ITT Girls you'd take home to Mom and Dad
My parents are dead
lil' honker
>>138940073
i'd mom her dad if you catch my drift
Why are her knees blushing?
>>138940073
>>138940109
this
>>138940073
If Erika would give me the time of day, then sure!
>>138940073
Perfectwaifumaterial.
>>138940073
I hate Honkers.
I don't have a belly button.
>>138940109
im so sorry anon
No
your waifu
You_______
>>138940073
can someone dump devilman on this trash thread, thanks and god bless
>>138940281
>tfw there's actually a hentai with that plot.
>>138940073
>I thought you said she was Japanese
>She looks white to me
>>138940160
white people tend to show blood through their skin easier than other races. I had a white friend that all you had to do was press your finger against her skin and it would leave a red mark.
>>138941137
tfw no shit there is
>>138941137
I take it you don't read too much NTR.
>>138940073
I probably do my best to keep them from meeting.
>>138941471
Nope. They became boring.
>>138940109
I'm sorry, Master Wayne.
Can't go wrong with Hotaru. She always gets complimented for acting mature and polite by the Biyorimoms.
>>138940073
>>138941598
She's 11 years old.
>>138941598
Shes like 13 you sick fuck
>>138941593
>>138941598
I agree with this. Hotaru is the kind of girl I'd love to introduce to my family.
>>138941640
>>138941645
>She's like 13
so? she would still be perfect to take home to mom and dad by a 15yr old boy, or by anyone eventually, as she gets older. Your argument is invalid, and also stupid.
>>138941640
>>138941645
>implying he isn't underage toonah who am I kidding
My waifu is 15 but technically she's been around much longer than that
I wouldn't even have to introduce her
>>138940073
Honoka's gap!
>>138941598
>She always gets complimented for acting mature and polite
There's also the bonus you get to enjoy when mom and dad are not around, if you know what I mean. She's the perfect girl
>>138941740
Kyousuke go to bed
>>138940073
At this point, they would be happy with anyone desu
>>138941808
>>138941811
This. My mom asks me if I've met someone yet any time I visit. I've been single for years take a hint.
>>138941895
Good taste.
Your parents are gonna be proud
>>138940073
dem those delicious theigh
Inaba wouldn't embarrass you either, and she's cute. mom and dad would approve
Yozora.
This one.
Her.
>>138941863
I'll keep that in mind
>>138941383
Also women have skin half as thick as men so it scars, bruises and breaks easier.
>>138941137
There's anime with that plot.
>eva.jpg
>>138940073
Perfect wife material.
Saya from Dagashi.
She's super cute, pretty and a good girl.
My parents would be delighted.
>>138940073
And if my parents didn't like her she could justrip their arms off
>>138941895
>Mio
You sir, are a gentleman of impeccable good taste. Nodoka would be good to bring home to meet mom and dad too.
>>138942300
doubt anyone could ever hate Alita
>>138942279
>irina jelavić
jebote japanaca, morati ču početi sad čitati to.
>>138942253
>women have skin half as thick as men
Interestingly enough, I also noticed asian girls are even more delicate than western white women. If you pinch the skin of white girls it still feels thick, if you pinch the skin of asian girls it's like rubbing silk together.
>>138940073
>taking that filthy whore home to your parents
It's as if you want to get disowned.
>>138942300
That's a pretty terrible image let me upload another one.
They're already plenty disappointed
>>138940073
She's just too good.
>>138942458
I give up
>>138942388
You lost me anon.
>>138942494
She's Croatian, I'm Croatian. It just feels weird to see Croatians in anime/manga of all places. Though I do remember stumbling upon some manga about a fisherman on Hvar or one of the Croatian islands and like a Japanese tourist (I think) and I think there was a mermaid there somewhere as well
>>138940073
Honk a kaka
![[HorribleSubs] Sore ga Seiyuu! - 06 [720p].mkv_20150811_163113.109.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Fxpy58g.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Sore ga Seiyuu! - 06 [720p].mkv_20150811_163113.109.jpg")
And my mom would be a terrific mother-in-law and help her handle her grief, and I'd help her dad with projects. She wouldn't have to work at the factory anymore, but she'd still do seiyuu work for fun and to be with her friends.
