>cute girls in armour
Discuss this patrician fetish.
>>139407117
It's a shame that the vast majority of fantasy anime/manga arms and armour are chuuni autist RPG shit when the real historical examples were a lot cooler.
>muh black swords with crossguards part of the blade and with silver veins that reflect the duality of the DARKNESS in my soul
>CRAWLIIIIIING IN MY SKIIIIIIIIN
Pretty much every fantasy story.
>not wearing a schoolgirl outfit over your armor
>>139407466
tell me more
how much armor is too much armor?
>>139407117
Why couldnt you make this later. I have a serious knight fetish but i need to sleep.
>>139407846
I highly recommend using Thread Watcher, my friend.
Unnecessary cleavage on the boob plate or not, this is probably the best female armor I can remember recently.
>>139407915
Yeah, but probably long dead and wont be able to talk/share pictures.
Armor is sexy.
>>139407117
Truly greatest thing in the world
>>139408105
No poise
>YOU DIED
>>139407117
>>139408185
damnit Hohenzollern why didnt you pick her
>>139407117
>>139407469
Girls in armor are so amazing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tFOJFyTl1U
>>139408216
fug this girl is perfect, although I prefer less boobplate idgaf
>>139408246
>furrygrim
>>139407117
If cute girls in armor are a patrician fetish, then cute girls in armor protecting cute boys in distress is a noble fetish.
>>139408216
I like massive shields.
>>139407117
>>139408167
Kill yourself, /v/ shit
>>139408666
>dpd3
>>139408666
>CHINK IN HER ARMOR
On a more serious note, thanks. I needed that.Faggots always complain about "muh whitewashing" in American media but what would they call this? What do they call an Asian actress representing a white woman (and before you meme it up, this was half a millennium before cultural enrichment)? Is this "yellowwashing" or is it simply a French story adapted to a Japanese audience?
>>139408710
>yellowwashing
More like piss staining.
>>139408704
>not liking real women
What about oriental-type armour?
>>139408855
Fuck off slut
Tsurumikumade a game about armors not long ago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSFRPexeSc8
Girls with grieves as thighhighs is my fetish.
>>139408127
Why is she holding the blade part of the sword? Is she retarded?
>>139409078
>what's half-swording?
>>139409078
Here we go
>muh half swording
fuck off retards
>>139408855
what a qt. sauce?
![Augsburg_Cod.I.6.4º.2_(Codex_Wallerstein)_107v[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fYUDSFj.jpg "Augsburg_Cod.I.6.4º.2_(Codex_Wallerstein)_107v[1].jpg")
>>139408127
>>139409078
>>139409120
It may not be part of Hollywood fencing, but medieval manuals do show that knights and men at arms were instructed to do that. You effectively use the hilt as a club to fight against more heavily armored opponents.
>be autist
>watch lindybiege video
>he says half swording was a thing
>he says armour is bad in video games
>devote my live to shitting up every thread where someone posts something unrealistic
>>139407964
Then don't sleep, faggot. Only normalfags sleep.
>>139408972
no u
>>139409261
sword and armor fags are so fucking autistic
>>139408855
Get the fuck out.
>>139409165
>Thinks a sword can cut through steelplate armor
>>139409319
>thinks a sword hilt can cut through steel armor
>>139409340
>thinks half-swording is for cutting purposes
Please stop embarrassing yourself
>>139409261
>Le lindybeige maymay
>Implying medieval manuals don't depict this
If you want to keep historical accuracy out of the discussion that's fine, but if you bring it up expect to be schooled.
>>139409303
I wish to stab an anime in the pussy!
>>139409356
fuck off retard
Why do people argue about swords every fucking time they're brought up? I don't have a helmet that looks angry enough for this.
>>139407117
>>139409370
You sure have proved your knowledge:^)
>>139409358
Expect to be schooled by autists who watch youtube videos
>>139409411
you sure have proved your shitposting capability by shitting up this thread
>>139409375
>Why do people argue about swords every fucking time they're brought up?
Probably because movies (and many animu as a consequence) get them so wrong they've devolved into something entirely separate from historical swords and swordfighting. This is also why it's awesome if someone gets them right, because it shows he actually went back to the historical sources rather than repeating the mistakes everyone has been repeating over and over.
>>139409446
>implying you are not the one shitting up the thread with your ignorance
>>139409454
>That guy on the right getting bashed in the head
Every time.
