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is he ok
>Thought being a vampire was hard? You don't know the half of it.
>>139756847
>half
You got me.
>>139756748
That was the oddest thing I've seen in anime.
>>139756847
Heh.
just finished reading Vertical's translation of Kizumonogatari
pretty good m8
>>139757883
what did you like the most? Would you recommend it?
>>139758002
They made Kissshot speak in ye olde english but it works pretty well for all the puns and reactions it gets out of Araragi.
It's pretty well adapted and not really americanized, all of the phrases we've come to enjoy like "Did something good happen to you?"and "I don't know everything, I just know what I know." are kept so it wasn't hard to read after years of watching the anime.
Only thing I didn't like was their changing of Dramaturge's name to Dramaturgy but that's minimal, haha.
>>139756748
Psssh
>>139756847
Forgot your Carlos pic.
>>139758196
I see, thank you for the answer
I will be reading it anytime soon
>>139759594
i dont think so
>>139756748
Just a scratch
>>139763367
i see
>>139756748
>he
>>139756748
Pussy game was mad but even the maddest pussy game falls to the phallic sword.
>>139756748
He'll be fine. Just throw some dirt on it and stop being a pussy
>>139756748
Hell be fine
>>139758196
>Only thing I didn't like was their changing of Dramaturge's name to Dramaturgy but that's minimal, haha.
That is actually a decent change, because it's well possible that Nisio didn't know how to spell the damn word.
>>139764874
ANON
![[Coalgirls]_Onimonogatari_01_(1280x720_Blu-ray_FLAC)_[0300FBB0].mkv_snapshot_14.15_[2015.09.09_22.43.48].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/kBQBpf5.jpg "[Coalgirls]_Onimonogatari_01_(1280x720_Blu-ray_FLAC)_[0300FBB0].mkv_snapshot_14.15_[2015.09.09_22.43.48].jpg")
>swallows a fucking sword just so he can bait Black Hanekawa into killing him and slashing herself
>>139765738
Yeah, agagagi is crazy
>>139764874
Delete this
>>139765738
He's used to not dying when killed
![[Coalgirls]_Tsukimonogatari_02_(1280x720_Blu-ray_FLAC)_[C986FC74].mkv_snapshot_22.37_[2015.09.14_21.10.21].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rXX7pkW.jpg "[Coalgirls]_Tsukimonogatari_02_(1280x720_Blu-ray_FLAC)_[C986FC74].mkv_snapshot_22.37_[2015.09.14_21.10.21].jpg")
>>139766048
Yeah but this nigga is gonna have to learn to stop getting killed someday.
>>139765738
The only way to beat her was to do something not even she could plan for.
>>139766005
this
>>139756748
Needs more calcium.
>>139756969
>>>/new/
![[Blaze077]_Koyomimonogatari_-_12_-_Koyomi_Dead_[540p].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/M34fs9R.jpg "[Blaze077]_Koyomimonogatari_-_12_-_Koyomi_Dead_[540p].jpg")
>>139756748
He has seen worse.
When will Shinobu put out?
>>139767730
Name a oddest thing then
>>139767921
Thanks I still haven't watched it
So this is how he goes to hell to rescue Snail?
She's... not gonna make it
>>139767921
ive always hated gaen, now i know why
Why are jap vampires such mary sues? I'm starting to think that their concept of what is a vampire (at least their modern concept, used in popular media) is completely different of the western one and may even refer to a completely different creature.
That little blonde bitch with a ridiculously long name even stated at one point that vampires have no connection with death while talking about the differences among the undead.
>>139766048
People die when they are killed....unless its Araragi.
>>139756748
Are araragi figures half off now?
>>139756748
I'm halved!
>>139766048
He already died at being killed in >>139767921
It's just that he comes back from death afterwards.
>>139769879
Shinobu was already a Mary Sue before turning into a vampire, people killed themselves for her because they couldn't stand her beauty.
>>139756748
Edgy.
>>139766048
>>139756748
He's got a great doctor. He'll be fine.
>>139769251
are thay ok
>>139766107
Yeah, that's kind-of what Final Season is about.
>>139772044
Heh, nothing personal.
Now give one to Shinobu.
