Would you risk you life to fight legions of hellspawn only for the rest of your party to fawn over the other guy after every battle?
really depends how much credit I get in general
MC can have the party of girls but if I still get famous as a hero I can still pick and choose between most of humanity
hell maybe use my eligible bachelorhood as a bargaining chip to gain noble status.
>>138955255
It's his fault for being a fag and returning home when he already got himself a harem once.
>>138955255
>Would you risk you life to fight legions of hellspawn only for the rest of your party to fawn over the other guy after every battle?
Depends on my treatment and other prospects.
>>138956299
This. It also depends on how the team treats me. I hate when the team chooses the second guy as a constant butt-monkey and never gives him any respect.
>>138956515
I don't even care about how the heroes treat me
they can treat me like dirt so long as "was a part of the party of legend" is on my resume I'm cool
1 or 5 years of bullshit for an entire life where the rest of the human race is fawning over me, and since they know the hero is married to his harem that leaves every other girl in the kingdom to go for me.
If even society at large treats me like a joke then fuck it I'm out.
That ends with me becoming the new demon lord, i know my shit.
Lets do it.
>>138956515
>sitting around that cliche after battle campfire
>3 girls stuck to the other dude like glue
>trying to do the "aaaaaaah~" thing with your precious rations
>meanwhile you're doing inventory and item maintenance on the adjacent log
>even though you're closer to the fire you've never felt so cold
>wake up at 2 am
>magic camp proximity alarm you set up is going off
>gear up
>go to wake up the others
>no one is there
>they tripped the alarm while having a orgy in bushes
>you go back to your sleeping bag
>a single tear down your cheek
>wake up in the morning
>they're sharing a sleeping bag
>they're all clinging to him in that cute anime cliche way
>decide you'll be the bigger man and take give them time to wake up on their own
>it's getting late
>you need to start adventuring soon
>check in on him
>he's getting a morning blowjob
>they call you a gross voyeur and stare daggers at you the rest of the day
>yfw nobody congratulates you on lvling up
>>138955255
Let him have his harem, I'll be too busy with the female BBEG turned love interest after I had beaten her demonic ass with all the training I've gotten from being sexual frustrated from the journey.
>>138956869
This anon knows what's up.
Part II
>ignore party members from them on
>start leveling up your own shit to fight demons
>begin taking on the demons by yourself
>party doesn't notice you do it since they are too busy with the MC
>you'll show em up by taking on one of the main elites
>fight elite
>get ass kicked
>MC defeats elite but not without the elite throwing a curse at you
>you fall unconscious
>you wake up as a loli
>>138955255
>adventuring with bitches and whores
>being strong enough to defeat demon lord
Pick one and only one
>>138957251
This. Ditch the shit party and join a party of bros. Relationshit drama will only drag the party down.
That`s what I loved about New Saga. Everyone making fun of side-hero when suddenly it`s revealed he is the strongest in the group. Shit was cash.
>>138957357
Become the Yakushoku Distpiari guy instead.
>>138955255
Source?
>>138957662
If you don't already know it's to good for you.
>>138957387
Except in this scenario you're the strongest dude butt monkey while your best friend has sex with your mutual childhood friend and elf girl.
>>138957791
If it means I get to be filthy rich and strong as fuck I don`t really care about the childhood friend or the elf.
Imagine going through several years of dealing with this kind of shit, and after defeating the demonlord and saving the land the other guy gets most if not, all of the benefits despite not really doing much.
After all that happened, you get to travel out to another country just to get away from it all.And the hero sad that his "friend"(aka you) had left, so he goes on to search you. Bring along his harem and all.And when he finds you, his harem party is now in the triple digits. And he won't leave you alone no matter what.
>>138957983
Absolutely fiendish
>>138957864
You are a bigger man than I.
>>138956869
female demon lords are the best, bonus points for blood feud, the hate sex will be glorious
>>138956869
Could I create a harem of demon girls? If so, I continue to live in the demon realm and take over eventually. If not, kill the Lord and go home to money and fame. Win win.
>>138955255
Fuck no, I'd embrace the dark side and play real life Dungeon Keeper with those goddamn adventuring pests.
Those fucking murderhobos do nothing but burglarize everywhere, break things, steal shit and kill endangered species.
Also according to my chinese cartoons, nine times out of ten Maou-sama will be a lovely and cute miracle of the universe.
>>138958200
I would stay in the demon realm and start a new life as King or at least try to work to take over all of the realm. I need my fame and fortune.
>>138957983
Eh, at least someone cares about me enough to uproot his life and drag his entire harem across the continent to find me.
