Christmas cakes are for ______
Being underappreciated by nips
>>139343525
Cushioning.
Marriage
soft bullying
>>139343607
mofo you better have sauce for this!
>>139343864
I wonder what kind of cake Funabori would turn out to be.
>>139343525
NTRing with their hotter younger sister
Making children with!
Christmas
why are you so dumb /a/
>>139343525
Smug
>>139343525
Eating with love and care
sitting on the shelf
>>139343525
Indifference
>>139343912
ForSS related bullying
>clean
Head pats
Cuddling
Kissing
Hand holding
Massages
Friendship
marrying
growing old with
>lewd
licking through panties
light bondage
cosplay in preferred outfit
domination
breast sucking
impregnating
doggy style
BJ
>>139344315
Cute! CUTE!
>>139344315
I would marry your mind if I could
Never winning the MCbowl, as far as I can tell.
Dying alone.
>>139343607
panda prease
>>139343869
>>139344847
http://exhentai.org/g/883520/8d9473d536/
>>139343525
eating
>>139344226
oh my gosh
>>139343525
Everything you stupidass chump.
>>139343525
Kissing sensualy
>>139343525
Eating very very slowly and savoring the sweet taste.
ass to ass
>>139344744
you flatter me, kind anon.
>>139344697
No u!
>>139343525
Fucking of course.
>>139343525
Sticking your dick in
>>139346199
>even 2d fatties are perfect
UGH WHY IS EVERYTHING IN THE REAL SO AWFUL
2D IS PERFECTION
>>139343525
Fucking them so hard they wobble the next day.
Then they get back at you the next night by riding you until you're dehydrated.
>>139349581
>UGH WHY IS EVERYTHING IN THE REAL SO AWFUL
Because they didn't draw the cellulite and bed sores
>>139349581
>UGH
>>139343869
>mofo
Lurk more retard.
cakes would be better if they weren't always drawn with cowtits.
Why can't we get a tall, slim older girl?
>>139343977
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>139351319
>always liked milfs/Christmas cakes
>I'm now the age of most milfs/Christmas cakes
Time sucks.
Creating offspring
>>139343525
Tender love and procreation.
>>139352425
Her thighs look so soft
>>139343525
WHAT ANIME IS THIS? SHES PERFECT
>>139352668
Boku no cake
>>139343864
this 100 times.
Marriage to though.
Cakes are for marrying and protecting from this cold, harsh world.
>>139352700
Nice meme
>>139352954
How easy is it to travel to japan and steal their cakes?
>>139344226
That is really hot. I should read this.
Feeding tears
>>139352954
Poor cake.
>>139353778
Say I know nothing about White Album. Is the cake good enough to make me watch the whole show?
>>139353778
context?
>>139353778
Go on.
>>139353831
Not really, but she fucks him quite a lot besides this, including basically ambushing him in the toilets.
>>139354007
>>139354106
He's depressed because he can't see his Japanese Pop Idol girlfriend, so he keeps sleeping around and err (character motivation gets a bit ehhh, WA is weird) that cake is his girlfriends manager and she wants him to stay away from her so she can be a success and offers to be her replacement.
Though I'm fairly certain she's lonely and in love with him too, she has to deal with a secret stalker stressing her and she's probably lonely.
>>139353778
You can literally see the tears pooled on the tip of her tongue before she slides it down his throat...
>>139344226
Sauce me
>>139343525
Christmas.
>>139344226
Don't you DARE leave this thread without sauce nigger. I don't give a FUCK if its against /a/ customs, that had no less than 5 of my fetishes on one page
>>139354479
>>139354626
Not actually a cake
>>139354876
>that filename
I guess we just can't have nice things, can we?
>Draw a couple of Christmas cakes
>Make them Christmas cake archetypes
>18 and 19
No wonder birth rates are down in Japan, the men refuse to have relationships with anyone of legal age.
>>139354483
>A lonely office lady will never ask if you can keep her company during the holiday season
>She will never start feeling depressed again on New Years Day, because you'll be leaving soon
>You will never tell herA Cake is for life, not just for Christmas.
>>139352758
Source?
>>139355204
pretty much the only doujin featuring yaharisensei
>>139352027
It's okay, you can still be faceless old man that gets all the schoolgirl pussy you can still get hard to at your old age.
>>139352954
>it's the reality that's the nightmare
Yep. Nightmare goggles? They do nothing.
>>139343525
Hard-ass pounding
>>139343525
Cuddling up with a good book.
>>139343525
Gentle deflowering, handholding, missionaries and kissing.
Maybe all 4 at same time.
>>139352758
Fuck that got me so hard, especially with how they kept going at it even after the actual love-making.
>>139343525
>>139343525
Turning into MILFs.
