This is a crab pretending to be a mantis
>>139305520
It's not doing a good job at it.
>>139305520
Crab need to eat more meat.
>>139305520
Maybe she should pray for long hair.
>>139305520
is she an actual crab...or is there more to this?
>>139307429
Oh god, get out, and watch the anime, then come back
>>139308260
i'll need to know the name of said anime first
>>139308429
You're fucking up, m8.
>>139308429
Baitfag detected
>>139308429
bakemonogatari
fight me fags
>>139308685
>Neo-/a/ everyone
>>139308685
Don't listen to this fag, you need to watch the series in order. Watch Ore Monogatari first, then Bakemonogatari. After that, finish up with Katanagatari.
>>139312010
>Oremonogatari
Clearly the best in the franchise.
>>139305520
Not mantis fist, notice the outstretched pointer finger and hook shape, mantis motions tend to imply hooks, grips, and grapples
>>139312010
> Watching Ore Monogatari before Nisebakemonogatari
You're the kind of fag who watches Owari no Seraph before Owarimonogatari arentcha?
>>139312262
>watching Nisebakemonogatari without watching Nise Koi
Anon, why are you so horrible?
>>139312262
Yeah, because Owarimonogatari makes no sense without watching Owari no Seraph first, dipshit.
>B-but much broadcast viewing order!
Chronological is best viewing order. If you don't agree, kill yourself.
>>139312344
>watching Nisekoi without watching Majikoi
>>>/trash/
>>139312404
*muh
Sorry, I'm really passionate about this series, I can't proofread in this state of rage.
>>139312424
You need Utakoi for that one though.
>>139312404
>Not realizing J.C. Staff animated them in that order to tell the story better
>>>/out/
I like this psuedo-shiritori that's going on. Please continue.
>>139312617
By far the best fucking thread i've seen in a long fucking time
>>139312506
If you're gonna watch Utakoi and Majikoi, then you might as well recommend Uta noPrince-sama Maji Love Revolution
>>139312670
>Not using the obviously shittier one.
>>139312860
>Not downscaling the obviously shittier one, then upscaling, cropping off an annoyingly small portion, and then scaling back to almost the original size
I can't even tell what kind of autism is going on in this thread
>>139313057
>>139312860
>>139312670
This is butter
>>139313341
Fixed
>>139313530
Clearly the best quality one. Everybody go home.
>>139313134
The only good kind.
>>139305520
I'm hungry for some crab sticks yum yum
>>139308685
So wait, srsly, what order do I watch this shit in
>>139314492
jesus fucking christ, i know that you are baiting me but just fucking kill yourself you piece of human garbage.
watch them in broadcast order starting with bake, nise, neko, second, etc.
>>139312716
>not watching Utawarerumono first
Yeah, it was released later, but chronologically it's first, and does a better job of setting up the world then Prince sama.
>>139314492
Just watch Umi Monogatari, the rest of the series isn't worth it.
>>139305520
Careful, she has sharp claws.
>>139308685
You're a good person anon. It fills me with joy to think of others who are also doing things to piss people off here.
>>139314617
Thanks, anon, luckily it looks like CR has it all, so I know what I'll be doing for the next couple days XP
When should I watch TSF Monogatari?
>>139314684
B-but what about Umineko?
>>139314492
The correct order
![[Winter] Nekomonogatari (Shiro) - Tsubasa Tiger 1 [BDrip 1280x720 x264 Vorbis].mkv_snapshot_19.11_[2015.10.31_00.17.57].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PjYM8x5.jpg "[Winter] Nekomonogatari (Shiro) - Tsubasa Tiger 1 [BDrip 1280x720 x264 Vorbis].mkv_snapshot_19.11_[2015.10.31_00.17.57].jpg")
>>139305520
> tv
>>139314804
At night, when nobody's looking and you can really enjoy it.
>>139314652
>All these faggots not realizing the importance of watching Kemonozume for the superior animation
>>139314804
W-wait, I know that's not from the same series because that's definitely an Umaru-chan spin-off
>>139314617
r-rude
>>139314794
>CR
oh my fucking god you are the worst fucking person
Marylander here, why do people like crabs?
Everyone here loves then, they taste meh as fuck to me.