>>139756748
I'm sorry Sakura-ku.......
Wait what, who are you?!
>>139768113
About as soon as Araragi sincerely asks her to or when he gets too old to live as a human. Whichever comes first.
>>139757883
>tfw no bookstore in my city received any copies of kizumonogatari
>>139770849
I find it funny how the animu's imagery imply that Shinobu was a princess of some yellow ant ridden oriental kingdom while wearing a sluttish, vulgar western dress. Nips want to be european so hard they don't even try to hide it.
I know it's a really stupid question but where can i download the LNs?
>>139773011
She was a European princess that the Japanese started worshipping as a goddess while she was on vacation.
>>139773101
You go to a bookstore and buy them.
>>139773279
you don't when you live a in shithole
>>139769879
I'm not sure why you think western vampires aren't giant mary sues.
Tis but a flesh wound.
>bookstores sold out on kizu months ago
>don't wanna get it delivered to my house because my parents abhor japan
How do I get a PO box?
>>139773799
>didn't preorder it 8 months in advance>mfw still not past chapter 3 on mine
>>139773799
>because my parents abhor japan
What?
>>139772214
>you will never have a loli vampire taking care of you
>>139773415
Shitty landwhale-pandering literature aside, at least most of them still are undead parasites and still die when touched by sunlight. I guess Shiki is the best animu material about this gender we can find nowadays.
>>139774101
They're still pissed about WW2. Note: My brother, a highschool dropout, is 25 years older than me.
>tfw i was literally a mistake
>>139773799
>my mommy forbids me from buying japan's shit
>>139774122
>You will never have Shinobu simultaneously seduce you and give you advice on how to deal with your current problems.
>>139774515
A biological mistake, to boot.
You must have some awfully thick plot armor to reverse menopause.
>>139774179
They are undead parasites and also walking charisma factories.
Dying in sunlight was not away there but them overflowing with raw sexual energy was.
maybe I should rewatch bake
>>139775439
Do it with the commentary if you haven't already.
>>139775612
Is it in character or is it just the VAs?
>>139775612
Will that come with any BD rip?
>>139775686
In-character.
>>139775721
You have to download a big fat release to get the commentary tracks. Coalgirls makes it easiest with a batch script that creates the commentary versions automatically.It can fail for a really stupid reason though.I think ANE's release includes it as well but I'm not sure of the details.
So what was the worst Araragi suffering?
http://strawpoll.me/7310162
>>139772044
How short the tang is relative to the blade really irritates me.
>>139776086
You're missing a few options:
>Seeing Hanekawa off at the airport.
>Knowing he got saved by Kaiki.
>Having to watch from the sidelines as Shinobu settled things with Seishirou.
>>139776324
Oh, and also:
>Saying goodbye to Hachikuji.
How the fuck did I forget that one?
>>139758002
Recommend a dozen times over. You'll laugh. You'll tear up a little bit towards the end. After reading the full story of kizu, the rest of Shinobu's behavior in the series makes sense
10/10
Can't wait for part 2 and 3.
>>139770591
but she used a weapon that kills apparitions
>>139776504
It's almost like Nisio specifically came up with Yumewatari to revive him in this exact scenario.
>>139776431
How new are you?
>>139775612
I will.
But how do I allow the commentaries? I failed to on Second Season
>>139777326
Did the .bat file screw up?
>>139777360
Yeah it didn't work for me.
>>139776324
none of those are even remotely suffering material
>>139777418
Try moving the release directory to the root folder in your drive. So the path would be C:/[coalgirls]_Bakemonogatari_(abunchofshitthatssuperverbose).
The issue is that their filenames are so long that Windows refuses them.
Araragi cucked Senjougahara in Shinobu Mail
>>139777563
It's out?
>>139773006
It's on amazon.
>>139772247
Dropped Naruto years ago but this made me want to watch it again.
>>139777610
It doesn't really feel complete enough to be called that. But Crab straight-up gave Araragi advice on how to be a "special person" for Shinobu. So I guess you can still argue it.
>>139778371
He chose his own and Shinobu's pride over Hitagi's life.
>>139775891
I just checked my ANE release of Bake, and it has the commentary but I can't find any subs
>>139778718
Coalgirls it is, I guess.
