How do we correct Haruhi's attitude problem?
Turn her into a loli, give her a spanking, and then a major league dicking.
Install a better attitude indicator.
>>139349785
Compliment her hair
>>139349974
sensible_chuckle.gif
>>139349785
De-bleach her first.
>>139350582
Ay yo, Haruhisha be lookin for all dem aliens n shiiit.
punishment penis
>>139350582
Ey yo hol up
>>139349785
you don't. you pander to her personal and selfish enjoyment till the universe inevitably collapses
>>139349785
>>139349974
Adjust her pitch trim.
>>139350582
we wuz godz and shieeet
>>139349785
dick in ass and then cum in her pussy, like with any other BITCH!
>>139350582
We finna gonna get somes gods pussy noimsayin
It's already fixed in the novels. Now be a good little anon and reverse search this image and go masturbate.
>>139350582
MY PENIS!
>>139353235
I have the physical version of the last one.
Tie her up and leave some vibrating anal beads in her for an hour.
>>139350911
>>139351046
>>139352952
>>139353142
おはようポルちゃん!!!!!!
>>139349785
Cock.
>>139350969
>>139353463
>>139353708
>>139353477
Lucky man. What did it cost you?
>>139354675
500 yen or something.
>>139349785
A GOOD DICKING
>>139354750
I really, really, really like this image.
Give her the D
>>139349785
Dickings... lots and lots of dickings
Long, intense tickle torture.
There is nothing to correct.
She is already perfect.
>>139349974
so you're saying we need to work on her "vacuum pump"...
>>139356840
Haruhi's breasts weren't that big. You're calling a fake slut perfect.
>>139356746
Why are the hands tickling her naughty zones
Haruhi's nuggets were always perfectly sized to fit Kyon-kun's tastes, with Nagato and Mikuru on the his far ranges.
>>139357216
Why is Nagoto reading a white page?
Replace her with Sasaki.
>>139354750
This made me horny.
![[Coalgirls]_The_Melancholy_of_Haruhi_Suzumiya_-_Remote_Island_Syndrome_I_(1280x720_Blu-Ray_FLAC)_[10DBFB45].mkv - 00.07.03.089.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/y95uhYr.jpg "[Coalgirls]_The_Melancholy_of_Haruhi_Suzumiya_-_Remote_Island_Syndrome_I_(1280x720_Blu-Ray_FLAC)_[10DBFB45].mkv - 00.07.03.089.jpg")
>>139357029
Her boobs were nice.
>>139357153
Because she's ticklish there.
>>139350582
>always stuck-up and does whatever the fuck she wants
>massively entitled and throws fits when people try to stop her
Now it all makes sense.
Just reminder that this is canon.
>>139357955
>cannon
>unfinished work
>>139353235
Should I masturbate to this as well?
>>139349785
You know.
>>139349785
>not understanding that the only reason she acted like a cunt is because she was jealous that kyon was interesting in other girls
>>139349785
Let Kyon punch her in her bitch face.
>>139358010
So the entirety of SnK isn't canon because the manga isn't over?
>>139358252
I just want to see if she's capable of crying for real, and letting the emotions overwhelm her. I doubt it.
>>139358032
lewd
>>139350044
>implying she won't change her hairstyle the next day after you do that.
She has serious attitude problems, the only way to fix them is a thick dick making her sore inside.
![HhbXG[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/xUxmCu5.gif "HhbXG[1].gif")
>>139349785
Give her an attitude adjustment
>>139349785
This concept is very hot in itself and really needs to happen more in doujins.
>>139357302
Secret text.
New mission objectives or something, duh.
>>139349785
>we don't
>we animate the rest of the books
>fixed
Guess I'll be fapping to Haruhi tonight.
Anyone want to join?
>>139362545
Sure, I already have a ton of lewd things in mind for her.
>>139362545
Nah, can't get off on skinny girls anymore
>>139362655
Like what anon?
Nothing about Haruhi needs any fixing as she's already perfect
>>139362716
I feel like she needs a good, firm spanking with her panties around her knees to begin with if her attitude is going to be fixed.
How about you, anon?
>>139362835
Some humiliating stuff maybe, make her unzip you with her mouth.
>>139363131
That would be nice, especially after the spanking would surely embarrass and annoy her.
Haruhi should be made to understand Mikuru's suffering by groping her chest roughly, and not letting go even if she starts to pant and squirm.
>>139349785
Put it up her butt.
Haruhi lust threads are silly. She's only for platonic fun.
>>139363214
That could come before her spanking.
After it I'd rub her pussy with two fingers to give her a taste of what she needs to earn before she has to unzip me with her mouth.
>>139363253
But she poops from there
>>139358252
>I actually just want to hug her
every time
>>139363253
>>139349785
Triple anal penetration should fix her up..
>>139363366
https://youtu.be/07P538K83iU
>>139349785
Just ignore her since Kyon is the actual God.
Why the fuck do you think this is a harem anime?!
>>139363924
Oh good, there's at least one other person who holds to that theory.
Kyonko > Hairuhi
>>139349785
You'd be salty to if the girl you liked started showing interest in other guys when you're around her all the time
She is literally perfect
We don't, Kyon did it for us
You are under arrest for lewdness
>Haruhi will never ride you until you can't feel your lower body anymore
>>139365363
God Knows the depths of our lewdness.
>>139349785
Come on, we all know what she needs.
>>139363253
Black Dog and many others taught me that strong-willed girls are weak to anal, should do wonders.
Imagine the expressions and sounds she would make as you force her to ride you cowgirl until she can take it all the way to the balls.
>>139362716
Literally built for sin.
I just love reading /a/nons lewd thoughts for some reason.
>>139365154
I would love to cum into her hair.
>>139349974
>>139349785
Is she bisexual?
>>139349785
you dont fix what isnt broken /a/non.
>>139367601
I'dwrap my arms tightly around her pretty head and never let go
>>139367783
If you go by her "I'll fuck anything as long as it's unusual" policy then probably yes. But I'd say she's just sexually frustrated and really only wants Kyon's affection