Man, I want to impregnate a Christmas Cake so badly..
>>139356938
what show was she from?
>I hope you don't mind keeping your boss company for tonight.
>C'mon, you're not going to make me finish these drinks by myself, are you?
>You're such a hard worker at the office, anon. And so cute, too. I'm jealous of your girlfriend.
>Whaaat?! You're still single? You don't saaaay~
>>139357624
Ah fuck, literally my fetish.
>>139356253
I want these two to fuck beyond all reason and I know they're not going to.
The suffering is real.
>>139357624
Only way to improve this would be to make the bosslady start crying and pulling him in.
>>139355114
>A Cake is for life, not just for Christmas.
My...my heart boner
>>139357749
Pray that the PSP VN gets fully translated and het route isn't shit.
>>139354265
Right, but does the cake win?
>>139354479
>>139354626
>>139354915
Eden - It's an Endless World! vol 8
best cakeshe's 29 and still hasn't married, despite kaiji
>>139358159
No, he gets his shit together and they both admit that they were using each other for their own ends and he lets her go.
There's a montage of all the girls who got involved with at the end, and hers shows what must have been his POV from when he was in bed with her, as she brushes her hair aside and has nothing but a bra on iirc.
>>139358549
Lame!
>>139358549
Well I say they both admit to it, but I think Yayoi liked him more than she let on, she did have her own route in the VN where you break up with your GF and get with her.
>>139357650
>>139357775
>Thanks for coming out with me, anon. It's been ages since I've had this much fun.
>Everyone's always so stiff and formal at the office, it's nice to be able to relax once in a while.
>H-hey, anon?
>Did... you mean it when you said you thought I was beautiful?
>>139357749
She's so overly enthusiastic it's ridiculously adorable.
>>139357980
Hopefully yeah and I hope it's not just treated as a gag route.
>>139343525
tender loving
>>139358641
Go on...
>>139358641
...and?
>getting to the point where cakes are just women my age
Fugg:-D
>>139358419
thanks m80
>>139358641
That 'am I doing the right thing' expression on her face as she no doubt relents a few secondsl ater and is pushed back softly onto the floor, holding ever tighter, breathing heavier.
>>139359011
dont worry anon, men just get more attractive with age. If you find a cake, snatch her quick.
>>139358960
>>139359006
>I've always been so busy at the office...
>It's been so long since a man has held me like this... you feel so nice, anon.
>W-we shouldn't go any further, but I...
>I don't want to let go...
>>139359391
>interlocking fingers
God damn it....
>>139357624
>>139358641
>>139359391
>>139354007
He pissed himself when he was a little boy and has been insecure ever since. I'm not joking.
>All these fags asking for source every time something is posted
/a/ has basically become animesuki now hasn't it?
>tfw christmas cakes never say hi to you
fuck sakes, i need to become 2d.
>>139359536
>>139359631
>Can I tell you a secret?
>I've had my eye on you since you started working here. I didn't want to make things awkward at the office...
>But you kept me company, made me blush, called me beautiful, held my hand...
>You flipped my switch, anon.
>You have to take responsibility.
>Right here, on my desk.
>Oh my... is that for me?
>>139357624
I love this shit.
It fits in perfectly with my nee-san and soft femdom fetishes.
>>139343525
Science
>>139359995
Holy shit this is making me hard as diamonds.
>>139357624
>>139358641
>>139359391
>>139359995
MOOOOOOOOODS
>>139352668
Oregairu
>>139357624
>>139358641
>>139359391
>>139359995
>>139357624
>>139358641
>>139359391
>>139359995
The before bed masturbation.
>>139358506
>thoroughly thrashed goods
Stay pleb
>>139360106
>>139360332
>Zzzzzmmfff...
>Mmm... hold me, anon...
>I wish you'd told me sooner...
>Don't let me go...
Are there any manga with this theme in particular?/h/ is not a requirement
I remember one by Amazume Ryuta
>>139355091
More like can't
>>139343525
Convents.
>>139360602
you fuck
>>139346199
>dat tummy groping.
be still my dick.
>>139360602
>I wish you'd told me sooner...
>Don't let me go...
Fuckthis would make me want to hold onto her even tighter
This guy >>139343692 is right.
This will never be you.
>>139363515
Good. I'm a grown woman. I want to fuck a real man, not some little boy who should be out playing sports or doing homework.
what the fuck is a christmas cake?
>>139363738
A miserable pile of secrets.
>>139363903
Don't do this to me.
>>139363607
so anyone 3 to 5 years less than your age are out by default?
>>139352758
I literally just wacked it to this one.
>>139363738
that which nobody wants after the 25th
>>139364153
congratulations?
I demand to wake up with a tomboy Christmas Cake laying next to me.
