Lets discuss elves.
Both male and female elves are fine because they are both beautiful. Aren't they the best race?
>>139205461
Yes they are. Also, I am casting my Legion Power to protect the race from possible rapist, ntrfaggots, and knightokun!
I only have one chance, but I will not fail the dubs or 5! Even if I fail, I give my life inmediatly!
>>139207913
Well then, Sayonara and Good Luck elves!
>>139205461
Elves are a great slave race, but we know humanity is the master race.
>>139208297
>jack of all trades diplomatic race
>master race
That doesn't make sense at all.
>>139205461
>elves
Meme race.
>>139208335
>Created all the other races.
We win by default anon.
>>139208352
If people would stop making meme threads about them we could actually enjoy good threads about them. But never on /a/.
>>139208456
What fucking setting is this?
>>139208479
>>139208579
Real life.
>>139208642
You are as retarded as one can expect from a HFY-babby.
What is the best flavor of elf, and why is it Brown and Blonde?
>>139208760
Chocolate and vanilla together.
>>139208760
Don't know, I like elves with good lore and interesting characters. What's so interesting about those characters?
Would you marry a pretty elf?
How would you make her happy?
Reminder that elves do everything wrong in every setting ever
>>139208835
>How would you make her happy?
By not making shitty threads about her on a mongolian throat singing board.
You can't spell "Whore ourselves" without "elves"
>>139208835
>How would you make her happy?
momentarily, and then sell her off to slavers while she's sleeping.
>>139208937
I can't understand how can anyone be interesting in a complete race of whores. It's like reading too much doujins has clouded your mind. Elves are supposed to be noble, but you are degrading them. What's so appealing about a degraded race?
why is everyone so edgy here?
>>139208815
Elves have never had good lore and interesting characters they've always been "superior" to humanity which always translates to a vehicle for the author's beliefs or they're walking semen receptacles.
>>139209052
The appeal is corrupting a proud noble race with filthy human cock.
It's the same reason why proud female human knights get raped by orcs.
>>139209088
Awesome opinion you have right there, but maybe you should start reading the Silmarillion.
>>139209052
Because they're elusive. Out there in the wilds live tribes of the hottest, sluttiest women imaginable. Their men can't please them but you with your mighty human cock can tame the elf, bring her home to your village and parade her as the ultimate trophy wife.
>>139209114
But they are less worth then. Worthless women are worthless. They lose their beauty, their merit. They can't be anything appealing anymore.
>>139209223
Headcanon that happens in no setting ever and self-insert bullshit. Kill yourself.
>>139205461
is here /tg/?
>>139205461
Remove elf
>>139209323
On /tg/ there is actually a small chance that some good elf threads happen.
>>139209223
That is literally the same thought process of a cuckold, but in reverse. "My pathetic white dick can't please my wife, but Obonga's giant monkey dick makes her scream in ecstasy." "Their tiny elf dicks can't pleasure their wives, but my superior human cock will make her my sex slave."
>>139208937
>Whore ourselves
>Whore our elves
>>139208760
If you cross-breed a brown elf and a blue elf, do you get a grey elf?
>>139209394
Sorry minister, I didn't realise my human desire to fuck women was a sin. I shall hence forth undergo the self flagellation process until the devil stop possessing me with impure thoughts.
>>139208760
I'll take two blueberries please
>the elf king will never give you his precious daughter, in exchange for showing mercy to his people.
>>139209794
I don't see any anime or manga in this post.
>>139209870
>what is a general
What is with all this autism lately on /a/?
I love elves.
>>139208598
>le 40Kiddies maymay
I want /tg/ to die
>>139205461
>male elves
They belong in the trash. Female elves are for human men.
>>139209944
The only place where an elf general should be is on /tg/.
>>139209992
I love you.
>>139208760
>brown and blonde
>not brown and silver
who do you pick?If you didn't pick damaged-good smoking elf as the mother for your children, you fucked up.
>>139205461
Wake up, elf girl sleeping on your crotch, what do?
>>139210088
Those are some of the worst drawn elves I've ever seen. Not worthy of the title.
>>139210101
Politely ask her to get up as she's making my dong rise.
>>139210006
Anime elves and /tg/ elves are different.
