Why are they such dykes?
Just
Friends
Madoka a cute. A cute!
>>139189430
>I will never be this cute
Why live?
>>139189462
Not with that attitude you won't.
>>139189119
Madoka isn't.
Why are they such dykes?
>>139189119
Except only filthy homu fags think this
Is there a reason why japan doesn't make explicit yuri? Is it so otaku can make each girl his waifu?
>>139189865
Because it's forbidden
>>139189865
Yuri is cute, but LGBT is gross.
>>139190078
This.
Homura did nothing wrong
Daily reminder that Sayaka sucks and Homura is the best.
Daily reminder that Madoka is a lying cunt who deserves a good ass kicking by every magi.
>>139189679
>Tfw all the ribbons and frilly dresses in the world won't save you from being 1.95m
You don't know suffering.
>>139190078
You might be a genius.
>>139189462
I hold hope for VR.
>>139189119
>>139189737
>>139189740
The HUG in SPACE!
>>139189865
>implying a TV station can broadcast them
>>139190078
....
>>139192026
>2 girls hugged
>Must be gay
Get your mind out the gutter you sick fuck, they're just friends
>>139192026
They should have hung out in space for a little longer.
>>139192120
>2 girls hugged
>Must be gay
At least I still don't say such a thing.
>>139192167
Yeah! In the next movie again!
>>139189119
Unless they using strap ons then they not dykes. They ain't about that life.
>>139189119
Being meg/u/ca is s/u/ffering.
>>139189737
Based on Gen views of homosexuality, his views on MadoHomu even before Rebellion, and the amount of intimacy between them in Rebellion, I'd be very shocked if Madoka wasn't gay.
1,0 - I post Madoka
2,3 - I post Homura
4,5 - I post Sayaka
6,7 - I post Kyouko
8,9 - I post Mami
dubs and I post Yuri I have of the digits.
>>139192653
This image. I would eat out that anime puss puss all day.
>>139189737
>>139192120
Haven't the staff already said they were gay or something?
I mean, I'll have to look more into but it's clear they're gay. I'd be shocked if they weren't
>>139189119
They're too young to have learned to love the cock.
Once their hormones cooked up a bit, and they wanted to start becoming baby factories, they'd both turn into meat stick hoovers.
>>139192847
Gen says Madoka and Homura in the series have a friendship that's indistiguishable from love.
The production staff said Homura's feelings are romantic in Rebellion.
In official material, Aoi Yuki says she thinks Madoka would accept Homura's feelings without hesitation. But at the end of the day, it's up to Shinbo and Gen. But I think it's a pretty safe bet.
>>139190608
>Tfw all the ribbons and frilly dresses in the world won't save you from being as wide as you're tall even when starved to 0% bodyfat
I do know suffering, anon
I know it too well
>>139192695
>>139192937
>>139193713
Delete this
OK. I'll stop now.
This thread is so fucking gay
>>139190608
I dated a tall qt grill before, enjoyed it very much. Still regret that she decided to break up.
>>139193713
>Homura is evil because no one has ever loved her or ever will.
But I love her ;_;
Madoka isnt gay.
>>139194168
But you're not Madoka, anon.
>>139189740
>>139193713
>Same shitty pasta every thread
>>139194259
Yes I am.
Pic related, it's me.
>>139194472
Well, it's a Madoka thread. They're never new or original.
>>139194472
Urobuchi is retarded and more people should know about it.
>>139194561
You're 14 and posting here is against the rules then
>>139194635
The scary part is that he's probably 22.
>>139193713
Oh my god, it's the homuhating faggot from the last madohomu post
>>139194690
He's been doing it for like two years you moron, why are there so many newfags
>>139194689
Don't be a bigot, xey's whatever they identify as
>>139194602
I think he's agreat writer
>>139193713
Hello homuhater. Resorting to lying about non-existent interviews now? Madoka loves homura and there's nothing you can do about it!
>>139194791
Don't do that!
>>139190078
>LGBT
Who said anything about that? Girl on girl love isn't LGBT, it is a pure, cute goodness.