I refuse to open my eyes or move from this bed until my demands are met.
>>139357749
If Shizuka wins the 8bowl I will go fucking nuts
i NEED THIS
>>139361237
Jeeesus. Where is that from?
>>139364236
Get yourself a dakimakura. I highly recommend them.
>>139363607
>a grown woman
>on 4chan
>specifically /a/
womyn
>>139363607
Hell yeah, tile patterns.
>>139363607
You'll be singing a different tune at 36. You'll be wringing young men dry as if their sperm has anti aging properties.
>>139343525
100 yen each on clearance sale
>Cake-Ai
A boy falls in love with a Christmas Cake.
Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the mature woman's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the mature woman, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the cougar he called is not the same cougar he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the lady's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of CAKES.
>>139365213
Ayyy
>>139365213
>>139365213
>>139360602
>Ah, m-morning, anon! Sorry I'm late, I... had trouble sleeping last night.
>Just a dream, that's all. Just a silly dream...
>You... had a dream, too? A-and you said I was in it?
>N-no, no, I'm not mad. If anything, I... well, you were in mine, too.
>...um, anon?
>Would you... like to get a drink after work together?Fin. She's out there for you somewhere, anons. If you find her, don't let go.
>>139360602
Dammit
>tfw this will never happend to you
>>139365572
>TFW no cakes at my workplace
>Only happily married MILFs
>>139365759
>Everyone is married but you
>You've seen too much NTR hentai and don't even want to think about starting shit with a married woman
I'm literally going to die alone.
>>139364313
Needs a second ramen date ending with them going back to her apartment for 'coffee'.
>>139365993
>don't even want to think about starting shit with a married woman
It's OK anon, you're a good person. We can die alone together.
>you will never hypnotize 3 cakes into thinking they're your mother.
![5d91d44fbdfac4db3ce1924f202a9d5e[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8tHTvGW.jpg "5d91d44fbdfac4db3ce1924f202a9d5e[1].jpg")
>tfw consulting company lawyer on IT terminology
>tfw she tells me if we were to get married we must be compatible first to show her understanding of my explanation
She's probably got 10 years over me but damn Asians are cute even in their 30s
>>139366081
>so many years spent failing to find the right man
>when all I had to do was wait for him
>>139366267
>thinking they're your mother.
then why are they dressed as school girls and looking like they want to suck my dick
>>139352954
>it's like a nightmare you can't wake up from
>April 30th
>>139366537
More like
>Why try to find the perfect man when you can create the perfect man.
>>139366537
I seriously hope this faggot author gives her some time before the end of the series.
test
>tfw have slept with someone who's in cake range
>it was in england
>it was shit
should have gone for a nip
>>139360415
That such a great cake was wasted on such a shit show is a fucking travesty.
>>139368516
Why was it shit? Was she boring in bed?
>>139366580
Well their son wanted to see them in their highschool uniforms.
>>139356411
>missionaries
*ding dong*
Do you have time to talk about our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ?
>>139368703
>Why was it shit?
Nae. She was English.
>>139360072
Nakamura-sensei is cute!
CUTE!
>>139368516
Thanks for your 3D greentext blog, normalfag.
>>139356253
>>139343525
Been ignored
>>139369921
This pic made me remember we once had an e-mail field.
Feels so long ago.
>>139365572
>Fin. She's out there for you somewhere, anons. If you find her, don't let go.
how do you know if it's her though ?
>>139343525
>>139366081
>>139366537
>>139369921She really looks like a grown up Yukino.
>>139363607
I think this is not your thread then
>>139372889She IS a grown up Yukino.
>>139373498
Poor Yui doesn't have a single chance then.
>>139366081
>>139366537
>>139354007
She's literally a whore, in a matter of fact she must be one of the maximum canon whores on anime.
>>139365572
>She's out there for you somewhere, anons. If you find her, don't let go.
No she isn't. Don't give people false hope.
>>139343525
>30 years old 10/10 hottie
>single, or even more, a virgin
Not even Saitama vs Goku on a pokemon battle is this much unrealistic.
>>139373872
In the 2D world the 99.9% of the girls are pretty/cute so it makes sense.
![J1SwIXP[2].png](https://i.imgur.com/388gaXq.png "J1SwIXP[2].png")
>>139373872
Welcome to the world of 2D where princes are male and princesses are female and attractive women can be lonely virgins well into their 30s.
>>139363515
fuck you ;-;
>>139373872
Finally, someone said it.
>>139365213Threadly reminder that you should stop posting that because it's a thing.https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139/1/
i want a cake
>>139343525
Marriage.
Posting underrated cake
>>139373550
He needs to stop making excuses, love doesn't work that way.
