>She will never wake you up with "guten morgen".
>She will never tell you "anta baka" when you do a silly thing.
>She will never force you into Unit-02 to show off.
>You will never be able to hold her when she is feeling down.
Life isnt worth it on this planet.
>>139126867
Why did Shinji choke her tho???
>Dont think i didnt catch you looking at my feet! I will show you the price now.
>>139126867
>She will never wake you up with "guten morgen".BAAAAAAAAAAAAAASTO STORIIIIIIIIIIIIIMU
>>139126909
Are you referring to the final scene of EoE? It's very ambiguous scene but i like to believe Shinji was batshit crazy after all the events of the series, and after briefly seeing Rei and then she disappeared, thats how he went to confirm if Asuka was real.
>>139126943
Now SUCK IT!
>>139126909
Shinji realized Asuka secretely wants to be strangleraped.
>>139127021
I think it was a mercy killing. He just couldn't do it. The way Asuka gently puts her hand on Shinji's face, they loved each other, all she wanted to do was be with her mother, and Shinji, through his selfish actions took the only chance Asuka had of being with her mother away.
>>139126909
I love seeing fans actually trying to explain this seriously.
I want to strangle and rape Asuka!
>>139127231
Idk, while that theory is interesting it feels terribly out of character for Shinji, and he knew in what conditions Misato survived the 2nd Impact, they would surely try to survive the 3rd.
expecting more asuka feet
>>139126867
Been wondering, didn't her surname change to some strange japanese one in the movie series? or is my memory just fualty
>>139127272
To affirm that this is real life and not tang world, and also possibly to affirm that this is the real asuka since last he saw her she was catatonic and then died.
>Asuka will never teach you about heat expansion using an older man's penis
>you will never witness 24-year-old Asuka in an alternate universe fucking Toji
>>139127371
In the original series and EoE her name is "Asuka Langley Soryu".
In the rebuilds (wich is a completely different take on the story and characters) her name is Asuka Langley Shikinami.
I love the symbolism Anno dropped here.
Asuka wearing clothes that are too big for her is a foreshadow to the "I will become an adult quicker than other kids" flashback.
>>139127398
Why did they change it? I never got around to that reason, and the original NGE was easier to remember
>>139127394
Asuka swallows Toji's cum.
https://youtu.be/cwBs3VsNfdY
>>139127508
Idk but im glad they changed it. This way if i google "Soryu" i dont have to put up with the bullshit from that wannabe character.
>Original NGE was easier to remember
perhaps because story wise its much better, imo original is much more complex and psychological
Asuka getting roasted
>>139126909
That scene was bait. The only purpose was to generate discussion among the fans.
>>139127612
>14 y/o
>Fluent in English, German and Japanese
>Has a college course
>Pilots a giant robot and basically holds mankind on her back
>Lacks brains
Why is it that only kids can pilot evas? I could never understand that.
>>139127562
>This way if i google "Soryu" i dont have to put up with the bullshit from that wannabe character.
Also I am terrible at remembering names, so perhaps you're right. NGE was the first anime to make me cry.
wait what? All I get is that ship.
>>139127680
The year of the boom thing those children were born.
>>139127680
Because their mothers' souls are inside the EVAs and they only let their own children pilot.
>>139127983
Then why can Rei pilot Unit-00?
And why didnt Unit-01 reject the dummy plug (made of Rei parts and AI) that was used to shrek Toji? I guess because altough Shinji wasn't in control he was still inside.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKn-lk27QaI
Fuck Marry Kill Befriend
>>139126909
She wanted to kill herself, but didn't succeed, so he decided to give her a hand, or two for that matter.
She caressed his face because she's moved by him finally caring about her feelings. She's still disgusted by how weak his mama's boy grip is that can't even strangle an injured teenage girl.
>>139128146
why would someone spend time making this
>>139128253
Asukafags confirmed for petty manchildren.
>>139128163
Fuck Asuka
Marry Misato
Kill Ritsuko
Befriend Rei
>>139128220
Did she really want to kill herself? I dont think so after the scene where she realizes Kyoko soul in in Unit-02.
I mean she repeated like 20 times "I dont want to die."
>>139128341
You and i would make good friends
>>139126909
Because Asuka was born thanks to artificial insemination and he wanted to create her again. So he jerked off to give doctors his sperm.
>>139128341
I would only swap Asuka and Misato.
Misato has that milf experience for 1 legendary fuck, and then you spend the rest of your life cuddling and giving Asuka the love she deserves.
>>139126867
reminder that asuka won the soccer world cup for germany
>>139128430
What? I dont think we're talking about the same show.
3.33 + 1.11 when?