>>139193713
Whenever you search for these quotes all you get are forum posts, so far I haven't seen a credible source for that interview.
>>139194818
MADOKA
LOVES
HOMURA
ONII SAMA DECLARES IT!
>>139194791
>>139194870
Oh my god how many times do we have to go over this, where do you people keep coming from?
>>139194870
>not realising it's just homuhater's pasta
Hello newfriend
Does Madoka's franchise mostly aims at girls? most of their recently merchandise are women's stuff.
>>139194923
I know that. I'm just saying don't feed HOMUhater
>>139192562
If we were to listen to the staff all the girls would be gay but turns out Sayaka is as straight as they come. Just admit, Madoka isn't a dyke.
>>139194923
Go away, Onii-sama. The only god in this thread is Madoka.
>>139194947
It's just you homuhater. Madoka loves everyone, HOMURA included.
Everyone but you.
>>139195022
My point is that he's been copypasting the same exact shitposts for two years and people still respond to it as if it's something new. Moron.
>>139195014
which is ironic since she probably acts the gayest.
>>139195085
Well, he does switch it up. People still believe his blasphemous speech about homu though, yeah.
He's upset madoka loves everyone but him.
>>139195014
>Sayaka
>Straight
Kek
>>139195014
>Sayaka straight
She's bi. Yes even before Rebellion she was all over Madoka and commenting on how pretty Homura was
>>139195182
That doesn't mean she's bi, faggot. Girls speak to eachother that way all the time.
Hell, 99 percent of girls have kissed their friends and they are still straight.
>>139195236
Girls don't hump each other
>>139195236
I am somewhat skeptical of this statistic
>>139195014
>If we were to listen to the people who wrote, directed, and produced the show, my headcanon would be invalid
You can't be that stupid anon.
>>139193355
>>139194990
It's complicated. While most manga that solely focus on yuri romance are usually made by women, for other women; series that feature yuri as a side element are probably marketed at both females and males.
>>139195236
As agrilldoing those kind of things is pretty gay,
>>139189865
Otaku in Japan send death threats to the studios when they pair their waifu's up with someone. Yuri is adding the romance without the intimidation to viewers.
>>139193713
Still no link. Try harder or don't try at all.
>>139194990
It's seinen and the demographic is mostly male, but they have a pretty big female demo. The clothing lines are pretty cute and I like the fan art.
>>139195338
Not that grills redily admit it. Im talking about preteen to 18 YO, by the way. When i was 15 my (spoiler)gf(/spoiler) at the time admitted she fooled around with her cousin before, but all kids do that sort of stuff right? Im a guy and i fooled aroind with my cousin when i was like 10.
Maybe the girls I hung around with were just weird.
So you're saying you have never kissed a female friend in your entire life? If you say no I don't believe you.
>>139195370
This is also why most obvious "canon" relationship aren't sealed until the final episodes of a series, straight or not.
>>139195554
>this entire post
>>139195554
bruh
I think there's something in the water in your town
Sayaka is the dark knight.
>>139195260
...well not in public. Even with the "fuckin homo" taboo with males, even guys mess around growing up. And the taboo for girl on girl is a LOT less, obviously.
Reality is lewd
>>139195554
Go blog somewhere else faggot. No one cares about your sexually depraved 3d land whale.
>>139195554
Just because you've done it doesn't mean there doesn't exist people who've never done it.
>>139195611
She's the blue knight of justice and love.
>>139195637
t. closet fag
>>139195600
>>139195610
You're starting to worry me. Are you guys being prudes or just baiting me?
I thought this was a well known phenomenon.
Hell, look it up. None of you people even "experimented" growing up?
Was there a time in your lives where you had friends?
>>139195763
Are you Korean by any chance?
>>139195664
>>139195724
I was 10, edgelords. I didn't say everyone has but it's certainly not uncommon.
>>139195639
Who in the shit are you even talking about, what?
Ohh, I get it. I'm the weird one here because I wasn't a social retard as a kid/teenager.
