>you tell us how it went
I'll start
>>139641681
Shower me with your fine 2d women
>>139641681
Date this knight.
>>you tell us how it went
How when I don't know who I am getting?
>>139641681
>>139641681
I suppose i'll start.
I would mostly just invite her to Crepes and Waffles and buy her a chocolate Milkshake and to a movie, i would try to convince her to see a horror movie to have her get scared and grab my arm and stuff.
I would keep on mind that she will not be sucking anything mote than an icecream on the frist date, so i'll make sure she just has enough fun to date her again next weekend.
Now, how would you date a Magical Girl?
>>139641797
You are meant to reply after you know.
>>139641825
But then I will end up dating another "bitch"
Enjoy your STDs.
>>139641843
The ride never ends.
>>139641742
I would let her stimulate my prostate before revealing that I'm actually a dashing bandit. I would die happy knowing other men can enjoy the pleasures of anal sex.
So, were have you taken her for the first date?
>>139641757
Well, i would end the date early if she acted like a bitch the whole time.
"Bu-but...She is a tsundere you have to warm her heart!"
Fuck off, when i date anyone, i want her/he/it to give at least some respect , give me at least some attention so we an talk about stuff.
Maybe go play some mobile shit at the arcade, go to mixup/Hot Topic and buy her something cheap, go to a movie or bowling.
Date Maya,now.
Enjoy manwhores.
>>139641797
No longer than 15 minutes into the date, I realized this girl isn't my type. She noticed I was giving her the cold shoulder and probably couldn't understand what she was doind wrong. After a movie and a couple rides in the amusement park, I walked her to the bus stop and we parted ways without so much as holding hands. We haven't called or texted each other since. There won't be a second date.
lmao this is some ultra chuuni shit
>>139641816
I don't know anything about her personality, but she is basically a magician from ancient egypt, right? Since I don't know her character I'd go with something generic first, where you can't do much wrong, like going to a nice cafe. Since she's from another civilization I guess she might also enjoy some cultural activities, as well as something involving technology, since shouldn't know about that. So I think visiting an amusement park would be a good idea.
>>139641992
Walked out of there when I smelt the black man on her.
>>139641919
Dating Madoka is easy. (On some context)
If she is just a normal girl, i'l probably want to hide my face since she is 14 or tell anyone she is my cousin or something similar, but aside from that, bitches love chocolate.
I would buy her sweets.
Bitches love sweets, trust me.
If she was a magical girl, it would depend if Homura isn't trying to kill me from the shadows every step i take with her.
Maybe it would help if she saved me from a witch or something, since i would have the chance to cheer her for her amazing powers or something.
If she was in her God form, i would look like a retard talking to nothing.
>>139641948
>>139641927
t. Gayanons
>>139642054
Why are you making date a lesbian? The date didn't even happen, fuck you anon.
>>139642054
Dinner and a movie, she was kinda scary to be around and all she would talk about was this Madoka chick. I wanted to give her the D but my father always told me never to stick my dick in crazy.
>>139642117
Kill yourself /u/shit
>>139641681
Give this animator some love.
>>139642057
Gay? Asking for respect on a date is Gay?
Fuck you. It's MY money we are using there.
>>139641980
Actually, i have dated some girls before.
I don't think you believe me, but malls and the bowling are the best options around.
>>139641992
Easy.
If you date for the frist time, you complement her musical skills/voice first, there is no need to rush anything.
From there, you can follow talking about music,your favourite band and stuff.
You can play arm wrestling and invite her sweets/to the movies/Bowling.
It ALWAYS works.
>>139641919
>take her out
>forget to feed her
>she starves to death
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>>139642161
Not enjoyable in the slightest, she kept only talking about how her job was stressing her and then asked if we could buy donuts
>>139642254
It was fun at first, but she quickly began crazy and clingy.
give me something good, if you want to give me a man, atleast make it jotaro.
>>139642159
Dating Homura is a virtual nightmare.
Not only she is SO edgy, that she is incapable of talking like a normal human being, she wouldnt laugh at anything nor look at you.
That's why Homura is so shit crossover wise. You can't have her interact with anyone and not to be a bitch on ANY context.
Aside from that, i would just tell her i'm going home for X reason and drive away.
Of course, i would do that if i was REALLY pissed off. (Which would be quite likely. She is a total bitch.)
Moemura would be the exact same as Madoka
>>139642296
>>139641681
Would you a soldier? I know you would.
>>139642310
I'll pass
>>139642325
I will definitely take that, thanks senpai.
>>139642343
>dating an insane murderous child of incest
How about no.
