What do you think of Asuka, /a/?
>>139508826
She is a best and my beloved waifu.
>>139508826
She is shit
>>139509219
That'd be your taste, actually.
>>139509245
read the op again
>>139509013
>>139509219
The rest of the thread will be unnecessary
>>139509245
>Tsundere
>Best
Please leave
EVA 02 has a really cool design
>>139508826
She's a bitch, but she's our bitch
that i love her
>>139508826
Deeply troubled and in serious need of counseling.
>>139508826
She need a dick in her bad
shes's a bitch but that's kind of the point so I guess they succeeded
Asuka Langley Soryu falls in love with Kaworu Nagisa.
Unable to confess, she is gifted with by a deus ex machina with Kaworu's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, she immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on her as well.
But, the next day, when she recounts the previous day's confessions to Kaworu, he only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, she finds out that the boy he called is not the same boy he fell in love with. In fact, he doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is Kaworu's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with Shinji's own AU self, who is perfectly aware of his crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, THIRD IMPACT ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the KIMOCHI WARUI.
>>139508826
The only time she was actually competent was in the movie
I guess that's the point though, if she was good at piloting her eva Shinji wouldn't have to do literally everything.
>>139510006
>competent in the movie
she jobbed it up hard
>>139508826
For the life of me I can never figure out why people like her outside the fact she is cute. I think Shinji is a better girl than Asuka.
>>139510006
>The only time she was actually competent was in the movie
>>139508826
She is the most rapeable character in anime history.
>>139508826
I prefer Rei, but Asuka is cuter
>>139510060
>getting stabbed by a surprise lance of longinus after taking down multiple mass-produced evas in under 5 minutes is jobbing
It must be too dificult to create a normie grill character with common irl issues, so deep~
>>139509981
>>139510139
I think it's cute how she's playful but since shinji and everyone is a killjoy it messes her up even more.
>>139508826
i wanna see what she looks like fully developed
i dont think sadamoto has ever drawn anything though
>>139509981
Not even Third Impact can stop Keit-ai from finding a way!
She sucks. Literally any other character is better.
>>139509981
Why Kaworu tho?
Plain Jane. Would not fuck.
>>139508826
Best girl
>>139509981Stop posting this because Keit-ai already found a way.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_rz1bluG_k
>>139509013
shit taste
She's shit.
>>139508826
The exact type of girl the warning "Do not stick your dick in crazy" is for.
Best girl of that show tho, Misato a close second.
>>139510852
Rei > Misato > Asuka
is the only real "best girl" ranking.
>>139510651
Best pair-up.
>>139509981
>mfw Eva has a canon alternate universe counterpart of Asuka Langley Soryu with Asuka Shikinami Langley
FINDS
>>139508826
I don't like her, but I still respect her. I think she's very important for the story, and that she's irreplacable.
>>139511026
no sense involved. Just some shipping shit.
>>139510936
I agree.
28 year old Saigado Asuka is best Asuka
>>139510651
Anon is a disgusting crackshipper.
>>139511026
End yourself now.
>>139508826
Annoying character
>baka
>baka baka
SHUT UP !
>>139509013
Good taste.
>>139510376
>after taking down multiple mass-produced evas
>they all came back to life
>>139510376
She was jobbing, the MP-EVA's rekt her.
I like her a lot but I prefer Rei just a percent more
>>139511638
>can't handle truth
>>139511026
Is this loss
>>139511663
which Rei?
>>139511301
WAY
>>139511638
First what?
Jobbing is when you fight an enemy and get defeated to show how powerful the enemy is.
Asuka gets raped by the MP-EVA's after giving it her all, it shows how superior the MP-EVA's are and leaves a strong impact.
>>139509981
>>139511786
Rei II? Original series
>>139508826
I can see why someone would like tsunderes, but she's only tsun, no dere. Her personality has been designed to be unlikably arrogant. Whereas for Rei she's introduced as vulnerable and in need of protection, triggering Shinji to get into the robot in the first place.
