Adult version is best. Prove me wrong.
>>139334348
i can't
>>139334348
Teenage is, actually.
>>139334348
>>139334348
>>139334348
>>139334476
they all are
How many seasons where she never talked. Now she has essentially narrated entire episodes out of flashback.
>>139334943
>How many seasons where she never talke
1?
>>139334348
You are right, but all Shinobu are waifu/daighteru tier.
Kiss-Shoot Aerola is perfection
>>139334348
She looks like a man, along with Numachi.
>>139334476
Is there a 14 years old version? The fine line between looking like a highschooler and looking like a little girl usually makes for the greatest designs.
>>139334348
Adult version never eats donuts, nor has she ever been carried in Araragi's arms. That's why Shinobu is best.
Shinobu doesn't like who she was as Kissshot.
She's healed and grown a lot since her time with Arararagi. Weird to say that about a 500 year old, but it happened.
>>139336127
No, but shecuddles him lovinglya short while from now.
no
>>139337774
literally perfection incarnated, rreally wish we saw more of teenage shinobu
>>139336501
How many do you think she's had sex with in all those long years?
>>139336501
She got over her depression and isn't alone for the first time in a very, very long time.
Real people also heal and grow up when that happens to them, being five hundred hears old shouldn't change that.
>>139337871
Just Seshirou and RRG.
>>139337819
Would you let her give you a handjob?
>>139337871
Considering that making a minion is like intercourse for vampires and she only did that twice over half a millennium, probably not many.
>>139334943
Only Bake and the first episodes of Nise, after that she talked quite a lot.
>>139337819
shame
>Kizu comes out
>almost no fanart sparked of adult just even more kid
PURGE
so, what's the best order to watch this series in if I haven't seen any of it yet (slowpoke.jpg)
>>139338301
How do we fix this
>>139334348
Some more dozo
>>139338456
Purging all degenarates.
>>139337819
In one of the LNs, she implied that she has no decency. I don't remember exactly, I could be wrong
>>139338406
release order
just like everything else
>>139339441
>tfw you never carry her like that
Why live?
>>139339253
I sure hope she's indecent
>>139334348
>says something reasonable and overall correct
>prove me wrong
Why the fuck would I do that?
Have some DIO
>>139334348
>Prove me wrong.
Easy.
>>139340229
countered
>>139340321
Really?
I like all her versions, but teenager version does things to me I can't explain
>>139340760
i have very similar feet
This image just does things to me I just can't explain.
>>139341788
>only one doujin of her in this outfit
>>139340545
Bring it on
>>139335799
Does her Hanekawa form in Kabuki count, or is that more 12-13?
>>139338301
>>139338456
Wait for parts two and three when she goes teenage and full adult.
She spent most of the first half of Kizu as a kid anyways, its expected that nips will draw her like that with the new short hair she has anywaysNise teen form still one of the best
i still can look forward to adult shinobu in kizu pt 3 and shewill be present for most of the next season I assume, now that koyomi is kill,which i'd guessgaen did to restore full heartunderblade power
>>139334348
miracle of the universe
>>139342466more to turn koyomi back human and make kissshot be the snake shrine's resident goddessbut then they stick together anyways, and gaen makes snail resident goddess
>>139337871
Never? She was a noble who had to protect her virginity before her curse. Then her curse made anyone who came near her kill themselves before they could ever lay hands on her. Then she became an uber powerful vampire who nobody could get close to. Seishirou, the only one who could get close to her before Araragi, literally worshipped her and was probably too beta to make a move before shit went south and she'd probably reject him anyways due to muh vampire pride. Then she was back to isolation again. Now she's in romantic limbo with Araragi and is abstaining for both of their sakes.
>>139344638
I checked the wiki to see how true this is and it made me realize, is Shinobu a mary sue?
>people killed themselves over her because she was too perfect and beautiful for them
>>139344864
Nisio's hobby is dragging mary sues through the mud until they cease to be mary sues.
>>139344864
She's a pretty shit mary sue then, it caused her more strife than benefit and she was miserable about it the entire time
>>139344864
If she was a mary sue she would have been able to take down Medusa without going full vamp. She's no mary sue.