>>138956783
underrated post
>>138955255
It depends how much gold and how many concubines I would be paid with. If both are acceptable, then MC can keep his harem of girls that will probably end up dying for his sake anyways. >>138956299 has the right idea, but >>138956783 would be pretty miserable in reality, even if the reward afterwards would be pretty good.
>>138957611
>Yakushoku Distpiari
Looks deliciously edgy, picked up.
>>138958200
Then let him handle every other world-ending crisis. I have a female demonic BBEG that I have to hate-fuck into being good here.
>>138957983
You mean that, despite the harem, he's actually gay for you?
>>138958392
>>138958554
>tfw his harem bullies you like you're love rival-chan
>>138957983
Uh perhaps the one he wants is not a member of his harem, but you?
>>138958392
The thing is, after you try to get away from the problem. He brings it straight too you, like unintentionally rubbing the salt in your wound.
>>138958554
No, its 'muh friendship' type of thing. Where you're not allowed to distance yourself from the group.
>>138958392
That's something only a bro would do. An obnoxious harem lead bro, but a bro nonetheless.
>>138958699
The solution is to have a wizard turn me into a girl, then become the #1 in his harem. That will show those bitches.
>the protagonist is super handsome and gathers bitches like burdock on the roads
>is actually gay for the sole male member of the group
Fund it.
>>138955255
I would suggest to him to kill or kick all the females from the party before they would start a deathmatch for him in the middle of the boss fight.
>>138958811
>the male member of the group is secretly a girl but all the other girls hate him
I would just say to everyone that did nothing that they are all dumbasses that did nothing and say that without me, they wouldn't last a couple days without me and just watch the disaster flow as I fix the problem right in front of them and flip them off. Then leave.
>>138958790
>>138958640
combine these two
>>138958885
I'm so mad at Shiro no Koukoku.
>chop of waifu's arm
>"wow a girl was actually dealt a non-reversible injury, that's something new"
>nope
>she regrows a fucking arm
>because muh dragon
>>138955255
while I'm defeating enemies and getting stronger, mr perfect will be relying on his harem for protection, once I level up enough I'll just leave the party and take on the demon king solo.
Imagine being the sole male party member in this guy's party. His harem couldn't even fit on the fucking page.
>>138959057
>Implying he won't get some super powerup from a godlike being just cause.
>Implying they won't be cheering his name despite you were the one that killed the demon king.
>>138959057
>"Where did whatshisname go?"
>"I think he said something about soloing the demon lord..."
>"Oh well, wanna have sex while we wait and see if he lives or not?"
>"Yeah sure."
>>138955255
Depends. Can I join the MC's harem and will I get sexy time with him?
>>138958969
>the harem lead is also secretly a girl
>all the girls were secretly traps
Easy. You use the party members as a literal meatshield by grabbing them and the "hero" too.
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>>138959158
>all those girls
>still dies virgin because shonen
>>138955255
Would go to war so my friend can get his waifu
>>138955255
I'd probably change parties, just because I don't want my adventures to end. I mean, either I'll have to heroically sacrifice myself for the MC and his main girl, or I'll get to live in a world where MC gets all the glory, yet adventuring doesn't work anymore. Also, I highly doubt that I'd be missed, if it's three women with one man they won't care about me at all.Becoming demon lord or demon lords second in command is also an acceptable answer.
>>138959183
Oh man, I just realize how shitty it must be to be the token male team member of a SI reincarnation story.
>>138956783
>harem can't partake in the final confrontation
>on maternity leave
>you and the harem protag get zerg rushed by high-ranking demons
>HP down to 10/999
>harem protag has been fighting loyally to protect you
>your opinion of him is starting to get better
>you're both bleeding out
>about to be killed
>"Well it looks like this is it friend...Let's go out with a bang!"
>you begin your final gambit, wildly slashes at all surrounding foes
>"No! I can't die here! They're all waiting for me!"
>his 3 Wedding Rings of Magic Resonance glow
>his feelings resonate with his harem's to conjure an impromptu 1-man teleportation spell
>"I'm sorry, it looks like my journey isn't done yet."
>"I'll never forget your sacrifice u-uh ...Yuusha-san!"
>"I promise I'll fufill your dream and slay the demon lord once and for all!"
>you're dumbstruck
>even the demons are rather dumbstruck
>though that doesn't stop them from gouging out your eyes and raping your eye sockets
>tfw your only dream was to get some fantasy puss
>>138955255
Obviously I would get with the Demon Lord (Female), fuck those guys.
>>138960107
This. It's been proven that Demon Lord is best girl.
>>138960103
nah that's when you demons offer you to join their side to get revenge.