>>139195763
As a bi grill myself I can confirm that I never experimented with other boys or girls in my youth. I had tons of girl friends and we never did those kind of things. You just live ina weird country.
>tfw I can self insert as Sayaka
>>139195763
>I put a cock in my mouth, so it must be normal
>>139195780
Nope, burger
>>139195872
>you're a social retard if you didn't make out with your friends as a kid
This is certainly an interesting look into your culture
>>139195927
I didn't say I did that but look it up and weep
>>139189119
Madoka is canon straight
>100 questions with Madoka
>Do you have any marriage desires?
>Madoka: Would be nice if I can find a cool husband (that resembles) like my mama
>>139195900
A lot of my female friends actually have experimented with others.
Girls are unintentionally lewd at times??
Maybe it's just where I live, but I've moved around a lot, so as a bi grill I can't say much.
>>139195554
>>139195763
>>139195934
>>139195994
I think you got lost on the way to posting in a /v/ sleepover thread
>>139196043
>wanting to marry your mom
Sounds kinda gay to me desu
>>139195872
>So you're saying you have never kissed a female friend in your entire life? If you say no I don't believe you.
>>139195994
You sucked another dudes dick and you come to a Madoka thread and act high and mighty about it. Fuck off you retard.
>>139195959
10 is not a teenager, and good job twisting my words m9.
You're just acting like it's completely unheard of for kids to do that. Not fucking several times, but once or twice.
Not saying it's "the norm", just that it's common.
>>139196043
>looks like her mom
well shit. if that's not gay i don't know what is.
>>139196043
>Like my mom
PSP game dialogue:
Junko: Wow, Homura looks and acts just like I did at her age.
>>139196083
You can't read? I'm sorry
What's with this normalfag retard? Why are you fags entertain his inanity? Are madoka threads always like this?
Why would Homura hook up with Madokshit when there's the superior Kyouko who's also a lesbian like her?
>>139196096
When did I say I did that? I practised kissing when I was 10, once. I didn't know what the fuck I was doing.
What did you think I meant, that me and my friends all but fucked eachother on the weekends as kids?
>>139196177
No, Madoka threads are usually much worse than this.
>>139196177
>Are madoka threads always like this?
usually it's just a bunch of name and tripfags circlejerking so this is a nice change of pace
>>139196177
cringy? Yes but far worse.
>>139196194
Fuck off
>>139196194
I somewhat agree, but Homura wants Madoka.
>>139196194
gtfo kyouko is disgusting.
>>139196269
Nah, Kyouko is the best. Sh deserves her own harem
>>139196177
It's usually much worse, I'm using chemo to rid the cancer and homuhater.
You're welcome. Also
>not getting pussy when you were a teen
>not being able to fap to memories of 12 year old cunny
I feel bad for you guys desu baka
>>139196140
Obviously you don't know what gay is.
>>139196147
That would mean Madoka doesn't want a husband like Homura. Junko isn't her 14 year old self
Vita game relationship designations:
Madoka and Homura: Unmei no hito/Person of fate/soul mate
>>139196379
>Trigfag
Opinion discarded.
Where is Bebe? The shitposting always seems to stop whenever he comes around.
>>139196459
are you joking
Superior dykes incoming.
>>139196459
Bebe is shit, like all the other attentionwhore tripfags.Stop pretending you're not Bebe.
>>139196459
Nobody gives a fuck about bebe, go away
>>139196527
Please stop posting shitty tumblr gifs. They are displeasing to the eye.
>>139196511Sayaka is half dyke but I agree
>>139196585
I will post whatever the fuck I want nigga.
>>139196709
>this newfag[ spoiler ] [ / spoiler ]
>>139196776
And this is why I shouldn't post from my phone
Ive always just used ctl+s
How can Mado say no?
>>139197606
Because she has stupid hair
>>139197901
>Implying Madoka isn't stupid
>>139197606
She wears glasses. What kind of an irresponsible asshole would marry a woman that might pass on her defective genes to your children?