>>139409487
>cute girls in armour thread
>i'm gonna shit it up with completely irrelevant half swording shit i learned from youtube
>>139409078
Bait
>>139409532
>cute girls in armour thread
>i'm gonna shit it up with completely irrelevant half swording shit i learned from youtube
>>"Why is she holding the blade part of the sword? Is she retarded?"
Here's a (you), retard
Go home /tg/.
>>139407117
>>139407157
>>139407117
It doesn't exist in anime, so what is there to discuss
>>139409644
Why are you posting with a different IP?
>It was a hair question retard
And half-swording was the answer to that "hair" question
>>139409709
>go to /a/
>see thread about anime girls in armour
>opening post makes fun of people who sperg about realism
>hmmm
>i better rant to them about all the things i learned from Lindybeige™
>>139408710
I think the major difference between those situations is that most countries don't have a diverse pool of talent in the same manner that Hollywood does. "Yellow-washing" would be pretty unavoidable on that side of the pacific.
There's that whole xenophobia thing that makes it not an issue at all for Japanese audiences, but that's neither here nor there.
>>139407393
90s sword and magic animemango was fun. Rage of Bahamut was okay.
>>139409454
Forsaking historical accuracy isn't really a mistake so much as a stylistic choice, unless the staff behind the work boast about it being historically accurate.
That doesn't distract how cool accuracy is, though. It's interesting and often has a gritty feel that appeals.
>>139407701
superior german master-race
>>139407701
I would say that's the perfect amount
>>139407961
you dont understan she is realy that busty in the siries
Post more plateskirts
>>139407701
When you can't move anymore.
>>139409846
Is this the armor and arms thread
>>139410053
Maybe next time.
>>139410053
no, it's the cute girls in armor thread
>>139410074
That's some ridiculous bikini armor right there
>>139409804
True, though I think the tone also matters a lot. If we're talking about magical knights who can bisect buildings with a single swordstroke, I care less about their techniques than in a work which has the pretense of being historical.
>>139410143
anything with female warriors isnt even pretending to be realistic
>>139409120
That's not half-swording you idiot, that's mordhau.
>>139409358
>>139409356
>>139409340
>>139409207
>>139409165
>>139409120
>>139409078That's called Mordhau. Half-swording is holding the sword with one hand on the hilt and one hand on the blade for the purpose of stabbing.
Women are too weak to wear armor. It's too heavy for them. Especially medievil womanlets.
>>139410158
>anything with female warriors isnt even pretending to be realistic
You do realize that female warriors were an actual thing in some cultures, right? Women have gone to war in the past.
>>139409358
>>139409454s-s-sauce pls ??
>>139410319
Maria the whore
>>139410319
Maria the Virgin bitch
>>139410310
Armor isn't nearly as heavy as most people assume. Also, if we're talking full plate, then wearing it is in some ways easier than chainmail and other stuff since properly fitted armor properly distributes its weight along the whole body and even partially supports itself like an exoskeleton.
This is my favourite one
>>139410378
10/10
Would armor with
>>139410319
Every fucking thread I go into now there's some faggot who obviously hasn't been on /a/ more than a few months asking for sauce.
Lurk the fuck more you worthless nigger than aired less than a year ago and there were lots of threads. And the spoonfeeding faggots are just as bad and probably haven't been around much longer in most cases.
>>139410378
Excuse me but what the shit is this?
Is this some new shit Moot 2.0 brought with him from the moon?
>>139407117
Armour is cool and all, but when firearms become popular it got pretty much obsolete. Good luck with your patrician armour against a sandnigger with AK47.
One of my favourite.
>>139410344
>>139410347
thnx
>>139410522
truly sorry you fucking faggot what's wrong with asking for sauce ? , i can't image search an video
>>139410586
I don't see that there.
>>139410586
It's upvotes.
>>139410592
>he doesn't have a magic armor
Loving every laugh
>>139410522
Jesus christ, Anon, you act like you haven't ever missed a show. You really need to go easy on the sperging.
>>139410592
What if my armor and shield can block your shitty ak-47 bullets?
>>139410314
only as figureheads who didnt do any actual fighting
>>139410592
>What is a power armor?
>>139410699
hundred magnum wasnt even hurk's best unique set
>>139410669
What the fuck? Are you trolling me or are we actually reddit now?