>>139511884
>accusing me of samefag
I'm not the other guy.
These are me:
>>139511840
>>139511524
>>139511884
>no retort, let's just call them a samefag
Asukafags are predictable.
>>139511892Dead
>>139508826
She is the most annoying character. Even Rei is better than her.
>>139511786
Rei is Rei, all of Rei.
>>139511960
Can't we just pretend
>>139511786
every rei
>>139511960
>>139511998
Rei II is fine.
Sure she died, but she was resurrected as Rei III, becoming even more best girl.
She's a bitch but I like it
Still not as good as best girl though...
>>139512166
Still only seeing one (you) in your post m8. Consider asking your parents to up your autism medication.
>>139512166
Don't you ever get tired of posting the same thing when you get rekt in an argument?
Can someone please fucking explain EVA to me. I have watched the entire series and movies twice now, and watched the EVA " explained" videos, but still can not grasp a few things.
Why are the Angels fighting humans? What do they accomplish by gaining control of the Earth? Do they ascend to that original race?
And is Rebuild really a time repeat or whatever. Because of the blood on the moon and Kaworu saying " This time I will save you" or is that just fan theory?
>>139512272
>asukafags in charge of not being retarded
You just can't stop them from being stupid. I just don't know what to do with the sorry faggots.
>>139512355
STILL only one (You). Go get help.
>>139508826
would take her clothes off while she is unconscious in a hospital and cum on her chest/10
Post more Asuka boobs
>>139512355
Nice damage control.
Tragic character and hiding it behind a mean attitude. I hated her when I watched NGE. Shikinami made me respect her a little more and I liked that.
Rei is my favorite.
>>139512163
Misato is nice.
>A pity there aren't enough /ss/ or groupsex doujins with her and all the children though.
>>139511026
Eva would be so much better if Asuka was the one who met Kaworu
>>139512343
Rebuild is non-canon garbage.
>Why are the Angels fighting humans?
Angels are mindless, dumb creatures following instinct. They aren't really fighting humans, they're trying to get into NERV and into Terminal Dogma.
If they were fighting humans, humans would be dead a long time ago.
>What do they accomplish by gaining control of the Earth? Do they ascend to that original race?
It's in their instinct to do so. To return to their "mother", Adam.
The humans are however planning to advance themselves into something super-human, this being SEELE's agenda.
Note: what is "super-human" is subjective and SEELE has their own definition which some may disagree with.
>>139511086
This thread.
>>139512408
>Shikinami
Shikinami isn't Asuka, she's a fanboy jerk-off toy.
>>139512383
>You just can't stop them from being stupid. I just don't know what to do with the sorry faggots.
The best thing to do with cellphonefag is click that special button, especially those spergy posts where he threatens to beat the shit out of people.
>>139512515
>implying you could get through my AT Field
>>139512623
>being scared of e-threats
Damn Reifags are hilarious.
>>139512623
If he's this autistic I bet he'll get it on with his own cell phone faggotry.
They should ban that guy's ip-range and give peace to Evangelion threads.
>>139512589
I think Shikinami is just a more mentaly balanced Asuka
>>139508826
she was put in her place in the remakes where she was completely left to die as Rei became main girl
>>139512572
>This reifag can't even tell Gnome from i3?!
Typical reifags
>>139512692
Then Shikinami isn't Asuka.
>>139512700
Looks like you haven't watched 3.33 yet.
>>139512683
>implying I wouldn't skin you alive
Guranteed replies faggots like you deserve something along the lines of scaphism.
>>139512690
He really makes you feel second hand embarrassment.
>>139512690
Don't project. It's unsightly.
>>139508826
I liked her better when she was still part of Shinji and Rei.
>>139512087
oh wow, so all those Genji sexual abused her in child form memories still remain intact?
>>139512797
Only makes me think Asuka fans have something in them, some gene that makes the predisposed to being stupid or to make poor choices.
>this Reifag having an obvious conversation with itself
I mean, I know they aren't known for their social accumen, but really? Almost insulting.
