Can you wee/a/bo follow Ellen Baker's way?
>>139846291
>>139846291
Damn elevens making her speak engrish. She's from Boston, not Okinawa.
>>139846291
Anime When?
>>139846676
I seriously hope that this anime will feature Ellen monologues done totally in English.
>Bostonian
>Red Sucks
A certain cute teacher
Why did she get so famous though?
>>139846291
But OP, she's not a weaboo. in fact she is spreading American culture in Japan...
>>139846676
Baker-sensei needs to improve her Japanese first.
>>139846825
I wonder that too.
>>139846391
if they gave her a boston accent everyone that used the book would speak like a retard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8n2cIeIpzLA
t. from boston
>>139846898
>he's never seen a sunfish
>>139846898
Yea, but I assume that even Bostonians know what articles and pronouns are.
>>139846898
still better than a southern drawl
>shaman
I've got a totem for Ms. Baker
>>139846825
Because she's cute and likes baseball
Also fits their fetish of blonde, busty, green eyes, soft looking, happy girl
>>139847122
That's pretty racy.
Then again most teachers wear some pretty racy shit.
Fucking hues man.
>>139846291
>Ms. Baker will never teach you sex ed
>you will never become her favorite pupil
Why live?
>>139846825
She's cute
>>139846291
Can you guys stop spamming this shit? Like we've had this fucking thread over and over and just yesterday we've had 5 threads of this shit at the same time. Fuck off.
>>139847532
>>139847453
Ellen Baker is yet another avenue to spread wholesome American value to Japan.
Some of her fans are worried about the overexposure. If she gets a lot of porn she might be removed from the textbooks. The original artist was apprehensive too.
>>139847532
They probably want to share the latest memes cooked up by Japan's Twitter.
Oh boy, yet another ditzy blonde, white woman to drool over
>>139847661
Butthurt POC detected
Seriously? this is worse than when people were fawning over that Russian whore.
>>139847576
I just want more of her in red sox gear to shit up game threads
>>139847709
You clearly bought into the whole Krym belongs to Ukraine meme.
>>139847487
That's quitter talk and you know it.
>>139847709
>Natalia
>whore
Stay mad Ukrainian.
>>139847711
>more of her in red sox gear
I've only seen the one pic, are there more?
>>139847709
Hamburger > Borscht
Drawfags, make it happen!
>>139847709
As Russian, I still don't get her appeal.
>>139847780
Borscht is of Ukrainian origin.
>>139847750
>>139847808
Oh god
>Their scissoring would be unrelenting as the cold war
>>139847853
Is Ellen the great communicator?
Hey boy watcha reading?
>>139847823
>don't get her appeal
>closest to perfection a 3D can get
>MILF + military uniform
>career on fast track, hardworking
>wants recognition for what she accomplishes rather than her looks
>beaten by the mob but not intimidated, returns to duty
>plays piano https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxzPNq_G4GM
>"I am not a Pokemon"
Biography by KyoAni when?
>>139847898
Wow what a fucking slut.
Sage
>tfw my baker thread got deleted
When are the mods going to make up their minds? It keeps switching from allowing like three threads up at once to purging on sight.
>>139847925
Eh, I've seen prettier girls. In fact, when she dyed her hair she got much worse. Notice how all pics of her are from that one Crimean speech and then it's nothing.
>>139846825
Surprise factor, you find a qt in a place no one expect. Like the Crimean proseCUTEor back then
>>139847780
>rule 34
>r-18
>crossed out
neat
>>139848033
I think her holding a press conference sitting behind a polished desk made the meme more compelling, otherwise she would just look like a policewoman.
>>139848114
>fired from being an english teacher
>replaced by a stick figure
>reputation permanently ruined
>she just wanted to help kids and love baseball
Poor Ms. Baker.
>>139848164
>>139848114
>Her teaching career is in ruins
>Not enough money to return to the states
>Has to resort to "tutoring" at those seedy cafe's
>Gets brutally raped and left for dead
I'm really hard right now
>>139848114
Why did you post this my man?
