Morning Miia.
>>139741707
Where did you find this?
For your consideration:
Why are non-mammalian monster girls portrayed with huge breasts? Why would a snake or spider girl have them if the creature they are based on lay eggs and do not breast feed. Wouldn't it make sense for these species to be the flat ones?
>>139741927
>Where did you find this?
Screw Miia, Suu is life, I would die if I fucked her. :^)
I want Miia to hold me tight while we whisper sweet nothings into each others ear.
Seeing this pic makes me want to do an usb Lala, with her head with the usb
>>139742216
Because they need something to attract human males?
>Ywn Bring Zombina out on a picnic
>Ywn tell her to relax herself after being so hectic for the past few days
>Ywn ask her to sit down with you as you watch the park go by
>Ywnhold her handandembrace her as you are there together
>Ywn come across Polt jogging on your way back
>Ywn tell her about how much in love in a relationship you are with each other
>Ywn see Zombina grit her teeth out of jealousy
>Ywn tell herthat she's the only one you love
>Ywn come home as the sun sets
>Ywnbe pushed to the bed suddenly
>Ywn hear Zombina say that she still had a lot of energy to give from the park
>Ywnhold her handwhile on missionary
>Ywn make love until the end when you are both dead tired
>Ywnspoon her in the bed and kiss her cheek and tell her that she's the most beautiful and livliest girl you've ever metDoes it matter, /a/?
>>139741707
>ywn lead a task force to kill all these monstrosities
>>139745398
>Ywn makeThe God Emperor of Mankind Happy
>YwnPurge the lands of Heresy
>>139743088
>tfw it will never happen
>>139745326
> Dead tired
>>139745699
You can't carlfag and carlos in one post
http://chirb.it/wqKxpL
Have something for all you snekfags out there.
t.voice thread on /d/
>>139746421
>http://chirb.it/wqKxpL
I lasted three whole seconds. Im sure its nice but im not very fond of things that tickle my ear canal like that.
>>139746421
>http://chirb.it/wqKxpL
I knew a gold digging SPC that sounded just like this. I am now even more convinced she was just a shape shifting Lahmia
>>139746603
>he doesn't like ASMR
>>139745699
More like...DEAD THREAD
>>139746421
Flipping through a bottom-rack porno...
Call 1-888-SNEKFUK
Our PSO's are standing by...
$2.49/min... Satisfaction guaranteed!
Reminder that Draco is for hugs and kisses, not bullying
>>139747691
Implying you aren bulling her when you hug her.
>>139747691
I'll let him bully me with hugs and kisses, and his 12in wyrm
I kinda like Miti the more I draw her.
Working on that Draco pic, trying to keep it on model but.... chibi ish. Harder said than done
>>139747691
I want to see draco have an emotional breakdownand then be comforted by her homestay
>>139748510
I want to see her sitting dejected after being thwarted by Darling and company and thenhold her close while telling her how worried I was about her and that she doesn't have to prove anything to anyone since I already love her
>>139746421
Why the fuck is Kristen Schaal worst snek?
Can anyone translate this?
>>139749081
Last panel is something about centaur-sized condoms
MON is about to start an serious operation.
Post pre-op jams to get them psyched up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sypqudvHiI
>>139749567
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x72w_69yS1A
>>139747691
Draco edit when?
>>139751276
someone is actually working on it, apparently
>>139749567
>MON is about to start an serious operation.
Really doubt it, given the that the most serious threat they've dealt with lately was just put down by Doppel's bad hair day.
>>139742216
>Scaly girls all have big breasts
you are making draco and Liz sad anon
>>139749081
>with this costume, I can protect "Master"
>Cerea, (something about not being "master", or asking who that is) *cosplay?*
>(Something about "Avalon")
>WAIT! WHAT? WHAT?
Sorry, that's all I can really translate mentally.
Check with TTF in eight hours maybe.
>>139751473
>>139751276
Aye, I am. Just caught me on my work rotation so i just work on it a little at a time
Doppel is the Superior Girl
>>139752027
Fuck, anon, I was about to head to bed, asshole.
