Alright faggots time to bring some quality to this board.
So give me your driest, shittiest anime related puns.
What do they call a prostitute that works at Key?A Charlotte.
Once I tried writing a script for Key, it didn't really follow the story so they declined it because it wasn'tKanon.
A being from heaven came down to Earth. It was then that I knew Steve Jobs went to heaven because her headphones wasAngel Beats.
I once played basketball with someone who works in Key. He was terrible at shooting, got nothing butAir.
What did people say after Holo gained control of Laputa?"Oh look its Howl's Moving Castle."
What is Eren's favorite movie?Remember the Titans.
What would the anime be if Kaiji was with Holo?Dice and Wolf
A sex addict goes into thereapy and talks to the receptionist.
She says, "What's your addiction?"
The man says,"I'm an xxxHolic."
A dwarf walks into a bar and starts drinking heavily. He soon got drunk and starts a harsh diatribe about how some selfish bastard betrayed him. At the end of his tell he yells out, "And that's why I hate all the elves!"
Some newcomer who just heard the last line asks what's going on.
A patron whispered to him, "The dwarf is upset because someElfen Lied."
keep it up OP
these are really bad
A trader in Africa set up shop to display all his wares. He had a wide array of various musical instruments. A customer walks up and starts looking at the drums.
The trader says, "This is a great piece, made from the hide of a gazelle. This one with a deep bass is made from a elephant."
The customer asks, "How come that ones so expensive?"
The trader replies, "O that's because its aPenguindrum."
Higu......Higu....Higu......
I heard the noise while I was walking through the corridor.
"What the hell is that?"
"Oh that is just Rashi," my friend replied, "he always makes that noise When He Cries."
What did Conan say after he finished Death Note?"Case Closed"
The pope has a long history giving small statuettes to his favorite clergyman. After a particularly rich year he gave all his favoritesGolden Boy.
An avid dog lover tries to start a new business. She wanted a place where she would train dogs new tricks and cater them.
Her husband asks, "So what are you going to call it?"
She replies, "Well I want to limit it only to small breed. So how aboutLittle Bitch Academia."
Fucking 4chan kept saying my post was spam so I had to get creative.
The Texan raced into the military compound at Santa Fe. His breath run ragged, his face white with death. The soldiers jumped to their feet, they knew that the news was not going to be good. California was lost, and the spread of the enemy was quick. The sergeant hushed the camp and went to the messenger.
"Boy, tell me what happened, what news of the front?"
The Texan gulped down a few more breaths to stead his voice."Utaw are runova"
What did the author Robico call baby Hitler?My Little Monster.
>>139404808
Best post in thread
Batman crawled through the sewers. He was on his way to Jokers hideout. That bastard; he captured the mayor's daughter. There was no telling what vile things could be happening to her.
Alfred phoned in Batman, "You'll be coming up to the compound soon. The tunnel leads to a discontinued outhouse. When it rains, the groundwater flows through the tunnel to the sewers. It's a bit messy, but you should have a straight shot to the backdoor with some cover."
Batman reached the end of the tunnel. There was filth on the ground, but there was no running from Justice.
That was when he heard it. A chuckling laugh that could only come from one source.
There he saw it. Light from above, some hair, a crack, and.....it.Log Horizon.
>>139404378
Ok, no, fuck you, get out. This one's just atrocious
After the repeated looped caused by Haruhi, Yuki was finally Free! of this Endless Summer.
>>139404836
Fuck you, I was just trying to come up with something for that one.
Heres some anime titles as porn.
Sword in the Stranger
Code Ass: Ledouch of Assellion
Big-Dick Man
Howling Bondage Castle
Kids on the Pole[Sakamichi no Apollon]
Angel Beating
Black Dickoon: The Second Barrage
Slam Spunk
Golden Shower Boy
Baka and Test: Summon the Bitches
Bunny Ranch Drop
AfterSchool Rumble
Assmanga Diaoh
Gimp Suit Gundam
The lights were everywhere. Flying all around in the night, a low humming of their wings.
Her father looked at her and said, "I showed your mother this long ago. The fireflies all gather here at the end of their life, but that is where their light shines brightest."
She looked around, amazed. It was almost magical, she would never forget this moment in her life.
"What is it called?""Grave of the Fireflies."
Holy shit you guys are fucking terrible
>>139404410
this one was so bad that it became so fucking funny I almost feel on the fucking floor
One time I was sucking my own dick andyour favorite anime is shit
>>139405637
kinda rhymes
>>139405637
And here is our new line of fragrance all the way from the east! Symbolizing the essence of man.Samurai Shampoo
>am kill
>mum cam in room
>says no play gamu no moar
>takes computer away
>don no wut 2 do
>kill myself now
>she dont understand
>No Game, No Life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xpt0mxSrz7o
RIP, thread. I was hoping to come back and see more material. Alas, you did good OP. Thanks for a few chuckles
>>139406707
>RIP, thread. I was hoping to come back and see more material. Alas, you did good OP. Thanks for a few chuckles
>>139404808
Wait, is Manda Todd still filtered?
Good Lord. I think my palm is now permanently stuck to my face.
>>139408893
wow wtf
i thought it was because i was saying merchandise and posters like i was selling them or something
I wear a mask on my face made of glassglass mask
did i do it rite?
Keit-Ai.Keitai means cellphone and ai means love.
It's anime about aliens exploring distant planets with their spaceship. One day they stumbled upon civilized planet, but they got mistaken for enemy forces and shot down. The only object that survived was surface they served their food on. It's calledufotable
A swarm of them came from down the hill. They were giant, with huge mandibles. The six legged beasts were well over 10 feet tall.
We had only one word for these monstrositiesGants
This is hands down the worst thread on /a/ this week.
What the fuck were you thinking?
I was watching a show when my chest started having spasms of pain. I went to a doctor because I was afraid/ He said not to worry because it was justRumbling Hearts