>>139848164
>>139848247
Go away
L-Lewd.
https://twitter.com/hews__/status/718083370668851200
>>139848409
I like.
I remember just about the same thing happened inKorea
People started making so much art that the officials had to step in to tell them to stop.
>>139848409
>the dumb hue
Fucking filipino trying to hop on japanese memes. Fuck off
fucking hate coal burners irl, waste of perfectly breedable white women
Itt: how the japs love to destroy anything pure while being purefags themselves.
>>139848480
I completely agree with you but keep it on >>>/pol/
>>139848473
>stop making drawings
Wow. This is dictatorship-tier. Why is this allowed? I'd draw even more just to spite the shitty officials
>>139848473
If they want it to stop, they will simply change the art style back to shittier drawings and change all the names of the characters in the next edition. Baker will become forgotten like proseCUTEor soon enough anyways.
>>139848539
Didn't Korea crack down on hentai artists? Like actually trial and jail them?
>>139848539
Right, forgot to add 'porn'. She's from an educational math TV program for middle schoolers, that's why.
>>139848623
>math TV program
I thought she teaches English.
>>139848623
>Right, forgot to add 'porn'
Post some, fag.
>>139848696
The Korean is from a math TV program.
The Japanese American is from an English textbook.
she is just like saber; a bland blonde bitch that nipps become obsessed with and you stupid weebs flock to her because you think you also need to become obsessed
>>139848686
That's right. We Murrican fucked you're mother sky high at Hiroshima that August, Nip nong.
Can I join in?
>>139848539
You know that technically hentai is banned in Korea? Laws kill almost all of ours hentai artists.
>>139848841
I really hate how you South Koreans are so two-faced at times. Why is it that your people can manage a complete rejection to your past as a semi-tributary state to Ming China during Joseon years (loyal to the point of not giving the Manchu up yours even after being subjugated) yet you still cling onto Confucist backward practice harder than the godless atheists in the PR of C that's claiming to be full descendants of China?
>2chan memes
Meaningful OC with interesting, creative contributions
>/a/ memes
Shitposts
/a/ can really learn something
>>139849051
>2chan
It started on twitter.
>>139848962
Bah. meant to say not giving the Manchu a shit.
But seriously, why still being so beholden to that Chink originated Confucian practice, especially when the ChiCom are claiming that they inherit that sort of blind filial piety to the parents, the state and then the sovereign? South Korea can get rid of Hanja and move away from the Sinosphere, so why couldn't you get a grip and loosen up already?
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=56270698
>>139849051
>2chan
the majority of japanese people browse it
>/a/
mostly losers with too much free time
>>139849051
We could come up with something interesting likeAn American falls in love with Japan. Unable to confess she is gifted by a deus ex machina with a teaching position at a Japanese middle school...
>>139849193
>>139849186
Fucking nips
>>139849193
I can't wait to talk about the nature of ENGLISH.
>>139849186
Why would you post that?
>>139849241
That's what Japan is all about. Never forget that.
>>139849258
To remind anon that this is the way how the Japanese society is at all levels.
>>139849188
>2chan
>the majority of japanese people browse it
2chan is smaller than /jp/. You're thinking of 2ch
>>139849193
You want an anime adaption of Mary-sensei?
Because ALT aren't even people.
>>139849294
>>139849271
Saying that is suggesting that American society is all about school shootings.
>>139849313
oh yeah
i often mix them up
>>139849356
It is though.
>>139849356
And bomb threats, yes.
>>139849356
Found the retard that didn't go to school strapped.
Might as well just throw yourselves to the wolves at that point.
I live in bumbfuck nowhere flyoverville and even we had a fatal school shooting and two bomb threats.
>>139849356
You mean it isn't?
>>139849186
Wow, weird how the pace of intensity went... from losing her job to her marriage
the Principle wasn't even trying to be professional about it
>>139849492
>Japanese principal
>Being professional about it
The Japanese schools are notoriously unprofessional in the handling of any kind of bullying or any sort of scandal. You'd be surprised at just how accurate this scenario is from their viewpoint, for their society is not one where you get fired and then you lawyer up to go to the bitter end.