>>139512754
Yeah, I consider Shikinami>Sohryu and think they're two different people.
>>139512825
>Genji
>sexual abused her in child form
Wrong series m8.
>>139512890
Ignore it and it'll shut up. Hopefully.
>>139512874
To be fair, the deranged Asukafags are very few. Probably just cellphonefag and a few toiletposters.
>>139512987
I'd say being an Asukafag is a sign of being deranged, but eh.
Reposting this from an ass thread.I didn't get a clear answer last time, arschloch means asshole right?
>>139512987
Meanwhile you're hoisting the banner for Reifag Schizophrenics.
>>139512756
>implying I'm even alive
For all you know, I could be a robot.
>>139513061
He's probably not even a Reifag, just one of the gazillion posters who's tired of Asuka fans such as yourself shitting up threads, getting banned on a daily basis.
There's a reason only asukafags get banned in these threads.
>>139512457
I can't disagree. I'm sorry senpai
>>139510376
>>139510006
>make only 2 posts
>some autist comes along and pretends to be me
stop impersonating me you dumb asukafag
>>139511840
How could she be jobbing if that's literally the peak of her fighting skills?
>>139513035
Yeah, pretty sure.
>>139513079
Then I'll terminate you anyway.
>>139513029
I guess you're right.
>>139513136
>How could she be jobbing if that's literally the peak of her fighting skills?
Means that her best isn't enough. But this isn't new, the series showed you that already.
>>139513176
Fucking stop. You're so obvious it hurts.
>I'm the one who's a piece of junk
What did she mean by this?
>>139513133
You don't need to resume samefagging either.
>>139513136
>How could she be jobbing if that's literally the peak of her fighting skills?
Did you miss the part where she was absolutely BTFO?
>>139508826
I think I would make a great seat for Asuka.
>>139513267
She was RPing as filenames kun.
>>139513287
Crossboarding trash. Fuck off.
>>139513267
that nobody wants her and she was right
>>139512890
>>139512973
Nice samefag.
>>139513267
;_;
poor asuka
>>139513176
This Asukafag is so autistic he'll keep replying to every single reply.
I wonder if he even realizes that he's only making Asuka fans look like absolute retards. He even started agreeing with himself ITT.
>>139513136
The stronger she fights, the more powerful effect the jobbing will have.
She gets absolutely wrecked by those MP-EVA's, and that shows you how strong they were.
Absolute basics, like in shonen anime where they fight the enemy. The whole EoE fight was rather cliched and shonen-eseque to be quite honest.
>>139513324
I'd be the best, objectively speaking.
>>139513267
She finally accepted reality
>>139511086
Evangelion: Keit-Ai Finds a Way confirmed for canon.
>this Reitard is still replying to itself and projecting
Should be a bannable offense.
>>139513469
Don't forget the crossboarding.
>>139513324
I want to smell it and taste it.
>>139513469
>>139513535
samefag
>>139513190
I guess I'm just used to jobbing being used to characters already established at being good at what they do.
sorry about that sperg trying to get (you)s
>>139513538
poor asuka
;_;
>>139513469
>>139513535
>asukafag being this pathetic with his samefag
>>139513574
>sorry about that sperg trying to get (you)s
Standard Asukafaggotry, unfortunately it's nothing new.
>>139513267
Asuka is human garbage senpai.
>>139513541
>>139513035
Is there a reason why Asukafags blatantly ignore canon for fanart?
This bitch has the body of a 12-year old boy and your doujins won't change that canon fact.
>all this nauseating samefagging
Can we just gas Reifags and Kaworufags already?
>>139513638
Sucks good dick, though.
>>139513541
>>139513689
>>139513689
That's Rebuild though. Not an Asuka fan myself, but the bodies of these characters vary greatly, since Anno et all are a bunch of pigs.
But Asuka fans generally ignore canon when they can because canon Asuka is shit. They need their doujins and fanfics to make the character work.
>>139513719
>I hate her, but I fap to her! IM SO EDGY AND NEW WAVE.
