I've only got one question
How did Shinji cum on his right hand? I can't figure out how it's logistically possible.
I drew this up to try and make sense of things, but this only led to more confusion
>>140091111
whats the problem with jerking it with your right and getting your right all covered in it?
>>140091151
He's standing up, how is the jizz gonna fly onto his hand? You can't shoot your hand if the gun you're shooting is in that hand
>>140091111
I've only got one question
Why?
>>140091111
shinji should have deepthroat asuka.
>>140091324
Asuka can't get an erection while he's in a coma.
>>140091240
>how is the jizz gonna fly onto his hand?
you ever think maybe he caught it in his right hand after he came?
cum doesn't just rocket out of your dick like a water faucet
>>140091111
I think I somehow missed that part
>you will never get to jack off to a naked 14-year-old comatose girl in person
Why even live? You'd be fucked up in the head not to want to do that.
>>140091111
You have quads and 911, you can decide how it's possible.
>>140091240
This.
I usually try to catch my cum in my hands so I don't get any on the carpet. OP needs to read a book.
>>140091486
>>140091649
How's he gonna catch it in his right hand if he's jerking off with his right?
>>140091730
Who says he's jerking with his right in the first place?
I've heard lots of people do it with their non-dominant hands.
>>140091730
He feels himself about to cum and slides his hand from around his dick to cover his front
It's quite easy
I just confirmed this works. He was just stroking the tip with the meaty part of his palm below the pinky, then squirted into the remainder of his open hand. If he's like me, it doesn't require much stimulation.
>>140091853
Jerking the tip is also a really good way to never fix your phimosis
Maybe his hand is bigger than his willy.
he's a leftie
>>140091853
oh fugg I forgot about foreskin
If you don't come with a lot of force, it will just dribble into your hand.
>>140091799
I do this all the time.
OP, are you a girl?
>>140092208
No I just never thought of catching it in my fapping hand.
oh come on anon, I've WATCHED my boyfriend come on his own hand. You just finish with your hand over the top of your dick. I refuse to believe anyone is this retarded.
>>140092314
>being gay
>>140092314
>being a fag
>sucking dicks
>not being able to catch your own cum
Pleb.
>>140091111
Kill yourself along with everyone else in this thread.
We should organize /a/ meetups to experiment and find out how this works. I volunteer to host for the Washington DC Metro area.
I'm going to start a crowdfunder for research supplies. Will post the link soon.
>>140092387
>liking 3d women
anon-san please
It suddenly strikes me I actually don't have anything better to do than analyze Shinji's masturbation technique.
>>140091111
Some people just cum weird and manage to get their hand all messy. It happens to me all the time.
>>140091111
Maybe he jerks off leftie.
>>140091111
>fapping with your right
how do you live with yourself
jizz doesn't always shoot out, shinji is probably just a dribbler
>>140091111
>I can't figure out how it's logistically possible.
He jerks off with his left and catches it in his right to avoid leaving evidence.
I know Shinji is right handed, but it's fairly common not to use your dominant hand. For instance, I'm right handed, but I use my left hand so I can use my mouse with my right.
>>140091888
>phimosis
Learned something new today, thanks anon
checked btw
Stop browsing /a/ Alec.