Good bye.
>>139523398
There's supposed to be a downside here?
>>139523398
>implying I wouldn't enjoy being 2D
>>139523514
>>139523557
Think about your family and loved ones.
>>139523514
>>139523557
>wanting your entire life ruled by an author.
>>139523591
who?
>>139523606
>>139523591
All to satisfy my most beloved.
>>139523398
That's two positives.
>>139523398
But what if I marry Kaoru from Danna? Am I basically cucking someone?
>>139523591
What are you talking about?
>>139523591
When I transfer over to the 2D world, they won't even know I ever existed.
>>139523591
>Think about your family and loved ones.
Anon...
>>139523591
I have no family and no loved ones. In fact, I think disappearing would make several people's lives better by now.
>>139523591
I can't believe this isn't (you) fishing
>>139523606
Just because you no longer have a portal to that world doesn't mean it simply stops existing at the end of the last episode.
>>139523971
>stuck in the world
Goodbye anon.
>>139523398
>>139523591
I can't.
>>139523591
WhereDoYouThinkWeAre.jpg
![Neon Genesis Evangelion - 04 - Hedgehog's Dilemma - 720p HEVC [1825119C].mkv_snapshot_05.36.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9FX4j8b.jpg "Neon Genesis Evangelion - 04 - Hedgehog's Dilemma - 720p HEVC [1825119C].mkv_snapshot_05.36.jpg")
>>139523591
I don't like them.
>>139523398
Post some with actual downsides
>>139523591
I try not to.
>>139523591
Literally Who?
The only person i cared about betrayed me and everyone else
I'm her handsome customer
>>139523591
Who cares what they think if they can't make me happy?
But what if the anime's Attack On Titan?
>>139523398
Will she love me though?
Like I could go marry my waifu but I could easily imagine her being sort of aloof and work centric as she eventually forgets about me
Pic related, my waifu
>>139523398
still not seeing a downside here
>>139523591
normies get out
>>139524361
You are married and according to /pol/ this means if you do anything wrong the courts will take her side and she will get every asset you have, all your money, your house and your children (if you even get to fug your waifu) rendering you useless and incompetent to society and will be ostracized and then find the anime equivalent of 4chan and your life continues and nothing will change.
>>139524757
>anime 4chan
>everyone posts about superior 1D girls
>>139524465
I-I care about you, Anon-kun.
>>139524636
>sticking with such a normalfagbait series long enough to have a waifu from it
>>139524807
>YOUR'RE WAIFU ISN'T REAL SHE IS A LINE
>>139523591
>loved ones
Where do you think you are?
>family
They probably would be happy that I or any anons would actually leave the houseAlso is this a night time /a/ thread?
>>139524844
Motherless fuck, 1 dimensional waifu is a glorious dot without occupying space
>>139523591
I'm a burden and a failure ;_; Their life would be better off with me gone.
>>139523398
>You're stuck in the character's world
All upside.
>>139523591
This was the must hurtful thing you could say to /a/ anon.
>>139524757
>according to /pol/
That's like listening to advice from /b/.
Literally why would you ever do that?
>>139523398
>can
>not will
Disappointment awaits for many anons.
The whole point about those buttons is they're supposed to have downsides
>>139524757
>You are married and according to /pol/ this means if you do anything wrong the courts will take her side
But that only applies in the 3D world anon. 2d women are always kind and will never betray you.
>>139523591
>implying I won't beg them to press the button with me
step up your game anon
but anon
we are anime to quadrimensional beings
I want to marry an undine!
>>139523591
(君)
>>139525375
This post let me understand the fear of death for the first time.
>>139525472
2 are taken and one is dead.
Say what you want but I think life for some people can be much more dramatic than any anime arround. as someone with a poor background, raised in a poor neihgborhood, i've met countless people whose each individual story could be turned into a masterpiece anime at least, if not a blockbusting holywood drama movie. if you turn anything into 2d with a proper animation, camera, photograph director, etc, anything can be dramatic. think of any anime that takes place in real life. hibike, for example, is simply the story of a higschool band competing on a national music competition. yet people regard it as a masterpiece of recent anime. so thats what i think about living in an anime world. we're already living in it, except for the fact that visual animation looks shit in this world, and the show lasts, instead of 12 * 22 minutes, it is 70 years long on average.
so yeah, i'd press that button.
I want to pilot gundam!
>>139523398
>my waifu lives in an edgefuck world
>she is already dead in said world
>even if she wasnt dead, she has a husbando
I sometimes wonder of i should divorce my waifu.
