How did the Germans celebrate Hitler's birthday?
>>140443960
By doing Nazi stuff.
By giving da fuhrer a lap dance.
>>140443960
by making cake for Hitler.
![[SallySubs] Kantai Collection KanColle - 022016-03-28-15h14m20s744.png](https://i.imgur.com/J8AyXyR.png "[SallySubs] Kantai Collection KanColle - 022016-03-28-15h14m20s744.png")
Who has the biggest boobs in the fleet?
>>140445313
Musashi.
>>140443960
Moshi moshi? Daijoubu.
Depends on where they are at.
>>140445409
>>140443960
By smoking weed.
>>140443960
So are these six ships going to be it?
Not that germans had great ships. They had better boats.
>>140445622
Not daijoubu.
>2200. Admiral, the night grows deep. Let us start wrapping up today's work. Should I make some coffee?
Why would you drink coffee at 10pm in the night?
>>140445679
>Boats
>>140445761
For some late night fucking
>>140445761
>he doesn't know
She doesn't actually want coffee.
>>140445838
What does she want?
>>140445707
What about this?
>>140445876
What do you think?
>>140443960
Kagafan
>>140445899
What happened to Stalker?
Will the second season of the anime also have lots of beautiful relationships like this season's ship show?
They're up.
Kongou's new lover is pretty cool.
>>140446253
Do these hyper lesbos count as a beautiful relationship?
>>140446629
Please do not respond to yurispammer.
>>140446629
It is the only kind of beautiful relationship.
>>140446673
Lovely Kaga-san, would marry again
>>140446713
Kaga is only married to Akagi, stay delusional!
>>140445838
So she's secretly a lewd girl.
>>140446746
Nice try but we're already married, want to see our weeding pic?
>>140446898
Don't lewd girls.
>>140446909
Stay delusional!
>>140446935
Hey man, she's the one trying to be lewd and want to rape me at 10PM
>>140445876
A night battle with you of course.
>>140446898
Zepp is probably my favorite design of the German ships.
>>140447007
>>140447037
Don't lewd girls disgusting like a scumbag.
I want Aoba to blackmail me into having sex with her
She's nice, but I don't like coffee.
>>140446746
Well, Yes and No Anon.
Yes they have the TTKs wedding ring.
But, that does not stop them from continuing to love the women in their lives any more than TTK is limited in the number women he can marry.
TTK is essentially a "beard" for his mostly lesbian followers, except of course when the TTK is also female.
I believe the term or a lesbian equivalent of a "beard" is a "merkin".
>>140445761
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-skZx5liyaM
Is this you anon?
>>140447051
Yeah the others are nice and all, but I like how she tries to look more presentable like a serious soldier. Goes well with her personality, and I just love coffee.
>>140447147
Except that's fucking wrong, the only love and marriage that they will ever have or need is between each other. Stay delusional!
>>140447141
I'm German and I don't like coffee.
n-no bully please.
>>140447147
Don't respond to yurispammer it only encourages them.
In terms of what I actually drink,
Cola>Coffee>Tea
>>140447356
IT is self feeding. havent you noticed yet?
green tea
>>140447401
It is self feeding but responding only encourages it more.
>>140447367
>Cola
>>140447412Cowfee, kuma.
>>140447424
He's saying that yurispammer is samefagging.
>>140446966
>Stay delusional!
>>140447218
Twintail hair style really suits murakumo.
would yahagi and graf become drinking buddies? for coffee i mean
>>140447847
Go suck a few more dicks you shit.
>>140448116
We should pity her instead. She never had a good dicking.
>>140448324
Not as big of a meme like Kaga.
>>140443960
We turn on the gas stove and shout "SIEG HEIL"!
Bossu-san, can I leave early today?
>>140448361
Nice meme
>>140445364
Maidsashi is best Musashi
>>140447412
I like all the 'fighting over what you drink' images.
>>140448806
I want her to service my cock
Sexy Shigure.
