Why are flat chested and big breasted characters always rivals/enemies? Why can't they be best friends instead of hating each other?
Would you want to be friends with a guy who has an enormous cock bulging out of his pants if everyone already knew your dick was tiny?
>>139933823
Maybe not, but as flat chested girls do with big breasted girls, I would grope it and massage it any time I want, specially if we're both bathing together, and tell him things like "what's up with this enormous cock? I can't even wrap my fingers around it."
You know, just like flat chested girls do with large chested girls, totally no homo.
>>139933823
So, you're saying that big breasted anime girls are essentially the Chads of their respective worlds?
Big or flat, I don't give a fuck. I just want a semen demon at the end of the day.
>>139933395
I don't mind flat chested women, I just don't like loli.
>>139935133
>I just don't like loli
What are you, gay?
>>139933395
The exception to the rule.
>>139933823
Breast size is simply a more attractive physiological trait to attract mates. Biologically, most males find bigger breasts attractive (breast attraction is invariable) but breast size has nothing to do with sexual technique. That is, a girl with big breasts is not a better "rider" than a flat chested girl.
In males, penis size is equated with sexual gratification. Technique varies, and a male with a less-than-average sized penis can still please a woman to the same extent, or better, than a man with a large penis can. However, a man with a larger penis finds it easier to please a mate, not to mention that as primates, humans value status and establish social positions in a hierachical fashion. This means that a man with a larger penis has more to brag about than a man with a smaller penis.
>>139933395
cowtits bring back problems
DFC with thighs is the best
Who is your favorite flat and cow tit couple, /a/?
>>139935581
Now this is good taste
>>139935845
Katyusha and Nonna.
>>139935133
You have shit taste and genuinely disgust me.
Please drink bleach, normalfag.
>>139935845
It's not /a/, but pic related
For some reason, even though I love DFC, the idea of cowtits bullying a DFC character really turns me on.
>>139935845
Buran and BeruBeru
>>139933395
Why can't they love each other?
>>139936803
But they do, anon. They're sisters, after all.
>>139936613
"Amazing Technology"? Silicone?
>>139935463
>Breast size is simply a more attractive physiological trait to attract mates
More attractive compared to what?Hips > Breasts
Saya a shit
>>139933823
Because some women place greater value on their appearance and there can only be one best.
In real life the girls who get along despite both having an attractive thing about them, often one of them secretly thinks their hotter and aren't as threatened.
Combine this with the status symbol vs sex symbol of big boobs vs flat chest in anime, it's an arms race.
>>139936613
Bert's breasts are all natural!
>>139936994
2D plastic tit technology are galaxies ahead of common times.
Daily reminder
Flat chests are terrible people and can never get over their jealousy of superior tit queens.
Gas the flats.
>>139933395
Dude, do you even Strike Witches?
>>139938839
American titties are the best
>>139936994
Litchi's are all natural. Don't be jealous.
>>139935133
>he doesn't like lolis
>>139935133
Ah i understand - you actually are more into shotas. You dont have to be shy about that anon.
>>139938592
>having this much shit taste
>>139940026
Oh, is that why her breasts triple in size in official birthday art?
S I L I C O N E
>>139938592
Flat is justice, so be careful there.
>how dare you not be a degenerate like me
>>139933395
Because giving contrasting appearances to characters who are meant to be foils to one another is a common practice. Doesn't necessarily have to be breasts, but it's pretty common in anime for fanservice and comedy purposes.
>>139935463
>trying this hard to justify his small pecker
Also, there have been many tribal societies where breasts were not sexualised
Who cares about breasts, if you can have dicks?
>>139941322
Flat is shit.
Always has been and always will be.
>>139933395
>Why can't they be best friends
Big boobed girls do want to be friends but bitches be mad jelly.
>>139933395
People who don't like big breats are gay, niggers or pedophiles
>>139935239
>>139936025
>>139940098
>>139941076
Spot the butthurt pedophiles
>>139933395
And that's why flat/cow threesome are great, especially if it's an oyakodon.
>>139933395
Oppai > DFC
Get fucked lolicons.
>>139942524
Awoooooo.
>>139942744
What about oppai lolis?
>>139942864
Oppai loli is fine.
>>139942864
Oppai loli are an aberration that only extreme weirdos enjoy.
A black friend once told me that boobs don't matter.
It's all about the booty.
>>139942864
I don't like my loli to have boobs.
>>139943082
>>139943344
Hestia isn't a loli.
>>139942864
They're okay in my book.
>>139942864
They're pretty great.
>>139943029
Be careful you're going to trigger /pol/.
>>139943475
Yes she is, if the author says she is then she is.
>>139943029
You friend is an idiot.
Booty is nice, but it will forever be inferior to boobs.
>>139943029
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRoAroipx2s
>>139942864
They're awesome
>all these cowtit lovers
>>139943850
Believe it or not "the author" isn't an authority on archetypes, otherwise every author would be an authority on archetypes and they would soon become meaningless.
You fags just need to accept that in this case "the author" is a fucking dumbass who was wrong.
>>139933395
I read a VN about this once
>>139943029
I told myself this because I don't have any friends
>>139946287
I'll be your friend.
And I'll tell you right now that the thighs are where it's at.
>>139942864
Does not exist.
>>139946091
And the sequel too
>>139941320
Pls. Silicone don't bounce and sag like Litchi's tiddies. Fuck off, Noel.
>>139943691
That's a good oppai loli.
>>139946505
But there's one posted in the OP.
Asses > breasts
>>139942864
>Tiny loli body that you can pick up and sit in your lap
>Big breasts that can rest on your head while she rides on your shoulders
Oppai lolis really are too good for this world.
but i like both kinds why would i want to limit my taste to just one.
