Last thread got archived, time for another one.
Now, as the last thread was dying there was a discussion about if a GuP VN was made, and so, I'd like to continue that discussion.
>>139613100
Eh, that's true, although in my case, I'd go for Katyusha, assuming that I would be able to go down the Katyusha route of course.
What role could the tanks play in a GuP VN?
There's been a lot of Erwin and Erika in the past few threads. Let's have some Saori!
>>139613619
Not much I'd imagine, unless there's going to be a mini-game where you can drive the tanks when with your chosen girl.
Thread theme.
It's the music that plays as you sex Darjeeling in the VN: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wiENQMc9g8
>>139613666
.....that sounds like utter shit, anon.
>>139613619
You play the role of a tank of your choice setting out to sex the guppies.
>>139613772
Well what role would you have the tanks play?
>>139613664
Nah, more Erwin,
>BD never
>subs even longer
>>139613901
But glasses are better than goggles!
>>139614329
Erwin doesn't even need the goggles to be better.
>>139614223
Anon, the BD has a fixed release date.
>VN
I am the armour of my tank
Steel is my body and gasoline is my blood
I have created over a thousand tanks
Unaware of reliability
Not aware of manufacturability
Spent money to create weapons
Waiting for Aryan revival
I have no regrets
My whole life was Unlimited Tank Works.
>>139613619
I want a VN where you date tanks.
Not deviantart-tier shit girls with random tank names slapped on. Actual tanks.
I want to comfort a Pershing when he's sad about his weak engine. I want to kiss him on the gun mantle and compliment his idler wheels.
Last time I'll ask because it's probably annoying by now so hopefully third time is the charm.
Anyone got a link to that page with the Noriko image editor? I can't find it in the archive after an hour of searching and google turns up nothing.
>>139614400
Just approach it in the same way they approached that pigeon VN - except it's set in a warzone and you're their commander or something. Not too disimilar to how you can romance your kanmusu in Kantai Collection.
>>139614435
Sankaku hosts swf files you'll find it there.
Has anybody got that image of Momo, Erwin, and Caesar (I think) looking hilariously shocked after Hana makes the winning shot against Saunders?
How much would she have to pay you?
![[AK] Girls und Panzer - 06 (BDRip 1920x1080 x264 AAC).mkv_snapshot_17.03_[2016.04.05_00.25.22].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RzeN3y6.jpg "[AK] Girls und Panzer - 06 (BDRip 1920x1080 x264 AAC).mkv_snapshot_17.03_[2016.04.05_00.25.22].jpg")
>>139614794
This? (just made a cap)
>>139615002
None, 'cause if she has a condom in her mouth, then that can mean only one thing...
>>139614517
How about this?
Bovington, Kubinka and every other tank museum in the world have combined their collections and created the ultimate tank museum.
You've been hired as a security guard and you spend every night shift patrolling the massive building with your only company being the inventory.
The isolation eventually gets to you and you start assigning personalities to the machines to cope with the loneliness.
You start having conversations and bonding with the tanks and you even form an intimate relationship with that special someone.
Good end: you save your money, buy your beloved from the museum and live happily ever after.
Bad end: you get caught ejeculating on the installations and get banned from the facility.
>>139615016
Thanks anon. The computer where I have my GuP video files is in another country at the moment so I couldn't make my own.
>>139615128
Super bad end: You get your dick caught in a breech
I want Miho to experience a senshadou accident when her head is sticking out of the commanders hatch!
>>139615128
I like it - it even sounds like a legit VN scenario.
>Good end: you save your money, buy your beloved from the museum and live happily ever after.
This aspect in particular would spawn a number of interesting game mechanics and mini-games as you tried to earn the money for your beloved.
Speaking of VN's, here's one I got from a previous thread:
>MC just graduated from highschool but his parents won't pay university fees for him because of his interest in tanks. He gets a job at Tank Club and the story revolves around him trying to get a girlfriend so he can prove to his parents that you can like tanks and not be gay. the problem is that everyone on the ship thinks he's a flaming homosexual.