I can't even sage in every field anymore.
>>139410775
upvoted
It's 4chan X extension april fools prank I guess.
>>139410791
I'm using 4chan X in firefox and I can't see that
>>139408998
Imagine being a fucking smith and one day someone comes up to you and says: "I'd like to place an order for armor... made fit for a pregnant woman."
What the fuck mayne
>>139410799
>Firefox
>>139410799
So am I and it's real.
>>139410820
>Well if you want to waste money
>Sure!
Mountain jew' spear a best.
>>139410823
You probably use windows 10 and chrome, right? Firefox and derivative are fine /g/ pls go.
Here's a girl in armour to stay relevant.
>>139410691
> Implying the sandnigger does not have magic shamanic bullets from the local real niggers.
Two can play that game.
>>139410699
>>139410744
What is armor piercing ammo?
>>139410879
>Sandnigger
>Magic shaman bullets
Please, magic is probably like a fucking deadly sin to them. And you are free to rape if you use it.
>>139410901
Something harmless?
>>139408406
yo girl stop using your broken buster sword and use that sword you've got strapped to your ass
>>139410647
>truly sorry you fucking faggot what's wrong with asking for sauce ? , i can't image search an vide
The fact that there's an entire board dedicated to making such idiotic requests. Also, yes you can. You're just too retarded.
>>139410986
looks more like a shield strap
>>139410986
>Strapped to your ass
Maybe it's strapped in and that's why she won't use it?it could also be the reason why she's standing like that.
>>139408666
You found the chink in my armor, satan.
>there is so little porn of armored girls being raped
>>139410775
Upvoted
>>139407701
When it limits their movement and vision.
>>139410911
> you are free to rape if you use it.
Yeah, you'll get raped. That's why he uses it. He does not care about your deadly sins bullshit.
>>139410933
Boom, headshot. Next!
I want one.
>>139411159
*teleports behind you*
pssh..... nothing personel.... kid....
>>139409120
not that.
Kevlar + non newtonian liquid impregnated with it can stop arrows.
Full plate armors are a thing of the past.
>>139408680
Dark Souls is anime as fuck.
>>139407117
>muh historical accuracy
>muh halberd
>muh faulds
AND BY OUR POWERS COMBINED WE ARE: MUH DICK
>>139410775
upvoted.
(I like that ccd0 updated this function)
>>139410799
You need to quote a post with the "+" to upvote it.
>>139408855
Cute
>>139411197
-Uwaa, he's fast!
Soo, screw armor, get teleportation? Historical accuracy, no less. Oh, wait, not really. Next thing you tell me is that you cut bullets in flight and nobody can ambush you. Face it, knight armor is obsolete. Firearms win.
>>139411521
ONIISAMA
>>139409165
>>139409319
>>139409340
>swords
KEK.
Superior spear and shield masterrace reporting in
>>139410378
Cute.
>>139411351
Not even composite bow. Let me introduce you to my little friend. Plate armor? No problem.
What the fuck just happened? Is this new layout a prank?
>>139411809
Aliens!
WHAT THE FUCK MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
>>139412311
>one of the few threads up in the old style.
We'd better all get back to shitting on half swording because I don't want to look at the new layout.
uh oh
>>139410053
The new dark souls game looks great!
test
>>139412445
I already F5'd and now it's too late.
MOOT GO BACK TO MOOTXICO
MODS = FAGS
>>139411351
kevlar + non newtonian liquid armor, wat do you say?
>>139412567
>F5
>no extension
>no native extension
What the fuck. Old habits die hard?
rolling for gaijin name
>>139407117
>Not liking the gap moe of faceless silent soldier who only communicate using his gesture.
>>139409340
>>139409356
Demolished
>>139412763
Right as always, Marvin. Good to have you back on the forums.
>>139410053
>Oh shit I'm late
>Instead of a bread in mouth, it's sword in hand
JUST LIKE MY JAPANESE MANDARIN CARTOON
There just isn't anything better than armored cute girls
>>139412646
No, I was just being retarded and didn't think that the option to select my theme would be removed as well. If I thought for a moment I would have known that it was a fucking full format change and 1st April trolling so of course I wouldn't be able to stop the eyecancer.
>>139413215
>cute armored girls
>Procceeds to post shita
that's what i call shitposting.
>>139412971
You too, Sophie.Check before you post, faggot anon.