Every form of Shinobu is a miracle.
>>139344945
>>139345097
character suffering, while it can help someone not be a mary sue, doesn't really matter if it has no effect on other characters interaction with said character- see any kind of hardshelled/emo/strong character written by an angsty tween and you know what I mean.
>>139345100
she's fairly unstoppable though. I guess we have to wait until kizu to see otherwise.
>>139344864
>is Shinobu a mary sue?
No, because she's neither an author self-insert or a purely wish-fulfillment based character, which is sort of the whole point of a mary sue character. Being "too perfect" isn't even that strange a plot element especially in cases where it leads to character suffering, that by itself doesn't make a character a mary sue though.
>>139345330
Full power Kissshot is quite over powered, but Kizu doesn't really prove much on how powerful she is honestly, that's not what the story is about. While it shows off her power, it's not a good showcase of it. If anything, the alternate timeline where Araragi died allowing her to have full power again proved how powerful she was. She went apeshit, tore everything apart, and couldn't be stopped.
>>139346051
>self-insert or a purely wish-fulfillment based character
Explain Hanekawa then. She's a mary sue.
>>139346303
You can make a stronger case for her being one, yeah. Hell everyone calls her Nisio's waifu for a reason.
>>139346303
Yeah, kind-of. The one thing that separates her from a true mary sue is she never gets the dick she's looking for and is stuck in the cuck zone forever. She's still boring to see paraded around the screen because of all her sue-ness.
>>139346303
Also a nope, she had to be saved multiple times by Araragi and Shinobu by association. She's a distressed damsel when she's not spouting off things she knows about. Hell, if she was a mary sue she would have won the Araragibowl.
>>139334348
Okay.
>>139346432
>Hell, if she was a mary sue she would have won the Araragibowl.
But then Crab would be a Mary sue. I don't think being with the MC is a requirement for Mary sue characters.
>>139346303
To an extent, I guess? The plot acknowledges her as a freak of nature though
>>139346051
she is a wish-fulfillment character though- you guys wish she was your waifu.
>>139346172
exactly, she is far more powerful than any of the other characters but lacks flaws.
>>139346560
The point is that her character as is isn't a mary sue, and her never being able to be with Araragi is evidence towards that. She's closest to mary sue territory, but she's not there. Crab isn't a mary sue because she's over all average. Cat is smarter and has much more going on in comparison outside her terrible home environment.
>>139345169
Who is the artist?
>>139346691
>you guys wish she was your waifu
well you got me there
>she is far more powerful than any of the other characters but lacks flaws
I'm assuming by flaws you just mean power flaws and not character flaws, since she's had entire arcs covering the latter
Why wouldn't the King of Oddities be that powerful? You can argue that it makes her boring (though it's a weird argument to make here since this isn't a battle-orientated series) but being "powerful" isn't what makes a character a mary sue
(even if we set aside the fact that she's often as useless as Araragi is in the shit he gets involved in)
>>139346691
>she is a wish-fulfillment character
most characters that exist are wish-fulfillment characters. even those that had suffered like guts can be considered wish-fulfillment characters because who wouldn't want to swing a big sword like a badass.
>>139346691
>lacks flaws
She has flaws. One is that she can't be this all powerful vampire as long as Araragi is alive, and she values Araragi's life more than her desire to be that all powerful vampire. She also can't always keep cool head under pressure, allowing her emotions to take over.
Even when she sucks Araragi's blood for a power boost, she can't compete at the full Kissshot level. She is by definition "more powerful" then the rest of the crew, but that doesn't mean she's a mary sue.
If ANYONE is a mary sue(gary stu in this situation), it's Meme, and you can use just all his actions in Kizu as a good enough point towards that.
>>139346783
Some nobody.
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=55239793
>>139346051
That's just one definition of mary sue though, granted it's a confusing term due to how widely it's used
I feel that it can apply to a character that's "too perfect", but I don't feel that it applies to Kiss-Shot since not only is it major plot point woven into the main story (as opposed to her just being perfect whenever she shows up for irrelevant/nonsensical reasoning) but she as a character goes through her fair share of scrutiny both by others and herself too.