>>139752027
Ah yes, this reminds me of the time I watched The Thing at a tender young age when I wasn't supposed to
Man, those nightmares were something fierce
>>139752027
Y'know, if I knew that Thing-Doppel wouldn't try to kill me or absorb me, and actually had romantic feelings for me, I think the amount of scarousal would be very reasonable.
>>139751695
I'm pretty sure that lizard folks and dragon newts aren't female only species, so they don't need to lure human males into striking range the way Lamias do. Draco's secrets page says that dragon newts run large anyway; she's just the runt of the litter.
>>139752151
Sorry, not sorry. :^)
>>139752211
Best way to do it.
>>139752311
pic, but also every time you see her and she isnt expecting to be seen, she has to scoop your frothing, spamming, gibberish spewing body off the floor and help you come back to the plane of the sane...so...hmmm, tough decision.
>>139752563
Draco's not a runt, she's beautiful. She's got long slender legs, a petite waist, and her breasts are the perfect size to fondle and make her feel good
It's the other dragonewts that have problems
>>139752892
She's under sized, under appreciated, and under pressure, anon. If you don't keep that in mind while wooing her, you'll never get past her past to get a chance to fondle her future.
>>139753248
She's the perfect size and I love her. I'll take care of her for the rest of her life and make sure that she is happy and fulfilled
>>139752027
The fuck is that from
>>139754237
Your inability to see her as she sees herself will make your every bit of praise sound like sarcasm, your every caress feel like a slap, and your proffered pedestal appear as a cage. Whether or not you have her preferred optional equipment, you're doomed to failure.
>>139754274
The Thing, 80's best scifi horror imho.
>>139755025
Jeezus anon, I would of preferred you just killed me. ;_;
>>139755025
You're talking like I'll ever give up. My love for Draco is pure and I know it will reach her
>>139755025
I don't want you dead, anon. I want to you to get all the Draco you desire. Just realize that it's going to be a lot of work demonstrating your sincere affection, before you wear down her walls of disbelief in her own likability.
>>139755481
>You're talking like I'll ever give up. My love for Draco is pure and I know it will reach her
You're talking like a guy with several restraining orders against him.
Draco's been shit on so much that every guy she sees looks like an asshole. That will include you as you stand there declaring your pure undying love for her.
>>139742216
I'd assume that lamias and arachnes aren't the same as their animal counterparts and instead share mammalian traits, like nursing. They might even give live birth, especially considering a lot of snakes already do. And if they nurse then, like Cerea, they'd share the need for slightly larger breasts.
>>139756037
Girls with low self esteem will sometimes rush in at the slightest show of affection if they are optimistic, and will sometimes doubt your sincerity if they are pessimistic. Both are equally viable outcomes.She's also a fictional character, anon, and her personality is limited to her creator's predefined archetypes and his vision of how she fits into the story
>>139742216
More figurine sales, duh.
I love Papi!
>>139756782
>Girls with low self esteem will sometimes rush in at the slightest show of affection if they are optimistic, and will sometimes doubt your sincerity if they are pessimistic
I admit it's all head canon, but Draco gives me the impression she's been burned before, which spins the selector over toward pessimism.
>She's also a fictional character, anon, and her personality is limited to her creator's predefined archetypes and his vision of how she fits into the story
Absolutely, she's the designated butt of every down with dykes pandering joke. I'm just trying to get some over enthusiastic anons to slow down before they trip over their dicks in their haste to wet their dicks.
papi is a harpy
>>139756964
Papi's the cutest!
>>139756964
You otter look for a Papi of your own.
>>139757117
It's hardly about getting my dick wet sinceshe isn't real
Draco just makes me want to protect her and make her happy
>>139757320
>that bulge
burb wa wurb.
>>139758296
puffy vulva, man
>>139758296
Crabman occasionally gives her a very pronounced mons, but she's no mon, anon.
>>139758871
Puffy cloaca.
>Cerea will never touch your hand and start a delicious collection of tit sweat
>>139759634
>You will never clean her upwith your tongue
>>139759209
Cloaca only freaks out Miia-fags. Papi could have one, two, or even more openings under those short shorts, hell she could have teeth, and I'd still leap at the chance to join the Mile-High Club with her, just not at night.