>>138960154
Anon, in these types of stories, you only end up jobbing to show off how much more powerful the harem MC has gotten, and somehow managed to redeem you by beating the shit out of you. You never join evil when the story has a MC and you're not it. Unless it's a hentai, you will only make things worse for yourself.
>>138960146
I thought it was funny how Female Knight was added to make it a bigamy obviously out of pity.
fight the guy and rape his harem
Isn't that just Grimgar?
>>138960275
How's your new dullahan holding up Aur-sama?
I get my part of the rewards right?
While he lives his LN/VN lifestyle, I'll just invest the rewards of that great adventure, get into real estate, maybe some heavy industries or farming shit depending on the setting, find a cute local girl, have a nice stable relationship, eventually a loving family.
Why be the hero surrounded by drama when you can start your own legit lasting legacy.
I guess the analogy would be that I'd prefer being a succesful businessman instead of a rockstar.
Or go full asshole and kill him in the end, keep demon lord who's a girl, enslave the harem, make them submit to the pleasure of your evilness and dick, and since you were a hero once you can either:
pull a political negotation and either stalemate or some paceful agreement with the other nations and become a lord
decide to be a demon lord with the advantage of knowing how the other side works so they can't get ahead of you
>>138960275
You'd just get killed, it's the MC you're going against man.
>>138960231
This.
>'redeemed'
Even after getting your ass handed to you, the others are never going to like you. And on top of that they may spread rumors about you everywhere you go, so any potential of even getting with a peasant girl would be thrown out the window.
>>138960366
>you're that early rape-attempt jobber that only exists to boost the girl's hero complex for the MC
Hate that feel.
>>138960366
>>138960429
>spent a year tracking down all of the hero's girlfriends
>>138956869
>>138958129
>>138958169
Doesn't all this just end with you becoming the big bad and then the hero having to take you down all the while looking at you with disgusted and disappointed eyes.
>>138960420
He could get away with it in Drag-on Dragoon or any Eishima Jun written series.
>>138960559
God reading that one brought me nothing but pain.
>>138955255
Wait, this seems familiar, like I read it before, source?
I'm trying to remember, wasn't there some manga about a guy that was part of the demon lord killing team that had a similar situation like in the OP but in the final battle he got trapped in the rubble of the castle that collapsed and was revived as a skeleton?
>>138960366
The only solution is to "Accidentally" swallow a gender bending potion and become part of his harem
>>138960539
Anon, we redeemed the female BBEG. Him picking a fight afterward only makes him a bad guy.
>>138960335
I don't know why, but I actually expected Aur to fuck that guy as well. Or to let some of the male demons fuck him into submission.
Certainly something I could see Aur doing.
>>138960366
He still has a chance if he's unknowingly the real "Chosen One"
>>138960766
Wouldn't it be better to "accidentally" make hero-kun swallow the gender bending potion, have his harem disband because yuri is filthy and make tender love with now hero-chan?And the in middle of love making you realize the potion wasn't a permanent change and hero-chan transforms back.
>>138960767
What's stopping him from getting the BBEG from falling in love with him instead, abandoning anon after the hardwork he done.
>>138960897
Genderbender Oneesama protag hetero-yuri is fucking great. Too bad it doesn't exist.
>>138960873
>there is a guy who keeps pulling all the pussy
>is a sword user while you being a rational man have a spear or a shield and a sword
>implying you could be the chosen one
>>138960897
The potion won't work. Like you said mc will always change back or the change happens early on to turn it into yuri [and he still probably changes back at the end]
>>138960935
>hetero yuri
>>138961004
The girl has a male mind and used to be a male.
>>138960959
>shield
>chose
Filthy shield heros aren't welcome in this land.
>>138961058
I'm not expert but I think that is still probably fucking gay. But it does sound hot
>>138961076
Those people are so fucking retarded because there is quite obviously a shield on their religious crest too.
>>138960900
Because he's too busy dealing with his harem while anon has been constantly training since he's incredibly sexually frustrated, allowing anon to solo the female BBEG before the others arrive.
>>138955255
As long as they still respect me. Don't really care about love.
>>138960897
http://exhentai.org/g/893683/d9cd429ccd/kinda like this only hero-kun stays genderbent and the side character becomes the hero
I guess I'll have to do it and save the world.
I mean I'd be pretty childish if I let love get in the way of saving the world.
Maybe I'll find a cute elf girl to love in the way, maybe I won't.
Duty is stronger than love.
He'd probably just pick up my bad habits of drinking and doing drugs, and all the girls in the party would ditch us for being too fucked up to be of any use. It'd be great. We could be drug-addled losers together. Like the medieval fantasy equivalents of Raoul Duke and Dr. Gonzo.
