>Easter thread wasn't an Eggs-chan thread
Let me fix this
Jajka is for Double Penetration!
>>139286688
What does Erikas cooking tastes like?
>>139287458
Wienerschnitzel
>>139287458
Carpet, because that's the only thing Erika's tastebuds register.
>>139287458
Sauerkraut
>>139287458
Failure. I mean it's Erika we're talking about.
>>139288110
Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein!
>>139288257
but fluffy is best girl
>>139288399
I want my Half-Jews to bloom in her heath.
>last thread hit post limit faster than image limit and had actual discussion
I hope we can do it again, anons
>>139288257
>>139288548
Those answers are incorrect fellow good sirs, pic related is best girl
>>139288399
Und das heißt
Erika!
>>139288586
rin pls
>>139288586
Who
>>139288110
She can't be THAT much of a failure. Do you really think Maho of all people would make someone she deems a failure her second in command?
>>139288557
We need to actually have a topic for that to happen.
Who is the better commander between Darjeeling and Kay?
>>139288681
i like both
>>139288676
Where can I get that 1:6 tiger plush?
>>139288676
She's a quick Miho replacement and she knows it.
>>139288732
if the image is anything to go by, erikas vagina
>>139288732
I've only ever seen tank slippers. I really would like to cuddle a tank daki or a plush when I go to sleep.
What would Erika be willing to do for a model kit?
>>139288750
Miho made them lose, she's the failure!
>>139288793
For that hobby she doesn't have?
>>139288793
>>139288880
She's not Yukari.
>mfw Yukari would choose a trumpeter kit and not the Tamiya motorized Tiger tank kit.
>>139288793
Model kit? Replace "model kit" with "a night with Maho" and ask again.
It is not a sinn to love a finn.
>>139287458
I imagine all her meals would taste like what this video shows
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuDtACzKGRs
>>139288557
Sure, does Asparagus look better as a blond or a redhead?
>>139286688
Easter, huh... I could use some Jesus in my Senshadou. We need some religion-themed schools. Too bad stylistically, the war's main theme was race.
>>139288557
literally a non-issue
>>139289346
Well, this specific shade of red is great, I like it more. Unnatural hair color ftw. Not so sure about drops of water being visibly blue though.
Are pickles allowed at Ōarai by the Public Morals Committee?
>>139289485
It would be hard to do Senshadou if they try to forbid everything phallic. Fuck, I love phallic objects.
>>139289566
Enough.
How would Darjeeling get through the day without something phallic?
>>139289606
Sublimation through physical labor. Heavy breathing, profuse sweating and drinking tea to rehydrate.
>>139289606
take out her frustration of pekoe or asama
Let's get a discussion rolling.
Who is your favorite rabbit and why?
And what do you see their first part time job being? I like Yuuki because of her radio skills and Hana-tier autism.
I could see her working as a waitress at a cafe where the girls dress as maids.
>>139289868
>Yuuki because of her radio skills
she could be a commentator on senshado matches
>>139289606
As the English say, the best part of a sandwich is not the bread, but the cucumber inside it.
>>139289868
Saki, the messenger of the Old Ones.
>>139289783
true
>>139289868
Darj could be a waitress too. I wouldn't mind her servicing me in a restaurant.
Most of the guppies will end up on the pole tp earn money.
>>139290091
what?
>>139290085
IS THERE NOTHING SACRED ANYMORE?!?!??
>>139289868
Hard to say,
Karina is nice due to her genki status and her official status as someone who pirates her anime.
Azusa is nice cause I imagine her growing up to be a second Miho. Perhaps becoming the first graduate to Miho's self-established senshado school. I dunno, maybe I'm just fan wanking, but in the Saunders fight I really liked it when she resolved to redeem herself for abandoning the tank during the Gloriana fight.
On a side note, in the ghost stories chapter of Rabu Rabu when they talk about a ghost in the M3 Leethat was totally Saki right?
>>139290085
reported
>>139289942
What the hell, Jingles is bald?