>>139210088
1. Eye patch
2.blue
3. Ginger
4. Brownie
5. Probably has a dick.
>>139209447
>self -> elf
>selves -> elves
Took me way to long to realize that's why there's that odd pluralization for "elf."
>>139210101
Cry for my onee-san to save me.
>>139210202
This thread still isn't /a/ related. It would be better suited for /e/ or /h/. You aren't discussing lore and fluff from settings with elves. You aren't discussing works of fictions with elves.
>>139210088
The left leg on the elf in the middle just disappears.
>>139205461
These reincarnation stories always have the dumbest mechanics tied to them
>>139210273
I always figure elf widows just take really good care of their children.
Hopefully their son doesnt "remind her of his father" though
>>139210101
Escort to elf village and properly reprimand her for doing such an impure act without the consent of the other party in question.
>>139210290
I want a holy templar Onee-san
>>139205461
>those TL notes
>>139210345
>Not wanting elf on shota incest
You gay?
>>139210345
>shota with elf mom
>>139210375
In the next life i'm sure you will be blessed with one.
>>139210323
are you dumb?
>>139210898
Try sitting like she is, notice how your leg is still on a forward pointing angle. Since the back of the blueberry's foot is parallel to the mushroom the middle elf's leg should be jamming up against the side of the blue berry's arse.
>>139211067
>middle elf's leg should be jamming up against the side of the blue berry's arse.
What makes you think it isn't?
>>139210345
Damn it anon. This is my fetish
>>139211296
A wall of undisrupted hair.
>>139205461
But elves are complete assholes, anon. They make the world their food.
>>139205461
>>139210202
Not really. /tg/ bases their elf strawman threads on hentai tropes.
>>139210088
The one that wasn't drawn by a shitty western artist.
>>139210312
Generals are bannable offense, yet they are smothered all over this board.
Why are you selectively choosing elf threads when there are better uses for elitism, such as purging things that were once universally hated not even 2 years ago?
>>139205461
>aren't faggots the best race
Not even best tree people anon.
>>139210088
Metal Gear Elf is good and all, but the redhead elf is just too sexual.
>>139205461
That page is funny but god this manga sucks.
>>139205461
Elves are Liberals Dwarves are Republicans is how I always saw it
Elves are a shit, but at least they love cock. The male elves look so girly getting them into dick wouldn't be bad either~
>>139210088
Fuck your elves, I'm taking the guy in the back who walked in on the forest slut meeting.
>>139217594
Going by your comparison, the male elves probably love to suck dick more than the female elves do, anyway.
>>139208760
Pale and Blue.
>>139215950
Fucking this
>"Oh god we just got these slave collars put on us"
>"Lets argue about who summoned the dude who might rape us later"
>>139218087
Like so many "new world manga" the writing makes it very clear that the author's got some "YOU HAVE TO EAT AAAAALL THE EEEEEGGS" level of social skill.
>A girl's hand is so soft
>>139218169
Not to mention creativity
>ring that can reflect magic
>>139218087
Yeah that bickering was so transparently pathetic and poorly written wish fulfillment I would have dropped it right there if I didn't wanna see the page in the OP.
I don't wanna sound SJW or anything but so many of these japs can't write women as anything but fucking hentai cliches.
>>139218572
Yeah you take that as a grain of salt coming into this medium. You could always watch a show from the flip side aimed at women, then you'd realise it's just character tropes either way.
The memorable anime we don't discuss, unless you want hive mind to shit on them.
They are a really poor race this last days, thanks to those japanese that infested with ntr, rape and unneccesary moe shit like >>139211831which btw, you don't need to use elves threads to shitpost that shitfu from that ass of a show, just create your No Shit No Fags thread, I promise I will not enter therewe are failing to get actual badass elves, and MALE elves. Only good things about this is jokes and memes
>>139218572
It's not like their writing of men (or anything really) is any better.
>>139208713
Well he isn't wrong.
>"Ara ara..don't you think you should be looking after human girls instead of me, anon-kun?"
>"You're joking, right?"
>"You really like me?"
>"But surely you must think of me as a filthy dark-elf, right?"
>"You want to marry me?"
>"I accept!"
>You spend many happy years with your tsundere dark-elf wife, she makes your days bright and your nights long and sensual.