>>139849186
I know this one! It's that one Yukino Minato doujin!
>>139848409
great
私は、氏ベイカーあなたを解雇する必要があります怖いです。
>>139849356
I'm in high school (18) and here's what I left on my dresser on Friday
>>139849623
Noice Google translate.
>>139849186
>fucking nip dickheads
poor sensei
>>139848114
>>139849577
i wanna tell her that it's going to be daijobu and pat her in the head
>>139849654
>no extra mags
>not even one fucking extra mag
>bear grylls knife fucking seriously?
>no armor whatsoever
First to die/10
>>139849654
2 knives but no extra mag ???
>>139849741
dumped out my pockets and took a pic. This guy will get eaten alive after highschool when he doesn't have school guards in spitting distance
>>139849623
It's not words.
>>139849654
is this you by any chance?
>>139849654
>>139849794
what would Baker-sensei carry if she were teaching in Burgerstan?
I'm in the fucking military, there is absolutely no reason to pack that much heat...
I swear, idiots feel as if it would increase their penis size or something
>>139849741
Sorry, my school allows concealed carry but not extra mags. It's dumb
I think I found her guys?
>>139849980
Some kind of 9mm peashooter I guess.
>>139849980
S&W Shield
>>139850014
>I'm a welfare queen that could barely pass highschool and think that fact somehow puts me above the actual taxpaying citizens
I roll with an m70ab2 just about everywhere I go, bitch nigga.
>>139850023
>not hiding them in your sock
Amateur.
>>139849980
My middle school self's love confession letter.
>>139849654
>>139849794
Are any of you this guy by any chance?
>>139850119
by the way his arm is angled, he seems to be having a difficult time holding that thing up
>Burgerland
>>139849794
good you have tums i dont leave without it
>>139849654
>2 shitty switchblades
>no extra mag
2/10 would not operate with
>>139850145
assuming that thing isn't cheap painted plastic, it would probably be pretty hefty
>>139849654
>he doesn't EDC a card tool
>>139850157
If they made belt fed automatic M82s, I'd sell my soul to Barrett
>>139850475
GROSS
>>139849654
Are you that guy who do shoot up schools?
>>139850475
Оленька?
>>139850475
>>139850540
My dick is at it's moistest
>Baker-sensei has a little brother
>>139850658
At least she's american so she isn't into incest. Why the fuck is he in japan with her though, he seemed pretty young
>>139848834
Not until you whip out your penis futa bait.
>>139850503
>belt fed automatic M82s
So, an M2?
>>139846291
How is this /a/ related?
Why did they change the style? Old Baker was a cutie too.
>>139850773
BUT I WANT TO KEEP THE LOOK OF AN M82 WITH THE SCOPE AND WHAT NOT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDY2p2twqhA
>>139850773
funnily enough they both use a pivoting barrel short recoil system
>>139846291
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCiVADWHmNc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E73MQwfbVEU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GP-ZGP2PS9c
>>139849294
it's something you'd expect from girls. men saying things like this? no wonder their women won't touch them
>>139850704
>Americans
>Not into incest
Tippity toppity kek.
Why American english? Why not proper english?
>>139847780
crumpets beats all
>>139851405
>bongs still can't get over the fact that the country that rebelled and beat their ass despite being grossly outnumbered and outgunned is also the one that Britain had to come crawling to for both world wars
>>139850704
>americans
>not into incest
oh boi i am laffin
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CfmD2igUEAE0qTA.jpg
THIS IS THE FUTURE YOU CHOSE.Ew.
>>139851669
I prefer my furries intersex, or at least male.
Nips are fucking disgusting and tasteless. But that's common knowledge.
Too strong Ellen-sensei.