>>139334348
If Shinobu changed forms more often it would be cool.
>>139347344
It helps that Shinobu grows as a character almost entirely by shedding her "perfection", embracing her weaknesses, and becoming more human.
![[Blaze077] Koyomimonogatari - 09 - Koyomi Torus [540p].mkv_snapshot_08.55_[2016.03.29_11.24.40].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/INoo2xi.jpg "[Blaze077] Koyomimonogatari - 09 - Koyomi Torus [540p].mkv_snapshot_08.55_[2016.03.29_11.24.40].jpg")
>>139346526
>>139346954
>>139347198
having naturally a lot of power should be balanced by some flaw if they're supposed to be one of the major characters. it could be character flaws as well.
>She also can't always keep cool head under pressure, allowing her emotions to take over.
has there actually been a consequence to this though? plus I've never seen it in the series. is it in the LNs?
![[Blaze077] Koyomimonogatari - 09 - Koyomi Torus [540p].mkv_snapshot_10.52_[2016.03.29_11.26.37].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hYVAFog.jpg "[Blaze077] Koyomimonogatari - 09 - Koyomi Torus [540p].mkv_snapshot_10.52_[2016.03.29_11.26.37].jpg")
>>139347696
>stupid conversation about donuts was actually life advice dressed-up so it wouldn't be awkward
>top it off with light bondage play
How can any other girl compete?
>>139347738
Alternate timeline her is a good example. While Araragi's death allowed her to go full Kissshot, his death was what made her go on her rampage in the first place. It wasn't like "Oh hey, I'm at full power again, I'm going to go murder people!" Before Araragi she didn't go around killing people willy nilly. Other good examples are from farther in Kizu that they've shown in the movies, but even in the first one while trying to act cool as hell while not having limbs she finally breaks down because she doesn't want to die.
>>139347738
>having naturally a lot of power should be balanced by some flaw if they're supposed to be one of the major characters.
if it were a battle series or something to that effect then yeah sure, but in this series her being an ultra-powerful oddity is just part of the setting at most, it's not something that particularly needs to be balanced out by anything
>it could be character flaws as well
Her whole arc is her becoming more and more human over time. As is often the case, being "too perfect" is being presented as a flaw in itself - she's been miserable her entire life due to the effects of it and it's destructive to those around her. Over the course of the series she actively sheds this "too perfect" quality.
>has there actually been a consequence to this though? plus I've never seen it in the series. is it in the LNs?
well there was that time Shinobu asploded the earth over Koyomi dying before her
>>139347771
>>139347992
How does loli know what donut is?
>>139348218
Effective marketing of course.
>>139348077
does she regret killing people afterwards? it sounds a little edgy from the way you write it.
>>139348107
I wouldn't really mind her uber-power if she was actually more of a villain throughout the series and not stuck with Araragi. it's way more reasonable.
> becoming more and more human over time
I don't sense this from the anime. but the series has gone back and forth a lot and I'm not sure if that makes a difference. it would make it a lot better though if she was actually more human because THEN >>139348077 post would give her a flaw - regret over murder.
throughout the anime she's fairly unflappable.
>>139348373
In the alt timeline she has no regret because she's blinded by rage/sadness because of Araragi.
Before him she got used to killing people for food after awhile because it's natural for vampires to survive. She explains she only needs to kill and feed once a month and in her mind it isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of things. It's not really "edgy", it's just how Nisio's vampires work.
>>139348373
When she sees how her alternate self rampage affected Araragi, she completely despised herself. I don't think she's ever going to start regretting doing what she needed to survive for 598 years though.
>>139334348
IT's A MAN, MAN~~
>>139348373
>I wouldn't really mind her uber-power if she was actually more of a villain throughout the series and not stuck with Araragi. it's way more reasonable.
I don't really get what you mean by this?
also I take it that you don't know what happens in Kizu, there's a reason why she's "stuck" with him
>I don't sense this from the anime
compare what she's saying in that bath scene in Nise to her behavior in the latter parts of the series in general.
>regret over murder.
so pretty much everything she said during their meeting with alt. Kiss Shot, right?
>>139342466
Araragi only spends like an instant of Earth's time in the afterlife though.
