>"TEXAS..... SMAAAAASH!!!"
ONE PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNCH xD
What's so great about dumb ol' Texas?
>>140012120
Do the Detriot Smash.
>>140013346
>>140013346
What did you just say?
>>140013346
>>140013346
nothing really, other than the fact that it's one of the bigger states in the Union
most Texans have a massive superiority complex about themselves. In reality, they live in a big, boring dust bowl with nothing to do besides drink, tip cattle, and go to church on sundays.
>>140013346
>>140012120
Texas Smash, it kinda looks like Texas.
>>140013346
Nothing
Detroit>Texas
NICE GUTS
>>140012120
DETUROTU.... SMAAAASH
>>140020457
>Detroit>Texas
Said absolutely no one ever.
>>140013346
I will beat the shit out of you senpai
>>140021119
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>140021104
Detroit smash is more powerful than the texas smash, so Detroit>texas:^)
>>140017098
PROTIP: No one who says they're from Texas on the internet actually is.
No one.
Also, very few in Texas are the "south will rise again" types. That shit's more common in the real retardholes like rural Georgia. Texas' too big for people to conspire to do shit. The homeless live on acres of fucking land.
>>140012120
Is the author a fan of American comics or whatnot?
>>140022451
Yes he cosplayed in full body costume as kylo ren when he went to starwars and he has a whole corner filled to the brim with deadpool spiderman and juggernaut figures.
>>140017098
Texans are pretty much America's Australians
>>140022049