>>140448806
My dick want to fuck all of them in their meido dresses.
Choose one and only one.
>>140450161
Ashigara.
>>140450161
No one.
>>140450161
Of the five girls I've married (Haruna, Kongou, Musashi, Tatsuta, and Ooi), I will choose Ooi as the one.
>>140450240
Why would anyone choose Ooi?
>>140450161
I have dibs on Musashi.
>>140450161
>forcing me to choose any one of them
Yeah no.
>>140450161
Ooi.
>>140450161
Houshou
>>140450261
Cause her actual lines indicate a liking for Teitoku and Kitakami even if the lesbian dyke thing is standard.
>>140450161
Wolf. I want to try to make her happy.
But if that doesn't work then her drinking destroys our marriage and we get a divorce.
>>140450161
Daijoubu
>>140450161
Ooi
>>140450343
Most of her drinking stems from not being in a relationship, so you should be good. Just prepare your hips.
>>140450161
He's done a tatsuta doujin? It needs to be scanned
Which gumo would you gumo?
>>140450623
Naganami.
>>140450623
Kaza
>>140450538
It's a non-H marriage compilation doujin. He did not draw the Tatsuta part.
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga&illust_id=49903807
>>140450623
The wavy one
>>140450623
Hayashimo
>>140450623
Yuugumo.
>>140450623
Asashimo
Happy Prinz!
>>140450657
I have my doubts about her intentions.
>>140450685
How do we fix her?
>>140450674
That different artstyle is kinda nice. I wouldn't mind that one either
>>140450848
>Commander, meeting you, I... I'm glad. So, just this is enough... eh? This is... truly? I... can I change, I wonder?
I don't want to, she's perfect the way she is.
>>140450161
Sushi for sure.
>>140450934
Why don't cellos get any love with anime grills?
It's always violins.
As a cellist myself this oppression triggers me
>>140451029
Violins are more romanticized.
>>140451047
But its cellos that sound more romantic though.
Like everyone knows bachs cello suit, even if they dont 'know' it, ya know?
>>140451029
Say, would you be willing to record for orchestr/a/? We have an arrange of Fubuki and everything.
http://www.mediafire.com/download/9383b9q42x0m8p3/Fubuki+-+Cello.pdf
>>140451149
What the fuck is this shit
Also, I don't have any recording equipment that would produce something better than a scratchy audio-turd.
>>140451182
Spoiler for off-topichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dq6yF7Kh4DY
Even an iPhone mic or something would suffice.
>>140451241
Hm, well the cello part is nowhere near difficult. I could probably use a quiet place in my local philharmonic's office or something.
I'll get on it then
>>140451291
Thanks anon.
>>140451314
Kute congo.
Adorably cute Kaga-san
>>140451582
Fuck off you fat fuck.
>>140450623
Yuugumo because of the way she looks at me
>>140451601
>fat
No you
>>140451654
Get your mum to update your comebacks already.
>>140451654
Kago fuck yourself.
>>140451788
>being over the age of 12
>caring about comebacks
>>140451788
Leave me alone, I just want to talk about Kaga with Kagafriends
>>140451890
The only 'Kagafriend' here is my big fat cock she takes in her ass every night.
>>140451836
>being over the age of 18
>STILL not able to handle the banter
>>140451890
>I just want to talk about Kaga with Kagafriends
That'd be fine, but you actually don't do shit but spam.
>>140451836
>>140451890
Why hello there samefag.
inb4 photoshop
inb4 inspect element
inb4 more samefagging
>>140452034
I don't even like Kaga. I just find it funny when the word "comeback" is used.
>>140452034
Retard
Left or fight?
>>140451948
No lewding Kaga
>>140452067
I just try to put myself to the level of those I talk to, and since he's retarded...
>>140452067
What's wrong with using the term comeback?
>>140452116
Fight.
>>140452133
She sucks my dick every night.
>>140452145
>...
Heh
>>140452181
Kumano had a lot of fight in her.