>>139349060
She still sticks in Kiss-Shot form for a bit to force Gaen to play nice.
>>139334348
>>139347738
>having naturally a lot of power should be balanced by some flaw if they're supposed to be one of the major characters
it's not a battle shounen, power levels don't equate to characterization. Her strength is hardly relevant in almost every situation she finds herself in even.
>>139348373
>she's fairly unflappable
Pretty much the entire 'conflict' in the latter seasons (and why Gaen kills Koyomi at the end of Koyomimono 12) stem from Araragi & Shinobu refusing the sever their connection to each other
at the beginning of the story she wants Araragi to kill her, by the latter end she willingly stays by his side even when given the opportunity to leave
due to her former curse she couldn't have people interact with her, Araragi was the one who formally 'breaks' that curse I suppose and he rubs off on her in general personality-wise as the story progresses
You're viewing her in a weird way with all this mary sue stuff - Araragi was the one who saved her (to enough of an extent for her to start actually enjoying life atleast, which is at the core of what's meant by her becoming more human over time)
>>139349021
their goals don't really mix. araragi wants to save people and shinobu doesn't care if people die. that's why it makes more sense for her to be a villain.
>compare what she's saying in that bath scene in Nise to her behavior in the latter parts of the series in general
how do they differ?
>so pretty much everything she said during their meeting with alt. Kiss Shot, right?
is this in Kizu?
>>139349704
>Her strength is hardly relevant in almost every situation she finds herself in even.
but it does matter in the plot.
>>139349988
>but it does matter in the plot.
I don't think anyone is denying that
I'm not sure how it's relevant to anything else you're saying though, and your notion of it needing to be balanced by something doesn't make sense to me. She could be even more powerful than she is now and it wouldn't mess with her actual character arc in any major way.
>>139349704
>Araragi was the one who saved her
Even though Oshino likes to go on about how people can only save themselves, if Araragi ever truly saved someone, it's Shinobu. It did take a lifetime commitment though.
>>139349988
>is this in Kizu?
You really need to rewatch the series and get your facts straight before you try to argue this shit.
>>139349988
>how do they differ
She just become more "domesticated" as the series goes on. You can see her behavior change throughout the series. She becomes less cold
>is this in Kizu?
No, that's in Second Season when they time travel
>>139350261
>She could be even more powerful than she is now and it wouldn't mess with her actual character arc in any major way.
but the amount of power a character has affects their personality and intentions overall. she's already powerful though, so no, it would not affect anything.
>>139350297
why don't you just explain what you want to argue?
>>139350429
>She becomes less cold
if she gained humanity, wouldn't that make her suffer more knowing what she did in the past? the thing that bugs me the most is the lack of consequence. if you're a murderer, then you would be despised by everyone.
>>139350917
not that anon but
>wouldn't that make her suffer more knowing what she did in the past?
what exactly could she have done differently in the past in this regard? outside of the one time where she did try to and ended up getting attacked by a black hole monster
>>139334348
>Is the one that cuts the arm off.
>Is the one that destroys the world
>Is the one that wants to die.
>Best
what do her breasts smell like?
>>139350917
>wouldn't that make her suffer more knowing what she did in the past?
no? she did what she had to do to survive
in Mayoi Jiangshi she went apeshit and destroyed most of humanity over her own weakness, what Shinobu says about it at the end of that arc doesn't mean that she would start moping about everything she did in her past
>then you would be despised by everyone.
I'm pretty sure it's just Koyomi she gives a shit about
>>139351377
Blood, despair, and the essence of womanhood.
>>139351377
My dick.
>>139350917
>wouldn't that make her suffer more knowing what she did in the past?
To live she needed to kill and eat humans. That's how a vampire works. To her it's like if a human felt regret for eating meat or plants because at one point they were alive, but they had to die to keep them alive. It's the food chain in this universe. The only thing in her past that makes her suffer is what happened with her first thrall. Eating to survive is the least of her worries.
>if you're a murderer, then you would be despised by everyone
Cat is told all about Kissshot eating people while Araragi is generally concerned about it, and she's all "Oh, she eats people? That makes sense, it's probably not a big deal to her anymore."
