Why does she have an egg in her hair?
Eggs are a symbol of fertility, they represent an unborn child.
It's DEEP and MEANINGFUL.
>>139964431
One of the following:
1. she's fertilized
2. she's not yet a chick
3. its a hair clip, hence its pretentious
Araragi makes her wear it as a reminder that if she ever passes out outside the house, he's going to make her eat all the eggs.
>>139964524
A fried egg doesn't symbolize fertility.
>>139964431
Because shes aneggcellentperson.
>>139964431
It's fried to represent fiya.
>>139964761
A fried egg is reminiscent of an egg, whole also being more aesthetically pleasing than an egg.
>>139964431
>Why does she have an egg in her hair?
Because her and Karen are the "fire sisters" thus matching fried egg hair clips.
>>139964431
It's not even a boiled one.
>>139964431
Its a warning for those egg pervert. Refer to >>139969317.
>>139970490
Wat? It's just a webm dude, chill.
Why are her parents okay with her walking around the house dressed like a fancy prostitute?
>>139964431
If I pull that off, will she die?
>>139964431
She doesn't. The only people that see eggs are just hungry and should grab something to eat.
>>139972031
it would be extremely painful
>>139972089
She's a big girl.
>>139972031
it would be EGGstremely painful
>>139972031
No, she's immortal-ish.
>>139972008
Seeing as their dad tried to buy sweaty tomboy sex from Karen, I doubt it.
>>139969317
>you don't have to tell me what happened, but you have to eat all these eggs
>>139964431
Because it's quirky and there's nothing monogatarifags like more than quirky. They're like Doctor Who fans except more delusional.
>>139964431
Because she's a bird?
>>139972334
I want to fertilize her egg
