Asuka is begging you for sex, what do you do?
Have sex with her probably
Not into men.
>>139205466
Probably have sex.
Tell her that I prefer Rei and that I could steal Google's waifu.
>>139205466
WO WO WO ...I know the answer to this!
I must provide shelter and a bowl of eggs to eventually force feed to her.
beastiality is wrong
>>139205466
Cum on my own hand and then wipe it on her face
>>139205466
Yeah sure, and as soon as I put my dick in here I'll bust into tang.
>Angry bitch
>Child
>Not child enough to be loli
Why do people act like Asuka has any positive attributes.
>>139205466
choke her
>>139205466
Have rough sex
>>139205466
Since she wants it so much.
>>139205904
...and then proceed the sex.
>>139205923
after she's dead maybe
>>139205466
Knock her out, then have sex with her body. Can't be rape since she wanted it anyway.
>>139205466
Masturbate in front of her, jeer and insult her harshly as she desperately licks the spilled semen from the floor after I finish.
Grab a knife, violently cut at her plugsuit, and then proceed to rape her anus until it prolapses.
>>139205466
Insemination.
>little girl Asuka
That's not even her final form.
>>139205939
I'd like it no other way.
Though, you could fucker he to death while killing her.
>>139205466
Reminder him that homosexuality and sex before marriage are sins.
>>139205466
If I was a teen again,yes. Now it would be weird.
>>139205466
Let her blow me cuz that's what she wants
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>>139206025
asuka is fat.
C-FREAK best doujin.
>>139206069LONDON?
>>139206084
Why? There's no better pairing for teenage lust than smelly old man dick.
>>139206100
It's Thunday.
>>139205466
Deny her sex and deliberately use an onahole instead because she's an angsty teen bitch with a superiority complex, not someone I'd like to have sex with.
>>139206183
You know law, societyand momwould be against it.
Give her the dick.
>>139205466
Shove that bitch out if the way and go to the real best girl
>>139205466
cuck her with misato
About to watch this, who should I expect as best girl?
>>139206545
nobody, they're all awful
>>139206545
Rei.
>>139205466
I would just walk away.
>>139206545
In all seriousness, Rei or Misato.
Grope Rei in front of her.
>>139205466
Dude... she is 14.
>>139205466
Tell him I'm not into trannies.
>>139206545
Rei, Shinji or Misato and you're patrician.
YOU HAVE TO EAT
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>>139207135
wheredoyouthinkyouare.jpg
>>139207135
The taboo of it all only makes things better
Give her the D she craves so hard. Do her doggy style - make her bark and cluck like a chicken. Come inside and raise ubermensch babies.
>>139207150
She is not into trannies either, so tuck that dick really well in your asshole and try to get off while you are at it .
>>139207306
What a fantasy
>>139205466
Get that ugly transvestite away from me
>>139206545
asuka is the only character that actually does/says anything remotely interesting/entertaining throughout the whole show. asuka best gril
>>139207375
>reifag doesnt know women have stomach too
>>139207440
it's a penis, m8
>>139207135
>>139206545
Misato.
>>139205856
The appeal of Asuka is that YOU could be the one to comfort here and tell her she's beautiful, as she slowly but surely gains self-confidence. She had a hard life you know
>>139205466
well she's a kid bro like middle school dog
>>139207520
lolwut
she's the kind of girl you treat like shit if you want to keep her around
>>139207541
It's the end of the world, she has legal-looking curves, and her pussy is crazy tight, who cares?
>>139207576
SHE JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED ANON
rewatch Eva
>>139206545
Rei or Misato if you have great taste, Asuka if you're mentally ill.
>>139207306
Would make her meow instead of cluck.
>>139207633
This. After all her past traumatic events she got the idea that her parents didnt think she was worth living. To cover up her depression she put on a fake persona where she is edgy, and with it she took a college course and studied to synchronize with her Eva.
All she wanted was to prove everyone she is worth living but she failed a lot, got rejected by Kagi, couldnt let Shinji understand her feelings and saw Misato engage in a healthy relationship with Kagi.
Its only when the angel mindrapes her that the fake persona is broken and all the depression she has been acumulating these years manifests.
Thats why i want to hold her, kiss her forehead and then remind her of how beautiful and strong willed she is.
>>139207633
That is the exact type of girl you treat like shit anon
>>139207625
I bet she already ruined her pussy with cucumbers and needs at least a double fisting. Fucking Germans.
>>139207633
you say that, but they'll never heal. most people, especially women, lack the retrospect to see what's fucked them up and would rather relish the bad emotions they know than live with someone who would care for them.
>>139207801
called her problems out, but she'll never get healing
>>139207801
This guy fucking gets it
Reifags and Asukafags jelly of my waifu poligamy.
>>139206025
>>139207801
>All she wanted was to prove everyone she is worth living
she failed
she should've killed herself
>>139208025
please stop triggering /k/
>>139207421
Really? I thought Misato was pretty good.
>>139205466
Whore her out to fat losers and keep all the money.
>>139205466
Remind her that I am totally gay, and not in the Lesbian way, but the not even into butch girls way.
>>139208244
This meme is more forced than your shitty excuse for a living.
>>139208244
Okay Shinji
>>139207421
Too obvious.
