Why do so many Christmas cakes go unloved?
Old stretched-out vaginas and past their optimum fertility.
I demand a tomboy Christmas Cake.
It cannot be just a tomboy and it cannot be just a Christmas Cake.
>>138991736
A tomman?
Anons love other anons instead of cakes.
;_;
>>138991791
I don't love you.
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Watching Onegai Teacher right now, wish there was more romances involving adult women instead of always being teenagers
>>138991906
I still love you!
They're 2D characters, they don't understand love.
>>138991736
Literally the best kind.
The easy-goingness of a tomboy combined with the maturity of an older woman is divine.
I love both of you, but you're still faggots. Also, I have to admit that I sort of have the hots for my waifus mom, but in my defense my waifu and her mom are both very beautiful.
>>138991990
implying we would
>>138991977
Ok, maybe i do love you, who knows?
Ignoring cake should be a crime
because they don't love me
no one does
>>138991503
Because I haven't found a way into the 2D world, yet.
>>138991503
Because they're stuck in shows with homosexual men.
>>138991503
other guys gave up on them so they must not be worth keeping around
>>138991736
This is my fetish.
>>138991503
Because the world is an extremely cruel place.
I want to eat all the Cakes.
>>138991503
>Punches him
>Then hugs him
My kinda woman.
Someone who isn't afraid to express their emotions but is still loving and kind.
Much better then the stuttery submissive kind.
>tfw I work in an office alone
I just need a qt 27 year old, 2D office worker grill to get drunk with after work so she can tell me about her life problems and molest me.
Reminder: All Christmas Cakes are one of the harem girls that didn't win.
I can't remember the name of that new cake manga where she sleeps in the nude with a coworker. Any new chapters as of a month ago?
>>138992247
It's because they had no taste.
What is a Christmas cake?
>>138992450
Well you do have a fine taste.
>A Christmas cake will never give you hands on sex ed
>>138992776
would you like a chain smoker and alcoholic?
>>138993015
Yes, love will turn her into a proper women. Maybe.
>>138992238
The leads in that show were explicitly stated by the creator to be straight though.
>>138993124
you do not love the way she was and asks her to change for the sake of yours?
>>138992758
I can't remember the title either but it's the Renai Shimasen ka mangaka
>>138993186
I don't ask her to change, I said maybe it will. You don't have to like everything a person does to love them, my boy.
>>138993246
so, what do you like her for? She has inferior looks.
>>138993313
Her beauty, her childishness, her astuteness, her compassion for her students. I don't care if you believe she has inferior looks to whoever, I like what I like.
>>138993015
Yes, we'd have that in common at least.
>tfw same age as christmas cakes now
fucking
What's the best profession for a cake?
>>138993681
Jinsei wa kowai..
>>138993681
Look for Christmas Cake+
>>138993704
Teacher is a classic, can't go wrong with that. Doctor/Scientist aren't bad either, cakes with labcoats are delicious.
>>138993255
Why did this stop being translated?
>>138993704
Top 3 in no particular order are as follows.
Teacher
Nurse
Office Lady
>>138993959
What about a full doctor instead of a nurse.
>>138994048
A proctologist?
>>138991503
herbivore men
>I'm at cake age
>all the 3D cakes are nothing like 2D cakes
>until technology develops so much that humans cant tell the difference between what is real and what is virtual I will not have a real 2D cake waifu
>>138992303
She was stupid for thinking she could compete with Yin.
>>138991503
Japanese men are all pedophiles. All of them. No exceptions.
>>138993704
Doctor.
Office Lady.
Boss.
Teacher.
Nurse.
Military Officer.
Any profession that means she's above you in both age and power.
Work hard and you too can save a girl from becoming a cake.
>>138991736
>>138991956
my brother of african descent, that show was awesome.
>>138994763
>you can never go back to archive.moe and reread these threads
>>138994473
They were on the opposite sides of law, it was never meant to be anyway. She lost before the game even started. Fucking bullshit I tell you.
>>138991956
Plus more shows willing to have the characters go all the way to progress the plot. But that rarely ever happens...
Most
>>138991503
There must be something wrong with the person, if they can't find a partner they want to marry during their highschool and college years.
This was a good show.
Post cakes that found happiness
>>138998180
When does this happen?
I wish christmas cakes were a thing irl.
Women either become single moms (why the fuck would I support a kid that's not mine and I fucking hate), or divorced, which is kinda the same except no kid baggage but they are still just rebounding from the divorce.
>>138998180
Wait, when? who? werewolf half?
>>138998209
Volume 16
>>138998209
>>138998231
Raws,Sakurada
>>138998361
>Sakurada
no way
>>138991503
>Why do so many Christmas cakes go unloved?
Because they wouldn't be cakes otherwise?
>>138998252
Ah, that would explain it. It makes me so happy.
>>138993106
That thread was amazing
>>138998466
I dumped this chapter back then.
>>138998013
You realize there are cakes who forgo relationships for some other pursuit? That or maybe they haven't found anyone yet.
>>138994763
What is it with the japanese lately and their absurdly long titles?
Don't mind me, just posting best cake.
>>138998614
What's the chapter number? I'm looking one by one in sen.
>>138991503
I think you mean office ladies, faggot.
>>138998717
>>138998614
Nvm found, arc is 139 to 142.
>>138998180
>became a female wizard
>ended up getting married later
got the best of both worlds
>>138991956
I don't think she counts as a cake.
http://pleaseteacher.wikia.com/wiki/Mizuho_Kazami
>>138992201
Id dress you up as a girl and turn you into a sissy.
Then Id love you.
>>138992000
I like this kind of pose.
>>138998642
The don't have blurbs so all the info has to be in the title to draw people in.I made that up
2D once again proves to be superior.