I think crab is shit, shrimp is infinitely better,
>>139314775
Yeah, the aftermath was highly entertaining.
![[Winter] Nekomonogatari (Shiro) - Tsubasa Tiger 1 [BDrip 1280x720 x264 Vorbis].mkv_snapshot_17.36_[2015.10.31_00.05.03].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/70urw5d.jpg "[Winter] Nekomonogatari (Shiro) - Tsubasa Tiger 1 [BDrip 1280x720 x264 Vorbis].mkv_snapshot_17.36_[2015.10.31_00.05.03].jpg")
>>139315075
>he doesn't know about the deepest lore connecting Umaru to Monogatari-verse
>>139315108
What? They have better quality videos than the sites I used to use like Anilinkz or Animeshippuden or Anifreak
>cat lost her virginity to crab
>>139315215
I know you're baiting, but I hope you get banned anyway.
>>139315108
Yet fuckers here are still spoonfeeding the faggot.
![[Winter] Nekomonogatari (Shiro) - Tsubasa Tiger 1 [BDrip 1280x720 x264 Vorbis].mkv_snapshot_18.57_[2015.10.31_00.17.43].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wwDThKk.jpg "[Winter] Nekomonogatari (Shiro) - Tsubasa Tiger 1 [BDrip 1280x720 x264 Vorbis].mkv_snapshot_18.57_[2015.10.31_00.17.43].jpg")
>>139315222
It's alright, she'll get eight more of them, right?
![[Winter] Nekomonogatari (Shiro) - Tsubasa Tiger 2 [BDrip 1280x720 x264 Vorbis].mkv_snapshot_05.08_[2015.10.31_00.39.30].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HP32P0h.jpg "[Winter] Nekomonogatari (Shiro) - Tsubasa Tiger 2 [BDrip 1280x720 x264 Vorbis].mkv_snapshot_05.08_[2015.10.31_00.39.30].jpg")
>>139315215
I ain't sure if people here are acting stupid or you're just that good of a baiter
![[Winter] Nekomonogatari (Shiro) - Tsubasa Tiger 2 [BDrip 1280x720 x264 Vorbis].mkv_snapshot_19.30_[2015.10.31_01.14.39].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fBnFoTh.jpg "[Winter] Nekomonogatari (Shiro) - Tsubasa Tiger 2 [BDrip 1280x720 x264 Vorbis].mkv_snapshot_19.30_[2015.10.31_01.14.39].jpg")
>>139315347
I enjoy your work, anon. Thank you.
>>139315366
>I'm sorry, I'm a bit new here, what do you mean "baiting"?
Oh god, don't. Just don't
>>139314794
Crunchyroll doesn't have the last three episodes of Bakemonogatari.
![[Winter] Nekomonogatari (Shiro) - Tsubasa Tiger 1 [BDrip 1280x720 x264 Vorbis].mkv_snapshot_19.38_[2015.10.31_00.20.23].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/puW7cU1.jpg "[Winter] Nekomonogatari (Shiro) - Tsubasa Tiger 1 [BDrip 1280x720 x264 Vorbis].mkv_snapshot_19.38_[2015.10.31_00.20.23].jpg")
>>139315366
This faggot sure has many forms.
>>139315366
"Baiting" means making an intentionally stupid post in order to trick people into getting mad at you.
![[Yousei-raws] Nisemonogatari 03 [BDrip 1280x720 x264 Vorbis].mkv_snapshot_17.13_[2015.10.12_01.02.48].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YHvX3Zg.jpg "[Yousei-raws] Nisemonogatari 03 [BDrip 1280x720 x264 Vorbis].mkv_snapshot_17.13_[2015.10.12_01.02.48].jpg")
>>139315485
Masterful shot, anon. Truly the work of a God.
>>139314492
You have to read the manga Otoyomegatari first to understand what's going on in the anime. I don't know why they decided to animate the rest first and leave out the most important part.
>>139315537
He's fucking pulling all the stops. There is no end, just bait.
