>you feel something touching your leg
>look down
>see this
What do?
Abduct and rapewith hugs
>>140091709
Start crying and run away
>>140091709
Kick it.
>tumblr
Kick her.
>>140091709
Put an eggplant in my asshole and ululate
Hug her.Nonsexually.
kick the little shit in the gut
>>140091709
Genuflect
>>140091709
[x] Genuflect
>>140091834
>>140091902
>>140091910
Combination of these.
>re:zero thread
>OP from tumblr
Figures
>>140091709
accuse of her being a rip off yotsuba
>>140091709
adopt, head pat and hug
Stomp
>>140091709
Throw pokeball
>>140091709
Walk off, children are weird and I don't want any shit.
What do you do in this situation /a/?
>>140091709
Pic-related.
>>140092212
Tell her I don't carry cash and close my door.
>look down
Joke's on you i'm a manlet
;^)
>>140091709
Quickly distance myself and look for other adults.
Don't trust lolis you don't know. I lost a friend that way.
>>140091709
do this gesture
>>140092212
Bash her face in and steal $100 from her, this is my corner not yours, whore.
>>140092393
>ara ara~
>>140092212
I don't even have 5$
>>140092212
Grab her panties and run or tell her I don't have 100$ with me but I will give her 200$ if she has sex with me, she is a slut so she will probably accept.
>>140092212
>police believing a lone woman over a man
>>140092224
Wow dude cool, tell us more
>>140092380
this. I'm an unmarried man, I stay away from all children in public. It's too risky.
>>140092212
Scream.
>>140093065
Even if they do think it's fishy and don't charge the guy, the national media will pressure them into bringing charges anyway and railroading the guy into pound-you-in-the-ass penitentiary.
>>140091709
kill myself 400 times
>>140094587
What's the difference between being married and unmarried?
It's not like everyone else around you knows.
>>140095028
it makes a difference once the shit starts, if you're my age and unmarried you're obviously a pedo or homo or both.
>>140092380
>I lost a friend that way.
care to develop?
>tumblr
kick
Damn all those "punch loli's in the midriff" posts are getting to me
>>140095423
He apparently fell for a loli offering him classic rock CDs in the trunk of her van.
Poor guy was found dead in a local dump with the DNA traces of more than 14 different lolis on him.
>>140095707
What meme is this
>>140095707
I am really sorry for you anon.
Although loli look like innocent people it is true that they can be very dangerous
Picture related, look at her ability to change her expression under a second. Truly monstrous
>>140095263
There is nothing wrong with hugging little girls as an old man.
>>140093065
Yes, that is normally how it works. Or do you live in the middle east or something.
>>140092212
I dunno that's pretty fucked up. Threaten to actually assault, if she dares pull the string. The most Mexican standoff.
>>140091709
She seems to be at the perfect height.
>>140091709
I look around to see if she is with parents or her onii-chan, then I smile warmly and ask her name, and if there is anything I can do for her. Then I help her with whatever she needs, and go on about my business.Then i come home and furiously masturbate to the idea of her perfect little pussy wrapped around my finger, quivering with pleasure as a probe and tease parts of her body that she didn't even know she had.That's the responsible thing to do, right?
>>140098317
What if she says "I want a new papa" with an innocent smile?
>>140092212
Point at the video camera over my door and watch her run away.
>>140091709
>kick her like a football
Back to doing nothing.
>>140098317
why not actually rape her? with your cock.
>>140098877
Because that's forbidden love
>>140092212
That's a difficult one to get out of
>>140092212
Just walk away.
>>140092212
How would I do this to scare her away? I would start saying some gibberish, call the police saying a loli is out to blackmail me, if she is still there when the cops are coming, I start banging my head on the wall and start slapping myself while the cops and loli look at me in horror. I also get the milk from the fridge and shower myself right in front of them.
>>140098944
I think >>140094677 , as autistic as it may be, could actually end up getting you out of it. I don't know why turning around and walking away like you don't give a shit wouldn't work either though. Worst, she actually pulls it and you just keep walking. The only reason she'd be doing this is if nobody's around, and who casually walks away from assaulting a gradeschooler?
Pretend I'm a soccer player
>>140091709
Befriend her, give her headpats and buy her an ice cream if she has not any serious problems.
Befriend her by helping her solve her problems if she has any.
Afterwards, she and I will become lovers within not much time.
>>140099118
I don't know about you, but this shit may get cops and the loli scrambled.>>140099082
>>140099233
You would get a tazer up your ass minimum.
>>140099233
Acting insane sounds like a time bomb before they know you're full of shit. I guess you could just pretend you don't speak her language or something.
I've got a record button on my phone though so I'd just reach in my pocket and press it and then tell her I didn't hear her. Hope her parents beat her, then later go burn her house down or something.
>>140092212
pretend to give her money but immediately put her in a chokehold while holding the pin in with my hand until she passes out.
then take her wallet and pantsu then run away
>>140099465
>kiddposting
NIce
>>140098538
I tell her that I'm sure her her real papa loves her very much and would be devastated if he ever lost her. I also tell her that I would be a horrible papa.Then I secretly wonder how quickly I can make her cum, and try to imagine what kinda fase she makes the first time she tastes semen.
>>140098877
because I could never do anything to hurt such an adorable little creature. I'll just stick to wild fantasies.
>>140098538
Tell her I'd rather be her husband.
>>140091709
See how far I can punt it.
>>140091709
Say hello and ask if she needs something. Then proceed to help if needed, and go about my business afterwardswhile contemplating what crimes I would have committed were I a weaker man.