She only eats one person a month to stay alive. Most people that aren't connected to apparitions don't even know she exists. Who's going to despise her if they don't even know her actions?
>>139351423
>>139351732
I don't think killing people for food while also being "human" or gaining humanity, is really possible. it would at least skew your sense of morality.
that's why I don't think she has actually developed and become more human, like one anon was arguing. and there's a clear lack of consequence for murdering people it seems, hence, it's not much of a flaw.
reminder once his fake GF that he cheats on with big boob glasses girl, both will die and shinobu and araragi will spend hundreds of years together, forgetting they existed
>>139351900
>lack of consequence
Araragi forced her to become what she currently is instead of giving her the wish of dying like she wanted to in Kizu. He didn't let her have the easy way out. She can't eat people for sustenance anymore, only from Araragi's blood. Hell, she ate a person in front of him to make him want to kill her. It's not like she doesn't know killing and eating people is bad, but she does it because she has to, and in this case she did it so Araragi would get angry at her and kill her. She even threatened to go and eat hundreds of people so he would kill her. She doesn't go around announcing she eats people because she knows it's taboo, but it's not like that would stop her from doing it.
I personally never called her "human", I called her "domesticated" and said she become less cold. She went from a virtually unstoppable, lonely vampire to a shadow of her former self that enjoys donuts and conversations with her master. Morality isn't much of a thing to a 500+ year old creature.
>>139352427
She might literally be a shadow of her former self, but the theme of her development seems to be hinting that she's becoming a much stronger person despite losing her powers.
I would have liked a single maybe 15 minute episode where it depicts the alternate scenario where Araragi dies to Hanekawa and Shinobu goes mad and brings the world to ruin
Yozuru, Kaiki, and Oshino fighting Kiss-shot would be pretty neat.
I don't know how Shinobu/Kiss Shot couldn't be everyone's favorite character from Monogatari.
>>139353873
monkey exists
>>139353873
I'm more of a Snailfag.
>>139353873
Me neither. On every level, physically, mentally, even spiritually, shinobu is superior. In fact, the only way its possible to talk about best girl in monogatari is to accept shinobu wins by default and who is runner up.
Snail is a respectable choice.
>>139334481
can someone pls dump a doujin
>>139355383
There's one good non-H one and it's about Crab.
>>139341788
>sexualizing the Shinobu
Fucking degenerates.
>>139356167
Shinobu is lewd as fuck and she knows it.
>>139337871
Since she feels everything Araragi does hasn't she basically fucked Crab?
>>139356453
I wonder if she ever uses her shapeshifting abilities to grow a penis and masturbate along to their sessions.
>>139346526
>filename relevant
Anyone have high res copies of these?
Can't deny it
>>139358820
I want to see Kiss Shot with Shinobu's sundress.
>>139358889
>>139359104
Perfect.
>you will never pet Shinobu's head as a sign of obedience
>>139345100
>mary sue
I beg to differmeme got her heart without her noticing it.
>>139360846
It's only fair, since she stole everyone else's.
>>139353873
Shinobu is great and all but hardly the patrician's taste.
>>139346783
Check out the manga adaptation for FLCL if you like this art style.
They are all perfect.
Daughteru
Waifu
Mistress
imouto
Onee-chan
>>139356296
what did she mean by that?
>>139354779
lewd
>Prove me wrong.
>>139344864
Is there a term for the direct opposite of a mary sue? A character who magically suffers just because?
is it true that ougi killed snail?
>>139370956
Anti-sue
>>139358743
Did any more camrips drop?
>>139370956
>A character who magically suffers just because?
Me.
>>139371562
No.
>>139372833
>not having the bluray yet
>>139370956
>humanity taken away from him
>opressed by inhuman monsters and gods
>in a constant struggle for survival
Is Franku the most complex anime character of all time?
Shinobu is shit tier but Kiss-shot is best girl.
>>139334481
Why aren't these translated? I want some Acerola goodness.
>>139359104
this is my fetish
>>139376172
Are you from the future, anon?
>>139379465
Or they could have been super ballsy and stolen the copy their theater used.