>>139197606
she can't
>>139198031
>Implying glasses are a bad thing
>>139194561
>Pic related, it's me.
C-can I wash your back for you?
>>139190608
>1.9m
>99 kilos
>Tfw you will never be crossplay material
>>139193620
You know, she really needs another meme.
Somebody make it happen.
>>139199070
This one's my favorite
>>139196194
All magical girls are at least bisexual. It's the desire to be with girls that makes them available to the contract.
If two girls can love each other can two guys love too?
>>139193713
>Some people deserve loneliness.
Literally no one deserves this. It is a fate worse than death.
>>139199720
fuck off homo
Why didn't they just make Mami straight instead of making her a loli rapist?
>>139199752
Reminder, this was Madoka's fate.
1/3
>>139200346
3/3
Homura did nothing wrong and she is the hero who has convinced herself she is the villain.
>>139200414
Homura is simply who we should all aspire to be
>Waifu is in another universe completely
>Fuck you I'll just create a whole new universe where I can be with my waifu
>>139200488
Homura's a go getter who makes the impossible possible and the impercetible perceptible.
>>139200624
Also, if Madoka is Jesus, Homura is John the Baptist.
>>139199924
She's a creepy loner pedo rapist with fat tits
She's for audience self-insertion
>>139202008
>Christianity in anime
Madokami's existence was made possible through Homura's wish. Homucifer was made possible by Madoka's wish (demons only exist in a world where witches cant exist). They complete each other in a way that Jesus and John the Baptist cant.
Why are they such dorks?
>>139192026
You type like NiceDaemonette
>>139189737
She might be gay, but not for Homura
>>139202715
While I was referring to the situation at the end of the anime proper, I would note that since John was a human, trinitarianism logically implies that God-Jesus made him too, both directly and via Adam.
>>139202944
>Might be gay
>Not for Homura
Wtf?
>>139203012
Fuck off with your christianity shit. We Madokami here.
>>139203137
In the name of the Mado, the Homu, and the Law of Cycles. Amen.
G-girls can't love girls!
>>139194599
Just like Madoka itself!
>>139195260
Somebody's never been to a club.
>>139200624
Original?
>>139203282
Her father was a priest, so they were obviously not real Christians. Probably some goofy protestant sect.
Wouldn't surprise me if they let gays marry in their church.
>>139203554
>>139192567
okay
>>139202944
Sayaka?
>>139199663
>It's the desire to be with girls that makes them available to the contract.
Makes perfect sense.
>>139203554
>>139203638
>>139203855
Are Mami and Hitomi related? They both have the same sleepy eyes.
>>139203856
She's gay for herself, obviously. The official art proves it.
>>139203550
It's from this.
>>139199663
Kyubey has good eye then
>>139203855
Don't worry Hitomi, they will all burn in Hell. All protestants do.
>>139203943
It's nice art but Madoka obviously cares a lot about Homura.
New project will probably have her trying to open up to Homura.
>>139204007
Why is she so smug?
What if the reason Hitomi can't be a magical girl is because she's the only straight girl of the bunch?
>>139204063
Because Mami is fronting like she's going to be the Jedi that balances the force. Hell no. Comical.
>>139203943
I mean, I would be too if I was her.
>>139204045
God wills it.
>>139204112
I believe in Mamisan. She can do it this time.
>>139204075
What reason?
She doesn't seem to be in dire need of a wish.
A shitty boyfriend isn't enough to maybe.
>>139204075
>Hitomi
>Straight
She's suppressing her desires. It also suppresses Kyubey. If she were honest with her feelings she'd be able to see Kyubey.
>>139189119
>>139204075
But Mami and Madoka exist.
>>139204019
Kyubey is trying to rid the world of the lesbian menace
>>139204223
What has tumblr done to my beautiful Madoka?
>>139204007
I hate Mami. What else did she do, besides dying and having big tits?
>>139204313
Sorry anon, you are the tumblr.
You always have been.
