what has happend to junior high textbook
All those retired 1 dollar a day anime artists that haven't killed themselves need food too.
>Green -> Brown -> Elen
Couldn't they find a more fitting name for her?
>girls thinking how creepy this is
>otaku fags being in love with Baker
>even lower birthrates
Banzai!
I can only hope that with this meme the japanese will actually improve their engrish standards enough to avoid something like Zankyou no Terror
>>139789318
Who is Baker-sensei's artist?Is he tagged in sandpanda?
>>139792435
>sandpandaSadpanda. Fuck I'm drunk
Scans where?
Where can I buy this? I, uh, need it to learn English.
/ss/ when? Teacher x middle school boy makes my boner reach the stars
So how big is your Ellen folder /a/?
105 here.
>>139789318
>>139792306
Ahh, "Thank you, no terror!" My favorite anime
Anyone could translate this for me?
>>139792583
475.
Teachers are not for sexualising
she really is cute. don't know if it's a bad thing but feel as if i'm losing touch with reality
![[HorribleSubs] Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun - 02 [720p].mkv_snapshot_12.24_[2014.07.14_14.46.40].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Kh4iNWL.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun - 02 [720p].mkv_snapshot_12.24_[2014.07.14_14.46.40].jpg")
Now, what will Nip's government do if Ellen-sensei's H-doujin booming?
>>139794811
Fap.
There's also a cute brown Indian loli in the new books, whereas before we had a genki and annoying Canadian girl.
Stop fapping to me!
An English teacher falls in love with Japan.
Unable to confess, Ellen Baker is gifted by a deus ex machina with Japan's Twitter. Never minding the strange user name, she immediately tweets the country, and is overjoyed to find out that Nihon has a crush on her as well.
But, the next day, when she recounts the previous day's confessions to Japan, she gets no response because Japan is a country, not a person. After some investigation, she finds out that the nation she called is not the same nation she fell in love with. In fact, this Japan doesn't exist in her universe at all. This Nihon is the alternate universe counterpart of her crush, who has fallen in love with her AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.
Hijinks ensue as they strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip each other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of ENGLISH.
>>139794888
Not until you become real and cuddle with me
>>139792435
http://www.asahi-net.or.jp/~vf4n-tnk/
>>139794876
Yet nobody seems to draw them. They only draw that fucking teacher.
>>139795087
That's because Becky was pretty boring. New Indian loli has an actual personality, which makes for a nice change.New textbooks are pretty shitty for shipping, though.
>>139794876
Is this her?
>>139794977
Of fucking course.
>>139795116
I'm saying the indian loli has absolutely nobody drawing her. I've only seen one instance from porn of her. All I see is people posting the teacher instead. How fucking depressing.
>>139795152
No, this is. Dunno who that is.
>>139795187
Yeah, dunno why the teacher has so much popular.
>>139789408
>>139789318
>>139794977
FINDS
>>139795289
Oh, I see. Thought it was her since the artist page said that it's a rough character design for the NewHorizon stuff. Well, Mitra look very cute.
Useless fucking pieces of shit, all of you.
i wanna ask, is this meme/fad from Japan itself?
>>139794977Stop posting this because it already found a way.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcVGDV67L-ghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_rz1bluG_k
>>139794977
Only good one
>>139795516
It's from a japanese textbook dude
>>139795516
both Japanese and western Twitter
>>139795566
Stop
>>139796022
HNNNG
>>139796022
How old is ms beker.
>>139796022
>pull a sexual harrasment on sensei
>"young and pure"
>>139794043
I spent my high-school years searching for those hot teachers porn movies promised me. Never find em.
>>139795018
now I know what to do with back hair 63
>>139789318
>tfw I still have to teach using Sunshine textbooks
Fuck this gay earth.
>>139793934
>>139792583
Give now
>>139797130
Just go on pixiv
>>139797102
I want to join you aniki
>>139793934
Now class, repeat after me:
>THICK
>>139792785
But, that's not proper English, Ms. Baker.
>>139797406
They don't teach proper english in Japan so that's fine
based yanagi fumita
>>139796022
HHHHNNNNGGGGH
>>139793738
Is that an Israeli anime?
Japanese news program.
Nice crossover.
>>139797601
>Ellenの弟
>>139797601
TV anime announcement?
>>139797644
I want to sexually harass Ms. Baker!
>>139797601
Elen X otouto doujins, when?
>>139794977
>The nature of English
It must be said that comparative linguistic is actually a thing.
So /a/, it's time for /lit/
>>139798118
Get the fuck out of my way you goddamn prescriptivist sons of bitches.