>>139523591
>>139524712
>normie
Fuck off /r9k/.
>>139523591
>family
>loved ones
Why would I care when I could get a new family and loved ones and a waifu AND benefit from being glorious 2D?
>>139523591
Trust me, they'd be pretty happy about it as well.
>>139525837
Were you not invited to the secret meeting? We decided to adopt the word normie.
>>139524871
>They probably would be happy that I or any anons would actually leave the house
Mine probably wouldn't even notice for weeks.
>Also is this a night time /a/ thread?Yes
>>139523591
I'd miss my dad but I think his life would genuinely be better without me.
>>139526008That's actually pretty shit, living the NEET life without parent's help would be hell.
>>139526519I'm more hikki than NEET. I do freelance programming to fund my life, and I live in an area where housing is very inexpensive.
>>139523591
What loved ones?
>>139523514
The anime is a NTR hentai, you're the cuckold
>>139526703Sounds way better than being a hikki NEET.
>>139524914
No, that would be a 0d waifu.
3d = Length along 3 Axis i.e. cube
2d = Length along 2 Axis i.e. square
1d = Length along 1 Axis i.e. line
A point has no length, width or depth so it has no value along any axis. 0 Axis means 0d.
>>139524636
Have fun.
>>139525122
Underrated post.
>>139523591
Tough call, I do love my brother.
>>139527511
Your brother doesn't love you.
>>139527534
Yeah but I love him though.
Come on, /a/. Certainly at the very least your parents love you and that's why you're still alive, right?
>>139527742
They probably used to. I'd be surprised if they still do.
>>139523591
Only family I'd be thinking about is my future 2D one
>>139523591
Here is a question for anon:
What do you think will happen when you die?
>>139523923
But I love you anon!
>>139523591
But what about my new 2D family and 2D loved ones?
>>139523591
He's right! DIVE MOTHERFUCKERS! WE'RE GOING ALL THE WAY! PUNCH THAT BUTTON!
>>139528592I don't
>>139528551
Gensokyo.
>>139528551
My neighbors will start feeling a foul, putrid smell a few days later.
>>139528823
>feeling a smell
>>139528762
Which 2hu will I become?
>>139529015
Ever been near a week old dead body?
Trust me, that's a smell you feel.
>>139523591
Youre right,not gonna do it ;_;
Technically it would be best to get some powerful character from the machine like Sailor Moon.
All problems solved
>>139528762
>>139529120
>>139528551
Don't you think that being alive right now is incredibly odd?
I mean, you are here, right now, in this place. Why? You might as well have been anywhere else, any other person, or any other sentient being of any kind, in this universe or another.
It makes me wonder. How far do the realms of experience reach?
>>139525095
it's not only /pol/ kiddo.it's 8/pol/ too
Alright, how about this:
YOU WILL BECOME AN ANIME CHARACTER
but
YOUR WAIFU WILL BECOME REAL IN YOUR PLACE
Would you sacrifice yourself for the good of other anons?
>>139529389
This makes me think sometimes about the possibility of being "reborn" as another living being, without my current memories but still maintaining my "me-ness"
>>139529408>ggchan
Well duh
>>139529389
The planet's population is the largest it has ever been, your chances of being sentient are the highest at exactly this moment.
Besides, if you weren't sentient you'd never know that you were. Weak anthropic principles just demolish those kinds of existential crises.
>>139529518
What do you mean by "me-ness"?
>>139529503
Why would I want to do something so awful to my waifu?
>>139529568
The "thing" that differentiates my consciousness from yours.
>>139529518
Did someone close to you die recently or something? Every time someone I know dies, someone close to them always starts talking a lot about afterlife or reincarnation and whatnot.
>>139529503
What happens if you don't have a waifu?
>>139529706
Well, I think that "thing" is in fact our memories.
>>139523398
I'd do it after my parents died probably, my mom and dad wouldn't be able to handle the shock of my death. I can't be selfish like that.
>>139530019
Have fun staying in this shitty 3D world until you're over 50
>>139529805
Not really. I had a dream where I suicided though. Felt nice, except for the waking up part.
>>139529900
What would happen if you lost all your memories? Would you still be experiencing the world with your own consciousness?
>>139530019
not likely my dad has heart disease type 2 diabetes high blood pressure high cholesterol etc..
my mom is neurotic, suffers from severe insomnia and can almost literally worry herself to death.
>>139529556
What I mean is that I find existence to be very strange when put up against an infinity of being unborn and an infinity of being dead. It doesn't makes sense.
