Herro. Wot is yur naym? Mai naym is Alice Cartalet. I am 16 yeurs old and mai hare is yellow.
Do yow like sea bream?
I'd cum in her Yorkshire pudding.
>>140070839
Better take responsibility and marry that pudding too.
>>140070651
>>140070724
>>140070839
>>140070904
I am imagining all you people talk in that annoying cockney accent right this here and now.
>>140070931
Oi m8 I sware on me mum
>>140070931
Awight, me ol china?
Yor enwrish sounds a wittle awkwur
>>140070651
Get out of my country you fucking gaijin.
>>140071101
Japan and England are the same fucking country anyway.
Island nation full of tea-sucking, america-whipped, crooked-teeth perverts hated by every other country in the near vicinity.
>>140071155
You tell em like it is my fat chicano negro.
Surely countryside British girls are still cute
>>140071155
Truly the world's two great island empires.
>>140070931
blimey, be'er than the yanks who sound like a smelly old bitch par'cipa'ing in an orgy, innit?
Herro ferrow aethists. Hrow do yue do?
>>140071155
Don't forget driving on the wrong side
Barrow-in-Furness > Cotswolds
Aye lass, wanna head to me pub for a pint?
>>140072212
>HEY!
Miss Kongou, your English is a little awkward!
Would you rike to fry on my jambo jet?
>>140071155
They're both also going to die out soon.
WHO ARE WE?
WHY ARE WE HERE?
WHERE ARE WE GOING?
>>140071155
Wales and Scotland want to get rid of Limeys.
>>140072212
Sure, until America stomped both their asses.
>>140073919
>WHO ARE WE?
Autistic weebs
>WHY ARE WE HERE?
Because we'd rather shitpost than be productive members of society
>WHERE ARE WE GOING?
Nowhere. Absolutely nowhere. Then we die.
Satisfied?
The brits are fucked up
>>140074036
based
>>140074135
No. Not until this is explained.
>>140074276
Her loneliness growing up made her colorblind
>>140074276
Aya is perfect and can do no wrong. Everything she says is factually correct. No explaination needed.
Every time I see the Union Jack on OP I think of Jonathan Joestar.
>>140074276
>>140074394
Disgusting
S3 when?
>>140070651
>>140074426
You saw what happens to Yuru Yuri. It's best we let sleeping dogs lie.
>Karen flips out because her dad didn't buy her a necklace
Worst girl, deserves to be raped by muslims.
Was Honker the best thing about S2?
UK so based americucks had to use our language.
Birmingham fags accent sound fucking retarded.
>>140073919
Arpeggio ED > OP
>>140070931
"Having a Cockney in your band is a good sign you're not going to make it." - Noel Gallagher
>>140070931
Oi loike you know that, I'm from Manchester.
I want to shag Alice.
Gween tea
>>140075213
Get in the queue
>>140075213
>>140075583
There isn't one, only Shino can.
>>140075667
And Yoko
>>140075213
I want to change her diapers
>>140074394
so much better
>>140075213
shino pls go
Alice would be better is she had big tits.
>>140075921
She takes after her dad, so that's impossible
>not yerro
>>140075720
Please end your life.
>>140075720
Translation?
>>140075720
He wants to clean her little twat and place a clean nappy on her defenseless bum.
>>140076127
>2016
>doesn't have a diaper fetish
Get some taste fag
>>140076206
I wish
>>140076349
No, I don't because it's a shit fetish.pardon the pun
>>140070931
oi shuddup ya git