![[Yousei-raws] Nisemonogatari 06 [BDrip 1280x720 x264 Vorbis].mkv_snapshot_16.14_[2015.10.13_01.25.38].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Uw9wWu9.jpg "[Yousei-raws] Nisemonogatari 06 [BDrip 1280x720 x264 Vorbis].mkv_snapshot_16.14_[2015.10.13_01.25.38].jpg")
>>139315580
If you're going to read that, then you might as well just watch Tokyo Magnitude 8.0 since it was a better reboot of the franchise anyway
![[Yousei-raws] Nisemonogatari 07 [BDrip 1280x720 x264 Vorbis].mkv_snapshot_19.27_[2015.10.13_03.03.37].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Xd98Ed3.jpg "[Yousei-raws] Nisemonogatari 07 [BDrip 1280x720 x264 Vorbis].mkv_snapshot_19.27_[2015.10.13_03.03.37].jpg")
>>139315634
Yo, nigger. I already used the Unlimited Bait works one, so it would've been pretty cool if you just stopped there
>>139315537
>Why would I want to make people think I'm stupid?
In order to make them angry.
>>139315634
You're a pretty good tricker pal I had a piece of doubt until now
>>139313057
>Not posting the HD version from the original VHS BDs
>>139315702
I don't want anyone to think I'm dumb, tho
>pigs
>>139314794
Snail is a ghost. She dies for real much later on. Comes back even later.
Monkey wants crab and so tries to kill RRG to get her.
Suicide by cop, or by RRG, was Kiss-shot's plan all along.
RRG made Ougi because he feels guilty for being happy.
>>139315780
Araragi you are lucky bastard
>>139315807
WHY?! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!
>>139314966
>he didn't watch kekkai sensei first
Wow, just wow.
>>139315751
You're kind of late to the thing, but you get a star for effort.
>>139315807
Such based anon!
girls and homo dorks have the worst sense of humor... revolves entirely around being a snide smartass
![[Yousei-raws] Nisemonogatari 11 [BDrip 1280x720 x264 Vorbis].mkv_snapshot_25.27_[2015.10.14_16.46.43].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4lzUA5k.jpg "[Yousei-raws] Nisemonogatari 11 [BDrip 1280x720 x264 Vorbis].mkv_snapshot_25.27_[2015.10.14_16.46.43].jpg")
>>139315807
>tfw when you're not caught up with owari and read this
th-thanks anon
>>139315852
Fuck off, at least I watched Sayonara Zetsuen Sensei. It's not like I'm fuckin' dumb or anything
>>139315759
Wow, you really must be new here. In that case, leave this site and never return. Trust me, this is for your own good. Run while you still can.
>>139315923
I may have used the wtfbait.jpeg too soon.
>>139315807
>RRG made Ougi because he feels guilty for being happy.
>you will never make a cute Ougi out of yourself, with no defined gender
I'M GOING TO END THIS NOW
>>139315751
Don't listen to >>139315868
I'm still around
>>139313530
>>139315751
Come on guys, post the actual versions
>>139316015
Okee
>>139315807
>plot spoilers for a show based entirely on dialogue and character interaction
Uh ok whatever
>>139310087
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>>139312097
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>>139312424
>>139312506
>>139312716
>>139314617
>>139314652
>>139314684
>>139315182
What the actual fuck is wrong with all of you?
>>139314794
You're the best person here.
>>139316145
I'm 100% serious. It may not look like it, but this is hell in website form.
>>139316225
Dokee
>>139316225
It's too late for him, look how much attention he (likely she) has gotten in such a short amount of time. She's been helped with anime, some people have hated her (which gives females power) and others like me have praised her (They require this for nourishment).
She's not going anywhere, ever.
>>139316159
You can't forget that it wouldn't have been all possible if it weren't for this >>139307429
faggot.
>>139316281
Good girl, this is your new home now. Be sure to visit often, several times a day.
>>139316079
>>139316114
How do you guys like the composition of my new piece?
>>139316307
I'm actually from /bx/, so I actually wanted an answer to that too. I just clicked on this thread because she was in her underwear.
>>139316145
>>139316281
GG.
>>139316354
Th-that's actually kinda nice in an unironic sense
>>139316384
Damn.
He's right.
>>139316330
This gives me a boner. I'd read a doujin about a girl discovering 4chan and turning from a normal girl into a camwhoring, perverted hikki slut.