>>139290085
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujhImZbroIg
>>139289976
What is her deal?
http://ch.nicovideo.jp/animedia/blomaga/ar998683
>>139290264
Things mere mortals should not know.
>>139290169
Well, balding, as he's still got hair, just not on the top of his head
None of you actually think someone other than Miho is best girl, right? Of course you all acknowledge that she is canonically the best girl in the show. This thread is just a ruse, correct?
>>139290369
anon, all girls are best girls. especiallyall of them
>>139290297
Bullying?
>>139290369
For me, Katyusha will always be best girl
>>139290422
>>139290422
She is a worthless girl.
>>139290491
Katyusha's real mistake was fielding tanks that weren't KV-2s.
>>139290415
so flat she doesn't even have nipples
>>139288681
We've never really seen them being serious so it's hard to judge. What we know for sure is that Darjeeling's command is more hindered by her school's traditions than Kay's and that's it.
>>139288815
>makes them lose
>quits, transfers, somehow gets back into it while scrapping up a team of novices
>wins the tournament in an inferior outfit, an inferior tank and inferior everything
>defeats maho in a duel while erika is busy being disabled
If you want to be technical, Miho made them lose twice
>>139289272
Eww, gross
>>139289868
Captain Sawa.
>>139292750
Which GuP would you give a speech to raise her morale? Momo, Erika or Eclair?
>>139292948
Momo, definitely momo
What's the cutest tank?
I'm torn between Chaffee and Hetzer. The TKS is really cute too.
>>139293130
panzer 38t
>>139293193
Pz38(t) is more tough than cute.
All those rivets and sharp angles make it look like a rugged war-machine.
>>139293457
how can you look at 38t and not want to cuddle it
>>139293130
It's gotta be the Luchs, definitely the Luchs
>>139293130
Type 94, i would say.
>>139293504
I don't want to cuddle it. I want to give it a manly hug and share a beer with it.
>>139293870
Panzers want oil, gasoline and diesel. Not beer.
>>139294158
What kind of Czech doesn't like beer?
>>139294489
Definitely worth fucking, but maybe delete her phone number afterwards.
>>139294606
>>139294606
What about this sphaghetti?
>>139294606
>Definitely worth fucking, but maybe delete her phone number afterwards.
You don't like her cooking, anon?
>>139294877
>>139294606
>deleting her phone number afterwards
>not getting her into progresively rougher bdsm sessions
>not brainwashing her into thinking everybody want to hurt her worse then you are hurtung her
>not effectively having a broken slave at your disposal
stop wasting potential, anon. Duce is made for long term bullying
>>139295293
Long term bullying is for Saemonza.
Short term bullying in the form of heartache and abandonment is for Anchovy. She reads romance novels so she gets off on it.
Is she unbullyable? I need to know how to properly bully Kay, preferably sexually.
>>139295293
>not keeping photos and black mailing her like in a ntr doujin
>>139295520
>bullying Saemonza
She would probably defend her honor with a naginata. good luck.
>>139295568
She's too confident. You need to start by spreading rumors about her until she loses her friends and social status.
Introduce yourself when she's vournable and make her dependent on you as her only scource of affection.
>>139295797
>You need to start by spreading rumors about her until she loses her friends and social status.
But wouldn't she start to develop an eating disorder? What if she balloon up and lose her figure?
>>139295797
I bet the best approach is to get her boyfriend to sleep with Arisa and have her walk in on it. That would destroy her team dynamic, her friendship, and her relationship all at once. It would constantly wear on her mind all at once. Meanwhile, some rumors about her own fidelity would start to spread around school, nasty notes would show up in her locker, thumbtacks in her shoes, her underwear would be stolen from the locker and thrown out into the field while she's in her gymnastics class, all until she starts to break down. That's when I meet her and start to make her feel better about herself, but not too much better, just worthless enough that she's willing to do pretty much anything for my attention.
>>139295960
You can bully her into dieting. Just constantly insult her looks and beat her if you notice weight-gain.
>bite the pillow. I'm going in raw
Attention: bullying is against the school regulation.
>>139296382
I want to sexually bully Sodoko.