>>139530128
>my mom is neurotic, suffers from severe insomnia and can almost literally worry herself to death
Isn't that every mom?
What about:
YOU'RE WAIFU BECOMES REAL
but
IT'S BECAUSE YOU BECOME HER, LOOKS AND PERSONALITY, AND YOU ONLY REMEMBER VAGUELY WHO YOU USE TO BEAlso you are madly in love with some anon
>>139530090
It is difficult to explain. I don't think there is such a thing as "your own consciousness". Have you ever heard the parable of the dreamer?
>>139530181
Nope, i am not talking about your garden variety neurosis or insomnia. I am talking about going without sleep for up to a week... because i was on a school trip and she was afraid i would get eaten by a shark or something. I have to call her everyday or she can't sleep that day.
>>139530141
I see it like this: the universe rolled an infinite-sided dice, and it yielded result X. Result X lead to the universe as we know it. Result X had an infinitely small chance of occurring, yet it happened, because the dice eventually had to yield a side.
>>139523591
what ?
>>139530184
Why would I ever say no?
>>139530228
>parable of the dreamer
No. And I find it interesting that you don't think there's such a thing as "your own consciousness". You're born with a set package of genes that determine how your nervous system will develop. Even if you're born with the genes of an ant, you'll still develop a nervous system complex enough to give you the ability to perceive the world.
>>139523591
>Normalfag tries to reason with anon
You totally convinced me normalfag. gb2leddit
>>139530141
It makes sense if you think of your conscious perception as just a complex bodily function dependent on your senses and molded by how you associate things and concepts to symbols i.e. your language in the broad sense.
>>139530398
You are misunderstanding, I am not a solipsist. If your memories disappear, you might as well be somebody else, is what I am saying. Therefore it does not make sense to speak of "your" consciousness. It is just consciousness.
The dreamer is a man with the power to have any dream, no matter how fantastical or crazy, for any length of time desired. What would you do with such a power?
thanks for forcing me to google image search OP
I just wanna be a fluffy tailed kitsune guy with a big fluffy tailed kitsune waifu in a simple world that turns to absolute shit when I'm in my later years so I can tell all the hotblooded young kids to deal with it while I fuck my thousand year old wrinkled waifu
>>139525375
Who the fuck wrote this edgy, pseudo-intellectual piece of grimderp shit?
>>139523398
>>139525375
THREE
TWO
ONE
KILL SHOT
If I join Utena world, I'll have to live with the girl, who is fucking with her brother.
>>139530612
>If your memories disappear, you might as well be somebody else
This makes me wonder if Alzheimer patients with conserved frontal lobe (meaning intact judgement, personality, emotions, etc) begin perceiving the world as different people, because if that were the case, they'd indeed have been "reborn".
>dreamer
Probably just rest in pieces. I'm tired of happiness being such a transitory state, and sadness being such a permament state. If I start thinking of dreams where I solve my problems or accomplish what I want, I'll be happy for a moment, but my ambitions wouldn't let me rest. Where did you read about this parable?
>>139523591
（笑）
>>139523591
But my loved one lives in the 2D world...
>>139523591
Triggered
>>139525375
imagine how shit the 4D world must be
>>139530612
Take a cartridge of Pokemon Red, delete the save file.
What is it now? Is it suddenly Pokemon Sun, no it's still Pokemon Red.
Erasing your save file/memories does not erase the program/personality.
You are not a new person or a new game unless some hacker fundamentally alters you.
>>139530992
I did not read about it, but rather, was told this story interactively by a friend.
There is another version that begins differently.
Suppose you were cast from this life and into a total void. You are then given the power to create any kind of universe you want, populated by any kind of characters in any kind of story, and you may assume any physical form you could possibly desire.
The first thing you would -presumably- do is to fulfill your dreams and go on adventures, no? Most people start off with this. It is always interesting to hear what people would do in this situation. And how they decide to take it to the next level.
>>139531400
But what if the cartridge is permanently destroyed and I went out to buy a new one?
>>139524712
18?
Yeah... I'd leave the real world for her.
And Buu Saga Videl... And even Bulma... And Vados.
Fuck I love DB girls.
>>139531513
If the cartridge is destroyed then you're dead.
If an employee A dies at your factory, you hire employee B. B is not exactly the same as A but they are similar enough to be unnoticeable. Most humans are disposable, now if The Mona Lisa were ripped to shreds or the international space station crashed into the sea you would not be able to buy a new one, you could make something similar but it would not be the same. Consequently, if the death of Elvis Presley, means the arts have lost an irreplaceable human, however other artists can fill the void left behind, even though they are not the same. As to your cartridge you can buy a new one but it will be slightly different from the old one, (serial number), however it will operate so smoothly that you won't notice the difference.