>>139316434
Unfortunately I'm not one of those traploving fags that seem to have infested /b/, so that fact that something I said gives you a boner doesn't really sit well with me. Could you just stop it or something?
But yeah I know what you mean. There's just something about corrupting someone, getting them to like things they wouldn't have done for a million dollars but now they beg for. Huh, maybe I'm not a nice person after all.
Well, this thread has been a ride. Good game, guys. Same time tomorrow?
>>139316498
The ride never ends
>>139308429
Here's a link with info as to how to watch the Monogatari series. Ignore people posting about stuff like Ore-Monogatari which is good in it's own right but not related to said series. Monogatari just means story in nipponese and these fags want to delay you from further entrenching your miserable existence with anime.
https://www.reddit.com/r/araragi/comments/253p64/the_orders_to_monogatari_condensed_version/
I hear posting links to reddit on 4chan is a bannable offense but I need to do something more productive with my life anyway and if I'm going to go out I might as well go out helping somebody.
>>139316517
Good thing. I'll be expecting all of you tomorrow, then. Don't ever change /a/.
>out
>>139312262
>>139312424
>>139312617
>>139312716
>>139313057
>>139313530
>>139314492
>>139314794
>>139314825
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>>139315105
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>>139316384
Welp, not that I'm not down for continuing, but I figured it's time to just come right out and say that all of these were me.
>>139316159
Thankee
>>139316613
Upload a screenshot of that post or it's bullshit.
If it's not bullshit, you're next level trolling. Inception level trolling. My eyes have been opened.
I was already proud of you, you're going to bring a tear to my eye. You're welcome, and thank you.
>>139316547
There's an 8-bit monogatari image for such a thing, anon. Never stop lurking.
>>139316354
>>139316613
We're not done yet.
>>139316670
Only in a crab thread could you find such autism.
>>139316735
I'm proud of you, you're the rogue hero /a/ deserves.
>>139316713
I'm putting this in my wallpapers folder.
>>139316735
>Almost 4 minutes
Great inspect element abilities, anon.
Get 4chan-x.
>>139316789
This is a mantis thread though?
>>139316789
Right
>>139316866
I'm scared of going further, anon.
>>139316735
M A D M A N
A
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M
A
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>>139316866
you live in cali?
>>139317063
No, florida. Why, you want to hook up?
>>139316294
Oh, also, sorry to say, but I'm not a femanon (in spite of how much I'd like to be for sexual purposes)
>>139316959
Fear never made anyone great, anon.
>>139317228
Jesus, we've perfected it past the point where it at all resembles its original form
>>139308429
First season is called bakemonogatari
>>139317321
Nah man, it's totes Barakamon
>>139317228
I guess you are right, anon. Thank you for helping me find my way.
>>139316735
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>139317219
I didn't think you were, just wanted to make everyone else a little thirsty, get their mouths watering. Because no matter how much they want to fight it, guys still want to fuck girls they meet on the internet. It also reminds them they have no girls IRL.
It hurts them deep, is what I'm saying. Kind of like it's hurting me now, brb gotta cry a minute.
>>139317357
It's Bakuon, dude.
>>139315700
You blew your load too soon
>>139316211
Dat rain bouncing off their heads.
>>139317420
Goddammit, get the fuck >>>/out/ it's Bakuman.
>>139310087
Why did you greentext that you halfwit?
Neo-/a/ everyone
>>139317381
I think this is the final evolution.
>>139317626
I think we need a name for this new unique art style this thread has developed
If I could sum it up in a word, I'd call it "Shitposting"
>>139317676
It needs to be displayed in museums, for the sake of future generations.
>>139317726
This whole thread does, really
Sticky, when?
>>139317676
Anon, it's called post-modernism. This whole thread is a deconstruction of image boards.
I think I got part way through cat saga a long time ago and just fell off. Is it worth jumping back into right now or is it better to wait for an inevitable end and then jump in then?
Or should I just stay away completely?
>>139317806
Truly the Madoka Magica of our time
>>139317726
Given the present standards of art, they really should be.
>>139317806
No, no, no, it's really a portrayal of the modern human condition
>>139317626
You could hang this on your wall and say it's art.
