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>New Hor-Ai-Zons
Ken falls in love with Yumi.
Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the Yumi, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she wasn't Yumi at all. She is actually Lucy, a gaijin blonde bomshell who is best friends with Yumi and has fallen in love with the Ken, who in turn has been blissfully unaware of her crush all this time.
Hijinks ensue as Lucy strikes up a deal with Ken to give him Yumi's darkest, most private secrets in order to equip him with the weapons he needs to conquer the heart of his beloved. While Ken chases Yumi, DRAMA ensues as he begins to fall in love with Lucy instead and question the NATURE of NTR.
stop making new thread
Is she the cutest white girl ever?
>>139804293
I fapped.
>>139804654
Would you take responsibility?
Baker a cute.
I can't fap to that.
Sadly, I know how most of the English teachers who teach in Asia. Such an entitled group of people.
>>139804293Threadly reminder that you should stop posting that because it's a thing.https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139/1/
>>139804954
How's Mary Cagle?
Why did this engilsh textbook suddenly explode in popularity? Is it new? Or is it just the newest of memes?
Either way, Baker is a top waifu.
>>139806526
The illustrations used to be the bland ones you see in every text book on the planet. Then it went full moe, with predictable results.
>>139806628
Fantastic. What's the book called?
Baker is my favorite cake. Thanks, /a/, for memeing the shit out of her.
>>139806696
https://www.google.com/search?q=ellen+baker+japanese+textbook
(First link, even.)
>>139806770
Thanks.
>>139804293
rakas
What is the appropriate course of action in this context?
Also, 599 results on Pixiv already.
>>139807454
>6 beers
>drunk
lightweight
>>139804293
They even included the dense MC, god dammit Japan.
Nakahama Bay Stars > Boston Red Sox
She's cute, but she's got nothing on Mary-san.
>>139804293
every thread
Something about her hairstyle just gets me. So homely yet so adorable, like the rest of her.
Would marry and live a quiet life in the Japanese suburbs with.
>>139808036
>>139808036
Isn't the last part what we all want?
>>139808232
Mostly I just want to die.
What he said is a solid second or third place, though.
>>139808316
Worry not. We all die at one point.
>>139808232
Where would you buy your guns though?
>>139807566
she's a small girl
>you will never be a japanese student learning english from the beautiful and intelligent Ms. Baker
>>139808894
Well, what if Ms Baker talks with a Boston accent?
>Ah you retahded? Yoah accent's wicked fried.
>>139809002
>fried
I've lived in/around Boston my whole life and I've never heard anyone say that.
"wicked stupid" would be more fitting.
>>139804293
LUCY BEST GIRL!
>over 9000 hours in paint
>>139808545
MURRIKA.
>>139809240
My sources are Southies, for what it's worth.
>>139808545
That's a valid point...
>>139804293
>>139804713
>>139804997
>>139806861
>>139807569
>>139807785
>>139809263
>Ever doubting Ken-sama
>>139807730
メアリーさんはかわいい！かわいい！
>>139809240
Do people in Boston actually say wicked a lot?
>>139812271
Yes
>>139812271
They say pissah a lot too
>>139812227
>>139813616
>Not putting her somewhere back in the crowd
2/10 for effort
>>139813696
She's the one who hit the foul ball.
>>139807454
And, 18 more.
Anime adaptation when?
>>139814422
Who knows, MEXT might follow the trend and make an educational video.
Choose your seiyuu now!
>>139814522
It would have to be an actual American for maximum authenticity
>>139814641
>authenticity
They can just call up Nao Touyama or Yuu Asakawa.
>>139814762
Yuu Asakawa would definitely be more fitting for Lucy since they're both heavy alcoholics.
>>139814080
go sahks
Such lewdness. How could anyone draw, let alone save or post, such images?
http://www.pixiv.net/search.php?s_mode=s_tag_full&word=えっちなエレン先生
Is this from the English teaching book that had NTR in it?
>>139815373
Sort of. Sam's characters, but that book was apparently more than a little bit of a joke
Would you Ellen her Baker?
>>139815728
I'd bake her beans
>>139815799Boston Baked Beans. Thank yourself later.
>>139816114
fuck off kaede
>>139816163
>>139804142
She looks like all the other blonde anime characters. I guess most anime characters are white then.
>>139816563
>no Baker-sensei to golden shower you
Truly suffering.
>>139816563
Please don't bully Baker-sensei
>>139816881
>>139817179
Why is she crying?
>>139817179
What have we done to her
>>139817179
That's because a lot of people are sexualizing her.
Poor sensei;_;
>Red Sox fan
>>139817660
t. Jamal Dashonte
>>139817179
WE WERE SUPPOSED TO PROTECT HER!
>>139817179
She just wanted to teach English.
>>139814522
>>139814641
>>139814762
>not getting her actual seiyuu
http://ten.tokyo-shoseki.co.jp/text/chu/eigo/sample/files/tr-02.mp3
0:30
>>139818203
You alredy failed
>>139804293
Bretty good.
>>139817501
The outraged looks on their faces takes on whole new meaning
>>139804142
I saw a costanza one somewhere, can someone spoonfeed me?
>>139811385
I remember when I was younger, my mom caught me watching Anime and asked about it. After that she keeps buying me Japanese and Chinese things. She even got me a silk bathrobe with Chinese dragons on it and shit. I never complain though, free shit is free, and silk feels great when you're naked.
>>139818572
>spoonfeeding
ISHYGDDT
>>139818645
Thank you.
>>139816563
I am quite triggered.
>>139804921
Testing
>>139804142
I just always pronunce her name like James Baxter.
Ellen Baaaaaakeeeeer
>>139819063
What does Doya mean?
>>139819327
Smug.
>>139819063
there you go
>you will never share some chowdah with Baker sensei
>>139817179
Don't cry sensei, we love you lots!
>>139804654
delete this
>>139819592
>Baker sensei
Wouldn't it be "Miss Baker"?
>>139819670
You don't love her, degenerate. You just lewd her.
>>139819866
Who says it can't be both?
>ellen baker: wants non-whites to learn english
>donald john trump: wants non-whites to learn english
can we get some MAGA pics svp
Is Ellen Baker a rice cooker or a coal burner?
>>139817179
Would you be sad when someone started drawing lots of lewd images of you?
>>139820349
No
Literally the opposite
>>139820424
What if the quality of some is really bad?
>>139820525
It's the count that thoughts.
![[HorribleSubs] Boku dake ga Inai Machi - 12 [720p].mkv_snapshot_05.35_[2016.03.24_22.11.36].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/E1C34Ra.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Boku dake ga Inai Machi - 12 [720p].mkv_snapshot_05.35_[2016.03.24_22.11.36].jpg")
>>139820525
>mfw tumblr art and fat pics of Baker-sensei
>>139820596
don't you mean the cought that thounts?
>>139818188
Do you have the other two with Shiro and Gilgamesh?
>>139819866
You can do both you know.
>>139820349
I would.
It's cringey as fuck and creepy.
Also no respect for me at all.