Now the additional thing I'd add, is a Homosexual path or two, to make things interesting.
>>139615128
>>139615281
It's great, but the writing need to be pretty good to fully display how batshit insane the protag is and make it funny.
>>139615396
>how batshit insane the protag is and make it funny.
We're talking fun on /ak/ levels of autism here, right?
>>139615462
Yes. Like he meets a group of hot schoolgirls riding a tank and then he just starts talking to the tank.
>>139615887
Sounds about right.
>>139615462
There need to be a point where MC starts having heated arguments with inanimate objects.
The Matilda bullies the Panzer III for his weak gun and MC comes to defend Panzer IIIs honor. Things turn south and a fight breaks out. MC believes he's fighting someone but he's actually just punching the armor plate until his knuckles bleed.
>>139616234
Would he really try to punch tanks if he perceives them as persons, even as girls?
>>139616424
Matildas nickname is "queen of the desert". She's one tough cunt with an amazing chest.
>When they see your dick
>>139616892
What's Anzu so happy about?
>>139616971
Just the right size for her size
>>139617036
Then this situation isn't so bad.
>Dafuq is Katyusha holding?!?!??
>>139616971
She's thinking about what that giant BBC will do to 2 others (they're crying because they're scared but have to follow the president's orders).
>>139617392
More like she's thinking of all the dried sweet potato royalties she'll get after selling them to the dick
>>139617476
I love you, man. I came up with it, but you made it perfect.
>>139617302
communism
>>139617302
Melted chocolate that she tried to make for Valentine's.
>>139618445
Speaking of which, are there any pics of the GuP girls giving boxes of chocolate?
>>139618489
>>139618489
>>139613493
Seriously, why are there all these GuP threads running 24/7? Sometimes I see 2 or 3 up at the same time. The movie wont be out for 2 months even.
>>139618767
There'd better not be hair in my chocolate you dumb cunt.
>>139618905
>Implying that Yukari has hair.
>>139618834
>The movie wont be out for 2 months even.
That's exactly why they're up
>>139618905
Who needs chocolate when you've got scale models?
>>139618489
>>139619042
Sometimes, the price is too high.
>>139619297
She liked it and was asking for it
>>139619297
>>139619385
>Rape type
Every time
Boko-bear print on the butt.
>>139619855
I wouldn't want to meet "her" at night in an alley...
>Walk in
>See this
What do?
>>139619855
Would drink tea and cuddle with.
>>139620151
Hilde, hol die Flinte! Die Russen sind wieder da!
>>139620151
Return to Nonna
>>139620151
Well, she's not doing some weird bullshit like holding condoms in her mouth. I guess we can have some tea with sweets together.
>>139619217
Why did the anime skip her completely?
>>139620571
>He hasn't seen the OVAs
>>139620646
I've actually watched 6 from this ak release torrent, am I missing something?
>>139620758
The anzio OVA
>>139620787
Fuck, well glad I have something new to watch now.
>>139621010
I wonder, how the hell did you not know about the Anzio OVA until just now?
>>139621010
If you're getting it off /ak/'s site, you may get audio issues. If that happens, download it from somewhere else.
Season 2 this summer!
>>139621123
Not going into details but this week I had a bunch of free time and downloaded a bunch of stuff to watch, amongst them the GUP BD rips since I wanted to re-watch it again. Fuck I love fluffy hair.
>Walk in
>See this
>You are ordered to rub, lick and suck on her feet.
What do?
>>139621948
rub, lick and suck ofc
I identify as a Panther, the best medium tank of WW2.
Pepperoni is cute! CUTE!
>>139622237
>identify
The world doesn't care how you "identify". You will stay as a tank you were born.
>>139622237
>best medium tank of WWII
>>139622363
But no one ever heard of the Ram!