>>140092212
Assuming we're out of people's line of sight:strike a deal for the pantsu, and possibly for future arrangements.I'm still but a simple man in the end.
>>140092212
Pay her. Then go home, masturbate, get to know the location of all the elementary schools nearby and start stalking her
>>140098159
Artists explicitly telling me the height of a loli is the thing that turns me on the most as long as she is anywhere between 138cm and 102cm.
>>140099465
> Man showering himself with milk
I don't know. Seems pretty convincing.
>>140100242
>stopping at stalking her
You will never get any loli pussy with that mentality anon, you need to befriend them after stalking them.
With that loli, just buying her gifts should be enough.
>>140100549
>being nice to someone that blackmailed you
Just punch the lights out of her, get her back to your place and have your way with her
>>140095707
loli gangs are dangerous
Hey guys big time /mu/ trip here.
Personally if a loli ever touched my leg, I would probably show her Taking Back Sunday's seminal hit Tell All Your Friends.
>>140098877
Raping is no good.
Loving consensual sex with lolis makes me harder than anything else.
>>140091709
"Hold my beer I'll do just like Pele."
>>140099794
>because I could never do anything to hurt such an adorable little creature
seeing a loli in pain is half the fun though.
>>140100807
i'm gonna call the police you fucking bitch
>>140100836
I want to see a loli cry and be forced to move up and down on my dick, in pain, but too terrified of what i would do to her to stop.
>>140091709
Legitimately? Ask her why she's here, where her parents are, etc. If I can, adopt her and love her. Raise her on the money I make from this job I work, and give everything I have to her. Because she might love me how all of the women in my life haven't.
>>140100969
>Expecting old hags to be capable of love.
>>140100934
Anon, I don't want to masturbate again, my balls hurt
>>140100870
>>140100934
Happy smiling lolis> sad and afraid lolis.
>>140091709
Call police, tell them I found a lost girl.
They send cruiser to pick her up, stay with her until they do, then leave and never see her again.
>>140101021
I know. I'm in my mid twenties and I've already had plenty of women leave me for one reason or another. Their love never lasts. I wish I had a kid that I could love unconditionally, and would love me back the same way.
I have a good job, I have my own house, etc. I can provide everything needed. I'm just love starved.
>>140101266
shit taste.
>>140091709
introduce her to my friends, the faceless old fat men
>>140100934
>wanting to make them cry
I would rather they make me cry desu senpai
thoughts on the latest LO?
>>140092212
Pull the string myself.
>>140101570
Only read Miyasaka Takaji so far. Could be better, but I'm happy he is at LO now
>>140101505
you have fun with that. i will be over here wiping the blood off my dick on a lolis teddy bear.
>>140094339
The Japanese are real pedophiles, if you masturbate only to 2d drawings, then you are basically just a filtered pedophile. The Japanese don't actually have a distinction between 2d and 3d like /a/ does.
>>140101570
Ponsuke's girls are pure sex.
>>140101906
source: my ass
>>140102006
>implying posting actual sources here wouldn't get us permabanned
Do a micron of your own research outside of the PC american internet and you'll find some interesting things.
>tumblr
kill yourself
>>140102006
Not that guy, but to be fair, Japan didn't outlaw possession of the real thing until 2014.
That doesn't necessarily prove his point though.
>>140101266
what about confused/flustered loli that don't understand how they feel because they have never experienced an orgasm before?
Take a picture and send it to my bug expert friend, let's see if he can figure out what's this thing.
>>140092212
Find a dog so she starts yelling at it.
>>140091709
I actually had this happen to me last week, so... nothing really, it seems. Just turned around, and she realized I wasn't who she thought I was. She just toddled off without a word, being 2 and all.
>>140091709
Are you ok little girl do you need my help?
>>140106846
Sorry about that it nice for 4chan I'm just like that.
>>140091709
It's time to headpat!
>>140091709
Turn it into candy and add its power unto my own.
>>140092212
She can't scream if she have dick in her throat
So, what type of pantsu should lolis wear?
>>140092212
grab her like a football and run
>>140107226
[x] boxer shorts
>>140091709
Kick it and run off. When you live in a 3rd world country it becomes a common procedure if you like keeping your money.
>>140092212
I think the cops might have some questions about why she's wearing those kind of panties.
>>140091709
>Tell her i was forbidden to talk to lolis i don't know
>Tell her i am not allowed to follow her as well
>>140091709
Oh my, LOVE & PEACE to you too, little girl.
Now come here and let me share that with you intimately.
>>140092212
Pull out a gun and point it at her and threaten to pull the trigger if they scream. They value their life over money.
>>140091709
Take her home and raise her as my own.
>>140091709
unzip pants
>>140092212
>>140106405
What's she got against dogs?
>>140092212
Tell her that I'll give her even more money if she lets me watch her play with it.
>>140105356
Second best kind of loli, but best faces a loli can make.
Embarrassed lolis are great.
>>140091709
Proceed to win her heart so that we can start dating secretly.
We will be able to have sex after a while.
>>140101570
Noise still hasn't gotten off his oppai "loli" phase.
Why.
>>140091709
Ask what she wants politely, look around me to see if their family is around, get her back to them as that's probably why someone so young would pull my leg.
Continue with my day.
I really want to hug a cute loli. I have no sexual feelings at all towards little girls, because I'm normal. But I want to snuggle them because they're so adorable.
I'd probably walk her to the nearest store/cafe and maybe call the police or something.
>>140116333
And they would arrest you for child molestation anyways.
Puffy vulva