>>139759968
Colors when?
I like all the girls. But if I had to choose, It'd be a toss-up between Lala or Papi... with Suu as a backup.
>>139760788
I need to ask him how much it'd be to commission a rachnera daki
>>139760788
Looks fat as fuck in her snake part
>>139746421
if it wasn't for that atrocious laughing this would be a lot better
>>139746421
Holy shit. Thank you.
>>139746421
>english asmr
Poor delivery kills it, it sounds awkward and cringey,
ASMR is only good if you can't actually understand it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXmZPJYtuSo
>>139761060
Don't bully the snek goddess.
>>139761915
B-but I know nip as well
>>139762102
Do you know it well enough that you can recognize poor delivery?
Even then there's more languages then just Moon
There's a good person that does Russian stuff i listen too
>>139762230
When it's ASMR stuff yeah. Cause most of the dialogue is basic.
>>139761915
I never really understood why but ear cleaning ASMR stresses me the fuck out.
Like my blood pressure goes through the roof and I get really twitchy and itchy.
It sucks because there's so much I can't listen to because of how popular ear cleaning ones are.
>>139762440
The one i linked has no cleaning, and ya, it's a pain to get ones with no cleaning or ear licking
I just like close whispering and breathing sounds mostly
also i discovered recently the sound of brushes on paper
You might have some luck with https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFavpoUZl89pI2uMMrXcKQw/videos
he actually properly tags all his shit
>>139762622
Thanks m8, I'll look into it
>>139761915
>ASMR is only good if you can't actually understand it
Well, that's like, your opinion man
>>139763084
How can you enjoy it when you can hear the bad delivery, or the awkward lines
It's the same reason i don't like porn, it just feels fake
when it's in a language i can't understand, all i need to hear is the general tone, and soft sounds
if they flub a line i'll never know
>>139762230
>It's good if you don't understand it
>What if you do
>Yell yeah, only if you know it's poor delivery, there other languages you don't understand
What a pretentious fag you are. Your opinion is shit.
>>139763207
>or the awkward lines
Hate to ruin this but all Nip ASMR usually has cliched hentai lines in there and is cringe as fuck just like the English ones. :^)
>>139763207
The trick is that it's not all bad just because you can understand it.
Something tells me this is a prevalent thing on /a/, automatically preferring Japanese(or else) just like with anime voice tracks. It's fine if you don't understand what's being said because you won't know if it's good or bad acting, after all.
Someone needs to ask the Crab if we can get some ASMR/ soft private speaking like what was at the end of the ADLshorts.
Oh and the possibility of getting more music from the girls and various characters
>>139763247
What are you talking about anon, i've stated my opinion pretty clearly, and it has nothing to do with me thinking moon is the best or anything, the only important part is that he doesn't understand it, so if he knows nip well, then there are other languages you fucking dense faggot
how does that make me pretentious
>>139763311
I realize that, i know that basically everything i listen to will have them
that's why i listen to things in other languages so i can't fucking tell
>>139763343
I've only found a few english speaking asmr people i liked, and theyr'e vastly outweighed by the pure garbage ones
it doesn't matter to me if it's Japanese, what matters is if it sounds nice, and if i can hear any shit flubs or awkwardness, which is a lot harder to hear in languages i don't know
Japan just puts out of lot of content
If nothing's going on, please post some Manako.
She's my favorite.
>>139763722
Do we have the collection of the shorts anywhere?
I know that youtube playlist was made private
I tried looking on nyaa for monster musume shorts but nothing came up
did i get the wrong name?
>>139763925
Toss an "almost everyday" in there as well, I still haven't seen the BD versions with English subs, though.
>>139763869
>>139764050
Any clue if they have the ASMR sessions at the end? I heard that most of the torrents are of the weekend collections that leave out the counting bits.
>>139764590
If they have 1 - 12 they're the collections. 1- 61 would be the individual shorts.
"monster musume almost daily" on nyaa.