>>139296382
So are lewd panties but that isn't stopping you.
What about Saori?
>>139296433
I want to sodomize sodoko
>>139296482
Domestic abuse after you wife her.
>>139296335
wait, where is the rest of the history team?
>>139296611
Nah, I'm too lazy for that, and besides, I'd rather worship her ass than beat it.
>>139296482
needs more tonks
>>139297043
That's a nice Leo but why are there two dumpsters behind it?
>>139296886
Look at those limp noodles!
DYEL?
I need pictures of fit garupans.
>>139297171
>>139297348
I wonder if she switches between Japanese, Italian and Latin dirty-talk during sex.
>>139293130
TNH line
Especially LTH and LLT
>>139297006
You sick fuck. I rember that doujin.
>>139297442
who knows?
>>139298064
Probably her.
>>139298270
Why does she have a knife? She should bin that knife to save a life.
>>139295568
>>139295599
>>139295797
>>139295960
>>139296125
Bullying is patrician fetish. Also that thing about getting fat reminds me of Shirobako bullying pasta, that shit was excellent
>>139297043
>calling the best combat proven tank in the world a dumpster
Salty yuropoors~
>>139298326
Don't worry. It's just a comb.
>>139298508
>yanks can't even reply correctly when defending their shitbox
Shaking my head, family.
>>139298755
RAAT pls
Haha, time for Finnposting!
>>139298590
I always wondered that Nishi doesn't carry a sword, given her schools attire.
>>139298919
Why would she?
>>139298755
All the irrelevant countries blend together
>>139298919
She's not a massive edgelord like Shizuka-kunt.
>>139299038
Japanese officers usually did.
>>139299038
Nishi's not a commissioned officer.
URUSAI
>>139299092
I didn't say she should slice somebody with it. Just for decoration, like Anzios daggers.
So I just rewatched the series and it made me wonderwhat was the best medium tank of WWII?In your opinion.
from old thread
>>139268657
>If I remember correctly they did shoot machine-guns at the scouts at one point in the anime
you remember incorrectly.
Pravda fired tracer MGs at tanks to do recon by fire in a low light situations to avoid wasting gun ammo.
The other usages of MGs in GuP were two cases of firing point-blank at weak tank armor (rear of Panzer IV, Type 89) to try to get a kill, two cases of using it as a lure (by Hana and Aya), and one ragefiring at thin air (Erika)
also
>>139286688
>>88
nice
>>139299377
>>139299377
Not this shit again. In before Panther.
>>139299377
>>139299383
>other usages of MGs in GuP
also test-firing (Saori) in Rabu Rabu
>>139299456
He said WW2, not Six Days Warwhere most tanks were MBTs and not" mediums"
I love seeing Erika reduced to a quivering, shy pile of horniness.
>>139299456
The Ronson? Lol no
>>139299709
I wish Belton Cooper had died during the war, ideally in an accident.
>>139299505
Momo handles cheerleading better.
>>139293130
The Luchs of course.
Every other answer is just wrong.
>>139299823
Erika is inherently lewder. She's practically drooling when Miho enters the field.
>>139299502
This might be what you were thinking of.
>>139299377
>>139299377
I don't think there's an objectively best medium tank since people prioritize different qualities. Some say that the T-34 is the best because it was good enough and could be produced in huge numbers.
Others say that the PzIV is the best because it stayed relevant through the entire war and performed better on average than its allied counterparts.
The Sherman would also be a common answer since it had so many variations which performed well in their intended roles while being very comfy as far as tanks go.
Some would say that the Panther, Comet or other late-war tanks are the best because their specifications are superior compared to the more widely used tanks.
All these answers are correct since the question is broad and can be interpreted in different ways.
Personally, my favorite is the late PzIV Ausf. G since it has the long 75mm gun, round hatch on the cupola and thick front plate like an Ausf. H but without the ugly armor skirts and zimmerite paste.
>>139300060
I think it's funny that both Israel and Egypt put French guns on their Shermans.
>>139300652
Forgot pic
The French put an AMX-13 turret on a Chaffee during development.