>>139642347
I'd get fucking shot
>>139642373
>Yukiko is a product of incest
huh?
She's the daughter of the Shigusa guy and got adopted by her cousin. Where's the incest?
>>139642181
If you don't take up with a little tsun to get a dream girl like Chris than you are a faggot.
Also she is not even really tsundere. Just buy her some sweets and she will love you.
Top or bottom?
>>139642347
Well, as long she doesnt have PSD and starts trying to kill me, the formula stands.
Mall.
Buy her SWEETS, go to the MOVIES or go BOWLING.
If she likes guns, i could take her to the gotcha / paintball store, since guns are dangerous.
![pCEWChHKfm[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/i4bWNtm.jpg "pCEWChHKfm[1].png")
>>139642433
Too bed he is not interested in sex. Such ikemen onsteroids with ED.
Enjoy the sweet NTR fujo pussy.
Date this cutie, if you know her that is.
>>139642560
fuckin' dyke
>>139641937
Wouldn't take her seriously at first.
I would ask her if she is into cosplay or mockingly ask her if she is from the future.
Aside from that, i would have her talk about her world for half an hour and i would most likely not believe a word she says, but i would be intriged and interested, since i love science fiction/time travel stories.
Bitches like to know that you are hearing them, so just ask them about it.
Aside from that, sweets. Movies or Bowling.
Nothing else.
>>139642407
To be honest, I've lost track of who's whose child in that fucking village. The fact remains, however, that Yukiko is insane and a murderer.
>>139642574
You've clearly mistaken her for someone from Teppuu.
>>139642531
If i know avout her powers, i would be scared she made the elevator stop or short circuit the entire mall.
But, she likes candy and chocolate. (Like all women.), so buy her that.
>>139642553
>Implying Saori isn't best girl
Wish you had decent taste, but I'll take it.
>>139642553
She acts like a bitch.
Model or not, i'm not taking it.
Read >>139641927
For morw details.
>>139642649
>A date with my self insert
How would that even work?
DO NOT CLICK THE PICTURE
>>139642587
I'd take her to a theater and a dinner afterwards, but since I'm also not that extroverty with people I don't know fairly well, I suppose there'd be a lot of silence or awkward pauses.
It'd depend on the play and her reaction on it though.
>>139642542
Don't really care.
If she is nice, we'll be just fine.
Aside from that, i think taking them ice skating would be good as well.
But, again, she key to all dates is sweets, movies and bowling.
Not being an edgy fucktard is essential too.
>>139642787
That's not a bitch, it's a faggot. I am not going anywhere near him.
>>139642702
Dude, she is female you.
She likes videogames, anime and is socially akward.
Perfect date.
>>139642726
Perfect.
One thing tho.
Never. Ever. Date superficial girls.
Fuck them all.
They only pretend to have your money.
Fucking Carolina.
I mean, i mean, fucking people, you know?
>>139642751
Anon, I was not implying that ogi-chan was inferior. I am sorry if you took it that way.
>>139642860
Since i'm not a retarded MC beta, i would either take the knife away from her when she is distracted or run from the appartment while screaming out loud for the police to help me and also call them on the phone while running away from that bitch.
If she isn't pointing that shit at me...
Sweets. Movies. Bowling.
>>139642915
I forgive you, my child.
>>139641681
Date a fat. Also, give me someone to date, too.
>>139642831
>current year
>not being gay for Pico
Faggot detected.
>>139642901
Take her to the club to dance.
Nah.
Sweets, Movies and bowling.
>>139642914
Complement her music, bring her to the music store.
Sweets. Movies. Bowling.
>>139642857
Sounds like you had some bad experiences.
>>139642973
Dude. It feels so bad when she reject you after TWO YEARS of dating.
I cut all communications with her.
I just hated her so much.
After a while, i realized i was also a bit inmature, so, i slowly dealt with it.
Just avoid superficial girls, anon.
It's now worth it.
>>139642971
Perfect date!
I would love to talk with her about the Sakura Blosoms or something like that.
>>139642966
Videogames.
>>139642973
You should have seen Sigi-chans face when I told him he reminds me of my mom.
>>139642751
You take her out to a resturant. It's probably a Japanese one because honestly those are pretty in and sashimi is great for gains. They also have fried soft shell crab and Kobe beef meatballs for God tier appetizers.
During the date you're both awkward as fuck but when you finally meet her at the resturant shes even more awkward than you. You keep the conversation going smoothly as she's basically following your lead. She doesn't text anybody or even look at her phone the whole time. You wait for a table at the bar and order some shit beer. It makes things flow smoother.
