What's this?
A package?
For me?
>>140062451
Don't open it. Throw it out. It's a bomb
It's Keit-Ai.
I wonder what's inside...
>>140062486
dildos?
If this isn't dragon dildo's, I'm reporting you OP.
FALLS IN LOVE WITH A GIRL
FINDS A WAY
KEITē±
>blogshit
Fuck off
It's S&W17, isn't it?
I already have mine.
>>140062451
>>>/buyfag/
GTFO with your shit if those aren't anime /Manga themed dildos
>>140062451
Please let it be some long unscanned holy grail of H works
>>140062676
>long unscanned holy grail of H works
>Right Stuf
>>140062451
Loli doujins and bad dragons product(s)
Almost there...
>>140062486
>>140062832
>17 fucking minutes
Did you stop to murder a hooker?
Show your hands again pelase they are sexy
>>140062806
I didn't even think to look at the shipping label.
Did you have to kill my dream so mercilessly, anon?
Inside this box is...
>>140062871
Nobody cares. Just kill yourself already.
Inside is...
>>140062863
My internet's being shitty. Sorry.
inb4 another box
FUCKING SHOW WHAT'S IN THE GODDAMN BOX
>>140062896
>>140062871
Fuck off dumbass newfag.
>RightStuf
It's going to be something boring. Or MoMH.
It's okay. Take your time.
Nichijou Volume 1
Another box!
>>140062896
>My internet's being shitty.
An Australian made a shitty thread, who would have guessed?
>>140062901
lol you were right
>>140062901
winrar
But! What could be inside of THIS box?
Fake. If OP was an Australian, the pic would be upside down.
It better be dragon dildos
>>140062932
Inside this one is either another one or your girlfriends head
>>140062480
FINDS
>>140062977
A framed picture of another box.
Lets find out, shall we?
There's a 24/7 buyfag general on this board. Post there.
>>140062977
Okay now this one is totally dildos guys
>>140063007
I'm interested. Please proceed
The most autistic OP of all time.
>>140063007
Dildos, dragon Dildos
OH...HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
John?
This better be that anime themed 20lbs of ass&pussy
>>140062480
IT FUCKING FOUND A WAY
>>140063060
>fateshit
>>140063060
>Fate/Shit
zzz
>>140063060
SHIT TASTE. I FUCKING KNEW IT!
>>140063066
naw right stuf doesnt sell that. its most likley some manga although they dont package manga that way so maybe a poster.
>>140063060
>fateshit
Im out.
VOILA!
Good thread
>shit taste
A dildo unboxing would have been far more entertaining. Now I give less of a fuck than I did before, way to go.
Well that was disappointing.
die.
č§£ę£ć
It's shit.
>>140062480
RING RING
>>140063094
I'm disappointed. At least you tried, anon.
>>140063094
ę lmao
Now to find a place in my room to hang it up and display it. That's all for now. So long /a/!
>>140063094
Hold on, this doesn't sit right with me.
OP, what's UNDER the picture?
Wow, it managed to be even less interesting than I thought.
>>140063094
You thought this was thread worthy? This is worse than regular shitposting threads.
>>>/reddit/
>>140062480
A boy falls in love with a girl.
Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.
But as it turns out in the end, the girl was merely pretending and just fucking with the boy.
In the ending, the girl loudly declares and publicly reveals on-stage while on live TV the records of their interaction and how the boy believed everything, his secrets and that the deus ex machina and AU isn't real just to embarrass the boy. Boy goes batshit insane due extreme embarrassment and rapes the girl in front of the crowd and no one can stop him because they are on top of an isolated stage planned by the girl for his most shameful moment in life, which backfired, preventing her escape or rescue from rape.
Scene ends with the boy getting shot by the cops and the girl's echoing cries on the stage.
>>140063137
Hang yourself instead.
>>140063137
I can't believe I wasted two minutes of my precious time with you, OP.
>>140063094
>fate shit
ayy lmao
>>140062480
OP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycfdfinG_P8
ED1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXDNGS9V4Us
ED2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4DyTjrruVo
PV: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcVGDV67L-g
EP 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_rz1bluG_k
>>140063137
>wasting money for some "ARTWORK" that isnt even good
hang yourself instead retard WHITE MALE
>>140063130
Every fucking time, I can't help but sit through the entire thing
But did you really think that was the end, /a/?
>>140063317
Can you hurry up so we can post reaction faces at whatever retarded shit you pull out of your ass next?
>>140063317
Please end it already.
>>140063317
Don't play with my feelings, OP.
>>140063317
Please everyone, show me some respect.
>>140063317
I was really hoping it was, yeah.
die, no more.
>>140062480
Threadly reminder that Keitę: åć®åćÆć is going to be released in August.