>>139763869
Good to see another Manako lover, there aren't a lot in this threads
>>139742852
>>139765014
We're a pretty subdued bunch.
>>139765406
There's something mildly terrifying about this picture... I think its the eyes.
>>139765992
those legs are upsetting as well, this might be the second worst art of Tio
>>139766132
Whats the first
>>139765992
>>139766132
Its the head/neck ratio on all of them.
>>139766228
>>139766261
Correct
>Wife buys an adventure squad
May have to do a template and cut a Papi to put on the coop
>>139766261
Any more and...this turns into anal vore.
>>139766456
What kind of burbs are that?
>>139766524
Er.... sumatras?
>>139766479that'salmostmy fetish
>>139766574
> you will never make love to your Gigantes wife
>>139766547Listed as critical by the livestock conservancy here in the USA. Are you starting a flock to increase their numbers?
Cardboard will not stand up very long to determined beaks, even our ducklings made short work of it. I'd suggest backing it up with something like chicken wire or hardware cloth to cut down on escapees.
>>139767138
>The only things you will ever be able to fuck are 3D
>>139767299Pig disgusting
>>139767254this is merely their holding area till the main coop is finished. They came in earlier than expected. Bought them for their eggs mostly
>>139767481
>>139767254
Black Australorps and Blue Sumatras. Fucking crazy-ass chicken names
>>139755025
What the fuck did I just read?
>>139767299
>Sorry But I am higher dimensional Polytope. My waifu are at least 6D.
>>139767591
>Blue Sumatras.
Blue
Definitely need a Papi watching over them.
>>139767481The eggs from our first flock of ducks and the carnage they did on bugs, slugs, and snails in the garden, are why we're 16 years down the road on our 3rd flock of ducks. Be warned, poultry can be addictive.
>>139767299
It's honestly not worth the effort
I'm going to be happy without
Draco is cute!
CUTE!
Burb is also cute, but not as much
>>139752211
Same here, only it was less "nightmares" and more "holy shit, that was cool!"
>>139770150
To each their own
So is there any info when a new chapter will get translated? I'm going through withdrawals.
>>139770960
Tio chapter was already translated.
>>139770960
All bad.
Real life is kicking FwPA's ass. TTF's PC arrived as a box of parts, four screws, and easy instructions. TF was eaten by a grueling thesis defense process.
>>139771251
TF, please!
why is she so perfect?
Reporting in, I'll be clear to draw in a little while and would like to get drawing suggestions now.
>>139771455
Papi as the TF2 Scout, flying with a bat in her talons
>>139771384
Because out of all Kurusu's guests, she's the lewdest.
>>139771384
HORSE PUSSY
>>139771509
FILTHY DEGENERATE SLUT
>>139771455
Polt in a decorated Nazi officer uniform
>>139771455
Cerea in a summer hat
>>139771455
An embarrassed looking Draco and Kii working together to tap a maple tree.
>>139771384
what ifbigger
>>139771455
Suu and something along the lines of her being an oasis in the desert, but also Suu being Suu.
>>139771790
seconded
>>139771791
starting to sag there, but would love her regardless
>>139771869
>>139766261
I've seen worse on deviantart, but that's probably cheating.It was fart fetish shit
>>139771455
>>139771779
Or Polt in Adeptus Sororitas armor
>>139771384
Truly perfection.
>>139742216
Have you ever watched pirates of the carribean? They look beautiful to bait sailors/people into the water so they can eat them.
>>139771995
>that tard face plus tumblr nose
loving every laugh
>>139771509
This is a blue board anon
>>139771995
>lasso bondage and bridle
>>139772103
I've seen worse everywhere around the internet. Maybe that's why I'm much more forgiving of artistic quality than some as long as the idea behind the art is good.
That's why I still like this pic, even though it's artistically not incredible. >>139766261
>>139771869
>she will never ride you
Feels bad man.
>Horsefuckers claim yet another thread.
When will the reign of Mlp end? We shall never know.
>>139772339
I want to touch those cute ears.
>>139772339
>>139772232
Skim through the manga looking forhand-holdingscenes. It's always, almost always, Cerea.
>>139772469
>futa
How about no.
