Would you protect dry a cake's tears and protect her smile?
>>139044381
I'd dry her tears and tell her she's beautiful.
>>139044381
I would give her lots of chocolate
>>139047262
It's a well known fact that cakes like chocolate.
cakes are better than pie.
You only get 2 toppings on your cake. Choose wisely
>teacher
>alcoholic
>smoker
>surrogate mother
>coworker
>pure virgin
>>139047709
>Teacher
>surrogate mother
A good mother is a teacher to her children, ya dingus. They go hand in hand.
>>139047709
>surrogate mother
>coworker
Assuming "coworker" means boss.
>>139047709
Teacher and an alcoholic.
>>139048530
But she'd never get her work done!
>>139044381
I'm 35 dude, to me cakes are what highschoolers are for you
>>139048694
How would you treat a cake?
>In all seriousness, 23 here and I've met some nice older women but never been with any. Might be nice.
>>139047709
>coworker
>pure virgin
>>139048530
This.
>>139048694
>tfw 26
>tfw still want to be tenderly dominated by an older lady>tfw still a virgin
P-please be a grill
Please be in LONDON
>>139047709
teacher
coworker
i'm an elementary school art teacher
>>139049106
>tfw still want to be tenderly dominated by an older lady
Yes! Somebody who shares my desires.
>>139047709
>alcoholic
>pure virgin
Only choice.
>>139049106
>tfw 31
>tfw want to tenderly dominate a younger, virgin guy>tfw kind of a slut
>tfw don't live in LONDON
>>139049632
Don't bully, you're not real.
>>139049189
>i'm an elementary school art teacher
Ara ara~ you've infiltrated the cake establishment!
>>139049801
mate there are no fucking cakes in the US, that's only japan xmas cake age in america as a teacher just means she's a stupid slut who fucking fell back on teaching 80% of the time
>>139049856
You're joking, right?
It may not be populated by drop dead gorgeous females, but I've seen some pretty teachers in elementary and high school.
>>139049964
This I've seen/met quite a few cute teachers, every single one of them was married.
>>139044381
I bet she enjoys showing her naked feet to teens and preteens to watch them get confusing boners.
>>139050701
She would nev- OH WAIT!!
>>139047709
Pure virgin
Alcoholic
Only good choices.
First I would administer truth serum to find out how many cocks she's taken before mine.
If the answer is zero, I dry her tears and take her ice skating.
If the answer is one or more, I take her to Denny's and read my prepared breakup speech.
>>139051023
>If the answer is one or more, I take her to Denny's and read my prepared breakup speech.
I'd love her regardless. Doesn't matter how many dicks a good woman has taken, as long as she loves you tenderly and with sincerity.
>>139047709
>surrogate mother
>pure virgin
>>139051151
It's a pretty good combo.
>She takes you in after your parents pass away in a car crash one night.
>She had been your neighbor for years and had watched you grow into a man.
>She had aged, but she still seemed to be as beautiful as the first time you two met.
>She was very kind, and had taken a liking to you quickly when you were young.
>You secretly harbored a small bit of affection for her through the years.
>Now he was your new mother.
>She had taken the necessary steps and filed all the paper work to ensure her status as your new legal guardian.
>She treated you like a son, even though you hadn't ever seen her with a husband or even a boyfriend at all.
>Surely she couldn't be a virgin?
>Could she?
>An interesting question, but you couldn't ask that, it would be too private to discuss with her.
>>139047709
>Pure virgin
>Alcoholic
>>139051736
>you work up the courage to ask her one day
>you hear explosive laughter from behind the sofa
>school bully and his posse jumps out from behind
>cake has look of disgust on her face
>"To think I actually thought you were a pure soul, anon. How disgusting."
>bully posse holds you down while Cake strips naked
>bully rails Cake in front of you as you struggle and scream
>some Nip artist turns your story into a doujin that makes shitloads of money
>/a/ goes crazy over it, causing you to finally kill yourself
>bully and cake have sex on your grave
>>139051111
What about a thousand dicks and she now has a STD?
>>139052037
I'm technically acakecurrently beingspoiledby a16 years old
>>139052269
You could always use protection. If she loved you she wouldn't want to give you what she has and would insist on a condom.
>>139052319
writefag here, thanks for liking the little story. I'm not sure if I'll continue it.
>>139052342You'd better spoil the shit out of that 16 years old. Ruin him for marriage.
>>139052429
But what if I want to have a child with her?
The baby is in danger and so am I.
>>139052485
>him
>>139047709
>You only get 2 toppings on your cake.
Teacher and alcoholic, of course.
>>139052342
I'd spoil you more than you can imaginedepending on your personality and taste in anime.
Treat him well.
>>139052585
I can get behind some /ll/
>you will never be bullied by a prostitute cake
>>139047709
>surrogate mother
>coworker
These are the only correct options.
>mfwI'm a teacher and get three toppings
>>139052429
>>139052533
>Cake loves you so much and wants to have sex.