>>139777589
I see, thank you. I will try.
>>139779258
>bloatgirls
Thanks but I will pass.
>>139756748
yesno
>>139781072
Well, go ahead and mux the commentaries yourself then. You might be able to find the commentary subs for ANE somewhere.
>>139756847
You are appreciated, my fellow human being.
Is she ok?
>>139765511
This. It sounds like a proper chuuni vampire name now with "dramatic" combined with "liturgy".
I'M HALF THE MAN I USED TO BE
>>139756748
Dokurochan?
>>139773011
>I find it funny how the animu's imagery imply that Shinobu was a princess of some yellow ant ridden oriental kingdom while wearing a sluttish, vulgar western dress. Nips want to be european so hard they don't even try to hide it.
There is no vampire myth in ancient Japan, this is a plotpoint. So Heart Under Blade HAD to have came from Europe where the legend originated.
>>139781487
Why'd you post a blank webm?
>>139777034
>It's almost like Nisio specifically came up with Yumewatari to revive him in this exact scenario.
And it was so obvious that he never tried to keep it a secret. When Araragi was told that he is being resurrected, his immediate thought was "on yeah, Yumewatari."
>>139782196
Yet people still talk about how much tension there was because of his death and having to wait all the way until Owari 3 to find out what happened.
>>139781406
kys my man
>>139781487
holy shit rude af
>>139770443
Top kek
Time to bring this back:http://charactersort.6te.net/Shaft_sort/shaft.html
Which of the girls would you fuck /a/? Not favorite characters, just based purely who you'd fuck.Yes I know I have weird taste.Also didn't include the boys on my list because I might have picked Kaiki and Araragi over some of the girls.
>>139783220
most of them are too young anon
>>139783259
Only the fire sisters, snake and Ougi are minors by the end of the series.
>>139783565
>Bat and Math that high
Nice
>Bee and Monkey higher than Bird
You prefer them /fit/?
>>139783259
It's okay anon.it'll be our secret.
>>139783796
I like bird, but there is too much competition. Bat has variety, Math deserves some loving once in her life or at least a little more bullying, and Bee is the most fun and has a great body.
>>139783565Ougi is less than 1 year oldNot that it's a problem
>>139784095
1 year old with that kind of body? Hot damn.
>>139783565
>euller that high
I like you
I have a soft spot for damaged girls
>no doujins
this makes me cry
>>139776155
That is how they are forged. It is really a poor design upon reflection.
>>139764874
The last time I made a joke like this, an anon went full autism, reported me, and a mod gave me a warning.
Feels bad, man.
>>139785140
I know who you are
>>139784095
I want to fuck that futa.
>>139787366
>futa
no
>>139783220
Purely on fuck
>>139787627
>11-Hanekawa
>13-Mayoi
Nope.
>>139783220
This game is too difficult for me.
>>139787900
Indeed, shit taste.
>>139787900
>>139788086
I struggled as I would fuck every single one of them if given the chance.
>>139783565
Pedo desu
>>139767921
why the fuck did she do that
>not having gaen dead last
the shit taste in this thread is disgusting.
>>139756847
First post = best post
>>139781756
Dramaturgy is a proper literary term, which refers to the theoretical component of writing stage plays.
>>139773011
She's fictional
>>139788391
Well I goofed.Kill me now.
>>139788313
Some peoplenot mefind her annoying but she's still plenty fuckable with that 15-year old slender body of hers.
>>139788802
I want Gaen to whisper the secrets of the universe in my ear while giving me a motherly handjob
>>139788946
This.
>>139789031
And I thought that forced animation was just a meme until Gaen showed up.
>>139789031
Is she saying she wants to fuck rrrgi?
What the fuck. Is there anyone that doesn't want to fuck him? Is Kagenui still pure?
Reminder she was working at police when Araragi traveled back in time.
>>139789146
Well more so fuck with his mind.
>>139788256
She kinda explains it.
Him existing is a nuisance and it's enticing an unknown force to a standstill, that will react if he does an ambiguous thing that will make the 'bad guys' win preemptively.
>>139782249
And he died in a fucking shitty web episode.
>>139782249
Back in the days where people thought Ougi was the darkness until vol 3 hit. Man that shit was great.