>>139772393
I'm sorry that your favorite gal has no other enthusiastic fans.
>>139772518
>It's always, almost always, Cerea.
She's a lewd girl.
>>139772288
I wish more people approached the stuff posted here like this.
Some of the pics I like alot, have thing in them I dont like, but it doesnt ruin them form me. Like this one.
>>139772615
>enthusiastic
Hilarious.
You mean to say no other fans are as cancerous? Cause you'd be right.
>>139772393
It's been the age of the horsefucker for 5500 years. Don't hold out much hope of it changing anytime soon.
>>139772771
>Stop being a cancerous horsefag
Calm your autism.
>>139772685
t. spiderfag
>>139771995
Literally everythiŋ is fine aside from the nose, which ruins it
Some-one shoop that shit off.
>>139773375
T. a fan.
I can say literally any girl that I like and you'll call me a shitposter.
Just for your knowledge, I dont like spider.
>>139773538
But why is the nose wrong?
Because its just not what you/I/he/we expected?
Bc anime is lazy about noses, so when a detailed one is shown its different and weird?
Bc its a round nose instead of a pointed nose how anime usually shows noses?
>>139773375
Truly the worst posters lately. God forbid anyone posts a girl that isn't her.
>>139773688
>Just for your knowledge, I dont like spider.
Sure you don't.
>>139773767
Go fuck yourself you know.
Anytime someone dares say anything you blame it on spiderfags. Good to know you horsefags never change your shitty habits of trying to shit on other girls to bring them to Cerea's level.
Post beards.
Derail shitposter vs shitposter.
>>139773767
here you go bud
>>139773874
>>139773767
>Truly the worst posters lately.
>Says while posting horseshit
hahahahaha. OH you're serious, Let me laugh even harder.
HAHAHAHHAHAHA,
>>139774002
>>139773873
Nobody's saying anything about spider, spiderfag
>>139774063
>>139774063
>>139774112
>Nobody's saying anything about spider, spiderfag
>>139773767
>Truly the worst posters lately. God forbid anyone posts a girl that isn't her.
K.
>>139774128
>>139773874
I don't have beards. Here's a hat
>>139763722
>Season 1 got the sheep counting
>Season 2 gets ASMR
How Miia came into this world
>>139774192
Nice reading comprehension there, it's no wonder you guys struggle to understand the lala chapter
>>139774230
I got you!
>>139773874
good lord
do you have Lala?
>>139771455
Suu as a callidus assassin
if miaa has a cloaca does that mean she farts with her crotch?
>>139774340
No sorry.
>>139774389
Girls don't fart, idiot
>>139774295
Says:
>Truly the worst posters lately. God forbid anyone posts a girl that isn't her.
When replying to >>139773375
and then says I have bad reading comprehension.
K horsefag. You've already made a fool of yourself Im curious to see how far you'll push this.
>>139773765
it's a meme you dip
>>139774421
Don't be upset just because people are tired of your shitposting., spiderfag
You can still be a cunt just like your disgusting waifu in all kinds of other threads
>>139774414
Good, good.
She's too good for this.
>>139774422
ya, ya 'tumbler nose' hurp durp.
At the very least the color is explainable by the fact she is exerting herself in whatever is actually going on just out of view.
>Reminder Ms. Smith is Best Girl.
>>139774522
>22
Stop.
>>139774421
thinks:
>Truly the worst posters lately. God forbid anyone posts a girl that isn't her.
Is talking about spider.
I didn't know she was a group of people shitposting ona mongolian horse archery board.
Now this:
>>139774477
is actually talking about spider, do you see the difference?
>>139774477
>Resorts to insults when proven wrong.
Keep it up horsefag. Im sure you actually believe im a spiderfag too.
>>139774578
You specifically said that while replying to "T. Spiderfag" and also said god forbid anyone posts a girl that isnt her, pray tell, who is HER, if not spider?
>>139774517
>>139774302
Silly anon. Darling is Papi's beard; he's Rachnee's, Suu's, Mero's, and maybe Miia's as well
>>139774542
>Stop
No.
