I can't even manage to waifu this woman, even in my fantasies she gives me the cold shoulder
>>140396845
so you're beta even in your fantasies?
>>140396845
>being this beta
>>140396845
You're an M.
>>140396845
Be the one to warm her cyborg soul, anon.
all cyborgs must die
>>140396946
>>140397227
>Implying the Major would even look to you
>>140396845
Same here.
>>140396845
Shes a cyborg. She has no blood or flesh so would have cold shoulders for everyone.
>>140396845
She will respect you if you out hack her, try that. Or get prosthetics to make yourself shota
>>140397950
I like the way you think.
The Major isnt for love.
She's for rough sex before she kicks you out of her apartment.
>>140396845
>woman
Are you sure she's even human?
isn't she into yuri shit?
>>140400368
Confirmed. Had a 3-way with two other chicks in SAC, did the metaphysical do with half a sexy female robocorpse, was done in turn by an absurdly grabby doctor in SAC, actually got full on-screen gay in source material, and continually mocks Batou for fun.
She would still a Kuze, but that's because comrade revolutionaries get bitches.
>>140400001
I wonder if she has a false anus and vagina with warmers inside it.
>>140396845
>she
>>140396845
Well she is so cold and human
>>140400320
Huh. That is so damned true. She only ever got hot for kuze because he was a charismatic revolutionary and because they had shared experiences.
No wonder no one waifus her. It just wouldn't make sense.
>>140396845
It's stange for me. She's the main character of my favourite anime of all time. And a great character for sure. She's hot. I even have the Figma of her (bought the figurine after I've sweared I wouldn't buy any more).
Yet, I'm not sexually attracted to her. Only case ever.
>>140396845
I respect the Major so much I can't even fap to her.
>>140403432
She's incredible math
>>140404483
I fapped to her the first episode I ever watched.
>>140404483
I feel like she'd give absolutely no shits about my existence at all. Its like she's a cybernetic goddess and I'm an ant.
>>140396845
>>140397227
>>140396946
>>140396845
It just sounds realistic to me. Fuck, even Batou couldn't get anywhere, and that shota was alpha as fuck.
>>140404826
just incredible math?
>>140401890
Doesn't need to, since artificial touch sensors and cyberization can transmit whatever sensation you need them to.
Wonder how is she when she doesnt surf?
>>140406361
>Wonder how is she when she doesnt surf?
ESL please.
The major is a shotafag.
>>140406171
How would I fuck her then?
>>140396845
I have a similar thing with both Revy from Black Lagoon and Olivier Armstrong from FMA. Not so much the cold shoulder, but more that I simply can't think of any scenario in which I don't wind up shot and/or stabbed.
>>140406575
Mentally.
Which is why she seems so unapproachable to us, because GITS makes clear that in GITSverse, Major mindfucks YOU.
And sometimes herself.
>>140406755
I need a version of this that includes her smile.
>>140406474
And yet she also craves manual stimulation by dominant female partners.
The major is a woman of eclectic tastes.
We mekboyz know how to deal with dem dead 'ard inquisitve-like hummies. Take your flashiest shootas, paint it red and BOOM they look at you all funny-like blooming red and breathin' 'ard. It's like dem hummies sister when they talk about some Emprah git. Poor Hardnail, dat git was never da same after dem waifu-fing.
Why did she barely interact with her gal pals in SAC?
>>140397227
>>140396845
>>140409385
she enjoys teasing them apparently
not only a cockblock but a cuntblock as well
>>140397227
To be fair to the guy, those cardboard stands can be really fragile, and some stores crawl up your ass if you touch them.
To be realistic though, putting your arm around a cardboard cutout instead of a Real Woman is still beta as fuck.
>>140405388
Batou lost his dick in a war.
>>140409659
that's not batou, that's gino
>>140409696
I'm sure there's a scene in which Batou says "You are not the only one who lost something in the war". While 'grabbing' his groin.
>>140409812
... he was talking about gino?
>>140396845
Why does she only have 3 fingers?
>>140411011
are you blind or retarded?
>>140396845
Goddamn just imagine when she takes off that bodysuit and it's perfectly shaped and molded to her body.
>>140410684
I would have preferred to see her wearing them but this is also good.
>>140411119
It's not impressive because she inhabits a robot, and you can build a robot to look perfect.
