Elves are for ________
being kept as rape slaves
that is the universal constant in elf hentai
>>140183843
How do the prices of elf slaves compare to human slaves?
making the same shitty fucking thread on /a/ over and over again apparently
breakfast.
>>140183908
depends on how many elves are there
since male elves are all traps the rapeable population doubles so I guess they're cheaper than humans
>>140184091
Do they work as well as humans?
>>140183904
They have much longer lifespans so of course they're more expensive. I'd guess maybe 10 times the price.
Some asked for elves? Because I got some elves right here!
>>140184157
elves are more easily mindbroken and easier to get addicted to cock than himans
>>140184221
>hands that close to the axe head
Why
>>140184225
Which setting?
>>140183627
Elves are for getting angry about.
>>140184207
That's pretty fucking expensive. An elf better be worth 10 humans.
>>140184264
That's a good question. The best answer I could give would be in really tight formations, where you don't have that much room to swing that axe.
>crop
Why do people do this? Google doesn't work with crops
Dwarves are for ______
>>140184304
doujin setting
>>140184537
Are dwarf slaves even valuable? I can not figure out a single good reason to own a dwarf aside from keeping one as an antique.
>>140184537
This is a dwarf female.
>>140184537
>tfw mom freed my rape dwarf
>>140183627
>>140184636
Did your momgive it a sock?
>>140184588
Shit setting. The elves in those are basically humans with pointy ears, at best they can use some magic. Those are the most boring elves conceivable.
>>140184701
I want to protect Eleven Rights.
>>140184604
Mining, right?
>>140184789
Humans and Elves can mine just as good though.
>>140184604
For beards.
>>140184850
Dwarves have the highest natural stamina, followed by humans and elves, so dwarves are better for hard labour.
>>140184897
Oh really now?
How many more hours can Dwarves go over humans and elves?
>>140184897
How can such a stocky build have so much stamina? Gimli himself said that dwarfs are best as sprinters.
>>140185024
>short legs
>sprinter
What
>>140184959
Not sure, but obviously if you're buying them for mining purposes then your purchasing en bulk in addition to the fact that they're cheaper than humans and the extra labor will stack in your favor and make you lots of profit.
>>140185024
Gimli was probably wrong because their legs are too short for their frame, and their muscle flexibility is limited due to that as well which makes them not very limber, however that does provide an advantage in strength and stamina.
>>140184897
no elves are the best at everything. gimli couldnt even drink more than legolas
>>140184938
>>140185125
Contrary to popular belief drinking has nothing to do with stamina and everything to do with ARL (Alcohol Retention Levels). Gimlis high ARL is a genetic adaption which is beneficial to his survival because the Alcohol in the blood raises the body temperature and allows them to withstand frigid temperatures that elves could not, hence stamina.
>>140184537
Are dwarves people?
>>140183627
Eternal damnation at the hands of Slaanesh
>>140185382
I have no idea what you just said, but I'm pretty sure that was bullshit. I don't know what shit fantasy novel you are reading, but dwarves don't have higher stamina than elves.
>>140185513
Ah fine fuck it, that was bullshit, i am just using the WoW mythos, in wow the races with most stamina are dwarves for the alliance and the tauren for the horde respectively, the class with the lowest stamina is conversely night elfs / blood elfs.
>>140185611
/a/ approved dwarf lore when?
I want them to simply be shotas and lolis
>>140185476
We found some way to deal with it. It kinda works.
>>140185424
Worth about half of one.
>>140185701
Honestly, the wow mythos is really great at setting apart the races and giving them a distinct identity and the lore is very involving and deep, if only the game weren't absolute wank.
>>140185777
>human slaves are 3/5 people
>dwarves themselves are only 1/2 people
I can't imagine what dwarf slaves are like
>>140185779
It really doesn't, one of the reasons why the game sucks is because the story is inconsistent and they keep using bronze dragons to reset everything. The only true path is through Tolkien, any other fantasy setting is just a bad copy.
>>140185905
When did they use a bronze dragon to reset anything? I've watched many a lore video and have not heard mention of this.
>>140185905
>they keep using bronze dragons to reset everything
When did that ever happen? Majority of bronze dragon wankery was Caverns of Time
>>140185905
This is bait guys
Fucking tolkeinfags
>>140184701
Reminder that Four is worst Intoner.Five is second best after Zero.
>hugging
>cuddling
>love
>consensual sex in the missionary position
>leg locking
>impregnation
>pregnant belly pats
>raising a happy family together
>>140186263
You absolute filth, all of this without marriage? Aren't you going to walk her down the isle and kiss her among both your friends and family to celebrate your eternal bond? You disgust me.
>>140186263
>being in a relationship with an elf
It's like you want to get cucked.
