>>140095769
Alright then, maybe you won't complain when I cram it in your asshole.
>>140095959
IP :1
So sad OP
>>140096113
>he doesnt know how it works
Penis inspection day has ruined yet another life
>>140095769
Kyon falls in love with Haruhi Suzumiya.
Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the Manic Pixie Dream Girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to Haruhi, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression, calling him a "baka". After some investigation, he finds out that the goddess (allegedly) he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with Kyon's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of GODDESSES.
>>140095769
You saved a sample image.
>>140095769
>living in a shithole where school employees are allowed anywhere near your dick
Can you?
>>140099072
It will not look so different, i suppose.
Does the deal between Crunchyroll and Kadokawa possibly mean the slim chance of more Haruhi? It's been reasonably popular over time outside of Japan and the announcement of a season three would be massive.
>>140100508baka kyon
S3never
>>140100508
Haha, no.
>>140095769
But I don't go there
>>140095769
sage for viral marketing
You still enjoyed it
>>140098779
>he skipped penis inspection day
How did you not get in trouble for this? Last time I remember someone skipping that they expelled him and he had to move to a new town.
When was the last time you read this?
>>140102143
>they expelled him and he had to move to a new town.
A mysterious transfer student?
Man, penis inspection day was awful.
>>140100508
But anon, you already got S3
It was Nagato Yuki-chan no Shoushitsu
So Haruhi is a chuunibyou right?
>>140102297
More like occultist
>>140102297
She's like chuuni light. She just wishes the world was more interesting such as having something like aliens, time travelers, or espers walking around. She doesn't spend her day LARPing in a fantasy world, she just wants fun.
>>140102297
No because she doesn't really believe in any of it.
>>140102297
No.
She doesn't believe she's supernatural, she's just looking for supernatural things.
