OMEDETOU!
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https://a.pomf.cat/fyvhnq.mp3
Would you let her cook for you?
>>139339567
Best girl
Ishida Sui can draw a pretty good ass.
>>139339707
They're all nice
>>139339683
The curry probably tasted good
>>139339817
The drawing of Rei he did.
>>139339827
asuka is a weak character and mari is filler
Rei a shit.
>>139339567
Are those some vans? Is Rei secretly effay?
>>139339899
Let's have only good vibes ITT fampai.
>>139339899
Fuck off.
>>139340015
Mari really is an unnecessary character though, he's right about that.
are these the kind of shoes Rei wears
what else shoes does rei wear
Nike?
>>139340210
>"Commander. Is food good?"
>>139340471
>>139339945
Standard school assigned shoes.
>>139339567
>>139340966
Pic?
>>139340982
>Rei's Birthday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDajqW561KM
>>139340471
Tricky rick geobaskets
>>139340471
She has some slippers she wears in episode 5.
rei time all the time
>>139341094
>>139339863
This is the only thing remotely related to Tokyo Ghoul that belongs here so please stop at that.
>>139339899
All characters in Evangelion are flawed, anon.
Rei is a very reclused and emotionally unresponsive being.
Asuka is obsessed with being the best at everything, the result of a childhool trauma that is ironically related to the giant "robot" she is piloting. She also tends to be mean because she has built a wall around herself so she wouldn't get hurt.
Shinji is an apathetic coward who hides in his shell and shivers in fear whenever he has an important decision to make.
Misato is an alcoholic who tries to escape the harsh cruelty of reality via hedonism, which is still more mature than the other characters because she is there and does what she can when it counts.
Mari is just otakobait.
>>139339567
,,Who am I? You are Rei Ayanami. But, who are you? Are you Rei Ayanami as well? Correct, I’m the thing that is recognized as Rei Ayanami. We are all things that are recognized as Rei Ayanami. How could all of those possibly be me? It is simply because the others call us Rei Ayanami, that is the only reason. You possess a false body and a fake soul, do you know why? I am neither false nor fake, I am simply me. No, you are an empty shell with a false soul created by a man named Gendou Ikari. You are just an object that is pretending to be human. Look deep within yourself. do you perceive the almost intangible and physical presence that lurks below your waking self? inside your darkest dreams? It is there that your true identity lies. No, I am me. I became myself by the instrumentality of the links and relationships between myself and others. I am formed by interaction of others. They create me as I create them. These relationships and interactions serve to shape the patterns of my heart and mind.''
Those are bonds?
,,Yes. That is the name for what I share with those who have created the thing known as rei. That is what will continue to shape me.''
Those are bonds.
I really love Rei's monolouges. They are so nice and they reveal so much about her. People often claim that she is an emotionless doll, but that is not true. She is quiet and professional, but she lacks social skills. She doesn't talk much, but every word she says has a purpose. Not being talkative does not mean that she is emotionless. Also, her story is so beautiful: Something disposable, that was only made as a tool, and who was never supposed to be a human, gains free will and emotions trough her interactions with other humans and becomes a individual human being herself.
Happy birthday Rei ! I will always love you!!
>>139341719
Happy birthday my beautiful blue-haired Goddess!
>>139341889
Nobody will ever teach Rei to ride a bike. Her genki life will always be a sweet dream someone else had for her.
>>139342030
>>139342154
>Asuka gets an effay as fuck shirt
>Rei's is meh.
I love Rei but it looks like shit, whereas Asuka's is straight fire. What do?
http://www.shopwithasianstereotypes.com/2014/08/asuka-t-shirt.html
http://www.shopwithasianstereotypes.com/2014/11/rei-t-shirt.html
>>139342205
>>139342285
First time I've seen the Rei shirt on there before, looks good to me. The customer support and delivery times are pretty bad though
>>139342344
Man, I love Rei.
Didn't participate too much this year tho ;_;
>>139342678
is this necessary?
Sex with Rei
>She knows the basic idea of sex, even though she's never experienced it.
>You spend your nights talking to her and getting her to warm up to you.