>>139204252
>Mami
>straight
Not so fast
>>139204060
>they are friends
>>139204421
Homosexuality is the greatest form of friendship
>>139204313
>tumblr
It's in a doujin.
>>139192026
>broadcast
What is sakura trick?
>>139204062
New project will probably have her trying to open up her pussy to Homura
there, I fixed it for you
>>139204393
Mumi is as straight as her drills.
>>139204393
Nagisa loves to eat cheese.
>This sexually aggressive
>>139205025
Cheese comes from Milk.
I want to cum inside of Madoka.
>>139204393
Nagisa is such a shit. Why did they feel the need to add a character just so Mami wouldn't be left our of all the Yuri shipping?
>>139205623
Because lonely Mami should be illegal.
>>139205623
But Nagisa is cute.
>>139204368
Supposedly that's what the concept movie will rectify.
>>139205623
Because fanservice and someone to pair her with in official art. I fear for the quality of the sequel if this is the way they're going.
>>139205708
They need some time skip doujins. Cute and fluffy now, lewd later.
>>139205623
Regardless if you ship them or not, Mami was alone. One of the themes in Rebellion was dualism, and this Mami needed someone to "balance" her out. In her case, mommy needed a baby.
>>139205299
Get in the line
>>139205623
Because it makes sense that Mami is a lesbian pedophile, feeding off of the youthful vitality of the unfortunate girls she brainwashes into perverse servitude, and throwing them to the dogs the moment they undergo menarche.
>>139205765
yeah but I doubt that this will bring me to like her
>>139205902
This is the best answer.
>>139206026
Maybe not, but the character will get clarity.
>>139204641
New project will reveal that the Homuverse is physically located entirely within Madoka's pussy, like a yeast infection.
>>139203137
Given that one of the main characters is legitimately the daughter of a Christian clergyman, I don't think my thematic supposition is in any way unwarranted.
>>139203554
>not real Christians
I think you mean Catholics. Protestants have always allowed clergy to marry (originating from Martin Luther), and there are many such sects in Japan which exercise the sort of doctrinal control that would be consistent with the story.
I really want to see Kyouko's witch form animated.
>>139206104
oh god I can't wait
>>139206166
If Sayaka and Nagisa can control their witches then I sure hope the other girls can do it too.
>>139206167
I bet they blow their entire budget on 5 minutes of sakuga for the climactic douching scene.
>>139206166
Kyouko doesn't have a witch form because she's too pure of heart.
>>139206360
They can only do it because they've died and reached oneness in the Law of Cycles. Sayaka lost that ability when Homura altered her memories of the LoC. I'd be suprised if anyone will be able to use that technique as long as Madoka's powers are sealed.
>>139206465
money well spent
>>139204604
I actually don't think it's either. It looks like a funny edit of something else.
>>139206144
That's what I said. They're not real Christians, as in they're not Catholics.
>>139190078
No Western dykes are gross annoying tumblerinas but Japanese lesbians are cute.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ph4kWt7zKg
>>139189391
>>139206504
She does in the game. It's called Ophelia.
>pure of heart
Her soul gem was already tainted before she commited sudoku.
>>139207215
Maybe one day you will come to terms with your delusions.
>>139207994
>Denying yuri
>As Madoka is holding Homura's face against her naked breasts
>Shortly before linking their destinies with the red strong of fate
>Ignoring everything after
>>139208141
>He's still fighting it
Face it, your none of the ships are sailing.
>>139208141
She was just comforting Homura. Hugs aren't gay. Naked only because she was god/fanservice/symbolic.
>>139208432
Madoka was rewriting the universe at the time, right? Isn't interdimensional nakedness a common trope?
>>139208330
Even Amazon ships them together.
>>139208141
>>139207994
Worst friend.
>>139208512
Yes that too.
>>139208432
>>139208512
>>139208590
Samefagging
>>139208580
OMNOMNOMNOM
>>139208650
getting desperate there, friend.
This thread is fucking weird.
Also, why did you stop posting Kyouko?
Do you think Homura's into femdom and pegging?
