A friend of mine just woke up from a coma after 17 years.
He's a big Evangelion fan.
How do I start talking about what happened in this 17 years he's been sleeping?
He isn't even aware of how popular and widespread the series got.
Show him 3.33 immediately.
>>139231868
Show him the scene where Shinji masturbated to Asuka then look in his eyes as per pic related.
>>139231868
I bet your friend travelled back in time to save someone he loves then got in a coma for fifteen years only to find out he has been cucked after waking up
>>139231912
One of the last things he did back in 1999 was watch Death and Rebirth and The End of Evangelion.
>>139231895
You can't be serious, he isn't even aware of the Rebuilds. I was thinking about telling him that the manga finally ended first.
you need to destroy the planet and make it so everyone else ages, other than him
im sure he'll come to appreciate the joke eventually
>>139231912
>>139231950
never change /a/
Tell him that /a/ has gone to shit since he slipped into his coma.
>>139232039
He doesn't really know what 4chan is, also he doesn't know how the internet took over society. I guess there's more important things that he'll have to digest before delving into Evangelion.
>>139232115
It's BBS, but with pictures.
>>139232176
no wait, it's usenet
>>139232115
Show him how to use Napster.
>>139232039
The dude has been in a coma before 4chan existed. You're basically saying /a/ was always shit.
>>139232245
Wow anon, you're such a genius.
>>139232277
Is that how the japanese talk to the south koreans?
>>139232304
No, that's the line to the turkish embassy.
>>139232304
South Koreans are awesome, don't mess with their intense star craft skills.
I rather be around South Koreans rather than a disgusting turkroach.
>>139231868
Give him a few days to figure out what the fuck happened to the world, then ask him if he wants to watch evangelion, when he says yes, show him the four rebuild movies and tell him that he's shinji.
>>139231868
Stary by telling him that Madoka is the new Eva. And also how Rebuilds ruined his waifu.
>>139231895
This. The movie starts with Shinji awakening after a long timeskip. Should be convenient, to say the least.
Show him all the porn from Eva.
>>139232723
This.
Was old /a/ seriously terrible? Everyone gets ultra nostalgic for 2004-2007 /a/ around here.
>>139233334
Meant for
>>139232277
>>139231868
Is he gonna confront his killer sensei ?
>>139231868
What happened to your friend for him to go in a coma and how old is he now
Call him a cuck.
>>139233591
And tell him to get his ass out of bed to vote for Trump
Show him the girl he loved, who's also your girlfriend you netori scum
>>139231895
>mfw that actually makes sense
>>139231868
How long has he been out of the coma and how has he handled the changes?
>>139233615
lol ew no
I'm more curious about how long actually people can stay in state of coma
>>139236609
Funyn thing, you can temporarily pull comatose patients out of their coma state using some brand of sleep medication. it brings them back for a short while, and then they panic when they realize theyre falling back into the coma. I'll go look for hte proof link, gimme a minute.
>>139236609
>>139236735
http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/OnCall/story?id=2154940&page=1
http://www.slate.com/articles/health_and_science/science/2014/03/neurologists_are_finding_new_ways_to_wake_patients_up_from_comas_via_cortical.html
http://www.medscape.com/viewarticle/815113
Crazy stuff.
>>139231868
>A friend of mine just woke up from a coma after 17 years.
Anon, how many times did you masturbate over him while he was in his coma?
>>139237084
>>139232387
>plastic kimchi-obsessed robots
>awesome