>She is comfortable being naked around you, but she is uncomfortable with doing the deed just yet.
>She's embarrassed by herself and what she is.
>You tell her you love her, and that she is that matters to you right in that moment.
>She opens up and you two make love sweetly, gently and with a few awkward moments between you because you haven't been together that long.
>You both eventually grow closer and start being comfortable and try some fun things with Rei taking the reigns!(hehe)
Sex with Asuka
>She'd be insulting at first
>But in the moments when she's alone with you she opens herself a little and calls you "baka-anon" affectionately.
>She just wants to be loved, and she feels she can confide her true feelings in you.
>She's not a bad girl, just hurting inside.
>You hug her close, and tell her everything will be alright.
>Days go by, with her becoming nicer, and a little more kind outwardly.
>She's not so hostile to you or the other children either.
>Spending the night with her, she undoes her hair clips, letting her hair loose.
>She undresses and takes it slow.
>Gently now, she holds you and locks her legs. Not wanting to let you go.
>The only cries she lets out are her gasps of pleasure.
>You spend the rest of the night making love and cuddling with her.
cont.
HAPPY BDAY!
>>139342710
Sex with Rei
>she just lies there not doing anything until you're finished
>gets up and cleans up
>shows you to the door and slams it in your face
Sex with Asuka
>She gets into it slightly before she starts crying midway through
>You stop to ask if she's alright
>Sobs uncontrollably and then pushes you out the door and slams it in your face
>>139342709
Absolutely. No home should be without one.
>>139342285
are these even official products
you can get nice shirts elsewhere
>>139342710
>You liked how nice she was to you, she gave you a place to call home and someone to come home to
>Even if she drank too much, she was still a good person at heart.
>She did have her drunken nights, where she would lose it and start telling you stories.
>You had taken a liking to her as the years went on.
>She was almost like a mother you never had.
>You decide to tell her that you have feelings for.
>"Such an old hag like me? You're just saying that because I'm drunk."
>You tell her you are serious.
>She's been so kind to you and everyone else.
>She's strong, but maybe a little hard-headed at times, but you do care about her.
>She takes your hand in hers and leads you to her room.
>Her eyes grow serious. "I can show you some grown-up things I've learned, anon-kun."
>She removes her shirt and shorts.
>The only thing remaining is the cross dangling around her neck.
>She kisses you deeply, but with gentleness like a lover would.
>She smells like alcohol and sweat still.
>She lays down with you, making you moan and hide your embarrassment a little.
>"Just let it out! You don't have to hide from me at all." she keeps up her rhythm, getting you close to the edge but denying you release.
>"I love you, thank you for all that you've done for me and everyone." she finally says.
>With that, she lets you climax.
>You both wash up together after
>Cuddling in bed follows and you fall asleep in her arms with her holding you all night long
I should write more. Changed it a bit
>>139342894
That one is shit.
>>139342894
>>139342440
>>139342344
These aren't Rei.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmyLrmYW5VY
This AMV got me into Evangelion a gazillion years ago:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tJQ6AweIf4
I was intrigued by Rei.
>>139342986
at least the drawing was made and intended to be put on a t-shirt, rather than just a keyframe pinched from the groundworks book
Asuka fridge:
>ice
>microwave dinners
>peas
Rei fridge:
>luxury desserts
>expensive gateau
>drinks
BTFO
>>139343108
Reifags stooping to new lows to justify their slutfu.
>>139343108
Asuka fridge:
>ice
Just like her heart
>microwave dinners
Disgusting meat
>peas
ewww
Rei fridge:
>luxury desserts
yummy
>expensive gateau
yes!
>drinks
water is best.
BTFO
>I'm teasing. They're both great girls.
>>139343108
How many times has Asuka been opened? Slut!
>>139343108
Asuka Fridge
>alcohol and whatever the hell else Misato has in her fridge
Rei Fridge
>instant ramen and sandwich meat
>>139343233
Meanwhile Rei canonically opens herself up to the whole planet.
>>139343295
I got you this Nigga Shit, Rei.
>>139343078
Still shit, and not even Rei.