>>139789248
what chapter is that?
>>139789461
>Remembering when reading it and then waiting through vol 1, 2 until vol 3
Those were good days.
>>139789146
No, she's a woman who knows everything and her version of sex is to infodump.
So she wants to infodump all over his chest.
>>139789529
>1417889357118
good indeed!
>>139789540
So
no handjob?
>>139789599
What makes you say that?
Hyped for Deathopia potential future plot.
>>139770443
THE WRONG SON DIED
>>139789658
>future plot
>>139790024
potential
>>139789599
Just cum inside anon, I'll keep you safe and warm.
>>139790540
She could cut me into ribbons afterwards if she wanted. I would have nothing left to accomplish in life.
>>139790540
>>139790540
>>139789248
shit, its true
>>139791434
After months, someone finally noticed it.
Be glad you are the first.
>>139791434
Fuck. It is Gaen. I spent forever wondering who that random police officer was.
>>139791434
>tfw you'll never grope Gaen in police uniform
>tfw she never cuffs your hands and begin to strip search you
Why even live
>>139772247they have police?
>>139791894
>Gaen knows everything.
>She'd know if you jerked off to her.
>She'd know if you were ogling her body.
>She'd know if you had a boner around her.
>She'd even probably know all the dirty fantasies you'd have of her.
What do you think she'd do to you?
>>139792194
Literally she is perfect.
>>139792623
literally shit*
>>139793174
Wrong thread,shitposter-kun
>>139793550
I'm sorry you have a garbage taste.
>>139789248
Shit, I thought that was Mamaragi.
>>139793714
What the fuck anon they are completely different.
>>139793678
>it probably says a crabfag
Just stop triggered yourself
>>139783220
>>139792623
It's okay anon.I think so too.
>>139793753
But the eye shape was similar.
Anyway, why would Izuko want to be a police officer?
>>139794118
Are you retarded?
Crabfag here
>>139794283
Anon why did you steal my list instead of making your own?
>>139783220
>>139783565
>>139787627
>>139787990
>>139788248
>>139794283
Am I the only autist who rages after seeing Japanese names in western order (first name then last name)?
>>139800240
yes
>>139783220
I mean i want to fuck the one that killed her mom but that seems like a bad idea
>>139758196
>They made Kissshot speak in ye olde english
They made her speak like a pirate, not in old English at all.Yes, I know that poster is long gone, but it's an important point.
>>139800240
That's how the English language works. A good general rule of thumb is that if you're writing it in the Latin alphabet, you SHOULD write the given name first, but if you're writing it in kanji/kana, you should write the surname first.
>>139756847
>>139790540
Oh fuck
>>139783220
you're tastes are inferior
>tsukihi top 3
>shinobu not even top 3
>snake that high
>ougi
Yeah, inferior indeed.
>>139801836
Come on. Snake a shit, but she's certainly very fuckable regardless.
>>139756847
>>139801836
>snake not that high
>>139801078
>he never saw that pic before
>>139783565
>>139783220
What's the website that has these again
>>139804297
you kidding
>>139805517
no, i'm not full weeb so I visit /a/ on and off.
just remind me please
>>139764874
I don't get it.
>>139805772
that's not what I meant
the link is literally there in the post you quoted
>>139805772
You might actually want to read the posts you linked to in >>139804297
>>139806026
>>139806014
Fuck...my fault
>>139806255
Indeed, so instead being a full weeb you are actually a full retard
Congratulations
>>139806255
Acceptable taste though.
>>139806894
I like it
>>139806957
what did she mean by this?
>>139806957
Man Shinobu is literal perfection.
She can be a loli when you're feeling like a pedo
Or turn into an A1 Vixen with the body of a Goddess
>>139807098
go back to /v/ retard
>>139807142
how can she be so perfect?
![14493386798600.webm_snapshot_00.17_[2015.12.06_06.03.40].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2OsUIht.jpg "14493386798600.webm_snapshot_00.17_[2015.12.06_06.03.40].jpg")
>>139807948
Nisio's character+Sakamoto+Shaft
>>139764874
>>139806957
That's a big basketball.No seriously it looks weirdly huge, and Kiss-Shot isn't exactly petite either
>>139808272
you never played basketball in your life
>>139808272
Basketballs are huge.
