> be me, fairly well off young man
> nice house, good family and friends
> try to be a good guy, help everyone with everything
> working late at night to maintain electronics, finally finished
> hear commotion, go to investigate as any good citizen would
> turns out to be some sort of fight with crazy-ass superpowers and shit
> get noticed by this spear-wielding blue-haired guy
> run for my life
> he's too fuckin' fast, gives Sonic a run for my money
> corners me, raises spear to prepare the death blow
> this is the end
> man yells, "GAY BULGE!"
> mfw I'm penetrated by a man for the first time
You're not funny.
No one thinks you're funny.
>>139573826
You sound like a faggot.
10/10
Fate a shit tho
>>139573888
Your mother ever loved you.
>>139573888
>>139573900
Nice Trips
>>139573901
But seriously, stay mad FateFags this was pretty funny.
>>139573826
>Lol so random
Not /a/
>But I made a joke joke about a show
Still not /a/
>>139573826
>good family and friends
His closest female friend is a crazy worm slut, his other close friend is a literal rapist, and his closest friend is going to become a dumb monk. His father was a manchild who killed people, and his sister/mother is 25 and has yet to find a husband or boyfriend. I don't see how that is any good.
Would you be okay with Type-Moon abandoning all of their other projects for more Fate over the next ten years?
>>139575835
Sure, I really don't give a shit about anything else they've made.
>>139573826
>Lancer
>wasting a "GAY BULGE" on a literally who?
You fucked up.
>>139577834
Eh, memory was fuzzy on the beginning events of F/SN. It was mostly there to make the last line work.
>>139573826
>hoo boy, that Encyclopedia Dramatica thing sure is funny!
>4chan is such a cool and interesting place!
>I wonder if they would appreciate a good ol' fashioned greentext with no subtlety, punchline, or tolerable humor to speak of!
My Original Poster Can't Be This Autistic
>>139573826
Where's the like button?
tOp kek
fatetards
>>139578133
I thought this was the /a/utism board, though?
>>139578260
If your name is Zach, please die
If your name is not Zach, please die in a way that does not inconvenience those around you
>>139575835
So doing the same thing they've did for the last 10 years?
I know what's right. What I've protected until now, and what I want to protect right now. I know which choice is correct, and which is wrong. With that in mind, I...
1. Persist on becoming a hero of justice. The man who turned away from the Einzberns for something he believed was right. I've chosen the same path.
2. I just want to protect Sakura, that's all.
https://strawpoll.me/7273838
>>139578670
>this many Sakurafags polluting our board
>>139578670
Hero of justice, obviously.
>>139573826
>mfw I'm penetrated by a man for the first time
Kerry was his first when he jammed Avalon in his ass.
>>139578670
>no "protect Illya" option
Reported.
>>139578177
There is nothing wrong with that line.
I finished Fate last night.
It was okay I guess, I hope the VN version of UBW is even better.
>>139579301
>watching the anime before reading the VN
Mongrel
>>139579457
I started the novel in late 2013 but never really got around to finishing it.
I'm sorry senpai-gata.
>>139579512
>>139579512
Described my experience with visual novel games
>>139579271
At least it's not
"People die when they are killed"
>>139579592
Good thing that line made sense in context, too.
>>139579556
I also have Chaos;Head left on the second chapter from around the same time.
>>139578670
>no "Protect Illya"
Shit list m8
>>139579592
>>139579730
I wonder how a professional would handle the localization
>>139579776
Depends on the "professional".
Look at what the "pros" at CR came up with in UBW 2014.
>>139579827
>>139579776
There's nothing wrong with either line if you're not a blubbering retard.
>>139579980
> if you're not a blubbering retard.
You're talking to a user from /a/, who can't understand a thing unless it's flat out stated. Inferences and conjectures are beyond them.
>>139575835
>Would you be okay with Type-Moon abandoning all of their other projects for more Fate over the next ten years?
Cancerous sentiments like these are the reason why Type-Moon is just drowning themselves in constant Fateshit. Enjoy your constant flood of secondaries every time there's an adaptation of Fateshit.
>>139579980
>There's nothing wrong with either line if you're a blubbering retard.
Fixed that for you senpai.
>>139573826
Thanks for your blog. How do I subscribe?
>>139580141
>can't understand a thing unless it's flat out stated
>People die when they're killed
There was nothing to infer in that scene though. In fact it flat out showcases how Shirou was a loon all along which heavily comes into play with how UBW confronts this and how HF breaks it down altogether.
>>139580693
>In fact it flat out showcases how Shirou was a loon all along
What? How does Shirou stating he's been evading death because of avalon showcasing that he's insane?