In the resturant, you can see many couples, many on their first date, but they are on their phone. You're some of the most talkative people in the resturant. You're not too loud, but you continue talking and laughing the entire time. You take a picture of her and take a picture with her per her request.
Afterwards you awkwardly stand facing each other in the parking lot, both afraid to ask each other for more time, and awkwardly hug each other.
The week afterward you take her friends virginity and date that friend for over a year. Date girl got too tsundere and said she didn't like you and only dated out of pity as well as asked you just to be friends, but refused to talk to you.
6 months post breakup of friend you see her and she says she wants to text you.
>>139643064
I don't think you know Saori.
Also, she is Athena.
Her Saints would kill you at the speed of light if you made her cry.
>>139641681
Wouldn't you want to be hugged by these soft feathers?
>>139643054
How did you date the girl for 2 YEARS then? Isn't rejection supposed to happen at the very beginning?
If you were just being "good friends" with her, hanging out and such, then the exact thing happened to me, though we're still somewhat friends, mainly because she's quite persistent on that.
At least it opened my eyes about 3D quite a bit.
>>139643087
A DEAL'S A DEAL
>>139643134
I'd invite her to KFC and then maybe chilling at home after watching a classic like "The Birds" from Hitchcock
>>139643187
>chilling
Indeed, that's what awaits you if you upset her.
>>139643169
anon probably meant that she dumped him and he took it badly
>>139643054
>2 years of dating
>rejection
Tell me you dove into that pussy like an ocean cliffjumper the entire time anon.
Modern relationships and grills move fast nowadays. The best thing to do is make out with them and then tell them you will only have sex if you're in a relationship when you're rubbing her through her pants. Make them really want the dick. The relationship grows from there when the dicking has a seriously personal and intimate aspect they never realized.
And of course the entire time you're making her wait for it and teasing her with your cock, you're texting her a lot and talking to her a lot to the point where you develop a seriously close personal connection. The dick was the incentive for her, and in the end it was meaningless to the emotional closeness you developed.
Go anon.
>>139641681
Here's a shy tall nurse for you.
jacku
>>139643169
We were just "best friends" back then.
On those two last years of high school...
I just hated her so much man.
I felt...used.
I felt i was not worth it.
Of course, i grew out of it eventually.
>>139643262
I cut all communications with her.
I will...consider your advice on the next date.
>>139643336
Buy her burgers and stuff.
Sweets. Movies. Bowling.
>>139643507
Dating Homura is a virtual nightmare.
Not only she is SO edgy, that she is incapable of talking like a normal human being, she wouldnt laugh at anything nor look at you.
That's why Homura is so shit crossover wise. You can't have her interact with anyone and not to be a bitch on ANY context.
Aside from that, i would just tell her i'm going home for X reason and drive away.
Of course, i would do that if i was REALLY pissed off. (Which would be quite likely. She is a total bitch.)
Moemura would be the exact same as Madoka
>>139643126
>tell her you're an atheist when the saints come
>they dissapear
>tip your fedora and walk awayin case you didn't notice, you're the lad who was the first lover to Aphrodite before the was married to Hephaestus. You nearly caused a conflict between the gods post breakup when she started being the lover of every GodAthena becomes tsundere because she's the virgin Saint of Athens, and you're not exactly a hero. She's rational, not angry normally, and doesn't cry when you leave her, as she understands.
>>139643336
Eating tasty things that are bad for you is one of my favorite activities, so I'll get along with this girl even though I don't like cowtits.
I'll scout a place with a nice view beforehand and take her there. I'll tell her some of the best jokes I know, then ask her lots of questions about herself, but won't be as generous with info about me to keep her interested. Next is a horror movie, and then a moderately expensive place to eat. Finally, I take her home and we fuck.
>>139643529
>Aside from that, i would just tell her i'm going home for X reason and drive away.
Do you think she would just let you?
>>139643535
Her 'saints' are just normal 12 year olds on armor, tho.
Aside from that, dating her wouldnt be a problem since Saori is really nice.
Ask her about how she lives in the sanctuary, what does she think about other gods and stuff like that.
After sleeping in that rock-bed so long, i would invite her home to netflix and shill.
>>139643590
A couple drinks, and she's ready. That's all.
>>139643452
>tfw had a situation like that with a girl in 10th and 11th grade
So much cuddling. So much cockteasing. Didn't know how to do the incentives and grow personally.And then I lost my virginity to a cross country runner with the most incredible ass and dated her for 2 years
Learning how to fug and how to women 101.
Get a girlfriend and do literally everything with her. Study that shit like a nuclear physicist.