>>139773011
>I find it funny how the animu's imagery imply that Shinobu was a princess of some yellow ant ridden oriental kingdom while wearing a sluttish, vulgar western dress. Nips want to be european so hard they don't even try to hide it.
How did you manage to misunderstand such a sponnfeed-y exposition dump like this?
she's a foreign oddity who crash landed in nipland and the inhabitants of where she ended up started to worship her, that's all that happened here, I don't think they've ever tried to pull a "she's just a really aryan looking Japanese girl" type thing with her
>>139808705
Are you retarded? What's the point of replying to an one day post that was already explained wrong multiple times yesterday?
>>139806957
Why did monkey dye her hair?
>>139808321
>>139808364
Kissshot is 182cm or close to that, a basketball wouldn't be the same size as her torso.
It is a larger than regulation basketball.
>>139808998
you forgot the perspective, the ball is in the front
>>139809219
It could also be a men's basketball. Those are more common and larger than women's basketballs.
>>139809219
look at how much bigger that niggers hands are around the ball and the ball is only about the same size as her thigh
kissshots hands look tiny despite her height and the ball trumps her thigh in size
the artist drew the ball too big. its not that big of a deal you fucking retards.
![[Winter] Kabukimonogatari Mayoi Jiang Shi 4 [BDrip 1280x720 x264 Vorbis].mkv_snapshot_15.41_[2016.04.02_15.42.21].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/lKwOIcM.jpg "[Winter] Kabukimonogatari Mayoi Jiang Shi 4 [BDrip 1280x720 x264 Vorbis].mkv_snapshot_15.41_[2016.04.02_15.42.21].jpg")
>>139808272
Have you ever played a sport, anon?
![[Winter] Kabukimonogatari Mayoi Jiang Shi 4 [BDrip 1280x720 x264 Vorbis].mkv_snapshot_18.18_[2016.04.02_15.45.00].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/StiRdHv.jpg "[Winter] Kabukimonogatari Mayoi Jiang Shi 4 [BDrip 1280x720 x264 Vorbis].mkv_snapshot_18.18_[2016.04.02_15.45.00].jpg")
>>139809537
>>139809532
You were proven wrong twice and now you are just running in circles. Please stop being retarded and listen to what everyone is saying to you.
You are wrong, you lost and that's it.
![[Coalgirls]_Hanamonogatari_05_(1920x1080_Blu-ray_FLAC)_[C53ED3F1].mkv_snapshot_14.20_[2016.04.08_13.43.22].png](https://i.imgur.com/XH6MByB.jpg "[Coalgirls]_Hanamonogatari_05_(1920x1080_Blu-ray_FLAC)_[C53ED3F1].mkv_snapshot_14.20_[2016.04.08_13.43.22].png")
>>139809629
Get the fuck out of here. Dumb fuck.
>>139757883
Only thing that i disliked about it was that they spelled it Kissshot Acerolaorion Heartunderblade instead of Kiss-Shot Acerola-Orion Heart-Under-Blade.
>>139809867
You are such a bad loser, aniki. But your desperation entertains me even after you got called out.
Stop talking about basketballs.
>>139757883
It was pretty heartbreaking story. And Kizu made Kissshot best girl for me. Watching Kabuki after Kizu is totally different experience.
>>139801736
This is probably one of the weirdest list I've seen so far. Not trashing your taste anon, it's just your ranking of who you'd fug is pretty weird.
>>139783220
>>139810527
I see nothing wrong with it
>>139810981
It's nothing bad, just strange, as in the choices aren't the usual ones I've seen.
>>139810756
>that top 3
Hot damn, I see you like /fit/ girls.
>>139810981
You can't see anything bad about your list?
>>139811041
do you often comment other people's lists?
>>139811110
that was close
>>139811111
>>139807240
>>139807142
>>139807061
>>139806957
>>139806894
J adsen draws a great kissshot
>>139811178
>do you often comment other people's lists?
If I find something interesting about them (i.e. similar taste that I like or respect) then yeah sure but if you're asking if I've commented on everyone's then no (only 3 I think).