In the final fight against the demon I'll slice his leg off, join the demon lord and make the MC watch every day as his harem gets gangraped by orcs.
>>138961346
You won't, because your harem MC partner has taken your qt3.14 elf away from you beforehand.
Friend A from Hachinantte seems to have it rough.
>>138961268
Any gender bender where the guy turns back into a guy after sex.
You know, just curiosity.
>>138961471
Then I guess after the war is over and my duty is done I'll punch his face in, kick him in the teeth, call the elf a whore and go to fight the remnants of the BBEG's army and probably hope I die.
>>138961221
That won't matter, anon can spend years training in combat. But all it will take for the MC is doing next to nothing and he'll be(come) some sword master.
In the terms of romance, it'll take anon years just to convince a girl or the BBEG to open her heart just a little. But for the MC its simply one line or less and she'll be planning on baring at least 50 of his children.
>>138961268
love that one
>>138955255
Become the villain.
>>138961623
>But for the MC its simply one line or less and she'll be planning on baring at least 50 of his children.
Reminds me of that z-ton quadruple NTR h-manga
Pheromones are fucking nuclear.
>>138961557
http://exhentai.org/g/499907/96204010ab/
http://exhentai.org/g/873292/5bd1a5455c/
only ones I could find.
>>138958811
>>138958969
This sounds familiar.
>>138961623
That's only true if the MC can fight the BBEG. As long as you can covertly find a way to busy the MC with his current harem while training as hard as possible to become swordmaster status, then you can defeat the BBEG before the MC can arrive. By doing so, you can show the BBEG the errors of her way and offer a branch of friendship to her before the MC can. Female BBEG will instantly latch on to the first person that shows them kindness. It's hard, but it's doable if you have a plan from the start.
>>138961727
if it turns out that one of the harem members is my childhood friend I'll just quit
I'm not fucking dealing with that
>>138955255
No. Medieval Fantasy settings are overrated.
No internet. No hot running water. No toilet paper.
I could go on and on.
>>138961557
http://exhentai.org/g/594454/6212102b26/
>>138961871
This one is funny because he little brother took his virginity. There's actually a hetero manga where the guy turns back into a guy too.
http://exhentai.org/g/163045/3e1e09e3f2/
>>138960559
>Drakengard
Who cares about sex when it's time better spent murdering people?
>>138955255
>>138960633
http://kissmanga.com/Manga/Yuusha-Gojo-Kumiai-Kouryuugata-Keijiban/Ch-008-Read-Online?id=206561
Is cawaii. Ending was shit.
>>138961849
It's your childhood friend whom you promised to get married to in the future.
>>138961851
>not being god level
>not getting so bored you decide to invent it
>>138955255
Only if I get to fawn over the other guy, too. I enjoy the idea that he's plowing all that pussy on the daily but still comes back to me regularly for my blowjob skills no bitch born could ever hope to match. He can even cry after he cums and knows I'd keep it all secret just for him.
>>138956783
Life is suffering
>>138961558
No way anon, you can go bigger than that.
You could be the second season's "A Friend's Betrayal?!" sort of character. Devote all your time and energy to making MC's life utter crap for years as revenge, then when he finally catches up to you, pretend to cry and ask for forgiveness. He has to let you go, because that's what MCs do.
But what would I do as a gay member of the party?
>>138961557
Most of them?
>>138955255
Well, if the alternative is the fucking world ending in hellfire, fucking duh
Like, there's lots of fish in the sea, but not if you and everyone else are either dead and in hell or alive as tortured slaves of demons
Preventing extinction is the highest moral and biological duty of every living thing
>>138955255
That's why Japs should've kept away from the hero stories of the west. If you're a real hero, either you form a party with ONLY MALE members just like Tolkien wrote about, or you go SOLO. Women are good only for preparing food and fucking. Oh, and childbearing, once you get a child. Because, you know, you'll still go around the world saving shit even after having a child.
>>138956869
If it's turned into a redemption story for the demon girl you can potentially become the fan favorite, anon.
>>138956869
Now this nigga gets it. Why settle for less than best girl?
Don't worry there's some options when the harem protag gets your crush. Hope that you're in a really gritty edgy series for starters.
>>138962159
Then play the waiting game.
>seduce hero
>NTR bitches
>>138962189
Profit.
>>138962095
>crying and begging in front of the man who stole my waifu
Fuck that.
As soon as the celebration for saving the world ends I'll spit in his face, call my waifu a bitch and just fuck off and die in a ditch.
Maybe I'll even lead the reconstruction efforts in the cities of the BBEG and treat his ex-soldiers and civilians like shit, unloading all my anger and hatred and bitterness on them, like a proper broken and edgy warrior.