>>139774699
>>139774522
>>139774668
Do what? How?Mmmm, Nectar.
>>139774699
>>139774522
Smithanon please.
>>139774522
>>139774542
>>139774699
Note to self: don't play cards or dice with the Smith-fag
>>139774522
>>139774699
>>139774522
>>139774699
not this shit again
>>139766456
If she would get the reference idk what's stopping you
>>139774773
>>139774780
>>139774822
>>139774896
>>139774900
>>139774912Got ya.
>>139774632
>Resorts to insults when proven wrong.
>>139773873
>Go fuck yourself you know.
How dense are you
>Truly the worst posters lately. God forbid anyone posts a girl that isn't her.
Is referring to spiderfags and the way they've been sperging out everytime they see a picture of any girl that is not Rachne. It is not saying anything wrong about your precious bug waifu
>>139772564
you could not resist her giant horsecock
>>139767481
That's what my family had to do. we had them in a wooden crate until they were old enough to go outside to the coop.
>>139772140
Only way this can get any better is giving Cerea a full beard.
I am Channeling Beard man
>>139766456
are those for egg laying or for eating?
>>139769158
everyone was complaining about the ticks last summer and since we live in a very wooded area we usually pull 2-3 off of our cats daily but we had none thanks to our free ranged chickens
>>139775020
I told you to go fuck yourself there because you were being an asshole to spiderfags for no reason.
You insulted me because I proved you full of shit.
keep at it. Eventually you'll realize I give no shits about rachnee.
>>139775089
As if it didnt exists.
>>139773874
>>139774002
>>139774063
>>139774128
>>139774159
>>139774206
>>139774302
>>139774414
>>139774640
>>139774793
We need more Beards around this place
>>139775224
I was referring to the image that I was linking to.
>>139775240
So many (you)s.
if only I could claim this as my own work. ;-;Also channeling Beard Man.To get that Lala.
Lala best smug face
>>139775200
>I proved you full of shit
Would you mind pointing out when did you do that? Only thing I've seen you prove so far is you have trouble identifying the subject of a sentence
> I give no shits about rachnee
You got pretty defensive when you thought that guy was talking about her
Also,checked
why is everyone here so grumpy?
>>139775303
Ah, my bad.More Centorea.
>>139775422
Because monstergirls don't exist.
>>139775422
Everyone's getting dubs except for me
>>139775371
I was the guy who requested beard man to make manako mustache image
>>139775405
>You got pretty defensive when you thought that guy was talking about her
Only thing I got pissed about was horsefags needing to shit on a group of people not even present in order to justify their shit waifu.
>Would you mind pointing out when did you do that?
yes I would, spoonfeeding is frowned upon. Maybe you can reread some posts up above and see how dumb you are.
>>139775422
because F- you
that's why
>>139775422
Horsefags shitting up the place as usual.
>>139775379
Perfect candidate image to receive the bearded blessing
>>139775534
Horsefags are the cancer of these threads.
>>139775503
>no u
cry some more
Reminder that your favorite girl is shit
>>139775453
What a glorious beard that centaur has. It would make Chiron proud.
>>139775650
No u.
>>139775800
magnificent beard you have there
>>139775800
Papi wa Bearded Vulture!
>>139775371
Not the usual guy, but here
>>139776165
Lala isu, gureatu japanesu karate masteru.
Hai.
>>139776165
Hey, hey, cool.
>>139776165
gaw damn!
There's only one acceptable set of facial hair for burd.
>>139772109
you know my weaknessWill color at a later time
>>139776557
Dang, I dont know much bout 40k
But this looks sick.
>>139776557
I'm jelly of your armor drawing abilities. I really gotta practice with that more.
>>139776467
Nice job, chief.
>>139776557
Will Polts tail be going a mile a minute while she is killing, I dont know, various creatures?Add a beard :^)
>>139776467
Her father must be so proud.
>>139776734
She already has wan
Computers fixed!
But still no internet till the 19th.
Turns out customs decided to tear my insides apart and not put it back together right.
At least I'll be able to start doing TL soonish.
>>139776557
I wan(t) to cosplay with Polt.