>She remembers that she has an STD
>She is torn between her desire to get filled and her protecting you from getting an STD as well.
>She ultimately decides to always insist on a condom.
>She explains calmly that she loves you, but she wouldn't want to give you her disease.
>She won't be able to have a child with you, but she still loves you.
>>139052786
>prostitute
Into the trash
I'd violently inseminate her from behind, then leave her half naked on the floor with my cum dripping out of her.And come back with a glass of water and a towel to clean her up.
>>139047709
>alcoholic
>pure virgin
I'll take twenty, please.
>>139052932
>Not treating a prostitute as a human being.
Not all sex workers are drug addicted whores. Some legitimately enjoy the trade.
>>139049106
The reality is that dominant older women are just creepy IRL, just like any older person that would hit on somebody young enough to be their child. Just stick with your anime and doujins, it's better this way.
>>139053038
As bad as the other, they're whores who take the dick of different men on a daily basis.
what is the exact age where one becomes cake?
>>139053169
25.
>>139053169
25. The joke is that nobody wants a cake after christmas or something like that.
>>139053135
Other?
One should treat everyone with respect.
>>139053108
>just like any older person that would hit on somebody young enough to be their child
You can still be older with an age gap of less than a decade. My ideal age gap would be a girl five years older or so. Old enough to be significant in terms of maturity and life experience, but not significant enough to be weird.
The unwritten rule is twice your age minus seven, right?
>>139053195
>>139053201
and how long do they stay cake?
>>139044381
all the more mature an experienced guys didnt bother touching her for a reason anon. She isnt worth keeping around
>>139053218
>One should treat everyone with respect.
>>139053255
Until someone loves them/death.
Makoto Shinkai is a fucking fraud.
>>139053228
>36
hmm, I'm partial to late 20's, early 30's myself.
Why do you faggots always bring up 3D?
>>139053332
proximity
>>139053332
Because as you said they're faggots
>>139051760
>>139053332
Only 3D here is a guy swooning over the perfect cake. Everyone in this thread is actually a qt 2D cake pretending to be boys who would love them.
>>139053430
D-Do you mean I'm the only boy posting in a thread full of cakes?
>>139053228
In my experience it's almost always people who are old enough to be your parent, but I guess an age difference of a decade or less is totally reasonable. I could dig a 31 year old woman myself, but realistically they always seem to be 45+
>>139053332
3DPD is a dead meme. Soon we'll have the revival of "so ronery" threads. You can't stop the future.
>>139053608
>3DPD is a dead meme
>meme
>>139053546
>he didn't know.
Silly anon, we're all cakes, and you are the little boy.
I demand a tomboy Christmas Cake.
It cannot be just a Christmas Cake and it cannot be just a tomboy.
>>139047709
>surrogate mother
>pure virgin
>>139052037
>>139051736
Oh god, when did I wander into a Hana Hook doujin?
>>139047709
>surrogate mother
>coworker
She'd show me the ropes and come by my apartment to help me out with things.Then we start fucking like animals on heat all night until we end up skipping work the next day as we continue fucking non-stop for the rest of they as if we're repopulating the Earth.
>>139047709
>teacher
>pure virgin
>>139047709
Alcoholic pure virgin.
>>139049438
This
So cute
>>139049744
I am, but I'm alsoflat
Sorry if that spoils the fantasy.
>>139057140
Different anon butI like the thought of violently sucking and licking the nipples on flat breasts.So maybe you have some hope.
Since this is a cake thread I'll just ask here instead of making a new thread, when is Kawaii Joushi o Komasaretai 10 coming out?
>>139049632
>>139057140
>>139057140
Probably some trans faggot
>>139047709
I'm thinking teacher and alcoholic is most likely to lead to sex.
>>139057140
Do you take it up the shitter
>>139047709
There need to be more options, like nurse and doctor. Also posting cakes.
cakes are such trash.
I'm sick of them posing as JKs on enkou dating sites.
>>139058535
KSMW, Mom, and whos on the right?
>>139047583
>pumpkin pie
Your move cunt
>>139047709
>Pure Virgin
>Alcoholic
I'm going to marry her and make her a housewife.
>>139052786
Bah fuck, hate to be a fuckin degenerate, but any sauce on this?
>>139058704
Coffee cake.
>I was just thinking of something whitty to say. I think pie is better.
>>139058619
Hattori Toko most likely.
but the image incorrectly tags arisa as miyu.
>>139058535
I don't see the problem. You got a free upgrade.
>>139058704
Cheese Cake
>>139059065
And what if I asked for JC fangs to guild over my cock. or trashy Puyo lip vaccum fellatio.
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>>139059273
Why would you use enko? They'd do it for free.
>>139059098
too sweet
>>139058837
Nice try, will never compliment vanilla ice cream
>>139059065
Girls are developing earlier and earlier these days. Must be in the food.
>>139059427
>too sweet
Niwaka anything can be too sweet if it isn't prepared correctly.
I want hands on Sex ed