>>139532107
>implying the ship of theseus isn't a thing
come on /a/non this is philosophy 101
>>139532107
You could buy an entirely new game altogether, and it would be a totally different experience.
But it is an experience still.
Do you see my point?
>>139523591
>>139523398
how about half press it?
How do you NEETs even make money?
>>139531400
That's nice but humans don't have both RAM and ROM but just RAM.
>>139523606
Slaine is cute! CUTE!
>>139525375
>I am a waifu for a 4D being
Thanks /a/non! You just made my day!
>>139523591
family doesnt think of me so i dont think of them. simple
>>139532550
sorry to burst your bubble but theres an even possibility of 4Dfags deeming you worst grill
>>139523398
do VNs count if they have an animation to them?
>>139523398
screw nr!
>>139523398
soon
>>139523398
technicality or not, if the anime exists, do does the rest of the extensions.
>>139525375
But if 2D is not real then how can 3D be real if 4D is real
>>139523591
When normalfags marry, you are suppose to forget your original family and prioritize your current family.
That is why those senior citizen centers exist so normalfags can dump their parents there.
So leaving for a 2D universe and leaving everyone you know behind, on 3DPD Earth, ain't much different from what normalfags do in real life.
>>139533410
Anon, the omniverse would not be the omniverse if anything conceivable is impossible. Things are real separately at different places, in different dimensions at different times to prevent the whole thing from being a mess.
>>139523591
maybe my mom only, i don't care a bout the rest
>>139523591
Thanks for reminding me why im miserable as fuck you faggot
>Reddit: The Thread
Why is this shit still up?
>>139523591
>>139525375
Huh wow.
>>139523591
I'm pretty sure that for most of /a/, their loved ones are already waiting for them in the 2D world.
>>139526852Being an independent hikki/NEET is actually really wonderful if you're the kind of person who can appreciate it. Just takes some good money sense and luck to be able to manage it.
>>139530184
I would suck your dick anon
>>139523591
>>139523591
Half of the replies to this post are one pathetic samefag.
>>139536226
Aren't we all in the same situation
>>139524361
All happy until some fucktard make doujin about your waifu NTRing you
>>139524361
deciding which anime world you'd go to.
>>139523591
>>139523591
This. Who's to say you wouldn't end up being a failure in the anime world too? Nothing's gonna change.
>>139525022
>yfw you end up in Man-home instead of Neo Venezia
>>139523591
wwwwwww
>>139529389
I used to have this kind of question when I was a child.
>why am I me?
>why am I looking through from my body?
>why am I not looking at a 3rd perspective instead?
>what is the universe?
>what is outside the universe?
Questions like these used to scare me. Anime helped me cope with those problem a lot.
>>139523398
Whats the downside?
3DPD traps are shit anyway.
>>139536946
>tfw lost the new aristotles to Ayase-tan
Humanity is finally maturing
If she doesn't have one, can we choose Plastic Memories city or something?
>>139536226
>104 posters
There's no need to surf for face on an anonymous image board.
>>139523398
>not reading the fine print
It says you"CAN" marry you're waifu. Not that you will, there is no guarantee
>>139538791
Still better than the current 0% chance, wouldn't you say?
>>139528551
Nothing.
Most likely i feel it'll eithe rbe something like Quantum Suicide - so you don't actaully experince death OR something ala Jojo part 6
The Universe just repeats again and again and again endlessly
>>139523591
Don't be silly anon.
>>139523398
They have to love me unconditionally right?
Do I contract the anime disease where I have to be constantly retarded?
>>139523591
>4chan
>having loved ones
mmmmmmmmmahboi
>>139523591
>>139523591
>Think about your family and loved ones.
>>139523514
Anime do end.
So when it ends, you basically die.
>>139532258
Sleep snug, smug.
>>139525375
We already do live in 4 dimensions though you retard. Length, width, and height make up 3. Everything MUST exist at some point in time. Time IS the fourth dimension.
>>139523398
>Come to the 2D World
>Our watchword will beWhose eyes are those eyes
But, I refuse.
If I'm going to the 2D world, I'd rather go to the world of an Eroge, I'll leave Bazellad to you, Neidhardt.
>>139538531
Great choice annon! Everyone knows Mikus world is this world. You can still watch all your anime shows and be an anime character. You'd probably be famous for being anime in the real world and miku would become real as well, and by real I mean anime but in the real world! YEA BABY! YEAAaaa!
