Open bathroom door, see this
What do
>>140120492
Wash my hands
>>140120492
Her.
>>140120492
Wish I'd been about 30 seconds later.
>>140120492
Put her in the back of my truck and drive to the nearest woods.
Is having a wooden floor in a bathroom really a good idea?
>>140120492
Close the door and walk away like the beta I am.
>>140120492
Sit on the toilet and take a huge dump.
>>140120996
I mean, probably a bitch to clean and water (and other fluids) spots everywhere.
Ditch her and locate the meme girl.
Run away to the Candy Store, and then browse for 45 minutes without buying anything
Grab her, throw her in a potato sack,, take her home, and give her a bowl of eggs.
>>140120492
Unzip dick.
>>140120492
Stare, blush, apologize, try to explain myself while stuttering and close the door only after she reacts.
>>140120492
>flat
Walk away.
>>140120932
i have wooden walls in my bathroom and even though they're treated they're covered in irremovable mold so I'd say no
[x] Rape the maids
I'd probably just rape her. There's no law enforcement in that quiet village and she'd be unlikely to say anything since she'd be forever known as the girl that was violated by a 6ft white man
This is not my beautiful house!
>rape
>>140121668
This is not my beautiful wife!
>>140120492
Mind my own business, then tell her to lock the door next time.
>>140120492
literally stick my dick up her asshole
>>140120492
rape and murder her, and go back to sleep.
>>140120932
Barrels, ships, sauna, decks.
Aren't we all Finnish?
>>140120492
Wonder how she got out of the basement and where she found those clothes.
>>140122431
>murder
>wasting perfectly good onahole and bait for Nattsun
this is why /a/ will never make it
>>140124237
nattsun a shit.
Hotarun>Renge>*
>>140120492
>"Hory Sheet! That's some kick ass bathroom we got here!"
Touch my penis with your feet, Koma.
>>140120996
Polish marine forces are really a little outdated
>>140125182
>not wanting to break her boyish spirit via her hymen
>>140127043
That's our stealth technology. Wood is invisible to radars
>>140120932
that's the room before the actual bathroom where you just have dressers, a sink/mirror and washing machines. The actual bath part of Japanese bathrooms is one room further in
>>140120492
Excuse myself and close the door
The fuck else am I going to do? Rape her? I'm not some filthy degenerate that's going to ogle some underage girl
And beside Natsun is clearly superior
Rape violently
Show her these dubs
In case of failure, commit sudoku
turn 360 degrees and walk away because it was rude of me to walk in on her.
steal the laundry basket
>>140120492
Turn 360° and walk away
Tenderloin
>>140120492
Take her to a hospital because he ankle looks broken.
Oh shit, I'm sorry
>>140120492
Unzip dick
Pat her head
>>140120492
Holy shit that's a comfy bathroom
360 walk inside
>>140130911
Damn i got the 9/11 digits
I'm literally bush right now
what is wrong with Koma-chan?
>>140120492
Shit belongs in the toilet not the floor.
Game theory says tit for tat's the best strategy.
I drop my own pants and watch warily for her next move.
>>140129878
hi
>>140120996
Don't even get me fucking started on this piece of shit, who the fuck destroy a good looking old barge to throw an engine on it and some mock sails
Turn lights off and have consensual sex for the purpose of procreation.
Is /a/ going trough puberty or something?
>>140133252
No it just missed out on all the hormone-driven fun of puberty so its full of manchildren now.
>>140133252
>>140133340
Welcome to /a/, Kabanerifags. I know it's your first time in this board but you should get used to seeing people sexualizing anime girls all the time.
>>140133990
Is this the latest concern? People swarming in to watch Kanbaneri with /a/ and have a right ol' laugh and force a train wreck?
>>140120492
Are all jap toilets just a hole in the floor? In anime they some them having normal toilets but then again they also make jap people look white.
>>140120492
I got really strong feels from this scene. I was actually pissed when there was no resolution or follow up.
Being caught out like that for something so humiliating.
>>140135845
depend where you are
more rural area have hole but lot of city have normal toilet
>>140120492
Throw a water balloon at her
>>140120492
Ask her where Candy Store is, then leave.
>>140120492
Pat her head and call her Koma-chan
>>140120492
Ask her where I can find her sister.
>>140121868
THAT'S MY HORSE!!1!
Plead the fifth
Same as it ever was.
>>140133139
You got it backwards. It's an old fishing boat turned into a galleon. And there are two of them.
>>140120492
Depends.
If she acts embarrassed, I will tell her she has a beautiful body probably pet her, then proceed to engage in some trivial conversation.
If she doesn't mind, I will just enter with her to the bathroom and molest her since she probably half expected it.
>>140120492
Wake up
Realize it was all a dream
Cry myself back to sleep
>>140121492
YOU HAVE TO EAT ALL THE EGGS
>>140138752
50 of them?
>>140120492
Say "I'm sorry" and then I leave the bathroom
This thread is why all of you guys will remain ona-hole dependent virgins for the rest of your lives
>>140138594
You just had a wonderful dream, why would you cry?
>>140139233
Sorry for what?
>>140139495
For entering the bathroom while she's getting changed.
>>140135845
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=km3xt49fHq4
Mock her for wearing a school swimsuit then ask where her hotter sister is.
I'd spook her
>>140139593
Our daddy taught us to not be ashamed of our dicks
>>140139837
I can see that your daddy gave you good advice.
>>140139836
Would Galko be a good influence for these bumpkins?
>>140139939
Galko is pure.
>>140139837
Nigga I'm not ashamed of my dick.
>>140139903
Sometimes I pull on it so hard that I rip the skin
>galko
>good
>>140139939
Not visually but galko's got a good heart so she's decent neechan material.