>>139365213
IT'S HAPPENING
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm28543479
>>139353778
Who is she?
>>139376415
This.
>If I'd met her ten year ealier
Fuck you 8man.Hiratsuka-sensei deserves better. ;_;
>>139377856
lurk more
>>139343525
unconditional love and sex
>>139377964
If 8-man met Hiratsuka sensei 10 years earlier she's probably still a flippant girl who thinks she can snag any man she wants.
He has to go back to the point where she realizes that's not going to happen.
>>139378052
What he needs to do is just spend enough time with her outside of school, it wouldn't be long before she fell for him.
>>139378502
if she hasn't already
>>139379442
She's probably resisting because of her 'better' judgement as his teacher.
>>139344315
>hand holding
>clean
>>139379568
>because of her 'better' judgement as his teacher.
Which is exactly why it should be 8man who makes the actual move. Seriouslyscrew works like these for always making feel bad for the Christmas cake.
>>139380016
Those thighs are just too good.
For American Yahari fans, vol 1 of Oregairu will be distributed in the US come June.
Someone post those comics where a teenager swears to marry a little girl when she grows up, and then the girl is now a teenager and flirts with the Christmas Cake version of the former teenager.
That shit was hot.
>>139343525
marriage and procreation
Are there anything where cake wins? I need some of that.
>>139380185
>>139381842
Koi wa Misoji wo Sugite kara
>>139373498
Sensei is the Original.
>>139381878
I'd ween her off those cigarettes though. No kissing until she's not had one for a certin, ever increasing ammount of time. As a cake she will priorities kissing and sex even above her nicotine addiction so it's a water tight plan.
>>139376365
Why are bedhair sleepy scientist-types are always best girls?
>>139343525
Netorare
>>139382248
>I'd ween her off those cigarettes though.
Pic-related
>>139382450
Typing "NTR" and "netorare" just be an instant ban.Kill yourself
>>139382450
>NTR with Christmas cakes
>implying that there's anyone to NTR to begin with
I mean, they're Christmas cakes for a reason you know.
>>139382579
*should
Fucking hell that's how mad I am
>>139382248
>not wanting a smoke after an intense love making session
>>139368703yes
>>139382765
Different anon but I'll admit, that has its own appeal too. Besides, 2D =/= 3D so it's hardly an issue.
>>139383511
I want to buy her a fresh pack of her favourite brand, but she's only allowedto smoke outside while holding my hand.
>>139382450
>>139384318
So what is the perfect age gap for Cakes?
10 years older?
>>139384318
>>139384318
Whoa whoa whoa there, c'mon anon, keep it PG.
>>139384540
5-10
>>139381842
Jitsu Wa Watashi Wa
>>139365213
Keit-Ai Episode 1 on YouTube! It's habbening!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_rz1bluG_k
>>139384318
Christ...
>>139384318
>doing it outside
Well aren't you an adventurous one
>>139363607
What's going on in this thread, guys?
>>139384318
oh baby, this is my fetish
>>139384318
>I know, I get addicted to things. I'm not proud of it.
>Some things you don't realize how much you missed, until you get a taste again.
>We said we'd wait until you graduated, but...
>Please don't make me wait any longer.
Stop reminding me Hiratsuka won't fucking win
>>139353778
Man, that show was a fucking ride. Nothing like WA 2
>>139385490
Just fantasizing aboutholding handswith Hiratsuka-sensei.
>>139385566
This is what we need ever since Hiratsuka made her appearance as the first (and best) girl in the series.
>>139385720
Don't lie to me anon.
>>139385720
ＴＯＰＣＡＫＥ ending is the only way for WW to write himself out of the hell he's now in.
HAVE FAITHbut considering that Hachiman is a WW standin, then the Totsuka end will probably happen.
Cakes
>>139386401
Dibs on Misato, now and forever
>>139386319
>tfw first girl becomes the true end
This would seriously make me happy
>>139386321
Haven't seen this one before.Saved.
>>139386528
I will fight you anon nobody gets to have her except for me
>>139379925
Fuck off you retarded memer
>>139386681
>>139386716
>implying I meant that Misato
Lmao you can keep her I'm talking about the one from Shirobako, famalam
>>139386814
Anon, don't do this to me. I just had a good fap moments ago.
When 8man x Hiratsuka actually happens
>>139386846
Oh thank you anon I'm glad you left the good one for me that is very kind.
>>139386989
>mfwStop doing this to me
>>139387055
Good banter m8 I approve
>>139386989
>When 8man x Hiratsuka actually happens
>>139386989
8man is going to get to suck on those Christmas Cake tits.
Cakes are for reminding them of their age and lack of boyfriend.
>>139344315
I got a diamond hard on from reading just the clean ones.