>>138957983
If that happens, MC wanted your hard cock all along.
>>138962195
I like you.
>>138961822help google and iqdb are giving me nothing
>>138962137
Yes, that's the point. You have to trigger the whole background sob story event, beat her, and then offer her friendship/redemption before the MC can arrive. By doing so, you can snatch female BBEG turned love interest victory from the Harem MC jaws of defeat. You just have to suffer through the initial days of journeying with the MC until then.
>>138955255
I was actually thinking about writing a story like that once. The MC would be the chosen champion of a goddess who heads to slay an undying king who appears every 1000 years, however his party is formed out of the crown prince of the kingdom, the crown prince's (female) servants, and his childhood friend who goes full fangirl for the prince.Eventually he'd ditch them after realising they are slowing him down, and after following clues left in old ruins, makes contact with the goddess who tells him the kingdom are perpetuating the cycle of the dark king returning. He slays the dark king, BTFOs his old party, topples the kingdom, and marries the goddess while throwing it in the childhood friend's face.
>>138961838
Again, doesn't matter. As soon as a second passes the MC's harem isn't bothering him, which will happen he would reach godslaying level in that short time. While your training would only allow you to reach a standard grunt level of skill, and that if your lucky.
And the MC's 'kindness' is a lot better than your kindness. Spend years showing her the error of her ways amounts to nothing to the second the MC says 'hi'.
You need to do some research on how stories are these days.
>>138962361
>and than the MC introduces himself to her. The demon girl overwhelmed with emotion falls in pure love with him, forever forgetting the existence of anon who had done all that for her.
>>138955255
Simple anon, he may have the girls but I will have his ass, then I NTR the girls
>>138960900
No anon, see. The hero will keep his harem, but there will be a heartwarming secondary story of you seeing the good in BBEG and trying to redeem her. Pages and pages of fanfics will be written, you'll get teasing scenes with her, where she can't understand your effort but grow curious. The fans might even demand your spinoff.
If the MC gets in the way of that the fandom will hate him forever.
>>138962547
>>138962459
>>and than the MC introduces himself to her. The demon girl overwhelmed with emotion falls in pure love with him, forever forgetting the existence of anon who had done all that for her.
The thing is I've read shit like that. Bodyguard/devoted followers getting cucked is fantasy world 101
>>138962459
Anon, the MC can only reach godslayer status through battle with the BBEG. They never achieve that from normal everyday harem antics. And you're forgetting, you're not some random peasant, you are part of the MC's group, so you have to be more than normal, otherwise, you would not be chosen for this task.
You just have to finish the fight before the MC can reach there. Only that way, do you actually have a chance, which is way better than zero from following the normal path. And remember, unless it's a hentai, the MC can never steal the girl from the bro. It destroys whatever pure love crap that empowers their harem aura.
>>138962697
Yes but if the BBEG kokoro gets all dooki dooki by the MC there's squat all anon can do to fix it, he'll just be accused of being a pervert and trying to subvert the BBEG from her true feelings.
>>138955255
If I'm going to be a powerful wizard then I pretty much have to let it play out that way, pussy has always been the bane of all great mages. Big fucking deal, I'll just jerk off in my tent before sleeping every night like I do now.
>>138962607
The difference here is that anon knows and he'll act in a way that he becomes fan favorite. You know it happens frequently, the one character everyone draws fanart of, because he gets shit done while harem-kun hesitates.
>You are the sidekick of a harem MC
>the MC isRance
>yfw
>>138959344
This is going too far. Keep going.
>>138955255
>Be poor peasant farmer girl
>End up on quest pretending to be a guy for reasons
>There's only one guy in the party but all the girls want you
>But you want the D, and to save the world
>Harem is annoying
>Constantly beating on the guy and always in the way of your training and trying to get in your pants
>Guy ends up defeating the demon king since harem a shit
>You try to thank him but harem cockblocks you
>End up back at capital, giant parade of thanks
>Everyone is thanking you more than the guy who defeated the demon lord
>You plan to confess the truth and your feelings to him in front of everyone
>Right as you start your speech, he stabs you
>Turns out he chose the "Become the villain out of jealousy" route
>yfw
>>138962781
That wouldn't happen since you've already removed all the flags from the MC to her. At that point, since you've already reached godslayer status from your fight with the BBEG, you can prevent said perverted attempt, perform one of those 'oh, you' laughs and end the scene with you clearly in control of the relationship of the female BBEG.
>>138962880
So I'm Rick?
Thats fine then, Rance wouldn't NTR me.
>>138962840
>>138962961
How was that show? I dropped it on ep 3.
