IT'S REALLY HAPPENING HOLY SHIT GET IN HERE
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm28543479
WITNESSED
FINDS
Fuck you I'm not clicking that link and getting a virus.
fucking wut?
when the actual fuck wut?
when the hell did Keit-Ai find a way?
what studio?
>>139376829
SHIT
>>139376822
>nicovideo.jp
>getting a virus
A WAY.
We April's fools now?
>>139376698
Don't you guy ever think that this meme has gone too far?
>>139377250
Of course it has. As soon as it leaves 4chan, it has gone too far.
>it's not a rickroll
>>139376698
guys pls memes
When I read the ending to the novel I cried like a little bitch.
>mfw Holy shit this is legit.
>>139377399
I can't wait for the moment it becomes real and it turns out to be utter crap like that gay harem lead one-shot.
>>139376698
>April 1st
Can't access niconico at all for some reason.
Well played.
>>139378405
I keep getting the connection timeout error
>>139378627
Yeah, same. Works fine on my phone except I can't navigate it for shit.
>>139378627
Are we breaking Nico as we speak?
>>139378405
>>139378627
>>139378665
Did OP's link somehow break Nico
For those who don't have Nico accounts.
http://www.mmcafe.com/nico.html#http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm28543479
>>139377250
It hasn't gone far enough. It's still trying to find a way.
>>139377250
That's when you have to push it even further and see what happens.
>those fucking EN comments
Did Nicovideo start blocking foreign IPs?I can acess it with a jap proxy but not otherwise.
>>139376808
OY VEY
AOTS already.
>>139378835
FINDS A WAY
>>139376698
I dont read chinks post this video on youtube like the rest of american
>>139376698
There he is. There he goes again.
Look everyone he posted it once again. Isn't he just the funniest guy around. Oh my god.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room giggling like a little girl as you once again type your little keit-ai post up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha, maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass so you just choose the picture. Oh we all know the picture, the uh epic flip phone isn’t it? I imagine you, little shit, laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos onto the floor. But its ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh that’s right, did I fail to mention? You live with your mother! You’re a fat fucking fuck up and she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all god damn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a shitty fanfic. Just imagine this, she had you and then she thought you were going to be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand and then you became a NEET. A pathetic keit-ai fag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even talk try to you because all you say is “FINDS A WAY FINDS A WAY FINDS A WAY.”
You became a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now.
And that’s all you’ll ever be.
>>139377250
Vote for Keit-Ai and your other favorite players to represent /a/ in the 2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup:
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1PAclSTt__GppLbAgdi4EsJ_dJoufSqT5huJn8LRFXBg/viewform
>>139379857
Keit-Ai did shit in the cup. Replace him with superior Ghost Slide.
>>139379807
>But let's keep going and see what happens
What will happen will be the death of this whole goddamn board.
>>139380206
Baneposting didn't kill /tv/. Phoneposting won't kill /a/.
>>139376822
>http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm28543479
>>139380282
Phoneposting isn't the problem. Hell I'm posting from a phone. The problem is spamming this weak-ass excuse for a story concept like a bunch of retarded weasels.
>>139380206
>>139380478
Reminder to hide and report this ban evading /b/tard
>>139378627
>I keep getting the connection timeout error
It had been down for 9 hours. I should know, I was watching broadcasts when it went down.
>>139380282
/tv/ memes are on an entirely different level.
>>139380592
Was it maintenance or the server just being shitty?
>>139379203
>Did Nicovideo start blocking foreign IPs?I can acess it with a jap proxy but not otherwise.
Do you manage to watch any videos? I can get to the site itself on mobile but the videos don't load.
>>139380572
What are you talking about? I haven't evaded any bans.
>>139380642
>Was it maintenance or the server just being shitty?
All I know is that all the "Is this down" analysis websites say Nicovideo server is not responding sing 9 hours ago.
>>139380702
>The best minds of /a/ on the script
>Makoto Shinkai's autism directing, a Kyoani x Shaft historical collab
>Hana Kana on the heroine
>Kamiya on the MC
>OP by Claris
FINDS
>>139381147
Actually kill yourself.
What the fuck has Hiro done this time?
Nico isn't working.
>can't access nico to watch my 実況プレイ動画s
>google nicovideo
>set search results to past hour
>find this thread
This hasn't helped.
>tfw keit-ai will never be real
I think I recognize this, it's from that anime-ad for some school right?
It's just that one Makoto Shinkai's video, edited?
April Fools, our website is down.
http://www.nicozon.net/player.html?video_id=sm28543479
What a peculiar date April 1st is
>>139381492
HIRO FINDS A WAY
>>139380595
Except the part in yellow is obviously fake.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3012937/Germanwings-pilot-Andreas-Lubitz-28-praised-exceptional-flying-skills-rising-star-fleet.html
>>139381823
No it isn't. I got linked there for the sticky, and the whole sticky was just because that got in.
Yes, it was absolutely crazy, there was even music playing in the background. They must have removed it as soon as they got better sources.
TROLL CHART OF PROPHECY!
>>139381904
>You will never see Jesus Assassin
>>139381904
>Door Punch will NEVER EVER exist
I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
>>139381904
It will be weird seeing these without FMP in them.