Who the fuck is this
Now I kinda want to apply for the JET too
>>139848114
>>139849186
>>139849577
Baker-sensei ;_;
I have the urge to write a story just for her. Who wants to help?
>>139851710
>>139851784
>Self insert love interest
YEP ALL HOPE IS LOST
I HOPE WHOEVER MADE THAT, DIE IN THE MOST PAINFUL WAYS
Who's cuter tough? Saber or Baker-Sensei?
>>139852360
Saber is shit.
>>139848114
fuck you. I just wanted happy genki smile ellen baker pictures. Not all this suffering and despair
>>139847711
You can have my OC.
>>139848114
Was making me sad part of your plan?
Heaven or Hell, Let's Rock!
>>139849051
>>2chan memes
>Meaningful OC with interesting, creative contributions
You're retarded.
Stupid memeshit
>>139851405
>proper english
>r before e when it's read the other way around
At least americans did some things right.
IT'S UP
>>139853209
disappointing and disgusting
Who is she and from where?
>American
>Not English
Dropped harder than my dick in your mums cunt.
If they wanted her to appear classy and refined then they picked the wrong fucking culture.
>>139853209
>vinaphone
>>139853429
w-what?
>>139853401
I'm English, and even we can't speak our language right...
Here, have some saki.
Who's this cunt?
>>139853514
Speak for yourself cunt. Everytime I talk on mic fuccbois cream themselves.
>>139853514
Sure we can, bruv, youse just not doinit right.
Any scans of original book?
エロ画像が人気らしいな
>>139853209
>They say that the president will resign
Putin? Hell no.
Icelandic Prime Minister is not the president!
I've not heard of any case where any corporate president is coming down due to the Panama Paper scandal yet.
>We are certain of her success
Ellen Baker's success? Hell no. Not even her creator is really certain of that.
>It really looks as if that I was fanning a sense of insecurity because the details of that interview had spread out.
>I am really sorry [about the overreaction], I didn't really think it through. At any rate, everyone should just take it easy and enjoy.
>>139853401
>English
>culture
She'd be wearing a burka.
You guys need to stop making porn of Ellen Baker.
The publisher will discontinue the character otherwise.
It's going to be just like the esurance girl all over again.
No love for Deepa Mitra? I'd like to get deepa in her mitra
>>139853547
>>139853583
Saki got NTR'd hard.
>>139853622
Mmm Dat ginger milf
>>139853622
>I'll show you
Who's the boss of this gym?
>>139853547
DESIGNATED
>>139853662
>Toast
>Bacon
>Fried rice
Explain this shit.
I want to watch Deepa shit on a beach because the ladies restroom had a 100 person line and was covered in shit anyway
>>139853755
This is a Brahmin thread.You and your indo untouchable scat fetish should go the other side of the Punjab right now.
These must be some expensive text books to afford colorful and nice illustrations, which don't help with understanding at all, except for the clinically retarded
>>139853629
that's not Yumi
>>139853622
>I'll [ail]
>not realizing that ail is an english word
>not realizing it sounds nothing like I'll
>>139847532
Would you rather everyone spam Keit-ai?
Then I'll start: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_rz1bluG_k
>>139847823
Because she is the most kawaii prosecutor ever
Is Ellen Baker American or English?
>>139847709
Do not insult the Nyasha
>>139854037
Bostonian.
>>139853967
>I don't know what phonetic transcription is
>>139854006
Nip meme > Western dank meme
>>139854006
FINDS
>>139853921
I think it's you who is clinically retarded.
Also those textbooks are provided to students for free.
>>139854006
There he is. There he goes again.
Look everyone he posted it once again. Isn't he just the funniest guy around. Oh my god.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room giggling like a little girl as you once again type your little keit-ai post up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha, maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass so you just choose the picture. Oh we all know the picture, the uh epic flip phone isn’t it? I imagine you, little shit, laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos onto the floor. But its ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh that’s right, did I fail to mention? You live with your mother! You’re a fat fucking fuck up and she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all god damn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a shitty fanfic. Just imagine this, she had you and then she thought you were going to be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand and then you became a NEET. A pathetic cuck NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even talk try to you because all you say is “KEK KEK KEK”
You became a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now.