>>138962533
The fandom would find that story (you/BBEG) boring. Because you aren't the MC, in the audience of 50, only 2 would actually like the said pairing while the others would be demanding your head on a platter for getting in the MC's way of the BBEG love.
And out of those two, only one would go through the effort of writing fanfic's of the story.
>>138962697
Have you read the stories that come out in today time, MC doesn't need to reach the final boss to gain that level of power. Gods come out of literally nothing just to give a piece of themselves to him just because he exist.
The battle against the BBEG isn't going to be decided with a single strike, (That is for the MC alone to do.) The MC doesn't have to be intentionally trying to get the girl, it just happens.
>>138962880
>>138962943
really so long as you aren't Bird you're ok
>>138961961
Zero managed to do both.
>>138962942
This is about beating flags out of the MC's hand but doing it sincerely.
If it doesn't work you know you're in Kirito-land and might as well curse yourself for not marrying before the series with a non-adventurer. It's the only pussu out of that type of MC's reach.
And of course: avoid doing stupid shit that makes you into the joke character. Optionally act aloof, might even be able to play it off on everyone being on MC's cock so you have an excuse.
>>138963023
Beyond terrible.
>>138963038
They do, the shounen powerup always occur when they are fighting the BBEG. Not doing so would mean this isn't the shounen world and all bets are off then.
>>138963058
Nero did it better.
>>138963038
Welp, I tried. I can't convince you. Might as well drop everything, then.
OP, you're doomed, you'll never get any women. MC will NTR you as soon as you look at one.
I cannot fathom how the fandom would not notice that or even cheer for such a thing but it's clear the other anon knows best.
>>138963112
The point is to set yourself up as the bro lancer but not as his rival. Offer sincere relationship advice to his haremette while training yourself. Then, when the time comes, dash for the female BBEG finish line before anyone notices.
>>138963112
Here's a good plan:
>constantly cry and be a pussy (despite acceptable combat skills).
>Pretend to have PTSD and nightmares.
>Be the wounded puppy
>Roll around in sympathy puss
>>138963256
I don't think that'd fly with the fans.
I guess the optional being a Gary Oak-like dandy could work, tho.
>>138963255
>>set yourself up as the bro lancer
>One of the harem members get upset with you for some reason and tells you to kill yourself.
>Your lance acts on its own and turns around and stabs you through the heart.
>Being lancer is suffering.
One of my favorite things is when 2 characters constantly fellate the MC but they know they'll never be able to walk beside him, so they have romance flags with each other as they constantly chase after a man who they'll never catch up to.
It's "settling soulmates".
>>138963350
Gary Oak is banging 30 hot lab assistants a night while Ash continues to lose against 3rd tier gym leaders.
>>138963255
>The point is to set yourself up as the bro lance
Setting yourself up as lancer is suicide, why not also put a redshirt on while you're at it.
>>138958736
Cmon anon, what kind of bro wouldn't share his harem with you?
>>138963256
that will never work unless you're really good looking, which you're not
>>138963448
And now Ash has a super special evolution form for his Greninja, best bro, an adorable little sister/protege and future Kalos Queen as a love interest.
>>138959473
In this case, going to war gets everyone else their waifu too.
>>138962936
FUND IT
>>138961727
sauce
>>138959183
And thus begins the best friend's startof darkness.
>>138963424
Christ, now that I think about it, the only girls even close to winning Rain are inhuman monstrosities. Despite him still being in love with his dead peasant childhood friend (which is his whole reason for becoming strong; to protect the weak)
>>138963468
Bro lancer for the power boost and likeability factor. After that, you have to train yourself but without setting off the rival aspect. Bro lancer usually gets a girl if they survive. Negating the rival part means the MC can't inexplicably become stronger than you when he feels you are a threat. Both conditions are needed if you are to fight and win against the female BBEG
>>138961541He ends up with multiple girls too, don't feel too bad for him. Of course not as many as Wendelin, but Wendelin ends up with like 5 wives and multiple mistresses plus more potential wives in the future.
So, as a conclusion, is it useless to think about love if your MC party leader is a harem MC?
>>138963424
>It's "settling soulmates".
That's grim
Then I'll be the really passive aggressive knight who in the end dies sacrificing himself for the girl he loved, and is forgotten by everyone because nobody ever loved or liked him.
>>138963610
I think the conclusion is the opposite. You have to think and plan from the day you are born if you want a love interest in a world where you are friends with a harem MC.
>>138963610
Probably.
Even if you're gay
>>138963599
>inhuman monstrosities
If this is a monstrosity I'm okay with being a monster-fucker.
>>138963675
I still think it's better to keep your love story outside of the story. Preferably before everything even starts or just keep it to after it ends.