>>139643614
Why would she NOT let me?
She only has the hots for Madoka.
Why would she have any interest on me?
She would try to kill me for dating Madoka back on >>139642054, but aside from that, i'm free to go.
hope you like boobs anon
>>139643679
Will work on it.
I don't think it's time for that now, i have to end some projects and college nonsene.
A girlfriend would interrupt me right now.
I wouldn't have a lot of time to spend with her, so she'll probaly just cheat on me.
>>139643781
I would probably marry her on the spot.
Just kidding.
Go play Mario Party or some shit at home
It would be babysitting instead of a date.
>>139643870
Videogames at home.
Too tired to take her to the mall and but her sweets, movies or go bowling.
>>139644055
Who the fuck goes bowling with a girl?
>>139643366
Tell her how cute she is
Give me your ugliest bitch faggots. Though I already know how it will end.Rape.
>>139644089
Anyone who wants to look at the girl's ass and sideboob as she bends. Also, bowling is really fun.
les go bae
>>139644089
>needing to ask
>>139644126
>bowling is really fun
I went twice and hated it both times, it's mind-numbingly boring. Though those other arguments of yours make it a valid date choice.
I'd prefer a /fit/ girl I'd go running or cycling with though.
Enjoy.
Have a kyuuto gaaru.
>>139643870
Watch hardcore porn/hentai on my pc wired to the TV, play videogames and laugh like crazy while saying every single thing on my mind without any hesitation. Get her to drink beer or something stronger.
If we have to go out somewhere, I guess the arcade would be a good place, or just go sightseeing and think about perverted things.
Then get arrested by the police for dating a high-school girl.
>>139644136
This tired beauty looks like she gets drunk easily, so I'll take it upon myself to babysit her a little. Take her to my place and have her drink some more until she falls asleep, and then I put her on my couch and cover her with a blanket.
While I'm preparing breakfast for her (eggs), I discover that she puked in her sleep and choked to death. That's when I realize I'm a terrible babysitter.
>>139644272
>>139644055
>describing your attack before rolling
>>139644320
>attack
Have fun anon.
I hope you like russian soldiers.
>>139644599
B-but I don't want to go to jail.
>>139644713
Play some durak and damka while enjoying the finest Russian cuisine.
>>139644713
I would take her to a sleazy bar in kabukicho.
>>139643768
You can't be in that mindset lad.
And don't forget that you don't have to go out much or go on dates. If the relationship is that personal when you build up on it, just spending nights together watching movies and having sex is good.
You can spend your day and most of your time doing college work, and then take all of that stress and fuck it away. Cuddle and watch movies, eat some shit food, spend the night with her, go out and get breakfast, then do work and powerfuck again.
With my gf's my life is like that. I've had them over ever night of the week to powerfuck because I'm busy otherwise.
The best part with that is, if you do get more busy, you've already built a base both of extremely personal intertwinement and extremely close and sensual sexual relations. Double this if you hit it rough and are dominating but the cuddling is very sweet.
She'll become addicted to you. You can hold it over her head a bit and control the relationship. Especially in the beginning, be sure to have sex 3-5 times in a night very frequently. If you have a low libido, start lifting and pinning test. I've written papers on my phone at the gym. The test pinning is a last ditch because low libido is a fucking awful symptom of a horrific hormonal issue. Some have to resort to that.
>>139644971
Hamburgers then sex. That's all I got.
How did it go anon?
>>139645106
I had to recheck to confirm I'm browsing /a/, please take it to /adv/.
No thanks
Tell her she's average height and you're in there
>>139645572
I am still mad that the faggot decided to date the orange girl instead of her. She was so god damn cute god damnit.
>>139643332
I said hi because i couldnt believe a girl was almost as tall as me. Ask her out fuck like rabbits. Done deal.
>>139645610
Poplar sure is cute, but fuck you for insulting Inami, she's a miracle.
>>139645701
Enjoy the crazy.
I can't believe no one has posted best girl yet.
>>139646048
Best girl of what, a random "educational" garbage short?
>>139646105
>being this new
>>139646134
>having this shitty taste
>>139644207
Fuck off, Carolina.
You hurt my feelings.
>>139646157
>Hurrr durr, your taste is shit.
Go shitpost someplace else anon.
>>139646184
>>139646215
>>Hurrr durr,
Back to >>>/r/eddit
>>139645106
I go to the gym regularly, so,it shouldn't be that hard.
I'll work on having time for Not!Carolina and attempt to have sex more regularly
>>139644971
I am Mexican, so i don't think Trump will let me date her.