One of these days I'm going to encounter ine of you and the ensuing bloodshed will be crazily cathartic.
>>139513781
Keep agreeing with yourself. You didnt even bother to change your rhetoric this time.
>>139513035
Ich wurde ihre arschloch essen und dan mein bratwurst in ihre sauerkraut stellen.
>asuka thread ruined by asukautist
go figure
>>139508826
I always thought this gif was really nice.
The way they used to draw blushing was so much cuter back then.
It's most apparent when you compare Rebuild and NGE during the scene where Toji calls the fight between Asuka and Shinji a husband and wife quarrel and they both blush.
>>139513826
Calm down, nerd.
>>139514070
>asuka
>pussy
Axewound =/= pussy
>>139514024
>Oh le noezz$ I cant shitepost and talk about raping anymore@@$##!##
Eat shit you fucking lamentable waste of biomass.
>>139512087
If Rei (lilith's) soul is transferred through each of the three Rei clones, than why is it that EVA-00 presumably has Rei I's Soul as its core. Did they split it like Kyoko?
I unironically love her.
>>139514127
>her
>>139514122
Don't try to examine i ttoo closely. Just watch the nonsensical religious imagery.
>>139514070
Abort yourself.
>>139514190
k
I'm a fan of Rei, but I liked Asuka.
Asuka and Rei are just two sides of the same crazy coin.
>>139514188
>memeposter
>>139513980
Pretty sure you fucked that up, but I would also do that.
>>139514122
Because you read it online that EVA00 has Rei I's soul, doesn't mean that it does.
EVA00 doesn't have a soul, it's got a dummy-plug implementation. When they do the tests on EVA00, it's to develop the dummy plug.
Years of fan rumour and spreading of false information has led to people believing Rei I is in EVA00.
>>139514024
He is sad. Maybe he's only got Asuka in his life or something. Totally retarded though, I bet he'll look back ten years from now and cringe. That is, if he isn't autistic.
>>139514127
>her
Where?
>>139514304
>replying to yourself again
>>139513089
This love is painful.
>>139514317
>memeposter
>>139514114
What's wrong with raping a horny boy?
>>139514304
Yeah I never wholly believed in the Rei I theory, the whole 'souls' part of the show created a lot of holes.
>>139508826
>what do you think of asuka
i think only of asuka
>>139514493
Stop. Fuck off. Die.
Firecrotch.
Honestly /a/, she wasn't that bad.
>>139514535
What's the problem?
>>139514515
Blame the western, idiotic moronic fanbase.
>>139514623
Wouldn't it be nice if Asuka looked like a girl like in your doujinshi rather than an ugly transvestite like in the canon show?
>>139514623
>>139514707
Everything.
>>139514623
I told you already fuck off.
>>139512087
Well that image doesn't seem opinionated at all. God forbid someone changes their mind on how something works.
>>139514743
so good.
>>139514743
I want to rape Assuka and then call her pathetic!
>>139514743
Enjoy your posting vacation you piece of shit. What a shame I thought you and shippy mcfuckface finally fucked off.
>>139514777
>yes I'm anno
>i'm novv changing mai mind so tht misato is a prostitute and not a commander
>kthxbye
>>139514812
I want to kill you!
Look it's simple, Shinji, Asuka, and Rei just needed to fuck and the series would have be 1000x better.
>>139513980
>Ich würde ihr Arschloch lecken und dann meine Bratwurst in ihr Sauerkraut stecken
here you go.
>>139514777
What exactly are you objecting against?
Nothing opinionated there, only hard facts.
>>139509981
>>139514908
Shinji and Rei are out of Asuka's league.
>>139514907
I want to kill Asuka with my dick!
>>139514840I never leftYou're just easy to trick
>>139514976
I don't think she has a choice in the matter.
>>139514980
see post below you
>>139515020
Asuka isn't a she, it's an it.
>>139514995
Literally guranteed replies faggot.
Why is Asuka's pussy so naturally loose?
>>139514976
Her ass is in the league of my face.