>>139334348
But Anon, how can I prove you wrong when you are right?
Also a Christmas Cake Vampire will never tenderly snuggle you with love.
>>139377771
gay
Owari OST
http://www.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=798629
>>139382173
based
>>139382173
upvote
>>139384561
THATS FUCKING CUTE GOT ANYMORE CUTE PICS LIKE THAT
>>139365236
Thanks anon
>>139382173
dayum
She cheats on the main character by accepting food by that faggot and thus flirts with him in the cafe.
>Implying this isn't the best version
>>139389591
>>139334348
>X = Y
Logically speaking your argument is incorrect.
>>139389591
>freckles
for what purpose?
Why won't Nisio let Bat and Crab interact?
>>139349603
>wearing high heels in the 1400s
>>139392744
it's not relevant enough, or he doesn't want drama
>>139393407
Vampires do what they want.
>>139393443
>it's not relevant enough
how? it's one of the biggest conflicts in the series
>>139389805
chubby thighs
>>139393805
it's not relevant for nisio to write about it
I am currently reading Kizu. I saw part 1 back in early March and personally cannot. Fucking. Wait. For more.
Do you think I would get kicked out if i start fapping to 27 year old Kissshot in part 3?
>>139392744
Because Shinobu would probably end up "removing" Crab and that would mean one less member of the harem
>>139395632
But Bat likes Crab and Cat.
Fuck season 2
>>139334348
>Prove me wrong.
Done.
>>139391716
Just a little pepper, anon.
![[Blaze077] Koyomimonogatari - 12 - Koyomi Dead [540p].mkv_snapshot_11.57_[2016.03.30_23.49.09].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1WPOEvb.jpg "[Blaze077] Koyomimonogatari - 12 - Koyomi Dead [540p].mkv_snapshot_11.57_[2016.03.30_23.49.09].jpg")
>>139396249
Everything is going to be okay
>>139396209
I dunno about Cat, but Koyomi Torus was the first time she even spoke about Crab in any sort of positive context
she's buds with the other immortal lolis and gets along with Kanbaru but outside of Koyomi that's pretty much it as far as I can tell
>>139396377
she said she liked cat and crab in the kabuki novel
>>139396404
do you remember what chapter?
>>139396377
I wish there was more with her and snail. Oni is it right?
>>139396456
Chapter 3, granted it's not the most serious scene ever
>"Remember Gahara-san's case, or Basa-nee's case, there was nothing you could do. From the beginning to the end, those two overcame their troubles on their own."
>"What? Did you become friends with them while I wasn't around?"
>You're being way too familiar.
>Really.
>To the contrary, you were supposed to be antagonistic against Tsubasa, and when it comes to Senjougahara, you shouldn't even have spoken with her yet.
>When did your character setting become so friendly?
>"Well, it's a pretty mysterious thing. Somehow I can't bring myself to hate those two. I presume that due to my pairing with you, my likes and dislikes, my love and hatred are getting influenced."
>"Hmmm……"
>So we're linked all the way there ―― somehow, when it reaches that far, it feels more like telepathy than pairing.
>"This desire to do it with that lass must be due to your influence as well."
>"I don't have such obscene feelings!"
>Don't blame it on others!
>You're just a succubus!
>"……Hold on. Strictly speaking, before your pairing with me by getting sealed in my shadow, in other words from the period of spring break, we were nothing but a set. And, to begin with, you were the one who became a set to me. At first you were my master, therefore I was your servant. That means, just as you are receiving influence from me now, I was being influenced by you during spring break. Then could it be that the reason my cool character broke down during spring break,"
>"Gulp."
>"Did you just say gulp?!"
>An unexpected truth was revealed because the series kept going.
>>139396344
I have to wait until Koyo for more Snail?
This really hurts my heart, please tell me there is at least more doll
>>139397236
A fair bit of Doll, yeah. She's a lead character in Tsuki and in the second half of Owari she's basically saving atleast one character's life everytime she shows up on screen (and a few times offscreen too)it turns out that during Shinobu Time Snail asked Doll to look after Koyomi if something bad ever happened to her eventhough the anime hasn't gotten to that yet
>>139397236
Did you just finish S2?