LIVING LANGUAGE
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A
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>>139795152
>>139795289
>>139795389
Deepa a best!
>>139799335
POO
STOP SEXUALIZING AMERICANS!
>>139789318
Something wonderful
its just a blonde girl with a side tail
shes cute but I don't see how she how she warrants meme status
Can someone post the NTR scene in that one english text book.
>>139799915
She's unexpectedly cute for a character in a fucking children's text book.
>>139799942
I guess but everythings got a cute girl behind it pretty much, even windows
>>139799977
Do you think Japanese classrooms just have fucking anime all over everything or something?
>>139800015
You're telling me they don't?
Fucking hell japan get it together
They work fast
>>139799335
What a lewd name.
>>139800015
Seeing how they have cute anime girl as mascot for tons of stuff, I wouldn't be surprise.
>>139794977
By the way this is from an English textbook aimed at adults from the same publisher
>>139792435
First time seeing Ms. Baker I though it's done by this guy
>>139800272
>>139800330
Post the NTR one
final battle
>>139800374
But they're the same person.
>>139789318
I thought that was Armin fucking Arlert
>>139800183
>>139800374
>>139800430
what the hell is going on
How does a guy with an alias like 電柱棒 get a job making illustrations for a children's textbook?
>>139800330
One more.
>>139800330
Ken falls in love with Yumi.
Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the Yumi, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she wasn't Yumi at all. She is actually Lucy, a gaijin blonde bomshell who is best friends with Yumi and has fallen in love with the Ken, who in turn has been blissfully unaware of her crush all this time.
Hijinks ensue as Lucy strikes up a deal with Ken to give him Yumi's darkest, most private secrets in order to equip him with the weapons he needs to conquer the heart of his beloved. While Ken chases Yumi, DRAMA ensues as he begins to fall in love with Lucy instead and question the NATURE of NTR.
>tfw you will never a a perfect Aryan like japan thinks you are
Green > Ellen > Brown
>>139800272
ALWAYS FINDS A WAY MOTHERFUCKER
>>139794977
>>139800667Threadly reminder that you should stop posting that because it's a thing.https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139/1/
>>139792785
>your
>>139800851
>117 thousand words
he's really dedicated to that meme
>>139800709
>we have a new friend joining us today. This new friend of ours came from Canada / Australia!
>everyone excited
>exchange student is Asian
>everyone goes back to what they were doing before
>>139800851
>try to read it
>first thing it talks about a misinterpretation of Schrodinger's cat
>stop reading
Every time.
>>139800521
Scat doujin?
>>139800928
fck u
>>139795566
The first episode always gets me.
>>139789318
>>139800592
>>139800667
>nips teaches about cuckolding
It's over for Japan. /pol/ was right.
>>139800286
I thought it was created by Mitcher's artist.
>>139800928
it's been a while since i've been amazed by glorious nihonjin culture
>>139800972
LINK!?
>>139801096
>>139800667
>>139794977
HOW DOES IT ALWAYS FIND A WAY?
>>139801096
>I shiggy diggy doo
Nips make memes out of the most odd things.
What was before this one? The cat-hole underwear and then the boob-sweater, right?
>>139801096
>>139801257
>>139800851
Did anyone actually read it?
I only read the first page and dropped months ago
>>139801301
Who the fuck would hold his bat like that.
>>139801229
Japan truly is an advance country.
>>139801299
Boob-sweater came first, wasn't it.
MISS GREEN IS BEST
>>139789318
Well, at least she looks pretty cute, and the books look alright. They're not really cringeworthy, unlike those illustrated "how to draw manga" books and comics which are sold in my country.
>>139800015
Yes.
You have to remember that anime refers to all animation in Japan, not just your stereotypical late night seinen CGDCT anime designs.
Which includes things like Sanrio, Anpanman, Doraemon, etc. By that metric pretty much every cartoon character is anime, and Japan fucking loves plastering everything with cartoon mascots.
Ms. Baker is a bad teacher
>>139801390
Wait a sec, that looks like western art
>>139801390
TUMBLR...!
>>139800592
I dont think is appropiate to show alchohol consumption in a hildren text book, or are these books aimed to adults ?
>>139801329
>Please, for the love of God, please don't abandon this. I've read the twelve chapters twice already, and I have to admit, your "adaptation" of Keit-Ai has left a massive void in me.
>It'd be a huge shame if you dropped it, as I, and many others, enjoy this a lot, but if you're indeed doing that, please at least tell us what the outcome is going to be, since you said that you already had the whole story laid out.