>>139515100
Because of sex operation surgery from being a man
>>139515087
For real though, I haven't actually been away. I just posted from different folders for a while. See you in 3 days from now! [GMT]
>>139515100
Shoves his manfist into his neo-vagina to keep it from closing instead of using the normal means.
>>139515138
>her
Also, what ass?
>>139515100
It's because it's been used by everyone in her class.
>>139515155
Please stay. You are pristine proof for why Asukafags are so cancerous.
With your presence maybe the mods will finally get the hint and ban you all forever.
>>139515100
Kill yourself like Rei and Robin did.
>>139515155
Can't you just go and stay gone?
>>139515155
Figures a shipper doesnt know how to evade.
>>139514743
Hold the fucking phone, what's this?
Only guy doing it right is the guy posting Assuka.
Here is some more ass.
>>139514515
I'd like to think that it was the fanbase who created the "plot holes" to support their theories. Theories which were never really needed.
also
>janitor sweeping away the asukafag autist posts
Good job. Too bad the Asukafag autist keeps resetting his router or abuses his moms cellphone to keep posting.
>>139515346
From the manga.
>>139515100
She's a natural whore.
>>139515363
Rei has the cutest butt.
>>139515363
My nigga my nigga
shiki has a nice butt
>>139515346
Don't listen to >>139515382
It's a shitty h-doujin.
>>139515381
Well that explains his paranoid cellphone nonsense. He's been projecting all along.
>>139515435
Well I figured it's not from the manga, source though?
>Reifags even have a doesitforfree in their pocket
>>139515470
Yep. They should really go all the way and ban his city or neighborhood. Would solve it, with the repeated shitposting he's doing.
>>139515392
All of their butts are pretty nice.
>>139515392
But Rei a shit
>>139515474
Eat shit newfag. Youll get spoonfed anyhow.
>>139515572
It's ok, I was just fucking with you. I'm leaving for real this time.
>>139515524
Cry more you butthurt faggot. I fail to see how I'm shitposting if I'm not posting Rei.
>>139515562
Asuka a ugly tranny.
>>139515606
Just leave.
>>139515643
Asuka a cute natural born girl!
>>139515680
I wish we could get dox on filenames kun already, were it feasible
>>139515740
>filenames kun
Who's that? I only know about bileposter, writefag and the crazy Reiposter
>>139515780
The faggot that posts the tranny meme.
>>139515542
What the fuck is on her back?
How many bullets to shoot off Asuka's penis?
>>139512457
Into the trash it goes.
>>139515849
Is that actually just one person?
>>139515889
Yes, believe it or not.
>>139515889
No, it's anyone who's seen the show
>>139515934
disgusting slut
>>139515934
No it's just you.
>>139515934
What's wrong with you?
>>139515929
Cowowroo-koon pls
>>139515961
Nice samefag. Hella fricking erin man.
>>139513980
4/10
Asuka would be disappointed in your german skills, no ass eating for you.
Asuka has her hands on the prize
>>139513324
>>139515885
It's canon tho
>>139516069
Kill yourself.
>>139516068
>>139516005
Uglyska has shit German skills.
>>139515885
>>139515929
>>139515993
>>139516068
>>139516005
Aber Asuka spricht doch selbst auch kein richtiges Deutsch.
What do you think Asukas fetish is
>>139516059
Her insulting me and making fun of me while I try my best to get my tongue as far up her ass as possible would only make it more enjoyable.
>>139515095
fucking watermarks
>>139516191
Being cucked
>>139516191
Getting choked.
>>139516191
60 niggers up in her ass
>>139516207
While I agree anon, do we have to lewdpost now of all times?
>>139516225
gods work anon
>>139516207
I wish Asuka would insult and make fun of me too.
>>139516225
>spreading Asuka's ass
>>139516207
Asukafags are beta as fuck
>>139516317
Fucking stop. I don't want a boner while telling faggots to kill themselves.
>>139516178
What would be some german insults she would throw at me in context with this: >>139516207
>>139516242
>cuck
>>>/v/