She gets her arc and then some.
Time for some pummeling anon.
>>139397431
damn, that pulls the heartstrings
>>139397431
>>139398063
well since she's asking for it why not I guess
>>139398063
>pummeling
You don't happen to mean "pounding", right?
>>139396746
Reminder that Shinobu subconsciously turned Araragi into a lolicon as punishment after she turned into a loli at the end of Kizu.
>>139398063
I just noticed her stockings are ripped.
>We all moved from the plaza to the bench.
>Gaen-san has Ononoki-chan set on her lap.
>It's difficult to tell because of her expressionlessness, but Ononoki-chan seems to be a bit uncomfortable. It's not completely clear whether dolls have feelings or not, but at the very least I was able to understand her very well.
>After all, I am also right now being hugged on top of adult-form Shinobu's lap.
>Since I've done this to Shinobu over and over again all this time, I unfortunately was unable to find any excuse to refuse this situation. However, for someone old enough that they're about to graduate high school, being embraced by an older woman like this felt awkward or should I say embarrassing or should I say 'Stop Hachikuji please don't look at me like that!'
>Shinobu on the other hand--as though it were entirely natural--with arms wrapped around my torso, held tightly as though she would never let go of me. She sat her chin on the top of my head.
>Gaen-san held Ononoki-chan, Shinobu held me, and Hachikuji was the only one to sitting on the bench by herself.
>But as for me in this situation, whilst being held, I'd have at least liked to hold Hachikuji on my lap as well.
>Hachikuji, rather, as if wary of this, and taking advantage of being left out and the fact that I couldn't move, sat down slightly out of my reach.
>>139398063
The Sodachi Lost commentary is great, because it's 75 minutes of Senjougahara trolling Sodachi.
Sodachi: Who on earth treats me like one of the heroines? I absolutely loathe Araragi, you know.
Gahara: That's true.
S: I simply hate him. I hate him without bias. There's only hate.
G: I suppose so.
S: I hate him and I also hate him, but I hate him, and I hate I hate I hate I hate...
G: That's too much hate. It's too strong of a phrase; use something more like Hanekawa.
S: "Can mew imyagine an imyaginayary mewnyagerie meynyager imyagining mewnyaging an imyaginyary mewnyagerie?"
G: Not that one. And it wasn't cute. You were giving off stray cat vibes.
S: Don't call me a stray. If not that one, then which?
G: "I don't know everything. I just know what I know," obviously.
S: I messed up! This is so embarrassing! I want to die! I want to disappear!
G: And "Can mew imyagine an imyaginayary mewnyagerie meynyager imyagining mewnyaging an imyaginyary mewnyagerie" isn't more embarrassing?
S: Why are you so good at Hanekawa's catchphrase?
G: I've probably said it more times than she has.
S: Then isn't it YOUR catchprhase?
G: There are times I wonder if I'm actually her because I love her so much!
S: You're messed up. Poor Hanekawa. She's got a dangerous fan now.
G: To that point, you've got nothing to worry about, because you have no fans.
[noticeable pause]
S: Y-yeah, I don't. So what?
G: You are so bad at pretending to be unfazed.
>>139400339
Did you translate that?
>>139400440
Yes.
>>139400473
I wish I knew japanese.
>>139400339
Do you got more?
It's hilarious.
>>139397431
>spoiler
Oh fuck, CUTE
>>139400473
Thanks
>>139400525
Don't we all
I'm learning it on the side, its going 'okay'
>>139400339
>Sodachi: Who on earth treats me like one of the heroines? I absolutely loathe Araragi, you know.
Fuuuuck just give me my hatesex doujin already Japan.
>>139403518
My fucking dick
I want cels too, anon
>>139400339
Thanks for the translation
>>>/wsg/1015570
>>139403684
their voices sound deeper than in the anime
>>139400764
Gahara: Just between you and me, there was a time when I hated Araragi too.
Sodachi: "Between you and me?" That part's gone on sale, you know.
G: There was a time in 1st year when I was repulsed by the sight of him.
S: Really? I didn't expect that. You always seemed like the type who didn't particularly care about anybody, myself included.