>>139622237
>best medium tank of WW2.
Nope.
>>139623524
Now THAT is what Panzermadels should have been
I have a confession
I enjoy paper tanks
>>139619855
get in the car looser! We're going Kigging!
Anyone here read Marine Corps Yumi? I found it on Bato a few days ago and kinda liked it. Anyone else know anything about the series?
>>139624715
Sadly the author passed away from cancer earlier this year. No clue on further translations
>>139624715
God rest her soul
>>139623524
Are there any more tanks in that style /a/non?
>>139624804
>>139625091
god damnit. I hope her last days were at least peaceful.
>>139625587
She posted the last update for the manga like a couple of days before her death. Kept working until the end.
>>139620571
At the time it was part of the joke about Italy. Until Anchovy became popular enough to give her an OVA.
>>139626481
I want her to give me a hairjob
Slow night.
>>139626481
>Hair combed back, exposing forehead
I absolutely love that hairstyle.
>>139627257
>those ridiculously huge eyes
>>139627257
Isn't this a blue board?
>>139627278
Let's make it faster
>>139628099
Rosebutt best butt
>>139628274
>>139628346
This is a salty fish
>>139629014
I'm not sure if she's salty enough. Better taste her.
>>139629030
I think you are correct good sire, for I have found that very rarely can a thing be too salty.
>>139629093
What is the best place to lick the fish to determine its saltiness?
All this lewd, when we could be talking about tanks. What's wrong with you people?
>>139629692
Probably best to start with the mouth and work your way down from there
>>139629692
>>139629747
Just because you can doesn't mean you should tovarisch
>>139630201
Sorry, i can't hear you over the roar and clatter of german steel.
>>139630256
The clattering of exploding gearboxes does probably get loud
>>139630256
And I can't hear you over Anchovy's muffled moaning
>>139630388
>muffled
What are you scared of anon?
>>139614329
>Cat Shit One
Hmm...
I wonder...
>>139630348
I'll fite you m8 swear on me mum
>>139630388
That's fine, i have Erika and Maho.
>>139631230
I'll f8 you too, m8
>>139631271
Fighting?
Where? Can we swim and do it?
>Hope you don´t get seasick.
>>139631239
>>139631271
Will you fight me?!
>>139631471
Sea is fine. Hope you like marines.
>>139631482
I won't, but my legion of cute girls with guns will.
>>139631621
Welp, I guess I've already lost
>>139630720
>>139632009
What does AFV stand for?
>>139632228
Armored fighting vehicle
>>139632228Anal Fisting Variety
>enter bedroom
>see this
Next course of action, after wondering why your bedroom is gone and leads to the outdoors?
>>139633836
When did I even left it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykCpNq5_uOg
>>139634938
For instance, I cannot resist the urge to peel off Mako's panties and stick my tongue in.
Fucking invincible.
![[HorribleSubs] Fushigi na Somera-chan - 06 [720p].mkv_snapshot_01.23_[2016.04.02_22.27.07].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7lrUMsB.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Fushigi na Somera-chan - 06 [720p].mkv_snapshot_01.23_[2016.04.02_22.27.07].jpg")
>>139638281
>>139623648
But isn't that just Kantai Collection except with tanks then?
>>139630256
Pls no bully the Panther. She's a good girl. Only doing her best.
>>139638386
Hime is battlesexual, not homosexual.
>>139634470
Why is that tank missing its tracks?
>>139637200
Now there's some lovely girls.
>>139638734
BT-7 don't need tracks. The front terrain wheels can even turn like a normal car.
It would appear that the BD is being released on a Friday, but I work all day on Saturdays. If the subs were available on the Sunday that would be ideal, but even then I think that's wishful thinking.
Is /ak/ only planning on subbing if nobody else does?
>>139638786
So the road wheels are powered?
>>139618834
Because people rather have shit threads instead of waiting until scanlation activity happens. It's pretty sad when these threads are getting worse than KanColle threads considering we have the same autistic spammers equivalent to kagashitter.