![[OZC]Ghost in the Shell Stand Alone Complex E06 'Meme'.mkv_snapshot_06.21_[2016.04.19_12.53.21].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4KW87qW.jpg "[OZC]Ghost in the Shell Stand Alone Complex E06 'Meme'.mkv_snapshot_06.21_[2016.04.19_12.53.21].jpg")
She's unbelievably hot but sex with her would like those emotionless sexs tags on booru, after I'm done she'd just clean herself, stand up and leave.
>>140403894
Batou does, and she knows it.
>>140403894
By the time that 2nd GIG takes place I'm not convinced that she felt all that much for the man before her. A lot of emotion of course but not gigantic amounts of 'in the moment right now I find this man attractive'.
Major is a classy lady not meant for sex.
Her vagina only exists to be painted or drawn, such as a statue's.
You hedonistic young rapscallions wouldn't understand that.
>>140396845
any android/cyborg/humanoid whatever that can be warm/wet is good enough for me.
I've had little ideas about how she'd be in bed. Maybe her soft side would come out during sex. She'd drop the cold act and turn into a sweet lover.
>>140405280
You could cry as a cyber hooker who had the same external appearance stepped on your dick.
She has a generic, off the shelf body externally.
How do you know the Major wasn't male before his brain was put in a cyborg body?
>>140419209
Just fuck off with this meme already
>>140419209
I would suck her dick
>>140419209
I don't and I don't care. She/he/it has a delicious female body and that's what matters.
>>140419209
would just make me harder
>>140419209
well, "Kusanagi Motoko" is a pseudonym
maybe her plane crash is just an implanted memory and in fact she used to be a giant nigger
the net is vast and infinite
the mango Major wasn't so cold like this
>>140420872
That's true, she could be... catty at times.
>>140398395
>hating Cyborgs
You need to be more GENESIS OF NEXT, anon.
You guys are aware the major was once a boy who suffered a very fucked up accident right? The thing you see is a machine, a female looking military oriented machine that harnesses a human mind that once had a human body.
>>140396845
If you imagine your Waifu to love you, then you're not imagining your waifu correctly since she almost certainly wouldn't look your way twice.
>>140422293
What's your point?
>>140422293
I really hope you're not talking about the Major in SAC'cause if you are then you're fucking dumb
>>140420872
fucking arise major was a straight up bitch
She's a lesbian though
>>140424247
No she's not she's japanese.
>>140396845
OP sorry but she is into girls.
>>140422293
This isn't true in any version of Ghost in the Shell.
And in both the SAC and Arise continuities it's clearly shown that she was always female. While the Manga and Oshii movies simply never delved into her past.
>>140425528
>Saw the GitS book in a bookstore here
>Cheap
>About to throw my money at them
>Suddenly
>Check the inside
>It was the censored version
Fuck shit.
>>140425528
these are from the original manga by Masamune Shirow. It's not hentai doujin.
>>140425633
haha kek bro.
There's not really a weeb word for how I feel about Major. On one hand, she's really sexy and lusty, but on the other hand so domineering and competent. I'm not sure if I want her to peg me or order me into battle. Either would be nice I think. I'd follow that gynoid assbutt to Hell and back if it meant a chance to tonguepunch her waste output.
>>140422293
This is bullshit.
>>140404483
this.
i just want to work with/under her desu.
>>140425528
>>140425635
How long till we can go VR just like this with chaturbate whores and fat anons?
>>140424036
Her personality and relationships are more fleshed out in Arise but I still want Motoko to be a bit less cold.
>>140422049
>mechazawa
>cyborg
>>140396845
What
In my fantasies and lucid dreams she's mya little too affectionate big sister. Jesus, I've almost lost count to how often I've busted a nut to her
>>140425528
She has a boyfriend, though. She's bi.
you think Shirow Masamune just kind of stumbled into GitS and Appleseed by mistake
>>140428485
he seems to not understand his own ideas once you take a peek at original GITS manga
>>140426942
>fleshed out in Arise
Not really. They were just more explicit about her backstory.
I didn't like that. Took away some of her mystery and intrigue.
>>140428521
I always get the feeling with a lot of mangaka that they have near sci-fi concepts but then don't have a clue how to facilitate it in a deep way.
Like how Tokyo Ghoul for the most part is a bland shounen, GiTS manga was kind of shallow.