>>140452116
Fight.
>>140452202
They have an use other than be condescending, retard.
>>140452181
Kaga said to me that she can't feel your micro penis inside her
>>140452116
Fight, Kumano a cute lady
>>140447241
Es heißt "Guten Morgen".
Korrigieren Sie das sofort!
I'm going to make ikazuchi give birth to so many children
>>140452367
What is this Nazi saying?
Something about how much he lives Hitler? Doesn't he know he's a day late with the Hitler love.
>>140452297
The widespread, informal use of ellipses has made it somewhat frowned on /a/, I'd just avoid using them at all.
>>140452350
>kagashitter LITERALLY confirming his waifu as used goods
>>140452405
Not my Kaga, it was your scrapped Kaga
>>140452433
>Kaga said to me
Are you dense mate? Go on, delete your message or whatever it is that you usually do, this is just too fucking embarrassing.
It's over, you have literally confirmed that Kaga is my NTR cumslave (who thinks my dick is more than adequately sized)
>>140452116
This is a nice girl.
>>140452500
You bastard
>>140452405
>The widespread, informal use of ellipses has made it somewhat frowned on /a/, I'd just avoid using them at all.
I know, but it still feel stupid. Sometimes, they ease the writing.
>people choose Kumano over Suzuya
Good taste, /a/.
>>140452665
Which is funny because Kumano is FLAT
>>140452725
Flat is justice
>>140452725
>because Kumano is FLAT
Good.
There a list of when ships got added to the franchise?
>>140452116
>literally no Suzuya love
I'm okay with this, more for me.
>>140452725
Yes, and?
>>140452843
We still love her, it's just that Kumano is better.
>choose a dolphin over a pure slut
>>140452905
>>140452843
Kumano's a nice girl, but Suzuya's fun.
>>140452905
>outgoing personality is no slut
Nice meme.
And the dolphin is cute.
Kumano Kai Ni when?
>>140443960
They look fucking awful in that style
>>140452905
dolphin > shit > slut
>>140452942
Is Hotpot the Japanese version of coffee? >>140447241
>>140452995
It's be a pretty expensive alternative if you're going all out.
>>140452994
I bet you like Fubuki.
>>140443960
On his 50th they got him a black VW cabrio, pretty neat since the civilian models never quite made it out the door until the occupation.
The car wound up in private hands and somehow survived; VW got it back and restored it for their museum.
>>140453056
If any Indian shipgirl were added to KanColle, would the artist include the designated shitting deck?
>>140453079
>ryan choi
I want to slap Yahagi too.
>>140453251
Most of the INS ships that would fit the time period were Royal Navy ships, so they'd probably just be white girls trying really hard to be Indian.
>>140453049
Urakaze a cute.
>>140453548
>>140453582
>>140453599
Those are some fucking descriptive titles man.
>>140453616
Helps me look them up.
>>140453599
Naked aprons are amazing.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10006605
We decide this now.
>>140453645
Depends on who wears it.
>>140453715
Still looks great.
Both Kumano and Suzuya are sluts.
>>140453755
All the kanmusu are sluts.
>>140453755
>>140453827
Degenerates like you need to fuck off.
>>140454001
>he hates sluts
Nothing wrong with sluts purityfag.
Reminder that Hamakaze is beautiful.
>>140452116
Neither, honestly
In addition to the other obvious benefits like being able to stand on water, does the equipment also allow kanmusu to stay awake for days at a time? Or are the taking tons of energy supplements during a sortie to stay awake?
Since battle nodes that start during the day allow you to go into night battles, the average sortie probably takes place over several days.
The prettiest carrier. The lewdest body.
>>140454237
No wonder she lets other men fuck her.
>>140443960
By accepting more refugees, and celebrating Merkel instead.
>>140454219
I really don't think that's the case, considering hourlies revealing several of the girls being tired.
The game is just inconsistent as fuck in that regard.
>>140454219
>Flashlights
Get with the times.