Would've been neat to see it in combat.
>>139300842
that looks so off
>>139300870
I know, right?
This is worse though.
A Lee with an AMX-13 turret. I'm Not even sure if it's real.
>>139299848
Not on my watch.
>>139300957
>I'm Not even sure if it's real.
It's not.
>there are no good Erika x Miho doujins
>>139301094
Good. The normal Lee is ugly but in a good way.
That thing was just straight up ugly.
volleybutts
>>139301148
What would the setup even be?
I want to drive a Chaffee with a KV-2 turret
>>139301439
Is such a thing even possible?
I'd like to see a KV-2 with another KV-2 turret on top of the first one.
>>139301313
Not sure completely, but it'd involve a lot of Miho getting Erika unintentionally flustered and there'd be lots of cute sturmdere moments. All topped off by Erika trying to badly hide it.
>>139301256
Which duck uses her butt the most effectively?
>>139301313
Best one I have is that Erika decides to confront Miho for whatever reason, things get heated up and then they both having hate-sex on the floor
Post your best, lewdest Erika x Maho's.
>>139301859
>>139301859
What about MihoxErikaxMaho?
>>139301527
I'd like to see a KV-2 with 2 turrets stacked on top of each other, the top one upside down, and connected to a second KV chassis that is upside down, so the tank can flip and land on treads and keep moving.
>>139301965
This is fine too. I just love to see Miho bullying her. >>139301929
SOYUZ NERUSHIMY RESPUBLIK SVOBODNYKH SPLOTILA NAVEKI VELIKAYA RUS'!!!
Miho needs to be bullied more too.
>>139302100
I want to see Erika turn the tables on her.
>>139302023
>>139301541
How about this?
KKM and Ōarai dock at the same port. Miho and Erika get lost in town and meet each other. They get to the port to find that the ships left without them. Erika calls for the helicopter to pick them up but they will have to wait until the next day.
Erika and Miho don't have a lot of money but they pool their funds together for a single room at the local hotel. There's only one bed and Erika offers to sleep on the floor but Miho insists that they share. Erika reluctantly agrees.
Miho tosses and turns until Erika tells her to stop. Miho explains that she can't get comfortable without a teddy bear to hug.
Erika offers to be her teddy if she stops moving around in the bed.
Commence cuddling.
Miho asks about what happened after she left KMM and how the team is holding up.
Erika answers in blunt and straight forward ways until she gradually opens up and unloads her entire emotional baggage on Miho who tries to comfort her.
Commence more cuddling.
>>139302202
Gets too serious too quickly. I want lots of innocent, super cute moments. Where Miho does something and Erika turns away in visible disgust but not before blushing profusely. Maybe someone sets them up on a date with the aim of "improving their camaraderie".
>>139299505
I'd love to reduce her to that pile with mypenis_______
>>139301571
Noriko or Shinobu since they don't have any breasts to rely on.
>>139302425
>>139302453
Not if I take one with the team andtake her place.
Appreciate Erika!
Appreciate her butt!
>>139302705
I can't do that anon, I've already fapped three times today.I need to stop..
>>139302656
I will appreciate that pout though.
>>139302140
So something like this? (except with Miho on the receiveing end while Erika is on the giving end)
>>139302822
One more!
One more for Erika!
She put on a cute bra for you.
One more for her!
>>139303325
>>139303402
Sorry, I can't really aprreciate jobbers who can't lose with dignity.
>>139303325
>>139303402
But my dick is really sore...I-I just have to cum one more time?
What's your favorite picture of Nonna or Katyusha?
Maho doesn't really like, or respect Erika, or think that she's remotely worthy of any sort of command or rank, but her hands are tied by school bureaucracy, and if there's one thing Erika is good at, it's blowing bureaucrats.
>>139303616
>>139303586
One more to show your appreciation for Erika!
She's giving you a glimpse of pure white. Do it!
>>139303741
If she were smart, she'd be anticipating mistakes that she will be inevitably making and wear brown underwear.
>>139302577
Wow pretty gay anon
>>139303741
Then it's only fair that you help me show that appreciation~
>>139303616
I like this one because it has a Pravda that isn't shit.
