All right, listen up recruits! You have been chosen as the best of the best to participate in the mars rescue mission. Because we made a lot of progress in the medical science concerning the m.o. operation you can choose the animal upon which your abilities will be based.
For that we made this program, good luck to you: http://animals.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
>>139978927
> http://animals.wikia.com/wiki/Mountain_Degu
...What the actual fuck?
>Rio Faisanes Stubfoot Toad
>http://animals.wikia.com/wiki/Rio_Faisanes_Stubfoot_Toad
>critically endangered and thought to be extinct until someone found a living specimen in 2012
I guess I won't make it back alive.
>http://animals.wikia.com/wiki/Erect-crested_Penguin
Who wants a dicking?
>>139978927
>http://animals.wikia.com/wiki/Wahnes%27s_Parotia
>The diet consists mainly of fruits and arthropods.
>arthropods
Flight and eating cockroaches, noice.
>>139978927
If it can Cure MS and Tourettes sign me the fuck up. Plus gliding would be sick.http://animals.wikia.com/wiki/Hose%27s_Pygmy_Flying_Squirrel?useskin=oasis
>The Asiatic Lion is a subspecies Panthera Leo (Lion). The only place in the wild where this species is found is in the Gir Forest of Gujarat, India.
Can I even kill two cockroaches with this?
>>139980960
If you have some own abilities, maybe.
http://animals.wikia.com/wiki/American_Marten
at least I'm cute
Useless, just like in real life!
>>139978927
http://animals.wikia.com/wiki/Sri_Lankan_Elephant
ELEPHANTS NEVER FORGET
AND THEY NEVER FORGIV...OHHH CROPS I LOVE ME SOME CROPS
>http://animals.wikia.com/wiki/Sowerby's_Beaked_Whale
>need information
...
http://animals.wikia.com/wiki/Krefft's_Warty_Frog
But I'm already an ugly useless toad. Good thing this operation has a high risk of death.
http://animals.wikia.com/wiki/Cebidae
Nothing changes desu
What the fuck am i
http://animals.wikia.com/wiki/Maxwell%27s_Duiker
>>139983104
Looks like a kangaroo fucked a deer.
>>139983104
if you guys are the people going to Mars
then I humbly welcome my cockroach overlords
>>139978927
Is that Kondo?
>>139978927
http://animals.wikia.com/wiki/Back-striped_Weasel
>needs information
>>139984404
Close, his dead girlfriend called him Gorilla.
>>139985400
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Back-striped_weasel
>In the Naga Hills, one was seen fighting with a large bandicoot rat.
http://animals.wikia.com/wiki/Polar_Bear
Largest bear and land carnivore.
I always wanted to look like an assault terminator with lightning claws.
>>139978927
>http://animals.wikia.com/wiki/Sira_Barbet
man thats so useless.
>http://animals.wikia.com/wiki/Tyrannosaurus?useskin=oasis
I have bad news for roaches
>>139978927
http://animals.wikia.com/wiki/Mongolian_wild_ass
I refuse to go to Mars and they are unable to get me on the ship at all. Checkmate roaches.
>>139988175
What, you're going to use your goat-powers to protest?
http://animals.wikia.com/wiki/Forest_cobra
The forest cobra (Naja melanoleuca), also called the black cobra and black and white-lipped cobra
Is this good?
>>139989762
>>>
Fuck, I forget this two.
>http://animals.wikia.com/wiki/Andinobates_virolinensis
Hmh this might work until a immune roach gets the jump on me and snaps my neck.
So why did this series actually get a second season?
>>139990148
Because it's based on a popular ongoing manga.
>>139990148
because JOJI is cockroach for FICKI FICKI and the series is suddenly super relevant
>>139978927
>http://animals.wikia.com/wiki/Little_Sumba_Hawk-owl
Ayy Lmao
http://animals.wikia.com/wiki/Andrewsarchus
Well, maybe i could survive 1 night or 2
>Has a strong bite
Could be worse I guess.
Wtf no info at all? Jesus I'm dead
http://animals.wikia.com/wiki/Pitless_Pygmy_Chameleon
Q.Where you from?
1.Japan or USA→You would escape or KIA
2.Russia→You would escape or KIA
3.Asia→ If you don't have luck or unique abillity, KIA
4.Germany or South America→If your surgery base wasn't planarian, KIA
5.Euro or Africa→Your squad leader will kill you with framethrower
>>139994424
http://animals.wikia.com/wiki/Naja
5. Top snek from Euro
>>139988175
Spreading your Mongoloid ass won't help.
