You are now Matou Shinji. You have just summoned Rider and she is now awaiting your first orders. What do?
>>139074738
Nothing, I'll just go rape Sakura until she loves me.
>Shinji
>Summoning Rider
Nice joke.
>>139074738
Redo the gatcha till my wallet gets empty.
>>139074738
why does he wear the mask?
>>139074738
>Matou Shinji summoned Rider
Wrong.
Anyway, giver her the D
>>139074738
Undress urself babe
>>139074796
Given how long the worms have had their way with her why do you think you'd need to rape her?
>>139074738
Assuming your bullshit that Shinji actually summoned Rider is true (pro tip it's not)...
Do a heel-face-turn of my personality, head straight for Tohsaka and Shirou, offer to waste a command spell as proof of trust and join the winning team.
>>139075415
/thread
>>139075346
To not petrify anything in sight.
>>139075346
It would be extremely painful.
>>139074738
Wake up and face the fact that I'm only a competent magus in my dreams.
>>139075300
You must have got someone you want before that, unless your luck is worse than Lancer
>>139074738
Love her tenderly.
>>139074738
I dunno, I'd prolly start by not raping the shit out of Sakura on a nightly basis
also this: >>139075351 minus the dickings. Rider'd prolly kill me to death if I attempted that. Shit why'd I have to be Shinji, nigga is practically useless in every regard
>>139074738
"Ride me."
>>139077304
i remember than Nasu say than shinji can be good in anything than he want do than not involved magecraft.
I wonder how could he be in traditional assasin training and regular magic?
>>139078854
this
how many times has this joke be done?
Get on your knees, I have to test your allegiance.
Use my command spell to make her suck my dick.