>>140186007
>>140186016
Grom got reset and so did the other orcs. But maybe I'm confusing that with time travel in general. After all, Ronin got sent back to time and helped to save the night elfs.
>>140183627
Ab workouts.
>>140186331
I hope you will get tired of this meme at some point.
>>140186342
Warlords of Draenor is ALTERNATE TIMELINE you limey cunt
>>140186342
ah no they didn't the whole WOD thing was in another timeline all together were garosh wasn't even in born. So much for that.
>>140185755
Aren't Spirit Stones Isha's tears? Stop making her cry all the time.
>>140183627
THESE ARE THE ONLY THINGS ELVES ARE FOR
>>140184221
>>140184264
>>140184410
axes are heavy, you only ever slide your hands down when you're swinging
>>140186407
>>140186449
Honestly, is that any better?
>>140186480
That makes sense.
>>140186468
>racemixing
Is this seriously okay
>>140186492
Yes it is, because it doesn't interfere with any of our lore or time continuity, and it introduces the plot with a game relevent element (the sands of time a one of a kind item found in pandaria that the player helped fill in order to create their legendary item) so its not an asspull and it has no effect on the current lore besides allowing us to explore old draenor without messing up our timeline.
>>140186468
>not heresy
Heresy!
>>140186457
Dark Eldar don't need those.
>>140186571
If you're a human and you want to impregnate an elf guess what that's called
PURGING.
>>140186621
Leveling up your race. Half-elves are better than humans.
>>140186644
Why is there no Hitler for elves
>>140186621
What if you're a human and get impregnated by an elf?
>>140185382
Pretty sure alcohol thins out your blood, which makes you colder. So that's all probably bullshit.
Avid drinker here.
>>140186729
I professed to the fact that it was bullshit like two comments below that.
>>140186713
Self-insert wish-fulfillment is all about pandering to the average male. This would only upset them.
>>140186713
I've never heard of it happening in any fantasy genre besides slight mentions in wow.
>>140186713
Why doesnt the child pop out as human or elf?
Why is it both?
>>140186644
MTG already has a better Garithos
>>140186729
It causes your blood vessels to dilate, which brings blood closer to the surface of your skin. This simultaneously makes you feel warmer while cooling you off.
>>140186707
But the is. His name is Pelinal Whitestrake. Pic related.
>>140186621
Biologically impossible since you're different species
>>140186774
Yeah but I was pointing out the alcohol part. Some anon's going to read that, go camping ten months later in the snow and dress a lot lighter thinking all the liquor he brought will keep him warm, only to turn into an anon-cicle a couple days later.
I couldn't let that happen. Not on my watch.
>>140187018
>different species can't breed
It's like you don't even dragonkin and half-fae catboys.
>>140187018
But what about my human self-insert x cute elf fanfiction?
>>140183627
not making shitty doujins about
>>140187018
Elaborate.
>>140184604
Masonery, stonecraft, metalcraft.
>>140186800
Funny thing is that in real life, especially our mythology, elves were the ones cucking humans.
For example, fantasy creatures like fairies weren't exactly friendly to humans at all.
They would kidnap your human baby and spirit it away to the Otherworld and replace it with a fairy substitute only to trick you one day when you realize the child you were raising was a fairy spawn that doesn't give two shits about you.
Elves had hypnotism powers and other nasty shit in human mythology and would fuck with humans just because they happened to encounter them.
However, these kinds of elf stories village elders used to tell your European ancestors have kinda faded away thanks to writers like Tolkien turning elves into waifu material and now the closest modern tales resembling these horror tales of the past is shit like "skinwalkers" occasionally posted on boards like >>>/k/.
>>140187219
Humans and elves can do all of those.
>>140184537
>>140184613
>no beard
Shit Dwarves..
>>140187240
>skinwalkers
I wouldn't worry about it.
>>140187218
well since elves don't exist in reality we have no way of knowing whether they'd be an entirely different race or humanoids with genetic variations.
>>140187240
The fairies are just a bundled up superstitious nonsense that Europeans attributed to anything. Take for instance King Arthur, the fairies were helpful creatures that would assist him in Avalon and cure him or some shit.
>>140187018
The ghost of Gary Gygax told me to say you're wrong.
>>140187240
I would not go so far and say Tolkien turned elves only into waifu material. His elves are true badasses and every mortal girl should be happy to get some Noldor dick.
But you are right regarding that modern elves and especially japanese elves are so far away from their source material that they should be labeled as something else.
>>140187420
I wonder what would he say about 5e
>>140186996
It makes you feel warmer at first, but that shit flies out the window real quick. It actually lowers your body temperature from its previous-drinking state. Sometimes I have to wear a jacket in my own apartment after downing 8-10 beers. Its super cozy, but the shit does nothing to keep you warm. Quite the opposite.