What anime is that, though?
I might just watch it.
>>139381904
did somebody edit this and add shows that air net season to make it more believable?
>>139381959
screw that, i want door punch still, shits amazing.
>>139382007
It's obviously Keit-Ai.
Has anyone actually bothered watching it the whole way through?
>>139382041
That's standard procedure, senpai.
>>139382087
I did, I want to watch the original thing now, the girls are really cute.
>if Keit-ai seriously does find a way it will be a literal animeme
Bear pansu best Keit-Ai.
>>139376822
>>139376698
Pure autism.
>>139382041
I'm like 90% sure that Handa-kun was in the chart months before it was announced.
Realistically speaking, is it possible for some random fanfic to get even a low budget OVA?
>>139382237
no-budget webnovels get anime adaptations all the time
>>139376698
It doesn't even load.
擬餌針
baleeted.
>>139381904
Missing Darker than Black S2
>>139382542
>unable to watch
Why did they delete the video?
>>139382576
copyright infringement et al.
Good job /a/, you broke Moontube.
>>139381664
>http://www.nicozon.net/player.html?video_id=sm28543479
That doesn't work, the entire Nicovideo is down, so you can only watch what had been rehosted elsewhere.
>>139382290
We have to get some nip to write it then
>>139381310
>This hasn't helped.
You are late. The site had been down 10 hours now.
>>139383028
Nicozon was working about half-an-hour ago, well after nicovideo went dark.
Both are gone now
>>139376698
>>139380282
>Baneposting didn't kill /tv/
What is dead may never die.
Wait, isn't Moonmoot the one who made nico? Is this some kind of plot?
>>139383028
Except it isn't. Nicovideo works fine with a VPN. It seems like they are blocking foreign IPs.
>>139383276
>Except it isn't. Nicovideo works fine with a VPN. It seems like they are blocking foreign IPs.
If that is true it is retarded and I am cancelling my subscription.
>>139376698
>>139376698
>Nico
>need sign-up for watch any video, and they never translate GUI to more languages
>still using adobe flash player
>cant embed
>limited audience to one country and one language
Only the old japanese people still caring about nico, is a dead website since youtube is better
>>139383545
I'm jealous of niconico too, anon. I'm jealous.
Let us be sad together.
Keit-Ai did not find a way.
>>139376698
Some can explain whats is Keit-Ai ?
music then nothing
10/10
>>139383424
http://bbs.nicovideo.jp/test/read.cgi/bugreport/1248520383/
It is.
>>139383823
It's something that someone wrote like fan fiction and later found a way, simply like that.
A boy falls in love with a girl.
Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girl’s phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day’s confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn’t exist in this universe at all. She is the girl’s alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC’s own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.
>>139383868
What are they saying?
>>139383545
>limited audience to one country and one language
funny guy anon
>>139383957
How are you on? I can't connect
>>139376698Threadly reminder that you should stop posting that because it's a thing.https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139/1/
>>139383868
>It is.
Still, from your link it sounds like this wasn't an announced policy change, as the people who were posting don't know why it was done. I am ready to accept it if this is what they want, but it is bizarre that there is no announcement.
>>139381904
Where is Toaru Majutsu no Index season 3?
>>139384130
Is Hiro still in charge of that old site?
>>139376698
upvote
>>139384184
Wikipedia says he's not since 2013
>>139376698
>>139384258
me on the left
Is the prank the fact that there's nothing in the video?
>>139376698
Aaaaand we're back.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_rz1bluG_k
>>139384345
I guess it's april first already in someplaces
>>139384479
FINDS A WAY AGAIN
>>139384479
>Original anime is called keitai shoujo
Who could've thought?
>>139384479
CAN'T DEFY THE KEIT-AI
>>139384479
>french subs outta nowhere
>>139384479
Which Keit would you Ai?
>>139381904
Does this mean Gunka has a chance? After the glorious get as well?
>>139384832
the blonde seems nice
>>139381904
HARUHI S3 CONFIRMED
Why the fuck are they banning foreign IPs now.
>>139384479
>it uses both the OP and ED advertised in the pasta
Nice touch.
>>139384971
Probably annoying foreigners being very very annoying right now.
>この動画は株式会社ショウゲートの申立により、著作権侵害として削除されました。
Haha faggot.
>>139385402
see >>139384479
Can't defy the keitai
>>139382563
You mean S3?
>>139381904
>Tfw no Tom cruise anime
>>139384479
Judging by the opening, is it a exam and cram school anime?
>>139385610
You need an S2 before an S3. Learn to math.
>>139384832
Kuma pansu! Kuma pansu!
>>139384479
> people think this is real
What the fuck is Keit-Ai and why the hell there is no anime and no manga of it when I searched it for hours one evening, yet /a/ has serious Keitai thread practically every day and now this which is hoax?
>>139386452
>he hasn't read the Keit-Ai manga
>>139386484
kek
what a pleb
>>139386484
But it didn't find a way in that manga
>>139381904
http://anidb.net/perl-bin/animedb.pl?show=anime&aid=11694
>>139386805
you just upvoted his post
