has joined your party.
I want to be the cute healer
>you'll never be Depp, Jack or Hopper
>>139437941
Why would you want to be one of those faggots when you could be The Bathhouse Owner?
>>139438044
Fuck you, Colon. Jack was the best party member
>>139437922
Slut.
has left the party.
>>139437941
>implying
>>139438865
GRIFFITH!
>>139437893
A new foe has appeared.
>>139437941check my 5
has joined your party.
I'm helping!
>>139437941
Like I'd join your shitty party.
Depp.
>>139437893
Ore no JACK
>>139442022
You're not helping anyone Stephen.
>>139437893
so what class is Andre Warren?
tfw you see your own name
Was defeated by
>>139437893
よろしくお願いします
Only individuals with manly names are allowed in my party.
Will do magic tricks for food
has joined your party.
>>139442812
Anime fuck boi. He heals the party when not in combat.
can not join your party as your fat ass already fills all the slots, and walks away in disgust
>>139442811
Better than you, Paulette.
>>139438211
Don't fuck colons, that's gross
has appeared!
is here
Has anyone seen Mary?
>>139437941
Oh yeah? Let's see what my name is.
>>139437893
Chan charara chan chan chaan chararara chan chan chan chaaaaaan~
>>139437941
You're right;-;
rollin for jack
has joined your party
Has bumped into you, stealing your wallet.
has joined your party
>>139437893
>Jack
has slain your party
>>139438865
FUCKING GRIFFITH
steals the last hit for all the exp points.
Can I join the party?
>>139449343
RANNNNDOLPPPH!
>>139449343
has resurrected your party
I'm anonymous
is requesting healing.
has gotten dubs
>>139437941
But I could be the bath house owner!
>>139437893
atleast im not a nigger
ORE NO NAMAE WA
has fallen in battle
takes 5 damage
dubs!
I'm Markovich!
Has joined your party.
requires medical attention.
ambushes you!
Casts silence faggot!
needs food badly
has turned into a little girl.
has fainted
is here
>>139443065
>Wang
I'm sure you can do some "tricks"
has fainted.
has acquired (1) Rusty Dagger!
+10 xp divided across the whole party.
LF1M Gay Role Playing
>>139452351
I'll make you moan sloan
looks at you smugly
You are all faggots
>>139437893
>Char has appeared
>all Lolis on the battlefield gain +250 HP
has turned into a prostitute.
has shitposted on a Mongolian picture board
casts Black Hole.
It's a disaster.
has become the new demon king
has fucked you're waifu
Died.
has tamed the demon king and made her their sex slave.
is back... and this time, it's personal!
becomes your wife.
is now your waifu.
>>139453253
>Poole
ARE YOU MOOT'S BROTHER?
says the next post is made by a fucking faggot which his name is
Is confused
has come to fuck your waifu, long dick style
commits honourable seppuku
ORE WA
Has taken 5 damage
as the merchant
did nothing wrong
>>139453459
>>139453486
reports this thread for not being anime related
>>139443055
So you've been excluded from your own party?
kicks the poster below them in the dick
gets banned for this post
readies his club.
Started masturbating furiously
>>139438865
Did nothing wrong
Steals your gf
fucks you're waifu.
Bakuretsu the party
was waiting for you.
>>139437893
has ambushed (You)
is a nigger
Has a secret crush on y-you.
finds a way
'''''''''''''whips out katana''''''''''''''''
HEh ,prepare yourself kid
New enemy appears, it's mysterious.
died
shall show you my power!
thinks this thread smells
Jack please, post here already
was useless.
commits sudoku for participating in these threads.
"He couldn't possibly be the boss." - Moments before entering the boss room.
ate all your chips and pissed on the lawn.
It's me.
Fuck can I kick him out?
barks and wags his tail.
>>139454421
Why would you lie, Janelle?
Enters the Battle!
It's time.
>>139449287
>Robbins
Did I keep you waiting?
hides behind a tree and masturbates vigorously in your general direction.
teleports behinds u
gives you a seductive look.
Winks
joins the party.
Leaves the party
>>139455032
Are you from an alternate timeline where the US was founded by spics?
j
a
c
k
Appears
im here to fuck bitches and to slay the villain
>>139455264
>Anita
you have to go back
>>139455264
No, i AM THE CHOSEN ONE
makes Haruhi S3 a reality
has come here to laugh at you
>>139455032
Fuck you dad.
has died of dysentery
wants to trade with you.
>>139437893
CHAA CHA CHA CHA CHAA CHA CHA CHA CHAA CHA CHA CHAAAN CHAAAAN
>>139455384
dang clyde.
>>139454824
>Mike Hunt-er
Ooh, so close.
Readies himself for battle.
is LFG
has joined your party
Sheathe her sword
goes for the gold!
has slain the dragon.
has stolen you're waifu
was killed by a wild donkey.
BE AGGRESSIVE
B-E AGGRESSIVE
is looking for a good fuck!
Location: [your town]
Takes damage
Is in critical condition!
Revival required!
>>139437893
Has fainted.
ore no namae wa
Jack get.
Crits in ejaculation roll
>>139458822
>Benton
>Bento
>Olivia
>Sounds like food
Looks like I'm the chef.
has been spying on you
forces you to go /b/ack
>>139455327
Nikki "shelves full of elves" Garrison.
>>139441666
fuck off satan
>>139459123
did you check your pockets?
If name starts with L or J, then Thomas has to suck a dick
>>139437941
With these random names I might be.
has fallen madly in love with you!
No one has gotten Jack yet? Pity.
>>139463385
Watch me fuccboi
turned into a loli.
confesses to you. How do you respond?
has been deported.
has teleported behind you.
>>139463531
>Jesus
>You will never be Jack.
>>139465833
But I will be
>>139437941
>>139437893
Is this the new dubs?
>>139437893
has joined your party.
>>139465833
>Ronald Arnold
>Ronald is an anagram for Arnold
Am I jack now?
>Jack
Jack get
>>139468330
>Gretchen Cannon
>>139468408
why do I keep getting female names?
>>139468445
It knows that we are all litlle girls anon.
>>139468445
Because you're secretly a girl.We all are.
appears.
>>139437893
>see the thumbnail in catalog
>think its kanye
shit thread/10
has joined your party
>>139437893
You're all fools.
has left your party.
has died
heals you for 9999 hp!
I'm here
>>139469308
Go away
is now pregnant.
just came inside his bladder, thanks to >>139453727
>>139469380
okay glass, take a picture!
is your waifu.
>>139469445
Y-Yoroshiku.
has died.
has disbanded the party.
is pregnant? Will you take responsibility?
Y
N
>>139470496
aww fuck the funs over
>>139458822
Looking for predators, Liv?
>>139437893
I want to be an edgy teenager
Is it done yet?
>>139472457
No, Comrade Premier. It has only begun.
Wake up and... *smell the ashes*
If they were in Valkyria Chronicles it'd be like this:
Tadakuni: Scout
Captain: Tank Commander
Depp: Shocktrooper
Jack: Lancer
Markovich: Engineer
Hopper: Sniper
Bathhouse Owner: Valkyrur
I'm certain this is spot-on.