>these two meet
>Saitama wants to punch Sakamoto for some reason
what happens
They shit their pants and run home when they see Madara Uchiha
>>139975695
Failed to punch him cuz everyone picks on him for trying to punch the cool, cooler, coolest version of him
One Perfect Man
Sakamoto explodes since he does not have superhuman abilities. He is just a cool guy without any powers.
>>139975695
>unstoppable force
>immovable object
etc...
>>139976085
the filename m8
>>139976129
didn't see that, but it doesn't matter, there is nothing to talk about
>>139975934
this
Sakamoto makes losing look amazing. Everyone hates Saitama for cheating somehow.
Saitama's hair grows back, he loses his powers and Sakamoto teleports behind him.
Sakamoto is a reality warper.
he wins
>>139976227
After that Saitama becomes a fan of Sakamoto.
>>139976227
This is the only correct answer.
>>139975695
Saitama can beat anyone in a single punch. Anyone. Assuming he can hit, that is.
Sakamoto is too coolish to be hit, so he dodges stylishly. However, he is too weak to hurt Saitama in any way, shape or form.
The result: a stalemate.
However, Sakamoto defeats Saitama in style points.
End result: Sakamoto wins.
Both are comedies so comedic potential must be taken into account. I'm not seeing a situation where it's funnier to have sakamoto get punched. Thus sakamoto doesn't get punched.
This is the only way to evaluate saitama and sakamoto
![the-mask-world-cup-630x349[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6qFSiSN.jpg "the-mask-world-cup-630x349[1].jpg")
>>139976835
>I'm not seeing a situation where it's funnier to have sakamoto get punched.
The Mask relies on slapstick. Could he punch Sakamoto by virtue of it being funnier? Would it be funnier for him to defeat Saitama, or is it funnier of Saitama one punches him after The Mask beat up Sakamoto?
>>139975695
it creates an explosion so powerful that it destroys the entire dbz universe and every spic and dbz nostalgia faggot gets their ass blasted into oblivion when a random piece of debris from said explosion kills goku in his god form.
>>139977019
It could be fuuny sure. I'm thinking that saitama punching other things by missing sakamoto who then interacts witv those punched things would be funnier. The punches missing can be explained by any number of things. He trips, sakamoto starts practicing dance, bird poops on saitama's head. It'd work
Can anyone come up with a good reason why Saitama would want to punch Sakamoto?
>>139975695
Saitama will change his mind once he realizes what a bro Sakamoto is.
A bright light shines upon the two of them making contact with each other. When it fades, the two are seen having bento together.