>>140120492
Bust a nut, obviously.
>>140140031
Well my daddy taught me a few things like how not to rip the skin by using someone else's mouth instead of your hand.
>>140139681
Man the Japs must have tiny asses
>>140120932
You haven't experienced the fragrance of the pine/hinoki wood with hot hater
>>140140173
Will you show me?
>>140126817
What's the appeal of feet?
>>140140258
I'd be right happy to.
who the fuck brings pickles and tomatoes to a beach?
>>140140497
I've seen people bring pre-cooked spaghetti to a beach before. Do NOT underestimate just how much of a subhuman a country person can be.
>>140120492
Rape her.
If she wants me to that is.
>>140140262
Foot fetishes usually involve a reactivation of some simian and proto-human genes still lurking in our brains. Footfags experience this gene activation around puberty and it overrides normal sexual development.
It's speculated that in our primordial days as tree-dwelling monkeymen, we used to be much more open about sexual exploration and exploits. One particularly compelling theory set forth (Miller et. al. 2014) dictates that the alpha-beta-gamma pack mentality of loose tribes of proto humans a few million years ago was a real thing. The alphas would have most of the children, while betas were allowed some children if they were particularly good at getting food or building shelters. The alphas would watch the betas copulate and rip the male away after orgasm. Then the beta would be watched by other betas until an alpha allowed him to breed again.
Gammas in this pseudo society were not allowed children at all. Still, these beings were developed enough to develop attachments. Typically the gammas would help the females care for children and stay clean. Over time, the gammas and females would be bonded, although they could never have sex under penalty of death from the watchful betas. To compensate, the female protohuman would occasionally use her hind hands (remember, these were primitive humans and had hands and feet that were essentially identical) to stimulate the gamma males. This was not seen as a sexual act by the alphas or betas, and thus was allowed.
This is at least a basic theory surrounding the origin and proliferation of foot fetishes, at least.
>>140140813
So footfags are literally subhuman. OK, got it, had a hunch it was the case already.
>>140140738
It's not rape if she wants it.
>>140138281
I laughed and then I felt a feeling.
>>140140348
>>140141177
I'll bet this whore takes tons of dicks for fun and profit.
>>140140987
Does that mean everyone on /a/ are footfags?
>>140141883
I bet she can deathgrip your cock with her vagina and jerk you until you completely empty your balls inside of her uterus
>>140120492
>I'm sorry, I was looking for your Onee-chan
>>140120492
Check if Chris Hansen is close
>>140133252
Physically maybe, mentally never.
>>140138176
SAME AS IT EVER WAS
SAME AS IT EVER WAS
>>140120492
"Non Non Biyori doesn't sexualize its characters"
>>140133252
>sexualizing a girl looking as if she had 9yo
>puberty
>>140140813
Where does the scat fetish come from then?
Or am I going to wish I hadn't asked that?
>>140145563
What happens if he isn't anywhere near you?
>>140120492
>>140140497
People who enjoy pickles and/or tomatoes?
>Non non biyori threads always bring in a crowd
>It's still pretty popular and well loved
>No one is bothering with the manga
>>140120492
Turn 360 decrees and masturbate.
>>140146646
Except that is mostly memeposting and cero discussion
>>140140009
Especially since it's such a good size and all.
>>140120932
wood feels awesome on your feet in the winter. best shower i ever had oak slat floors instead of tile.
>>140140813
So how is this gene being passed down thousands of generations when no one possessing it breeds? Are you seriously this fucking retarded?
>>140138752
i make her cook eggs with her anus
>>140120492
The only thing I can do.I was so close to posting the uncensored one but I chickened out
>>140149806
Why anon
>>140120492
Rape?
>>140120492
Go in, sit on the toilet and take a massive stinky shit while looking her in the eye.
>>140120492
If she just took a piss, fuck her in the ass.
If she just took a dump, fuck her in the ass.
If she just brushed her teeth, kiss her then fuck her in the ass.
If she just took a shower, cunnilingus.
If she just washed her face, bukkake.
If she just washed her hands, quickly masturbate and then shake her hands.
>>140131306
Needs the power of the D.
That always helps.
Laugh at her and tell her she looks terrible in that swimsuit.
>>140140651
>pre-cooked spaghetti
What's so bad about this?
I want to SEXUALLY MARRY Komari!
>>140155451
I want to platonically impregnate Hotarun!
>>140120492
What is sex with this midget like?
>>140120492
Oh shit I'm sorry
>>140120571
>Her
>>140120492
*blushes* "O-oh my, I'm sorry! I didn't know it was occupied. I-I swear!"
*She giggles* "It's fine, you can come in if you want to...."
"W-well, don't mind if I do!"
>>140120492
R A { P E
IS THE ONLY ANSWER!
>>140157005
*unsheathes katana*
Trying to make a move on my waifu, eh?
*teleports behind him*
Nothing personnel..............kiddd
*slices his head off with one stroke*
...
*Makes a cool ZANSHIN pose afterwards*
>>140157165
*It was a hologram*
>>140157213
NO IT WASN'T
I HAD A GEM OF TRUE SIGHT
>>140149806
DELETE THIS
>>140120492
take a 360° turn and walk away
>>140120492
Immediately ejaculate
>>140120492
Why is there a kid in my bathroom?
>>140139796
>hotter sister
But she doesn't have any.
Needs more nee nee
>>140131306
NACCHAN.
STOPPU.
>>140140031
I want gachifags to leave
god damnit, s3 when
>>140120492
Koma-chan.
I want this Komari bullying to stop.
Is it her fault she is best girl? Huh?