>>139128253
Who?
>>139128434
I want to give Misato the happy non-emotionally abusive relationship she's never had and to make her truly happy.
>>139128510
Well... none of the characters in the picture ever had a relationship like that.
But yea Misato sure deserves one.
>>139127297
I want to put a bullet in your skull!>>139127538
>>139128163
Hatefuck Asuka
Marry Rei
Kill Ritsuko
Befriend Misato
>>139127469
Yeah it wasn't just show he could show off her titties. At all.
>>139128464
>Kyoko and her husband were unable to conceive a child, and divorced after he had an affair. He re-married and had a daughter, while Kyoko visited a sperm bank and was impregnated.
How much do you like Asuka,/a/?
>>139128560
Gun yourself down, memechild.
>>139128576
omg how could i forget such an important plot point about Asuka
>>139128586
I'd gun Asuka with my cum bullet.
>>139128612
are you the guy who created the thread about subtitles being too much fast to read?
>>139126867
I never asked for this.
>>139126943
End my suffering
>>139128577
Impossible to quantify. I think my folder's at about 15k images. These threads kill me, though.
>>139128632
Like I said, there's a reason you didn't post your address. Stay spooked fuckboy because I'd fucking curbstomp you into a shallow pool of blood and brainmatter. Faggot piece of shit.
>>139127394
Die.
>>139128792
I'd gun you with my cum bullet too.
>>139126867
The fact that that will never happen sounds like a huge positive. Maybe god is real.
>>139128898
Just stop existing.
>>139128685
nope and i didnt see such thread but it sounds silly
>>139128749
What? Why do these threads kill you?
>>139129226
I cannot express how much it hurts to not be with Asuka.
>>139129327
Why don't you cuddle with some cardboard if it hurts that much?
>>139129393
Piss off.
>>139129393
Cuz it would be cardboard and not actual Asuka.
>>139126867
Asuka is good fap material and i'd love to hate fuck her but thats all the nazi bitch deserves.
>>139129524
Same thing.
>>139129631
Kill yourself you mewling little shitfaggot.
>>139129669
see above
This would be the result.
>>139129631
A nice, slow, and painful assfuck is what I'd love to give her.
>>139128434
Good choice my negro
>>139129868
I'd love to give you a nice slow, painful death by scaphism you samefagging shit baiting faggot.
>>139129909
You don't want me to knock out Uglysuka's teeth so you could shove your cock down her throat with no problems?
>>139129968
I'd knock you into a ditch with a bullet to the head, shitmongerer. Enjoy your canon tentacle reip shitslut toiletfu.
>>139129968
>Hurr durr i want to beat fictional characters to provoke people i dont know and will never meet again.
Kill yourself.
>>139130105
>i can't handle 4chan
Try reddit.
>>139130169
Speak for yourself. There will always be shitposters here that cant do it where they arent anonymous but i still like to have logical discussions here.
>>139130169
>you're not allowed to give me shit for my retardation
Try gaia.
>>139129968
Don't use your fists, here's a hammer instead.
>>139130411
Get hammered yourself and hug a train, samefag.
>>139126867
Thank god, Asuka is shit.
>>139130411
I want to hammer out her teeth one by one!
>>139130656
I want to put so many bullets in you, you look like swiss cheese, samefaggio!
>>139130702
Sounds like the kind of foreplay Mansuka would love.
>>139130634
Your taste a shit.
>>139130743
Can I go a single day without seeing your miserable baitposting faggot self? Your posts are an eyesore almost the equivalent of your smelly unhygenic toiletfu.
>>139130868
Not that guy, but if you haven't gotten that people are all pointing out that Asuka is a tranny toilet because of YOU (yes YOU), then there's little anyone can do to save you.
>>139130868
Asuka is a bullet slut.
>>139130921
>le ebin mspaint images man meme mania
>just let filenames kun talk shit :3
No.
>>139130935
Step on a landmine you toilet loving faggot.
>>139128163
Fuck Misato
Marry Asuka
Kill Doll
Befriend Ritsuko
>>139131057
I don't love Asuka, sorry. "She" sure makes a great shitdump though.
>>139131164
Projecting about Rei again. Same old same old. Not hard to see why, she is a meat and public use toilet after all.
>>139131291
That'd be Dogsuka's role.
>>139131405
You just can't seem to stop projecting about Manrei, huh?
This thread needs more Asuka fanart.
>>139131567
Ugly crossdresser.
>>139131598
Dont you have better ways to spend your time than insulting fictional characters with biased opinions?
>>139128576
The fuck? I thinks that's from the shitty fanfic by Sadamoto known as the Neon Genesis Evangelion manga