>>139645409
Horrible.
She forced me into a tank.
>>139645726
Well, i tried to invite her a milkshake, but she pushes her breasts right on my face.
It's really annoying.
>>139644599
SWEETS.
MOVIES.
BOWLING.
no excuses.
>>139646329
Would ditch her.
Instantly.
She can't eats sweets, watch movies nor go bowling.
>>139646386
Give Imouto Arcade Credits to keep her occupied while i flirt with main girl.
Sweets.
Movies.
Bowling.
>>139646157
>>having this shitty taste
Gonna have to speak English a little bit better anon, this is an American imageboard.
>>139646458
She seems a bit royal. Went to a fancy dinner and then walked through some shops.
>>139645494
>take it to /adv/
/adv/ is shit. If I'm ever going to help any faggot on this website out, it's going to be you autists because our autism bonds us.
>go for picnics
>she sees a mountain that must be blown up
>continue to do so everyday
>get arrested for weapons of mass destruction and terrorism
>released into CIA custody and become undercover to work assassinations and sabatoge
>the hijinks are turned into an anime 30 years later
>>139646691
Daddy issues incoming
>>139642347
I would make her cosplay as her sister
Posting so I can get a date. I'm bad at dates
>>139646658
I do seldom agree with you, but encouraging blog posting is bringing down the quality of the board, and it also makes it a lot more normalfag-friendly.
>>139646769
Go for it anon.
>>139642587
>Hey man, I'm having trouble taking this girl on a date, what should I-
Movies and bowling
>Dude, I just saw my girlfriend cheating on me! What do-
Movies and bowling
>Mr. President, ISIS has just launched another attack, the country is in shambles, wha-
Movies and bowling
>>139646791
Who is this bitch?
>>139646868
>bitch
Fuck you too anon
>>139646855
You forgot the sweets.
Women.
Love.
Chocolate.
Also, i did ditch some girls on previous posts.
I'm just saying girls like sweets, go to the movies and bowling.
(Exept Carolina here. >>139644089)
>>139646868
Don't try to hijack my date bitch. I didn't know her either but read up on google.
>>139646791
I take her to a park and then tell her I want to build a park too. I propose.
>>139647027
Hell, I have no idea what the date would be like. What does she even do when there is zombie apocalypse aside from preparing for the zombie apocalypse?
>>139647289
when there is no*
>>139642914
Play a duet with her at a performance and then go home and fuck her thoroughly.
>>139641681
how was it
>>139641681
>>139646996
>I take her to a park and then tell her I want to build a park too
Excellent choice. Find a little boy who lost his mom and play with him for a bit along the way, or until you find his mom, and she'll accept right away.
>>139641927
The only reason to go into hot topic is if you have stretched lobes. Besides famalamadingdong, nothing is cheap in that garbage store.
>>139641927
>go to hot topic
You will never lose your virginity.
>>139647997
We got donuts, we watched a movie, nothing special. Planning another one nonchalantly.
>>139647997
>>139647899
That's fine.
I hated her.
>>139648234
Wow you really have shit taste for EVERYTHING.
>>139648284
Shit taste?
Come on, now.
>>139646394
Can't she shrink to the normal size?
>>139648402
Your girl
Homura is a nice girl. She wouldn't kill you for dating Madoka.
>>139649279
Not as long as you let her be the third wheel.
You should thank me for giving you such a pretty girl
heres somepubes
>>139649346
>girl
>>139642966
Play Call of Duty and eat pizza all dayin my superior Britannian home.
Seems fun.
>>139649279
Doubt it.
She is a sociopath.
And must be stopped.
>>139652513
So?
Sayaka has a hero complex.
She must be raped.
Are you smart enough
I hope you like Hawaiian shirts and smell of cigarettes
Have mercy
Can you love her /a/?
>>139653827
I take that bitch to a doughnut shop.
Bitches love doughnuts.
have fun anon
>>139653934
Sweet! I think for a first date we could go for a swim!
>>139653793
With the proper equipment, love knows no bounds.
sounds like fun
>>139642310
A picnic in a secluded hill followed by dominating sex
>>139643870
would spin right round
>>139656779
>didn’t get Koito
>>139657058
I turn 360 degrees and walk away before our date because I don't want to get arreated.
>>139646627
>this is an American imageboard
amerikajin puriiisu
Have fun anon
Terrible, as I could only talk about anime.
>>139657871
>>139641927
>Maybe go play some mobile shit at the arcade, go to mixup/Hot Topic and buy her something cheap, go to a movie or bowling.
>>139657871
I'd take her hunting she looks like she'd like that