>>139523591
>>139542335
You guys could breed and create a whole anime race on earth.
Okay I think I have a better one.
Both you and your waifu will be put into a slice of life, normal life anime (no crazy shit, just SoL, unless your waifu causes/is crazy shit), but you won't remember how much you want her, and even though she would be chasing after your dick, you would be acting like the basic protagonist of a harem anime without the harem (Oblivious as fuck).
Would you take the chance that you could make it happen with your waifu?
>>139523398
>I just go full circle with my life in 2d land anyways
>>139542499
Present for annon!!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lITBGjNEp08
>>139529503
My life doesn't really have any purpose nor do I have any friends, so why not?
Y'ALL NIGGAS NEED JESUS
>>139531400
Personality depends on both experiences and genetics. You definetely wouldn't be the same person
>>139542830
Congratulations!
>>139529503
That's fucking monstrous
>>139529604
She is a cartoon character, not your waifu.
>>139543102
Fool! She lives in my heart with the power of the Force!
>>139543102
She is both
>>139523591
>>139543566
The hell is this from? Project x zone?
>>139544101
You know, I've been wondering the same thing, but Archer isn't in Project X zone
>>139524757
Not if my waifu lives in medieval europe
>>139523591
You are right, ill ask if I can take my dog
>>139523591
underrated post
>>139523591
Nice memes guys
>>139530019
This.
>>139523591
I don't have an image condescending enough for this so have another (You).
>>139542252
Why would that happen?
>>139523591
>>139523398
>Become 2D
>Marry my waifu, or failing that some other cute 2D girl
So what's the downside here?
>>139543566
You weren't here when we needed you.
>>139523591
>>139523591
Even better
>>139523591
(You)
>>139523591
Anyone who wouldn't press this button should immediately return to Leddit.
>>139523591
>Think about your family and loved ones.
Are they going to be watching me on the TV now?
If so, TFW I start throwing down references to members of my family by name at random points within my anime show.
>>139523591
>>139523398
>Not posting the site
http://www.willyoupressthebutton.com/
>>139549945
Who hasn't heard of this site by now?
>>139549788
who's that cutie?
>>139525787
shiki?
>>139549788
[s4s] memes are large and in charge :^)
>>139523591
Enjoy you're first day on forchin, after that all is a trainwreck
>>139550482
I'll show you what large and in charge.
>>139550755
what's large and in charge anon?
>>139523591
>>139550876
Oh, I'm sure you know.
>>139523398
I am literally going to marry AzusaCBA to find the image
But for real the K-On world would be great to live in
My job here is done
>>139523591
>Seeing all these anons having no love and some how brag about it.
>While myself having a loving family i would never replace.
Well this was a unexpected ego booster to say the least. Thanks /a/.
>>139523591
[Button pushing intensifies]
>>139551333
well...Sayonara!
>>139551943
Perfect.
>>139523591
But the character's world is still the real world. Just in 1999. They will still be alive, and my younger self would still technically live.
>>139536946
>why am I me?
>why am I looking through from my body?
>why am I not looking at a 3rd perspective instead?
Shit anon, I had those exact same thoughts when I was a kid as well. It confused the fuck out of me and no one had a clue what I was talking about if I asked about it.
>>139529389
t. Sartre & Camus
Existentialists pls go
>>139523728
That's not set in stone.
>>139523591
>>139523398
Hmmmmmmm....
Sounds very nice.
>>139523591
What the actual fuck who gives a shit
>>139530992
>>>139530612
>>If your memories disappear, you might as well be somebody else
>This makes me wonder if Alzheimer patients with conserved frontal lobe (meaning intact judgement, personality, emotions, etc) begin perceiving the world as different people
They do not. Your frontal lobe is what makes you behave like "you", so if that was undamaged it would still seem to be the same person.
Also, the frontal lobe isn't emotions. In fact, the frontal lobe is essentially turned off when you have a strong emotional response.
>>139523398
>turns animu
>gets arrested in animeland for marrying a kid
>>139523591
>>139551044
fucking furries
>>139523591
>>139523591
>Think about your family and loved ones.
>>139523591
>>139523591
replying
>>139554352
You called?
>>139554929
awaken my masters
>>139523591
Somebody cap this fucking shit.
>>139555573
So you can post it on r/4chan? Kill yourself.
>>139523591
>>139523591
If you don't think for yourself, who will?
>>139525787
Chelsea?
>>139550419
Lucy elfen lied