>>139801112
Japan never had anything going for them in the first place.
I hope somebody draws her in the scout's clothing, from TF2.
I have no idea what this thread us about, someone please give tl;dr
>>139789318
Unemployed mangaka assistants need food monies.
If Ms. Baker were my teacher things would be different around here...
>>139801669
A popular English textbook in Japan which has illustrations of people had these illustrations moeified. The teacher became a meme.
>>139800492
Hardcore memeing.
>>139801669
It's /a/'s newest Keit-ai forced meme.
>>139801669
old learn english book got found by someone's younger brother and got popular
>>139797567French
>>139801721
>A popular English textbook
Not quite.
These textbooks are provided to schools for free.
>>139801797
>/a/'s
>Ms. Baker will never teach you proper english
>you will never become her favourite pet
>>139801797
You're trying too hard.
>>139801959
I hope she can take the role of my mother to prevent me from fucking killing myself just like my old teacher!
Is this new circlejerking, non anime related general?
/a/ keep getting deader each year.
>>139801797
this, except it's more like twitter's forced meme
like "damn daniel" but from japan
>>139802112
>like "damn daniel"
im watching vine shit(dont ask) and i still dont get that
>>139795018
http://hobbyjapan.co.jp/hjbunko/series/111/
same artist
>>139801669
It's (Japanese) Twitter's attempt at Baneposting.
repostin
>>139801299
I like ISIS-tan.
>>139801959
>proper english
>from boston
yeah sure
>>139802284
She's a cute girl
![[Leopard-Raws] Suzakinishi The Animation - 09 RAW (MX 1280x720 x264 AAC).mp4_snapshot_00.45_[2015.09.22_04.16.24].png](https://i.imgur.com/zSG3sSk.png "[Leopard-Raws] Suzakinishi The Animation - 09 RAW (MX 1280x720 x264 AAC).mp4_snapshot_00.45_[2015.09.22_04.16.24].png")
>>139802112
>comparing japan's supreme memes to low rent negro vine memes.
>>139802577
>no "za warudo"
>no "oh my god"
>no "yer kiddemg"
>>139802577
>wanting jojo references in fate jokes
you got brain problems anon?
>>139802410
Make cawfee version.
>>139802112
yep
The Baker Revolution is going to change to textbook industry on an international level. Boys around the world will fall in love with their textbook waifus and a glorious new Era will arrive.
>>139793826
>you stinking have the fece nothing was
>she was disorderly on the bed yesterday
>>139800374
This feels like FSN for some reason.
>>139800374
THE TIME OF RETRIBUTION
>>139800374
>>139803632Punished Baker when?
>>139802411
>isis-tan
>post yuubari
Is that a meme?
Is Ellen Baker a rice cooker?
>>139800272
Is this supposed to be Dark Horizon?
>>139804502
This is New Horizon. There's no NTR.
>>139802720
>>139802788
>>139804015
...Yes.
>>139803939
Don't you ever reply to me ever again.
>japanese textbook threads are better than 90% of the threads dedicated to actual anime and manga on this board
>>139805234
I'll reply to your son instead
When I was a kid I had a Sesame Street book for learning English.
Elen sensei anime when?
Why did she initially look like :^)?
>>139805485
Full metal jacket reference.
>>139800183
Ellen in MUGEN when?
>>139794170
Good. Reality is for those unable to conceive of anything better. Join the moe side, and together we can rule the 2D realm of ideal forms.
>>139805485
DROP YOUR COCK AND GRAB YOUR PANT
>>139796022
DOYA
>>139795289
>>139795389
>>139799335
>>139800215
It's a shame real Indian girls have the bad, rough complexion typical of those with darker skin and also smell weird, but such is the nature of 3DPD.
Oh god this is too perfect.
I'm surprised they don't call her Ellen-chan-sensei yet.
>>139795332
D O Y O U L I K E H U R T I N G P E O P L E
>>139799596
LOO
>>139789318
Mary from Genki will always be my textbookfu
Woah did this meme just happen?
I checked pixiv and all the artist I follow are doing it.
>>139807799
last week
2011 really
somewhere in the 1900s really really
>>139802077
Not really, this is just the new "It Girl," where people are impressed by cute anime girls showing up in unexpected places.
Comiket can't come soon enough.
>>139795018
>>139802246
I wonder if he'll get more work now that his illustrations have become a meme.
>>139802982
Maybe this is how we can get the negroes and poor people to actually study and stay in school, give them waifus they can only get more of from their books. Maybe even have lewds of them made to be awarded for high test scores.