>>140396845
>>140397950
Does Motoko have a heating system that makes her skin warm?Is her vagoo, warm at least?
>>140418278
biggest fucking tease ever
>>140429488
Does your computer? No, it just gets warm through normal operation. Probably the same with cybernetics. Some of her parts are probably warmer than others.
>>140403894
She didn't get hot for him because he was a revolutionary or charismatic, she flet alot of mixed emotions for him because he was the first boy she ever loved and because he shared the same experiences as her. He was the last reminder of her human life.
>>140428485
He does seem to have fallen into a pit of his own sharpened boners when it comes to drawing things, this past decade.
>>140422049
What is Mechazawa doing in a picture full of cyborgs?
>>140429336
>Not really.
They really were, that part where Batou tells her that Togusa been confused about her true nature and she just goes and eat a sandwich to show him was great.
I never expected the Major to do something like that before, it's such a little thing, but shine a new light on her character for me.
>>140425819
I don't know of any words that quite describe it either, but I feel the exact same way about her.
>>140429700
No they were not, her relationsips where plenty fleshed out in SAC, her backstory aswell. Arise does nothing that either the movie, manga or SAC didn't do better.
>>140428314
olga ;_;
>>140422049
>>140427382
>>140429661
Even in a non-joking sense, Mekazawa is not a cyborg.
>>140410684
Would a cyborg even need bras? Wouldn't they just build support into the original frame?
>>140430344
maybe he is, that's why people say he's human
she look like she has a penis
>>140413422
I'm so glad they put out a full remaster for SAC.
>>140430407
Her breasts feel and move like the real thing. If it was all about what is needed, she wouldn't have tits at all.
She's built for business and pleasure.
>>140422293
So?
>>140396845
Who would you have cast, /a/?
Western-friendly, known actresses only
>>140431620
That girl from the Dredd movie.
>>140431620
fuck off seriously I almost forgot that that shit exists and then you come here and post that cunt
>>140431620
Rooney
>>140427964
>a little too affectionate big sister.
You sir are a scholar and a gentleman. This is objectively the best way to view her.
>>140422293
>the major was once a boy
Who started this shitty meme anyway?
>>140425528
>>140431620
>Unironically posting GiTS movie on /a/
Reported
>>140422049
who's the blonde?
>>140425633
Same man. I was really angry.
>>140433485
Probably Maetel
>>140431818
Right?
Imagine her waking your mortal human shell up in the morning, she'll be sitting ontop of you, while gently squeezing and massaging your face. After you'll get up from bed, she'll princess carry you to the living room, where she made you breakfast. She puts a slab onto you from behind, and kisses you on the cheek, slowly moving from cheek to your mouth, and before you know it her cyber tongue is in your mouth. You reflexively recoil, and she apologizes. She feeds you delicious bread by hand, even though you are fully capable of grabbing the object. She lets the last piece of bread go into your mouth, while sliding her finger between your lips.
>>140434303
Being in the bathroom, you grab the electric toothbrush, but Motoko yanks it out of your hand, and holds the back of your neck firmly while carefully brushing your mouth. Surprisingly, she knows your mouth better than yourself, as you're convinced your mouth has never felt this clean before.
Is this why there is such little quality porn of her?
Probably the most realistic Major porn out there. i get a feeling she's super freaky.
>>140435940
Too bad she's depicted smoking cigarettes; otherwise, I'd be all over that.
>>140436156
>he's afraid of fake cigarettes
Haha
>>140436204
>assumes they're fake
Smoking just isn't sexy to me, neither is vaping. It's an instant boner-killer.
>>140436247
Same bro, and I fucking smoke. I would never fuck a girl version of me.
But if I were a girl, I'd fuck my normal guy self. I'm sexy as hell.
>>140431708
Mara or Wayne?
>>140437011
Well there's some confidence for ya. Other /a/nons could do well to follow your example.
>>140434303
The fuck is this shit? I was all for her being "a little too affectionate big sister", but the shit your describing is just her treating you like a baby. I don't want a woman to dress me up in diapers and treat me like a toddler, because that's what your shit sounds like.
>>140404342
Same here, and I can't explain it. She's like a lithium flower, man.
>>140437276
>woman to dress me up in diapers and treat me like a toddler
Disgusting, I wasn't aiming for that either, maybe I was too ambigious
>>140435637
Most likely, people can't even warm up to the idea of sexualizing her.