>>138963610
Yeah, you should focus on the point that you don't have to sacrifice yourself for the MC at any point. After you survive through the ordeal, you can start thinking about love.
>>138963610
I think it'll be useless to think about any reward if your on an adventure with the HMC. At most you'll get a few dozen gold coins and told to fuck off from the castle.
>>138955255
I killed chrom
>>138963714
As long as you don't go about mentioning it during your journey with the MC. It never ends well.
>>138963784
Oh shut up already Robin. You get like 12 other girls after your dragon cock.
>>138956783
Sounds like you have a lot of experience with camping, anon.
>>138960103
The sequel: the demons revive you. This is now a revenge story told from your perspective. Teach your friend what it means to be second best now.
>>138963832
I don't give a shit
I want them all!
>>138955255
I would probably be looking for another party as that just sounds like a recipe for disaster. Is joining the legions of hellspawn an option?
>>138960897
>>138960766
>drink gender bend potion
>find out MC has a small dick
>become a huge slut and cuck the MC
The secret is to have a wife and kid before you go out on your quest.
Make sure it's a daughter too; for when your family becomes endangered, you will become more powerful than anyone can imagine.
>>138964258
>Your daughter has a crush on the hero
>>138964292
>MC doesn't know you're her father
>You don't know you're best friend is your daughter's BF
>The tension at the dinner table when she brings him home for introductions
>>138964115
You will never catch them all.
>>138964220
>drink gender bend potion
>pull down mc's pants
>it turns out mc is a girl with a mega clit
>>138955255
Probably just cook a soup for them and poison it, then loot them, sell it, and go find a new group. You act like hot anime girls are a rarity.
>>138964292
>>138964357
>the hero is a nice guy and you know your daughter is in good hands
>>138962936
All my dollars
>>138964292
>your son is becomes a fuccboi trap with a crush on the hero
>>138964421
Only if you have an asexual hero and not a harem banger.
>>138964385
rape is enough
submission comes later
>>138955255
yeah let him handle their problems im a hero i can pick girls on my own.
>>138962936
>confess your love with your dying breath
>end up breaking the guy beyond repair
>>138955255
>party
Fuck no.
>>138964421
>You let him have your daughter only after testing his worth by fucking his Bishounen ass in the barn like 50 times.
>>138956783
I'd enjoy to leave those people to die
so yes
I would
>>138964481
I like you.
>>138964534
They're the MC party, you'd get your just desserts.
>>138964524
yeah because i want my daughter marrying some gay fuccboi
>>138955255
The thing is, Freeter actually had a harem of his own in another world, but he was too stupid to stay in it.
>>138964258
Asura would re-materialize from nothing to enact justice if his daughter got a bf.
>>138964576
But that's the only way to make sure he won't get himself a harem of whores.
>>138964638
and your daughter kills herself because her husband would rather get fucked by her dad than fuck her
>>138964693
Just start a harem with your daughter and daughter(male)
>>138964576
>>138964693
>Not desiring to test his honor, like only a real manly man would
Buttfucking a man is the manliest ritual that could ever assure a man of his manliness.
The MC would understand.
>>138960107
my african american comrade gets it
>>138964576
it's not gay if its rape
was Lawrence of Arabia gay for getting fucked in the ass by those turks? no sir
>>138964258
>wife and kid before you go out on your quest
Guaranteed death if you ever mention them in any facet
>>138957181
what is this I want it
>>138964867
Only if you tell them that you'll be back before they know it.
Or if you're in the army.
>Completing quests with the party on the lead up to final assault on demon king's castle
>Male childhood friend side kick has his harem of other paty members; female childhood friend fighter, busty elf healer, loli mage, dark elf ranger.
>they just talk and flirt while you complete every quest by yourself.
>Night before final battle, talk turns to what they are going to do after this.
>Girls want to become famous, settle down and bang side kick, arguing about who gets to marry him.
>While they all go to the tent to finally have sex and set up lots of death flags, you polish your sword
>Secretly, or not so secretly, you have become a demi-god in terms of power from all the ancient artifacts, magic items and blessings of mystic beings you collected from completing quests
>sneak off and solo the demon king
>>138964926
>While they all go to the tent to finally have sex, you polish your sword
heh
>>138964926
I'd watch this. But I'd like for the guy to go beat the BBEG out of comradery towards his buddy the MC, even if he gets all the credit. He knows his HMC friend and his haremettes spent too much time fooling around to survive the battle.
That's why he does it solo. Because he's the hero we need, not the one we deserve.