G: I was especially repulsed by YOU.
S: So you hated me, you mean.
G: I totally get why you hated him. After all, he aced the math test, right?
S: Don't commiserate with me about that. It makes me seem really petty.
G: Well, you're Oikura Sodatanai (Sodachi = grow, Sodatanai = doesn't grow), after all.
S: I DO grow. Not only did I get taller while I was a shut-in, but I also grew as a person.
G: Yeah right.
S: I have!
G: Don't stand up. You're taller while sitting.
S: That's ridiculous! How tall do you think my chair is?
G: Just because you're the straight man doesn't mean you need to yell. Do you not know how to hold a conversation?
S: I can't help it; I didn't talk to anybody for two years.
G: So basically, you've degenerated as a person.
>>139353873
How could I whenbest girlexists
>>139403795
S: What part of not talking to anybody would make me degenerate? If anything, I've evolved!
G: Oh man, now you're just a pain.
S: I am NOT a pain.
G: You're painful to be around.
S: Well when you're around me, don't talk to me like that.
G: Anyway, nobody cares about you, so let's go back to the main topic.
S: Was that first part necessary?
G: I was wary of Araragi ever since 1st year, and even now that we're dating, my perceptions have been slow to change. There are still some aspects of him I don't like.
S: I know, right?
G: Like I said, you don't have to yell.
S: What kinds of things? What kinds of things? What kinds of things? What aspects of him do you hate? As for me, I hate EVERYTHING about him.
G: Everything, huh?
S: Everything. Everything! Eeeeeeverything! I hate it all! Hahahahaha!
G: Don't break out in laughter like that. You've gone from painful to pitiful. Try to remember those communication skills.
S: Sorry, I lost my composure. (Said like Hachikuji)
>>139403684
what would monogatari threads be like if webms had sound
>>139403795
>>139403821
damn now I want every single commentary translated. thanks anon.
>>139403875
Endless toothbrush moans.
>>139349060
correct me if i'm wrong, i'm not great at japanese but i thoughtshe doesn't turn back until the end of the novel, resurrecting koyomi doesn't restore their connection, she just chooses to restore it at the end.
>>139403875
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kC8xkvb14rU
something like this if i had to guess
>>139400339
>G: There are times I wonder if I'm actually her because I love her so much!
3-some when?
>>139403795
>>139403821
This is great!
>>139405721
>>139405931
Thanks anon.
>>139398812
>punishment
>>139344195
jesus
>>139344195
I'm trying to understand this picture but all I'm getting is the usual "I want to sex the monkey"
>>139407066
>i want to sex the ___
Is basically every picture of Araragi.
>>139407165
I want to sex the Araragi too, yes, but what the fuck is going on there
>>139382173
mega where
>>139407236
He's sticking is fingers into her mouth. It looks a lot dumber in real life when you pull the lips apart like that.
>>139399658
wait where is this from? did you translate that yourself?
Why Gaen nothin personel'd Araragi? Is that explained in the novel? And what happens afterwards?
>>139407605
She did it to cure Araragi's vampirism, and to make Kiss-Shot a free agent again so she could take up the mantle of local land god.
Here's a whirlwind summary:Araragi spends some time in hell, gets revived, and drags Hachikuji back. Araragi and Kiss-Shot Cuddle. Araragi falls asleep during a date with Crab. Shit goes down with Ougi. Meme comes back and saves the day. Kiss-Shot figures out that they can just have Hachikuji be the land god. Then she goes back to being Shinobu voluntarily.
>>139407829>The Meme comes back
GET HYPE
>>139407829
>Then she goes back to being Shinobu voluntarily.
>back to loli form
Fug
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-yuQdPr7uQ
>>139408052
The other option is that she breaks her bond with Araragi and Hachikuji passes on again. Even one of those consequences is a dealbreaker.
>>139407262
Never.
>>139358820
>>139344195
I swear, I'm starting to develop a basketball fetish.
>>139409234
Good, sporty girls are fucking top
>>139409345
Of course they are, but like, specifically basketball.
>>139397431
>the anime hasn't gotten to that yet
Isn't Kizumonogatari going to be the last installment?