>>139308589
>>139308624
i don't spend my days watching every anime i come across 24/7 'kay...
>>139317868
I know just enough about art to be able to believe this is real. Anyone got a quick link to that story about the lady who got stabbed in the art gallery and everyone thought it was performance art?
>>139317473
Fuck off >>>/trash/, it's Bakugan.
I just came back to this thread after a few hours and what the fuck happened to this thread?
>>139318068
We decided to keep going and see what happens.
>>139318068
kek
>>139316735
A man among men
>>139317922
Not the point.
>>139316145
>>139316281
>>139317458
I KNOW!
What the hell?
>>139305520
Why is she naked?
>>139316735
bullshit.
>>139318497
Those bookmarks and folder names though
>>139318665
If fun things are fun, why would you do not fun stuff? And why the double negative?
>>139318722
I don't know how autists think
![latest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FnmUlPl.jpg "latest[1].jpg")
>>139316920
YOU LIKE CASTLEVANIA, DON'T YOU
>>139314859
Ahhh fuck me and muh dick
This show is TRASH
Best girl.
who invited /s4s/
>>139317922
>anime gets at least 30 threads a day
>still doesn't know the name
How new are you?
>>139319488
Very
>>139320749
huh?
>>139318484
She hates clothes. Also getting ready or getting dressed before/after shower. You don't shower with your clothes on, do you?
This is a cuckoo pretending to be a Phoenix pretending to be a human.
>make this thread
>hoping for crab image dump
>go to sleep
>wake up
>see my thread still alive
>read the thread
>mfw
>>139321612
Looks like a master Ruseman joined your thread. Don't worry I'll post Crab for you.
>>139321612
Why would people want to post her? She's mid-tier at best. People would rather meme and/or post better girls.
>>139321612
Baitgatari thread
>>139321612
Sorry, brah. Had work to do
>>139321020
skihi is like what, 1,5m? with that a petite body she's fucking tiny, like a twig
>>139322596
156cm
normal in asia
>>139316735
Why
>>139322732
but for the average western male she'd be like a twig
I'd be afraid of breaking her at touch
>>139321612
It's hard to care to post crab when the majority of her is gross short hair. I used to be in love with her, but upon reflection her short hair and malnourished body makes me flaccid. I'm into monkey these days.
I don't like alot of blatant fanservice. I prefer a strong story with interesting characters. Does this how have that?
And who should I watch the show for?
>>139323328
it uses nudity and suggestive imagery as a tool for character exposition
it's also fanservice, but well done fanservice
this is a monkey butt
>>139323034
no you wouldn't
>>139323328
I'm not your personal anime reviewer.
>>139316211
>RRG's hair being that long
The novels specificically state that he only grew his hair down to neck length after Kizu to hide Shinobu's bite marks on his neck.
>>139323328
It's super interesting
>>139314794
This is not a joke, commie has the best subs for this one. They really put a lot of effort in it if they like a show.
The CR subs are far too stiff and literal. You will miss out on some jokes etc.
I'm not gonna shit on this thread with a massive dump since there hasn't been a single provocation and I'm glad for that.
I'm just posting to ask, when will get get BD of this. I finally go to see Snake past Koi, but damn I wish it would have been in higher quality.
>>139326066
What subs are usually on kissanime?
>>139325723
I admit I'd still fuck her as hard as humanly possible
Years later, still mad she doesn't have long hair anymore.
>>139326422
kys-subs
>>139308429
Keit-Ai Monogatari
>>139323937
anal
this was a good thread
I just finished Hanamonogatari and I'm a little confused. Why did Ougi become a boy and Araragi become a girl?
>>139328307
Well, since Ougi is basically just a manifestation of Araragi's hidden emotions, she's presumably mimicking him and hanging around Monkey out of his guilt for leaving her behind.
>>139328650
kanbaru's mom asked araragi to keep an eye on her daughter in zoku
>>139312670
I've used Monkey's right hand in this pic as a fist drawing model for years now.
>>139323328
Everytime theres a nudity scene or panty shot, you have to think about what the scene means. So you have to whisper to yourself.
>>139308429
monogatari
>>139316547
Such a sad state of /a/ where this shit doesn't get deleted.
