Pull the plug
I will shave her_____
There's no way to beat him though.
>>139926730
Take Misaka hostage and force Touma to beat him?
Taking Misaka hostage is another bridge for another time
>Break all his Linkin Park, My Chemical Romance and Evenesance CDs and call him a faggot.
It's that easy, OP.
>>139926259With my dick.
Bully her more than MC.
>>139926259
You fucking wot.
spike strip
>>139926259
Which game are we in?
If its the AI world I just have have stronger self image of power. Considering he lost to a first timer AI that would be pretty easy. In elfheim he was strong but it was just using the moves he learned in SAO. The other players didn't know shit, it was basically amateur boxer vs street fighters. SaO kirito was too strong tho. Because he spent too much time on the beta test he got ahead and knew more about the game. I think the best bet would be luckying out with something like luck based skills
play Indian Love Song by Slim Whitman
>>139926730
Carbon monoxide...
I'll let her play with my pet...
>>139929531
Is there any justification as to why Kirito is the only beta tester to be this strong?
>>139929346
Literally wouldn't stop her from continuing on her journey. The best way to beat Kino is by poisoning her. She likes free shit, so exploit that. You could also try assembling a posse to ambush her in the middle of the night while she's asleep.
>>139930698there are two characters in that picture
>>139928003
>draw a girl
>call it a boy
every time
>>139930875
Hermes is basically a nonissue, considering all he can do is talk and sleep and tell really corny jokes without a rider. Though you are right in that you can't just deal with one of them.
Tripwire explosives then?
be a dentist
>>139930340
Being the MC.
Seriously I can't believe people get this salty over Kirito. I agree he's a character warping anomaly but he's such a non-presence in my mind I can't care.
Reenact that one infamous scene in Wolf Guy Wolfen Crest
I unleash my katana and teleport behind them.