And that’s all you’ll ever be.
There's too much happy Ellen Baker pics
Here, have an unsure Ellen Baker
>>139854373
very cute, anon!
Is this the new fad? Has the cat hole bra fad passed?
>>139854006Threadly reminder that you should stop posting that because it's a thing.https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139/1/
>>139854037
American.
If she were English we wouldn't be allowed to see her beautiful blonde hair.
>>139854373
Thanks for the new wallpaper
>>139854481
It's the new Keit-ai.
>>139854559
That gave me an idea.
Is it possible to make the wallpaper change according to charge level?
You could make it so that on low-charge levels, your wallpaperfu starts to cry or fade away, making you hurry to the charger.
>>139854006
Ken falls in love with Yumi.
Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the Yumi, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she wasn't Yumi at all. She is actually Lucy, a gaijin blonde bomshell who is best friends with Yumi and has fallen in love with the Ken, who in turn has been blissfully unaware of her crush all this time.
Hijinks ensue as Lucy strikes up a deal with Ken to give him Yumi's darkest, most private secrets in order to equip him with the weapons he needs to conquer the heart of his beloved. While Ken chases Yumi, DRAMA ensues as he begins to fall in love with Lucy instead and question the NATURE of NTR.
>>139854612
Leave it to /a/ to come up with the most weird but awesome ideas
>>139849794
Are you my dad?
>>139854006
What the fuck is this shit?
>>139854559
>Globe
>>139854006
Where are the AU version of themselves? Why is this a harem anime?
>>139854881
Shh...they'll know and we will be evicted
>>139854628
NT-Ai-R.
>>139854972
Why does Japan teach middle school children about NTR?
>>139853751
>Fried rice
>with knife & fork
let me treat you some scramble eggs some day
>>139854992
To tell them that Japanese girls are for losers.
>>139855012
That sure doesn't look like scrambled egg there.
>>139848114
>making her cry
where. when. why not already?
>>139855181
because fuck you thats why
>>139854992
It's a book for adults
>>139855181
Try the actual proper site, you moron.
>>139854628
>>139854972
Why is a very typical drama love triangle suddenly NTR? Nobody is in a committed relationship.
Goddamn, what a tired meme. Time to shove NTR into a grave with terms like autism that have lost all sense of meaning.
>>139855181
It's time to learn how to draw anon
How disappointed is Ms Baker gonna be when her Red Sox is gonna suck this season?
>>139854628
>>139854972
Is this how we call love triangles nowadays? NTR?
>>139854628
>>139854972
>>139854992
>>139855026
>>139855282
>>139855293
>>139855341
>>139855293
>>139855341
>Ever doubting Ken-sama
>>139854972
Ken's real stiff there.
>I've been chosen to be in charge of a shop in New York.
>Great! Congratulations!
Anon, please don't be like Ken.
>>139855376
Ken you total retard. You made Yumi utterly crushed and you didn't help Lucy at all.
>>139848114
Worry not Paolo will make her happy by teaching her the pleasure offootball.
>>139855376
Ken-sama died fighting the tsunami while Yumi and Lucy probably got knocked up by some black man afterwards.
>>139855181
Ｒｅｐｅａｔ ａｆｔｅｒ ｍｅ ”Look harder”.
>>139855464
>Paolo
>7:1 at Belo Horizonte
>>139855409
>Anon, please don't be like Ken.
Faggot.
>>139855480
>implying there are niggers outside of Tokyo
>>139855496
Get outta here Stalker. That's a French word which will only further confuse the Japanese.
>>139855553
Haha that smug meme fail
>>139854972
Even though it's on-topic to the thread, it somehow derails it. Sasuga.
>>139854833
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/keit-ai-finds-a-way
>>139846291
ベイカーさんをもっと淫らにさせてください。
>>139854972
>I knew you could do it
>>139852360