>>139621196
The first version is in the mega too.
>>139638281
>master1200
Sampleshitters never learn.
It's passed 1.8 billion now. 95 million to go for K-On which it looks like it will reach then another 108 million for Rebellion after that. Love Live is out of reach though at least I think. GuP legitimately could top K-On in 10 more days and Rebellion in as little as 20. It still seems to consistently be adding 100 million every 10 days or so.
>>139638813
You decide if the engine transfers power to the drive wheel or the rear road wheel by changing the hub on the rear road wheel.
I think the Christie tanks before the BT-7 had huge bicycle chains instead.
>>139639437
>GuP legitimately could top K-On in 10 more days and Rebellion in as little as 20
That is a serious achievement for the franchise. Was this sort of performance expected from the movie?
>>139639970
Nice. Thanks for the info, anon.
Thread's dying; Post tanks that never saw battle.
>>139640885
This was a shit, but at least it contributed to the development of the M3.
>>139640885
>what do the allies need this late in the war?
>a heavy tank that can go toe to toe with a Tiger
>fair enough
>just make sure only to use french components because muh pride
>oh....
It wasn't even ready by the end of the war anyway.
Still, I love the look of it.
>>139640885
Probably the most advanced tank the Japanese built during WW2.
Hardly any pictures of it exist though.
The opening credits, they lied to me! ;_;
>>139641896
The cat represents the viewer - somehow.
>there's an anime film festival near my city soon
>they'll be showing GuP movie
>mfw
Life is good, lads
>>139642235
Lucky bastard.
I don't think there's been an anime film festival in the history of my country. Even if there was, I doubt I would go. At the same time though, the opportunity to hear the glorious tank sounds from a cinema sound system might be too good to pass up.
>>139642235
Would you be kind enough to tell us which city is that?
There might be other anon nearby who hasn't known yet
>>139642736
What's having sex with those two would be like?
>>139642979
You'd be sitting in the corner masturbating because they'd be too busy with each other.
>>139643037
Fair enough.
I want to be crushed by Anzu!
>>139641165
How well it could go against Tiger (or even Panther).
(I don't consider stuff what I seen in WoT as any idication about performance so I don't anything about )
>>139642858
Doubt it. I live in a certain small country in Eastern Yurop.
[/spoiler]it's Tallinn if you really want to know
>>139643915
Please get rid of your fucking soviet nuclear reactor!
I'm sick of my government giving you assholes free money to not cause another Chernobyl.
>>139644164
What that has to do with you? That's not your money.
>>139644237
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taxation_in_Sweden
I know we have other leeches and parasites but you're not helping by holding Northern Europe hostage with your shit infrasructure.
>>139643915
Bravo Estonia
Who has pictures of the short-haired girl who uses the firefly (I think) during the Saunders battle?
>>139643670
>How well it could go against Tiger (or even Panther).
Poorly. The gun was the best thing about it. The suspension was archaic, it was woefully underpowered, and the transmission design meant it overheated so much that the extensive cooling system had to be overlayed on top of the armor behind the turret. The armor was placement was also a bit odd.Incidentally I own one of these in WoT. It's not a terrible tank in-game, but not great either. I just haven't sold it because I need a French tank in my garage and everything else in the French tech tree is shite beyond Tier V.
>>139645825
This one?
>>139645825
Naomi?
>>139644530
Hey, are you Swede-anon from yesterday's thread? How are the gypsies?
>>139643915
Huh, I had no idea Estonia had an anime community large enough to sustain an anime film festival.
>>139613718
Good song. Would kill yanks whilst this plays.
>>139639437
No way it will pass 2 billion. The theater run ends end of month. There is no indication of another extension. Plus BD is out in May. It may surpass K-ON, but no way it will pass Madoka.
>>139646499
Geez man, what did they ever do to make you so upset? Go outside and kill immigrants instead.