>>139303741
Looks pinkish or even brown, I don't know, anon, I don't know.
>>139303822
Of course.
Do you like vertical stripes?
>>139303861
Adjust your monitor, fucko.
>>139303898
I love them.
What do you think of Erika's ass?I hope you're joining me.
>>139303898
Why there are this many lewds about Erika? She isn't even that erotic on the sliding scale of panzer eroticism. She's just Erika.
>>139303975
Not that anon, but I've gone only twice. If you give me something good I wouldn't mind.
>>139304028
Because it's incredibly erotic to see the lewd body of someone that tsun.
>>139303975
I told you to appreciate her butt, didn't I?You bet!
>mfw all these Erika Lewds
>>139304163
I HATE ERIKA!
>fake German garupan hijacking thread dedicated to fake Polish garupan
I knew some of you are history nerds, but that's just mean
>>139304154
That's right, you did.Have you any shame anon? You've gotten me so worked up. I hope you feel terrible!Also, please keep cheering me on...
>>139304202
>>139304202
thread is getting a bit too lewd
>>139304398
>>139304398
It's fine anon, feel free to watch.
>>139304339
>>139304411
Why is memeposting again allowed?
I also hate Platinum, I'm shit against her.
>>139304262
I'm enjoying myself.
I bet Erika enjoys all this appreciation too.
Keep appreciating her!
>>139304262
Why does she like bureaucrats so much?
Add "AM" to Erika and you get something even better!
>>139304456You've got me leaking profusely anon... is that really something to be proud of?
And don't worry, I'm appreciating her as hard as I can.
>>139304650
Rammstein?
>>139304655
Why can't you fap to someone actually sexy?
>>139304655
Make sure to clean your Erika when you're done appreciating her.
>>139304690
Wie Aa living in AMERIKA
AMERIKA
ist wunderbar
>>139304715
Mika got a little boring.
>>139304734
Not a problem, I was planning on showing my appreciation for her all over your face.
>>139304802
how often do they debrief together?
>>139304844
My face? Rude!
>>139304861
Every day, whether Darjeeling wants to or not. Kay is kind of rapey.
>>139304802
>>139305216
Why is this pairing so good?
Here's the cost of newspaper ads for The Nikkei as of today:
Full page, color – $271,769.
http://adweb.nikkei.co.jp/paper/ad/
I need lewd art of Arisa being lend-leased to Pravda
>>139305291
It's like I'm witnessing internet rape.
>>139305291
Anon you can't post that here!
>>139305425
He's the one who provoked me! I didn't want to fap again!
>>139305291
Don't get banned, dude!I'm having problems with finishing and I need your help. Talk about Erika having wardrobe malfunctions during senshado.
>>139305530
Does that mean you can literally rape anon? Think about his feelings!
>>139305216
>>139305291
Neat
Erika MUST do the anglerfish dance in an outfit that is actually more embarrassing than bare nudity.
I want >>/e/ to leave
>>139306014No, seriously. I need some accidental exposure on live TV.
>>139305931
I'll stop once I've finished what I started.
>>139306014
>Don't play coy, I bet you're jerking off to us right now!
Ha, jokes on you, Erika kills my boner.
>>139306488
How about now.
Let's discuss tanks instead.
Erika's anus is made to accommodate a 8,8 millimeter.
>>139306581
Wow, you get me horny and then leave me in the lurch?
>>139306643
The drama intensifies!
>mfw 2 /a/nons having cybersex over Erika
>>139306829
What the actual fuck am I watching?
>>139306643
We've been going at it for almost 2 hours.
Is your dick broken or something?
>>139306878
Yukari teaching her children about the birds and the bees.
>>139306878
I think this is how baby tanks are made.
...Or how giant godzilla lolis are spayed.
>>139306790
Sorry. Should've taken it to /ghost/.
>>139307005
Oh no, please continie, my other hand was doing.... something else
>>139306896
No, I just would've preferred one final post of you telling me to cum.
But that anons, is how cybersex starts.