>>140187387
I think part of it was that back then in Europe, well maintained roads were nonexistent, most villages lived next to dark forests, and village elders needed some scary stories to keep children from wandering too far in the forest.
>>140187420
I want to fuck a Dragon, the lewdest of all species
>>140187442
The West are guilty of the same things too, they keep twisting elves into something they are not. When I heard that night elves descended from trolls, and high elves were descended from night elves in wow, I lost my entire respect for the series.
Also, it is too bad we didn't get any Noldor male x human female. It seems one sided in the cultural exchange to have only human males x elven females. Of course it could just be that Tolkien didn't mention it at all.
>>140183627
Sauce?
>inb4 google
Searching has no results, otherwise I wouldn't ask.
>>140187520
How big were the forests back then?
>>140187420
I want to be the dragon.
>>140187639
They could be pretty fucking expansive depending on where you were.
>>140187726
it's a long journey.
>>140187764
Like 20km+?
>>140187610
>The West are guilty of the same things too
Yes, but I think it's more blatant in japanese media.
>night elves
I grew up with WC2 and WC3, never played WoW. Nelves were my favorite faction in WC3 and I know that their females are pretty sexualized, but they were also fucking great, had good lore and were fun to play. But they seemed to got ruined by WoW. Truly sad.
>Also, it is too bad we didn't get any Noldor male x human female
I actually just started to read through the Silmarillion. Yeah, I would like to read something like this. Though I'm a guy and I like to sexualize the elves.
>>140187845
In the right region, an entire country could be a forest. It's not super dense can't see shit forest, but if you've been to northern Canada, it'd be like that.
KILLING BRUTALLY
>>140186991
>starts a useless dick waving competition instead of just laughing at the joke
>its a strictly worse card, to boot
Please stop this.
>>140187639
Depends on what you mean by "back then." England in late medieval times was mostly deforested, but turn back the clock a few centuries and you'd see that more than half the place was heavy forest.
>>140188030
>Strictly worse
>Situational removal vs straight-up protection
Bruh
>>140183627
Whats the sauce for this.
>>140188130
wish i could tell you friendo
>>140187979
>>140187639
It's not even about how big the forests were, it was more what was in the forest and what it/they could do to lone lolis and shotas. Not all of them would wear clothes.
>>140188177
its called High Elf × High School
you can thank me later /a/non
>>140188237
>spoonfeeding newfags
Yeah nah, you're a cunt.
>>140188222
Tell me more about the things inside the forest and things happening
>>140188258
Reverse image search doesn't work, i tried it.
>>140187576
What about Nymphs?
elves are for ayy lmao
>>140188312
Just baseline sluts. Dragons have status.
>>140188377
>Dragons have status.
As skyline sluts?
>>140187442
>His elves are true badasses
I really liked the Dark Elf. That guy was the epitome of zero fucks given.
>>140188419
WOOOOOOOOW
>>140187475
I always put on my drinking socks and warm pants before drinking. Sometimes I even remember to wear a shirt.
>>140188029
What's the difference in killing elves over anything else
>>140189201
One is really egdy, the other even more.
>>140189201
Nothing, murder is murder, its just that i am more likely to care about you murdering an elf than say an ant.
>>140183627
Any answer that is not rape is incorrect
>>140189505
NTR is ok then? got it.
>>140189505
Not everyone enjoys rape, anon.
>>140189527
You would've found it if you read the thread, queer.
>>140189527
Read thread first faggot, its High Elf × High School.
>>140186158
Excellent tastes.
>>140189548
moralfags gtfo
>>140183627
Not raping by any means necessary.
>>140189573
>tells him to find it on his own and then gives the answer
>>140189632
meant to say ''read the thread next time before asking faggot'' but words are hard.
>>140189632
We're too nice
>>140189689
Don't lump me in with you gayboy
>>140189645
>No audio
For what purpose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvJsG4F2Img
>>140186263
>Growing old as she stays young.
>Becoming feeble while she dutifully cares for you.
>Dying centuries before your waifu.
>Letting her watch her mongrel children grow up, age and die, just like her husbando.
>Leaving her with the greatest sense of loss a human can give an elf. A potential to outlive every single one of her children, grand children, great grand children and so on, for the rest of eternity.
You elf-lovers are monsters.
>>140190237
This was the saddest thing about Mushoku
Good thing she was able to move on anyways
>>140190237
>You elf-loversThose tragedies are the best part of this.
>Hand holding
>cheek caressing
>friendship
>hugs
>smiles
>happy sex
>impregnating
>marriage
>growing old with
>not rape
>not heresy
>only love
>>140184388
Think about it. Your great great great great great great great great great great grandson can use the same elf, 10 generations later.
>>140191261
This pleases my incest boner
>>140186468
>pregnant belly rubs
That list is too lewd