>>139646634
Good point. I will kill Pakis and niggers first.
Miho is saying something about Shiho here and comparing her to the reproductive habits of the female anglerfish.
But what exactly is she saying?
>>139646786
She's being a cheeky cunt
>>139646292
They're referring to the silver haired bulldyke
>>139643670
The ARL-44 was a failure. To the Frenchies' dismay, I should add, since they tried to get their own industry to produce an indigenous tank in order not to use Burger materiel and they were forced to use Pattons.
The real saving grace of the ARL-44 is that, along with the AMX-50, it kept the French R&D going and they eventually designed the AMX-30. (Which is an amazing story all by itself, but ultimately a pretty good MBT.)
>>139647102
>in order not to use Burger materiel
They refused to use German tech either, which was funny because when the ARL-44 was delayed they had to use Panthers in their stead.
>>139646786
Your humble (humble is wrtitten on the angler) Nishizumi Miho's anglerfish corner.
The shape of a male football fish (any fish of family Himantolophidae) is fairly unknown compared to the female.
Furthermore, it parasitizes on a female and carries only the role of breeding. It's leads an existence of being and non-being, dissolved in shadows.
The same as a typical husband, right?
>>139647271
Wait - why would that piss off Shiho?
>>139647320
Cause she's a strong independent German woman who don't need no man
>>139647320
Why do you think she's pissed off? Maybe it's her ususal non-expression. The picture isn't even makes it clear she heard Miho, who's speaking to the side.
>>139646786
Anglerfish mating starts when the male latches on to the female and dies.
It rots away until only the testicles remain and the female uses the testicles to fertilize her eggs at her leisure.
Basically, Shiho has ballsacks stapled to her body.
>>139646397
I don't want to make a habit out of complaining about my country on an anime imageboard.
>>139640885
>>139639437
Just to make this info clear: Girls und Panzer der Film grossed ¥1,805,276,384 from 1,096,617 attendees as of April 4, 2016.
http://girls-und-panzer.at.webry.info/201604/article_2.html
>>139647541
>I don't want to make a habit out of complaining about my country on an anime imageboard.
But your tales of gypsies and immigrants warm my heart.
>>139647541
>Basically, Shiho has ballsacks stapled to her body.
Yeah, that doesn't surprise in the slightest.
>>139647393
But what Miho said correlates with that, so why is she angry?
>>139647401
She looks pissed off to me, anon. Also, her presence has to be relevant to the comic.
>>139647648
Have you ever met a german? They are all either drunk or angry.
>>139647677
Not him, but I lived in Germany for a year and they were all pretty cool
>>139647677
I think you took too much away from GuP's portrayal of foreign cultures as hilarious stereotypes.
>>139647271
Never thought about it, but it's true, their symbol is actually girl ankou, not Mr. Ankou.
>>139646397
Yes, that's the one.
I really like Naomi.
>>139648738
Is this a reference to the delays?
What's the best tank when you gotta go fast?
>>139648890
Hey, if you guys are not apart of the (newly resurrected) /ak/ steam group, join up. I'll be posting announcements about upcoming show streams and new /ak/ chapters starting this weekend.
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/akcompany
Plus, you can actually meet and greet anons who might play games that you do...Because come on, I seriously doubt any of you have never had the thought of having a hundred semi-friendly neckbeards flying in formation while being shot down by AAA and enemy fighters.
>>139649824
>steam
Well, jokes about Gabe Newell RPG maker games aside, I'm from a wrong country, so can't expect anyone to be friendly (and ping would be too high anyways).
>>139649824
I was referring to the production delays in the actual anime that stalled it for 3 months, not translation delays. I feel no entitlement to speedy free translations.
>>139649824
Eh, don't have a rig anymore so there's no point.
>>139649961
It's alright, if not for the games, at least for the chat. I'll keep it open as much as possible if people have questions or comments they would like to voice.