>>139413229
Glad I didn't touch F5
>>139413348
Why are you replying in the stead of someone else, Rafael? That's just rude.
>>139413294
>someone likes something I don't like
>better call them a shitposter
sasuga peggy
>>139413445
Give that guy a break, Anita. You feminist piece of shit.
rollan for a knightly name
>>139413530
>>>/v/
Keep your shitty drama where it belongs.
>>139413530
Hang on fella, why does it have to be that way? We've had enough trolls here in the past few weeks. Leave the girl alone. We're all here to talk about anime.
>>139413567
could be fun?
>>139413445
>anita
>stien
Ayyyyyyyyy
>>139413642
Sir Duane sounds pretty knightly
This thread is my refuge because I haven't refreshed it yet.
>>139413567
rollin' as well.
How about some eastern taste?
>>139413891
Hail to thee, Sir Kelly Clay of Dollytowns
>>139413445
>stein
Screw gravity.
>>139414166
>elf five
what the hell, homer
I honestly really like the idea of random name generator on a post by post basis
>>139410775
For real?
>>139408855
>didn't name the file properly
one job, anon, one job
>>139409517
ftfy
>>139410775
sage still works, just not in the name field
>>139410378
same
>>139410879
yeah, but they prey to sandnigger deities. their magic is weak. it's like a thief trying to impale a paladin.
Best girl.
>>139413857
that artist is quite /ak/
>checks /a/
>new layout
>every post has a random name
Is this google+?
>>139418136
Yes, Leigh. Google acquired 4chan to prop up their ailing social network.
>>139418205
Thanks
Reed-san
>>139417203
Says you. When blood starts flowing from the holes in your armor you'll understand your mistake but it'll be too late.
caska
>>139409961
Does anyone have a source for this one? I've tried image searching but turning up absolute nothing.
Also, armour huh?
>>139419676
Looks like that manga by Takehito Harada
>>139419859
Thanks a lot, after a quick google it turns out to be Yuusha Mushoku.
>>139420253
>Updates never
>>139408127
>Visor up
Fucking ruined
>>139420500
How else should she be able to show that she's making ahegao faces?
>>139420500
Helms really limit visibility. If she's confident that she can fend off an attack aimed at her face in a 1v1 fight on foot, then why not?
>>139420876
>Already blood going down her face
>Being able to fend of attacks
Nah bitch is to overconfident.
>>139410699
>tfw can't find any concept art of Paladin 2nd trans.
>>139420960
Overconfident bitches in plate armor are my thing
Gate had some alright armour
>>139420405
Just like everything of merit
>>139419676
Challenger 2 is top qt
>>139407117
Please stay out of /mbg/.
Thank you.
>>139421054
In this particular case you'll also need a bit of necrophilia, if you catch my drift.
>>139410746
Then what is it?
Don't you dare say K9 or whatever retarded Grorious Nippon set he had.
>>139421419
As long as the body is still warm, I'm okay
>>139421222
Fun fact, Sieglinde's supposed to look like Emma Watson under that Onion helm
>>139421542
moot, since when you become Chad?
>>139421542
>Chad Poole
It all makes sense now
>>139408303
only if sheskewers him on her thick throbbing cocklater on
>>139421833
This is my favorite picture now. Thanks Beth.
>>139411351
What you're forgetting is that plate armour also had structural integrity, which means that it would distribute impact energy over a large surface area and dampen it due to the padding underneath.
If you wear a soft armour like mail or any type of soft fabric that lacks this structural integrity, then being hit with a blunt weapon like a mace or hammer is going to be disastrous because the impact goes right through and breaks all your bones.
>>139421833
This pic would have been perfect if she didn't have her thighs completely exposed and defenseless
>>139421264
Generic knight a cute.
>>139407393
To be fair, historically Japanese did paint and add weird accessories to their samurai armor. So, it's not that odd that in Japanese fantasy you get that kind of armor with personalized designs.
>>139422256
>wears chainmail on top
>fleshy legs
I don't want to be an autist, but this picture isn't making things easy
>>139422539
>Boobplate with nipples
Literally why?
>>139422620
Yeah, armor has never been sexualized. Silly nips.
>>139422549
They added stuff to practical armour. The same was done in the west. What people generally did NOT do was wear impractical shit to battle that could cost them their lives. At least not the types of people who survived battles.
>>139407964