PV: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBBrZ3d2sJE
Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3HwWJx4c60
>>140063335
>>140063340
>>140063347
Retards, it's your own fault for giving him the attention.
>>140063359
>>140063317
you better have another box nigger
You could've just printed and framed it yourself
I've had my eyes on these two for a long time now.
>>140063370
Report all his posts then.
>>140063359
Just do something entertaining already.
Let's take a few steps backward, and see once again, what is inside of our box.
>>140063412
Splattering his gray matter all over that print would be the only thing that could redeem this thread.
This is so embarrassing. I'm going to hang myself
>>140063463
>>140062480
Threadly reminder that all threadly reminders are cancer.
9gag.com
What's this?
A package?
For me?
>>140063506
hooooo boy
>>140063506
Hurry up.
>>140063506
If it's not a severed golden elephant dick I'm gonna shit on your chest for wasting my precious time
Real OP again! Just found a place to put the artwork for now. There's my hand again as proof.
>>140063142
Nope, that was all there was inside of the box. Sorry!
>>140063317
>>140063359
Nice shopping skills anon!
>>140063506
There's better be no hamster in there anon. Or you're dead.
>>140062480
Threadly reminder that Keit-ai always finds a way.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QfMPWG_Gao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwxiSGv9gh4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEQowCf_DL0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qCb-aJND_g
I'm dead inside.
>>140063506
>>140063575
I fucking hate you all
You seem to have mistaken /a/ for >>>/v/, OP. Fuck off.
>>140063575
Is that a cabinet?
You're putting your shitty art in a fucking cabinet?
>>140062451
Is "pretending" to be a faggot fundamental to these kind of threads?
>>140063665
Nobody fucking cares if you're going to post 20 pics of you slowly opening it. It's just attention whoring bullshit. Like this thread.
You know that those unboxing videos on Youtube are extremely popular with children right? For some reason, it's some kind of therapeutic thing for them to watch unboxings, and some of them rewatch the same video dozens of times. No wonder /v/ loves these threads so much. But not /a/. Thanks for reading.
>>140062480
Threadly reminder that Virtual Sky Lanterns was the better idea out of that thread.
Im going to track down that shipping label come over there and stab you OP
Be ready
>>140063731
>giving the attention who're attention
Just close hide the thread and close the tab.
>>140063745
spooby
I apologize for the quality, my camera is a bit fucked.
Inside the box, is another box! Box I wonder what's inside this box?
>>140063853
Hurry the fuck up anon, I want to be spooped.
>>140063810
But who are the attention?
I wonder what it could be?
>>140063880
>Loss
YOU SON OF A FUCKING BITCH
Is this other anon even aware that OP exposed his bullshit?
>>140062480
Every fucking thread.
>>140064008
Goddamnit /v/ go back to your own board.
>>140064029But I'm bored.
>>140064058
>>>/b/
The like attention whoring.
>>140064104
>attention whoring
Not a single person is going to remember this thread tomorrow. Let it die.
I'll remember it
At least hotglue your stuff or do something entertaining, else just go to buyfag thread or maybe back to /v/.
>>140063137
Fucking kill yourself man
>>140065271
Thank for bumping this (almost dead) shitty thread faggot
I got those yesterday but I was too hyped to make a proper package thread
>>140063094
>cel
>for an anime that has been produced digitally
Ok-su.
Poor OP doesn't know there will never be a better unboxing thread than mine
Where's the fucking mask bitch OP? You're boring as shit.
>>140063372
fuck i want the full song for the trailer. doesn't seem to be getting released anywhere before the ost or something
>>140063159
Fuck is this real or bullshit?
>>140063372
man that looks great. whats it about?
>>140062480
Reminder that someone who posted this got banned.
Don't be that guy.
>>140064008
im at loss here
>>140063007
Never open a box like this when there's some precious that can be damaged with a blade underneath.
Slice each end of the tape; the little bit on the wide-end of the box.
Then, lift the flaps up a bit and cut down the length of the tape.
Alternatively, nick a small tear-away grove at one end and tear along the length of the tape. The edges of the lid flaps will keep in on course.
Pic unrelated, but should get your attention.
>>140062451
>>140062451
FUCK OFF TO /V/ you fucking piece of shit
Only /v/ermin does package opening threads
What's whit all the newfags going 'fateshit'? TM stuff has been here longer than you, show some respect. Kids these days don't respect the /a/ classics anymore, I even see retards shitting on Code Geass.
>>140068940
>implying anything is wrong with shitting on something which is already shit
>>140068940
fate is garbage
>>140068940
fateshit
>>140065557
Got an archive link?
>>140062451
Nice blog. Subscribed.
I thought /a/ had higher standards than boards like /g/ where people wouldn't stop blogging about their purchases. I guess I was wrong.