There's not enough Kumano out there.
Or Yahagi.
>>140454237
>dat part where she sucks her own tit and pours her breastmilk down the TTK's throat
>>140454172
She looks cute, but she is too boring.
>>140454636
Does she want me to smell her?
>>140454445
Cow tits still don't improve cut-in rate and gun cut-in is still stupid.
>>140454636
I want her to piss herself.
>>140455065
Why?
>>140455456
It's my fetish.Scans never
>>140454636
Why is the act of splitting legs so lewd? What makes it so lewd?
>>140455683
You can see their panties.
Can the boatgirls take off their arms at will? Or are their cannons strapped around them without them having the ability to let them go?
I imagine sleeping would be quite difficult as a BB if you can't take off those huge armaments around you.
>>140456149
>boatgirls
Subs carry their equipment on straps. Shipgirls are a different thing.
>>140456149
Don't you see the straps on many girls' armament? It's removable.
>>140456149
yes, thats why many fan art where ship girls doesn't have their armaments equipped.
>>140452812
Anyone?
Kamo
Shigure will win.
>>140449853
Why is that boy naked?
>>140450161
Haruna>musashi>ashigara>>>>>everyone else
>>140454482
Jesus christ
>>140458468
What's wrong?
>>140458494
shes a beautiful girl
>>140458494
Just look at that
>>140458787
She sure is.
>>140458887
Look at what? Her ass?
>>140458787
>>140458907
Who is your wife's boyfriend today?
>>140458967
It's me of course, whatever could you be implying?
>>140459023
Are you 100% BLACK?
>>140459023
Hello my white friend
>>140457530
sadly no, all i know is that poi in family mart, the laswson and the yoshinori.
>>140459227
Yuudachi in family mart is completely fanon.
>>140459023
Shoukaku is stacked as all fuck.
>>140456149
Lots of official art and even in-game sprites shows them without their equipment, how new are you.
Type 3 > Type 2 > Type 1
>>140459586
2 > 3 > 1
>>140459586
>>140459742
>>140459742
Shit > 3 = 2 = 1
>>140459586
>Type 3 > Type 2 > Type 1
A-Anon-kun...
>>140459586
Which one is the strongest?
>>140459877
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Type_III
>>140459910
If we go by strength, then Ayanami > Akatsuki > Fubuki.
>>140459910
2>1>3
>>140459945
>147
>higher than 152
Even if we go by firepower alone, 62 (Akatsuki) > 59 (Fubuki).
>>140459943
>>140459945
Thanks
laga kun
>>140460101
Shigure-kun-class?
>>140459819
Akizuki-class > Kagerou-class > Type 3 = Gumo-class > Type 2 > Asawho-class > Mutsuki-class > Type 1 > Shigure-class > Hatsuharu-class.
>>140445899
>>140460101
>Type 3 > Kagerou-class > Type 3
>>140460136
You forgot Shimakaze, Lebe, Max and Libe.
>>140460196
Need more speed lines.
>>140460275
It would be mean to rank single ships and 2 tragic Germans against full classes.
>>140460335
It's meaner to not rank them, at least put Shimakaze with the gumos and while you are at it change her uniform for one of theirs too.
Does Akitsumaru like the TTK?
>>140460388
Why don't you read her lines?
Asashio Kai 2 confirmed.
>>140460388
That depends on how you treat her.
>>140450161
Haruna.
>>140443960
This is neither here nor there, but for a second after I saw the thumbnail I thought they all had giant heads.
>>140460020
Go hang yourself.
Is Iowa already in the game on PC?
>>140460904
She will be on the 2nd
>>140460904
She will be in 10 days.
>>140460792
>>140461400
>Iowa is on her way
>More ships to follow
Kaga irrelevance grows and it is glorious.
>>140461485
No one cares
>>140461520
No one cares about Kaga*
>>140461545
Maybe
>>140443960
I want to fuck a German!
>>140460457
>4koma
>canon