>>139650083
Sorry, I clicked on your post on accident.
But yeah, I think it's going on about the whole Shirobako/GuP story.Of which I'm really the only one there...
>>139649689
Aside from the obvious answer, CV90 is fast even on bad terrain But drifting in a Bulldog would be fucking sweet.
>>139650150
Holy shit, I can not process words today.
The spoiler was for the first response, not the second.I need coffee.
>>139650275
The Bulldog is a sexy light tank.
Who's the best Hippo?
>>139650417
No competition.
>>139650417
Best for marriage: Saemonza
Best for one night stands: Caesar
Best for friends with benefits: Erwin
Best for cuddling: Oryou
I want to plunge into Katyusha's fertile depths.
>>139650413
It is.
>>139650884
Prepubescent != fertile
S2 soon.
>>139650413
What purpose do the cuts on the gun mantle serve?
They're the only things I don't like about this sexy beast.
>>139651026
I can assure you Katyusha is capable of bearing a child.
>>139651164
Maybe obstruct the driver hatch when trying to get out of the tank?
Was the Yukari's Tank Corner that came with the Anzio OVA ever translated?
I was just looking over the /ak/ batch release on nyaa (the one with the awful audio quality for the Anzio OVA) and it was still untranslated at that point.
>>139651633
If that's the case (which it may well be), the designers went for symmetry because there's no hatch on the right.
>>139651633
Then why is there one on the side that doesn't have a hatch underneath?
>>139652026
Balance?
Oryou smells!
>>139652140
And it's good.
>#8 Monogatari excellence
>#9 Some gooksluts gooking it out
>#10 GuPshit
Aren't you embarassed getting your face beaten by surgery? I pity the GuPnik who can't handle the truth.
>>139652379
What the hell's a monogatari? Is that some sort of single stringed Japanese guitar?
>>139652379
(You)
>>139652379
>he remembered GuPnik
"That's a lot of boys in your contacts there, Maho."
>>139646786
>>139647271
Sorry for being late, but Tsuneo（常夫）is the name of Shiho's (late?) husband. So Maho was referring to her dad, as someone who is similar to a male angler fish, being of no other use than for mating and then barely making a presence in the family.
The source is from this official residence registry for Miho sold by the Oarai city hall (the real one).
>>139652903
He's like a retarded child of a co-worker who sometimes comes to the office and even though he sometimes makes a mess and curse loudly, you know he's sick and he's having so much fun you just can't be angry at him.
>>139653113
Thanks for clarification. Can't read Japanese names at all.
>>139653113
Is Tsuneo living the dream?
>>139653271
Yeah, them Japanese names. Even the Japanese themselves cannot tell how to pronounce most of the rare ones.
Anime helped me a lot.
>>139653392Tsuneo is deaaaaadAt least I wish he is.
>>139653614
He's dead and Shiho's wearing his nuts around her neck.
>>139653028
How much fan post does Maho get every day?
>>139652379
>>139654041
A lot. Maybe less now that Kuromorimine lost to Ooarai, although her being the last girl standing in the movie might get that back up again.
N.T.R! N.T.R!
>>139654612
O.T.P! O.T.P!
>>139649824
Also help me write my faggot fanfiction.
>>139655192
What? Which /ak/ series has enough male characters to make fanfiction about faggots?
>>139649824
I haven't played WT since open GF But I might have some fun bitching about Russian bias with you guys.
>>139655454
Obviously, it's about the translators.
>>139655192
Depends, is there actual substance or is it just shitty "Muh waifu x self-insert lovefest"?
>>139655477
It's improved, but also regressed, if you know what I'm saying.
I've barely touched it, but I wouldn't mind getting together an IL-2 game going with people, if they were willing...
>>139655454
Yukikaze
Hod did Fukuda call Taeko?
>>139657581
Booty-chan.
http://ch.nicovideo.jp/animedia/blomaga/ar1003235