>>139807960
reminder of that new yorker article by the weeb who was trying to explain lolis and lolicon using that video.
https://vine.co/v/iIXb6Y3HPU6
so i found this
>>139795018
http://www.asahi-net.or.jp/~vf4n-tnk/works.html
ooh, you can order his book here, unless someone has already scanned it by now.
>>139807949
>2011 really
Are you that retard from the previous thread who thought these books were released in 2011?
>>139809505
im that retard but i am a retard
my name is Retard R. Retardson pleasure to meet you
>>139805485
OH MY GOD
>>139800667
Wait. "Try it!"??
>>139810021
http://maritan.ytmnd.com/
Reminds me of the chinese textbooks we used to have for all the stupid immigrant chinese kids who were forgetting their first language.
If I remember correctly, they introduced a token black kid in volume two. The teacher was hot though.
>>139789318
Oh so she's some English Textbook character, I was wondering who the hell she was, been seeing her around a lot lately.
Man I would have went wild if I had this in school.
>>139810936
Wish I could remember where I put my copies.
>>139800374
that's not Dekinai chan
>>139795389
http://www.asahi-net.or.jp/~vf4n-tnk/
>>139810283
You can scan that with your phone and you get a small video
>>139799335
>indian enjoying japanese "curry"
She would slap the shit out of him
>>139800667
So who wins?
>>139807259
>>139801096
>>139801257
>>139801301
>that pose holding a bat
>that squiggly, curved pointed open smile
>curly bang
>scrunchie with a side ponytail
Jesus christ, how can a teacher be so damn adorable? The artist nailed it.
>>139808052
She's not gonna survive that long
Every thread until you like it
>>139812394
Perfect now of you go to 2ch.
What's the pixiv tag?
>>139802982
Watch as literacy rates jump through the roof in the coming years.
>mfw Baker lewds
>>139802982
But will there be husbandos for the girls?
Here's the original tweet that started this whole meme. For new fags.
Translation: "Huh? Is this my brother's new textbook? Why are they so cute??? And this is Ellen Baker I lover her."
>>139813510
Who the hell is Mike Baker?
>>139813796
Her brother
Also 0:30 for her voice
http://ten.tokyo-shoseki.co.jp/text/chu/eigo/sample/files/tr-02.mp3
>>139813796
Ellen's brother
>>139813861
>>139813878
>no Baker-sensei incest doujins
Hopefully soon
>>139813861
>Mike is cumming
>>139813510
>Alex Green
>Literally wears a shirt that says Genki aka GAINS
Oh look we found the /fit/ character.
>>139813861
Does her whole family live in Japan? Why the fuck would a chadded out white boy like Mike work at a Chinese restaurant of all places?
Open at own risk
>>139814606
Boston?
>>139814606
>>139814606
B O S T O N
>>139799335
Jews trying to introduce multiculturalism to Japan as well I see.
>>139796909
>sexual interest in young teens is sinful and dirty
Spot the dumb fundie.
>>139814606
>Women rush at the lastest thing to stand out and get extra attention
I don't understand how even 2D can make girls from Boston look cute.
Lucy drawn by Ellen's artist.
>>139814606
I should have stopped when I saw the facebook filename
>>139800667
>Maybe she did, Ken. I have
I know there's probably more text after this since no punctuation, but ending it like that makes it sound so sad, like she saw his his concern for Yumi seeing then like that and noticing Ken had no feelings for her.
>>139814752
I hate it
>>139814764
2D is always superior to 3D, you should know this by now anon
>>139801301
>not Costanza edit
>>139799335
Doujins by Rustle when
He's not blind yet is he?
>>139814834
HE HATES IT
>>139814833
http://www.tokyo-shoseki.co.jp/books/miraikei/download/ch05_lesson17.mp3
>>139801333
A red sox fan
>>139814927
Ken's voice is awful
>>139814606
Hair looks annoyingly fake but other that that it's not bad
>>139806668
>reference
The entire book is like that.
>>139814927
Ken sounds super forced
I don't get it, she looks very generic
>>139808052
Do I spy a Bubuzuke?
>>139794876
That's about right, Canada might as well be called New India right now anyways.
>>139814606
>>139807549
i want to ntr Takeshi-san
>>139815088
>generic
>blonde with green eyes and sidetail
>cute as fuck
literally a miracle of the universe
>>139814833
Damn now I see it too. ;_;
>>139800667
This HAS to be made into an anime.
Siddown, Wal-Doh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M4_Ommfvv0
Ms. Baker is 2 days away from retirement
>>139814927
Ken sounds like he should be the announcer for a fighting game.