>>138964983
Hope the sound of your friend's grunts don't ruin your combat jack
>>138956783
Part 1
>>138957181
Part 2
>>138962195
Part 3
happy ending
>>138965030
>He knows his HMC friend and his haremettes spent too much time fooling around to survive the battle.
you'd be better off watching cuck porn if you're into that shit lad
>>138965089
>he just wanted to protect their smiles so he let them have fun while he grinded
>>138965089
But none of the haremettes were the strong guy's girl, why w-
I'm sorry, I forgot where I was. Yeah, I'm a disgusting cuck, it seems.
>>138955255
>viewpoint of a "Sunohara" character
I didn't need this.
>>138964258
>have a wife and kid before you go out on your quest.
Don't do this or you'll be liked the count and get NTR'd by heretics.
>>138965117
This guy gets it.
>>138955255
I leave this shitty MCs side and leave his harem on my own adventurous journey and find myself a hellspawn wife while organizing a whole division which plans and executes annoyingly echi situations for the Harem Protag and his members, breaking their advance into a halt.
This gives me the time to look for a way to solve the problems without much violence and then create a seal to close off the dimensions:
A Tesseract that encapsulates 3 other Tesseracts, which are infinitely inter-encapsulated infinite dimensional areals which do not obey time and space, neither gravity.
And since no one can get out, or in, the author will Axe it very fast with some bullshit happy ending, unless he/she/it is a japanese writer, where it ends in a inter dimensional NTR orgy with japanese anthem playing int he background, which feeds the little phimosis dick of every reader and makes them feel so sad, that they cum.
For the emperor.
Or the reason of the week
>>138965117
Airifag.
>>138965117
you mean these smiles
>>138965117
>>138965159
How would fan reception be to him though? I'd like to imagine that he'd win all the popularity polls by dudes.
Why does the idea of being that guy hurt so bad?
Is it because female attention makes males happy?
>>138965122
what you suggested was to let the MC (your "friend") fuck all his bitches while you risk your life against the demon king and give him all the credit for it
>>138965208
Sure thing. The world's at peace, my buddy and his girls are safe. Maybe I can retire now to a farm, settle down with a cute farmer girl. It's after the story so it's epilogue kind of stuff.
>>138965208
fuck i have to stop masturbating to doujins i know 89% of those faces.
>>138965234
Someone has to kill the demon lord and you're the strongest motherfucker around. Demon lord's gonna fuck up the world, it's survival, man.
>>138965030
>beat the demon lord, adsorbing his dark power to seal it from this world
>the power alerts you your party is coming towards the castle
>use new demon powers to reconfigure castle to really test the party and push their limits
>Finally they get to the throne room, shocked to see you
>inform them that this is the end, defeating the girls in 1 swoop
>side kick and you fight, finally climaxing as you let him defeat you
>Smile and say your happy for him, remind him of your promise as kids, before "dying"
>Secretly watch as shock of his actions ruin him, as he figures out what you'd done thinks you did it to give him a happy ending
>Watch as over coming months, girls leave him for lives of riches and fortune as he continues to adventure and search for where it went wrong
And that's how you train your sidekick to match your power level to take on the new super big bad evil demon god lord
>>138965215
He'd be beloved by the fandom, you can be sure. Strong, loyal and gets shit done.
>>138965227
It's like you wanna go on an epic adventurer but suddenly you're back in highschool.
>>138965278
that's no reason to be a cuck
just let the MC fight the demon lord and get killed because he's level 1
then kill the demon lord yourself
>>138965316
I...hadn't seen it that way. Man, to hell with bitches, defeating eldritch abominations is where it's at. Tolkien was right, like anon already said.
>>138965278
but the MC can't die so it'd make more sense for him to do it
or at least do it together like real bros
>>138965340
Why do you want someone who has no way of killing the demon lord fight? You feel resentment? So you weren't attractive to any of the girls, big deal. At least you can bring peace, man. Why are you so focused on the bitches?
I'm telling you, the fandom will swear by your name if you get shit done.
>>138965363
But your buddy's useless in a fight.
I guess he can toss potions at you, I guess.
>>138965409
but you did get shit done after the useless MC died
>>138965362
Nah, I like when parties have female members, but only if there's 0 romance.
I want brotherhood/sisterhood slaying enemies and shit.
>>138955255
>fight legions of hellspawn
sign me the fuck up
>>138965117
>implying there wouldnt be one random party member who notices his efforts
>>138965462
You know, by that point you're the freaking MC, except the harem part got tossed at the fail MC.
>>138965500
I know, right? Furious, righteous battle is its own reward.
>YAKUSHOKU DISTPIARI
Last update was a year ago. Kimochi warui.
>>138965784
It was 3edgy5me
Damn brah I hate to bring this shitpost up but you could substitue the word MC with "Chad" and this would essentially be an /r9k/ thread