>>139343108
>luxury deserts
Anon I feel like you and I have very different incomes.
>>139343284
That's Lillith the Mother of Sluts opening up, not Rei. In fact Lillith used Rei's body against her will. Rei was raped and is now even worse off.
>>139343443
*desserts, before I get called on that
l love Rei and all her clones.
>>139343550
Can we agree that Yuki is the best Rei clone?
Rei dresses well
>>139343550
New series? REI & CLONE?
>>139343617
>>139343614
She's a top clone but I prefer food fightclub Rei.
>>139343866
Ice witch is great.
>>139339567
It's an eldritch abomination from space, not you're waifu.
>>139342819
>>139342710
>sex with Rei
More like this, obviously.
Where is Destrado when you need him?
>>139342331
>>139343866
Her design was made for intense loving.
Tell me /a/, why do you like Rei?
>>139344124
>>139342678
SO where can we get one?
>>139343617
>>139344184
She's the best girl.
Strong silent type. Gets shit done. Worthy of sympathy and admiration.
>>139344253
>>139343617
>>139344376
>>139344184
Why so small?
>>139344305
She's worst girl, though.
>>139344184
I'm drawn to damaged girls and to supernatural/non-human beings that take the guise of human women.
Also, both her looks and her reserved, slightly icy yet fragile demeanor is just too cute.
>>139344184
Because if I say I like Mari.
I'll get cyberbillyed, M9.
>>139344102
Could her tits be any more round? Jesus fucking christ.
>>139344494
She's the best.
>>139344467
How come the privileged girl has a bony man body?
お目出度う
>>139344661
>>139344467
Rei is way shorter than Asuka. They fucked up.
>>139344663
At being a toilet.
>>139344384
She's perfect
>>139344467
>>139344823
If by "way shorter" you mean "exactly the same height" you'd be correct.
Nothing like a birthday beating
>>139344902
>Asuka birthday thread
>everyone is having a good time until the Reifags arrive
>Rei "birthday" thread
>Reifags can't shut the fuck up about Asuka and Asukafags
LOVING
EVERY
LAUGH
>>139345013
>>139345157
>he's still butthurt from over 3 hours ago
Let it go, lad.
>>139345157
(you)
there you go
>>139345157
>Loving every laugh
You said that last thread when I was posting Rei Q pictures and you wrongly perceived that as an Asukafag attack.
>>139345082
![[HorribleSubs] Plastic Memories - 07 [720p].mkv_snapshot_01.30_[2016.03.28_12.16.11].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rk6nrB4.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Plastic Memories - 07 [720p].mkv_snapshot_01.30_[2016.03.28_12.16.11].jpg")
>>139343550
Is there a full version with absolutely all of them
>>139345215
Don't reply to it.
>>139344013
Why not both?
No Rei without Lilith. Truly best girl, and she spawned those little demons on her shoulder.
Truly bestest of girls.
>>139345301
>>139345294
Not that guy, but
>posting Rei Q pictures
Asukafag or not, that is vile.
>>139345383
>>139345473
Check out little Rei with the pokemon trainer pose.
>>139345454
>>139345451
>knees firmly together
>no pantyshot
>>139345306
Not that I know of, but tvtropes has a whole page dedicated to Rei clones so someone could make another chart but there's a shit ton of them.
>>139345525
>>139345399
Don't be so autismal. A nice picture of Rei wearing black is just a picture of Rei wearing black. Like any other Rei picture she's generally just standing or sitting around with a blank expression on her face
In that case you should be leaping on any picture of Rei wearing casual clothes (any one of them could be Rei Q) and/or acting un-Rei like (which is canonically wrong)
>>139345554
Rei is pure.
Rei is CUTE
CUUUUUUUUUUUTE
>>139345575
/a/ put together an image ages ago with all Rei clones (along with other character archetypes) but hell if I can find it now.
>>139345621
Really funny, sport. You know very well that Rei Q is vile, and isn't Rei.
>>139345666
>rei discovers hamburgers
>>139345593
>>139345700
DAMN REI,
BACK AT IT AGAIN
WITH THE WHITE VANS.