>>139208314
>asukafag so butthurt he didn't even get what he was saying
>>139208438
>Reifag so butthurt he has to use memes that dont even make sense.
>>139207306
You would be doing doggy style cuz u know she is a tranny. Raise adopted german kids
>>139208523
You fucking retarded, moron Asukafag.
He's saying HE's gay, and not in the a lesbian. Therefore, he can't into Asuka.
Holy fuck you manchild Asukafags are so retarded.
>>139207375
>what are hips?
>>139207801
>Charater is a huge bitch to EVERYTHING on this planet
>I need to sympathize because she's a fucking failure at life
No
She should learn to take care of herself and deal with people before she gets coddled
>>139208314
>being gay is a meme
Asukafags.
What is wrong with evangelion fanbases? These threads dont even feel like /a/
>>139205466
get back in the robot.
Why are Reifags so insufferable?
Which one, /a/?
>Marry Rei
>Make love to Mari
>befriend Asuka
>>139208990
>wanting to be around any of them
>>139208990
>Marry Asuka
>Make love to Rei
>Ask them who is Mari again
>>139207801
Shinji is the one who responds well to love and affection. Asuka is a broken semen sponge.
"What would your mother say if she saw you like this?"
>>139208990
Marry Rei
Discard Mari and Asuka
>>139209193
You're confusing things a bit. Rei is the discardable one, literally.
>>139209193
As a fellow Reifag, I find your opinion to be wrong.
All Eva girls deserve happiness.
ITT: gay virgins
Tell her she doesn't truly want this and make her face her abandonment issues.
Only rei could give you the biggest blowjob ever.
>>139208990
?? Mari, I didn't watch the Rebuilds
Marry Rei
Ignore Asuka
>>139206545
Ritsuko :^)
>>139209653
Class rep. was the real mvp
>>139208990
marry, make love to & impregnate my flame haired Germanic godess
Rei/p/
use that mari thing for target practice, ciah bait etc.
>>139209352
they should all fuck off though, anon
none of them deserve shit, they're all bitches and whores
>>139208833
It's Easter, so maybe people were forced to go to church and are feeling moralfaggy.
>>139209919
you sound like a bitch
>>139209954
I sound nothing like asuka.
Sink her in a lake.
>>139210022
I'd rather dunk her head under water while I rape her.
>>139205466
wake me up
Tell her that she's just a kid
>>139207520
>She had a hard life you know
Compared to Rei?
Not really.
>>139208990
Mary Rei
Have kids with Rei
Grow old with Rei
Asuka and Mari are gay for each other
>>139205466
Marry.
>>139211863
>implying I'm a reifag and not an anti-every eva girl fag
they're all shit
>>139211863
I missed you filenames-kun
>>139211863
Asuka lookin fine there.
>>139210662
This is the correct answer.
>>139212100
Cute portrait of Asuka.
>>139212060
Rei is sterile. She clearly states in the series she does not ovulate and it reinforces the fact that she is a clone.
>>139212231
Filling up my Asuka folder, thanks.
>>139212146
>>139212100
I don't get it, is it the hair?
>this rei autist
kek every thread
Is the retarded asukafag at it again today? This is why I say you have to ignore his dumb ass.
>>139212802
>Butthurt cuz your waifu does not have courage to dive 2 quilometers into magma to fight capture an embryonic angel.
>>139212850
only real niggas waifu asuka
even moot
he was as real as it gets
>>139205466
Tell that used tampon looking tranny to leave me alone, while I go out with the best girl in the world.
>>139208025
>BOOGER HOOK
>BANG SWITCH
Jimmies status [Exploded]
>>139212963
look
moot is fucking gay
think about that for a minute
>>139213206
i bet moot has had more pussy AND dick that your hamster ass lil bitch cu.ckboi
your waifu is shit and your sex life is terrible
I get the toilet seat Rei one, but where did the Asuka is a guy thing come from?
>>139205466
No. 14 years old is illegal in my country.
>>139213328
listen
im 26
i don't obsess over anime characters
>>139205466
Have sex. She is my waifu after all. Not looking forward to reading the rest of this thread, though. Fuck you OP. So much for Easter.
>>139205466
fap
In fact, most anons in this thread should kill themselves or I'll kill you for you.
>>139213206
are you trying to say that shinji is a boy
what the fuck is wrong with you
>>139208990
>Marry Asuka
>Civil Union with Rei
>Cuck Asuka
>Impregnate Rei
>Love both
>>139213795
No self restraint
Tell her I'm not into whores. Go for Rei instead
>>139213795
you are a fucking faggot
>>139216254
Flip that upside down and your right
Don't stick your dick into crazy.
>>139216386
Kill yourself along with the rest of the posters who made edgy replies. You're all shit.
>>139205466
fuck her brains out,of course
>>139216569
What?
>>139205939
you could kill her to fuck while deathing her
>>139216709
much better, thank you
-your friendly neighborhood spiderman
throw her into the garbage since asuka is shit
Stop bumping this thread for fuck's sake. I hate you all.
>>139209954
you sound like a whore
>>139213388
From his dick.
>>139217368
t. Butthurt Reifag
:3
>having sex with a mentally ill 14 year old.
Come on now
>>139205466
I marry Asuka-chan!
>>139218485
I'll see you in that great Asukabowl in the sky.
please i only look at girls in comotose