>>139345699
>>139345812
>>139345647
I tried looking for it also but it seems lost within the archives.
>>139345901
i want to know what kind of shoes does rei wear
>>139345920
>>139345647
Well shit, I found it.
>>139345979
>>139345792
They're plimsolls, or more specifically "uwabaki". You've see them in literally any anime set in a school.
Stop being retarded, it contributes little to the thread.
>>139346083
change it to tang.
![a-evangelion-neon-genesis-evangelion-rei-ayanami-wallpaper-[5].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hwogn5p.jpg "a-evangelion-neon-genesis-evangelion-rei-ayanami-wallpaper-[5].jpg")
>>139345994
>>139346005
Good job.
>>139345996
School plimsoles and slippers, that's about it.
>>139346113
Hold on, so you be sayin. They're not Van Sneakers?
>>139346083
We need more long haired Rei.
>>139346217
>>139346287
>>139346369
>>139346165
>They're not Van Sneakers?
WABAKI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qj4AXYvRzh0
>>139345792
Fuck off with your shitty normie meme. This is even worse than shitposting.
>>139346472
>>139346460
>>139346145
I don't mind it.
>>139346482
>>>/out/
>>139345593
>shinji walking towards kaworu
fuck that cucking fag.
>>139346446
>computer science has nothing to do with computers isn't a science
>>139346270
>>139346647
This is also OK.
Rei looks like a toilet seat
>you will never buy a billion Ayanami Blue mini cans and paint your house blue
>>139346482
Awful, absolutely awful. That isn't Rei!
I love Rei.
>>139346450
>>139346856
You may pass.
But you're being a cheeky little cunt.
>>139346895
No, you're just being stupid.
How do we remove Rei Q?
>>139346887
>left
Good Rei
>right
Not Rei, shit that shouldn't have existed
Rei is my waifu.
What type of cake would Rei even like for her birthday? I'd reckon she'd be happy with pic related.
>>139346970
You're still being a cheeky cunt.
>>139347092
Vanilla?
Perhaps chocolate?
I think she'd be ok with any type of cake.
>>139347114
They need to stop this Kaworu/Shinji pandering, it's getting out of hand.
Some times I wonder what things would be if Gainax and Khara treated their characters fairly in spinoffs.
I imagine Rei would be even more pop.
>>139347181
It already has gotten out of hand, and not just for Kaworu/Shinji. Pandering period.
Rei #clones is banned
How many years until we unite and start a new trip.
>>139347092
>>139347278
A much deserved ban. Thank goodness it's still in effect.
>>139346970
>posting "she who shall not be named" in a Rei thread
Literally worse than shitposting Asuka fans.
>>139347337
Shortly after Hiroyuki became admin I discovered that it was unbanned. I successfully made about 3 posts before it got rebanned.
>>139345013
Rei is cannon 4'11", Asuka is cannon 5'1".
>>139347373
BOOOTY?
>>139347403
I know. Sucks for you.
>>139347409
You're arguing against an image of actual evidence with useless words
>>139347337
>>139347278
>>139347403
>tfw you made the rei#clones trip
>>139346647
weird
>>139347579
Didn't we get in 12,000 posts or something before the trip was banned?
>anon is old and busted, rei is the new hotness
>>139344184
I really have a hard time nailing it down. She is absolutely everything I love. Short hair, quiet, serious, cute smile, nice body, hard worker, and kinda awkward in a cute way. Rei will always be best girl for me.
>>139347579
Well if what you claim is true I may only shower pretty Rei pictures in honor of your creation of #clones.
>>139347278
Music Class
>Shinji is being fun of for liking classical music
>Asuka is screaming about Rammstein
>Rei is sitting their deadpan while Dogg Pound blasts through her headphones
>>139344184
A million reason, everything from her design to her fantastic character touching on the philosophical topics I like.
She's just so strong and amazing, still keeps going on after everything that's happened.
>>139347714
>She's just so strong and amazing, still keeps going on after everything that's happened.
It's already been 20 years since Eva came out. Where does the time go?
>>139347579