>posting anyone other than the waifu
>honkers
I would rather bring Nozomi home to meet my parents. My mom would be nodding in approval while listening to how Nozomi volunteers at the local temple, and dad would be nodding in approval while staring at her tits.
They would both cry tears of joy for me.
>>138942929
Then they realize that she is in highschool and you are 28.
>>138943118
>she is in highschool
she graduated already, last I checked. thus why she couldn't continue being a school idol. checkmate, atheists.
>>138943104
>all this projection
I'm sorry you have a shitty dad, anon. but that is your personal problem
RIP
Who other than my waifu?
>>138942565
>bring Lalatina home
>she starts fidgeting and panting while parents brag about how you turned out well because they were strict in your upbringing
fuck that
>>138941071
This. Erika is literally perfect.
>>138940073
>All these people picking slant eyed nips
Your parents are disappointed in you anon. Why couldn't you just bring home a nice white girl?
>>138943380
It would only get worse as I'd ignore her through dinner and pay anyone else attention. Until she finally breaks down and drags me off.
>>138941808
>Son, isn't there something a little... odd about that girlfriend of yours?
Shec ooks, cleans, sews, and knows how to look after a family. She's perfect wife material!
![5272d6a6737b6fb759e1054bfa61264b[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WiJmY3q.jpg "5272d6a6737b6fb759e1054bfa61264b[1].jpg")
I'd tell them to expect grandchildren soon because I will have already impregnated her by then
Kumin, full strenght, no words, no caring about the situation just riding her without changing positions, destroying her womb with all my might until i pass out and still clinging my body to her so when i wake up keep going until the day of my sweet death.
>>138943576
As if my dad hasn't been telling me to marry Asian since I was 5.
I already introduced my waifu to my family to prove to them I wasn't gay. Now everyone gives me an empty smile when talking to me.
>>138941788
>10yo
I think even your parents would call the cops on you if you brought home a 10yo girl, no matter how "mature" she is.
>>138940073
dressed like this ideally. she would fit right in with my mom's side of the family.
>>138940073
As in "safely escort them to their house where their worried parents must surely be waiting for them"?
![b532c46c186126deece94dce8866e320[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/UXolvE0.png "b532c46c186126deece94dce8866e320[1].png")
>>138947425
Mah nigga
absolutely perfect
>>138941640
>>138941645
If you can figure out how to manipulate fucking dimensions I don't think social norms really matter to you anymore.
four candidates in one time
With the fluffy hat on.
Strong implication that one of them is atleast alive
>>138947425
>>138947670
Exactly what I was going to post. Why is Noa such perfect wife material?
>>138940160
They're worn out from being on them all day
>>138940233
How would you introduce your youkai girlfriend to your christian conservative parents?
>>138942642
>your parents think you're a freak when you bring Sumire home
>but Sumire doesn't give up
>bad things happen and Sumire stands up for your parents no matter what
>a bond between them is created that blossoms into eternal friendship
>>138948893
My brother!
>>138940073
I wouldn't bring any girl, my parents are conservative Trump supporters and they don't approve of me being a lesbian. I'm not bringing any girl home with me to those bigots.
>>138949195
Not subtle enough, anon.
>>138949195
>>138948880
>Hi mum, I've become a race traitor.
>>138949215
>>138949243
Since when did /a/ become /pol/? I thought this board was very supportive of lesbians
>>138948516
Ohh I get what you mean lad.
>>138941137
>>138943331
Just, don't let your family try her "Love Nectar" cookies
>>138949288
Would you betray your race and church for hot supernatural creature ass?
>>138940073
For me, it'd be Katyusha
>>138948516
diong wnat?
>>138948703
Jesus christ now that is a fuck up.
>>138949725
You wouldn't want your own kitty-tan?
>>138949320
Fuck off fatty.
>>138949320
>supportive of 3dpd
ayyyyyyy
>>138949320
It's the other way around, Poe's Law.
You are the true idiot here thinking you're at home.
>>138946956
>Implying my parents would know she's 10
>implying she isn't just about my height
this little qt3.14.
The ONLY correct answer
>>138942224
I notice her tits got bigger in the novel illustrations.
>>138952013
Are you 1.61cm ?
We would open an inn together, and live happily ever after, and she would be adorable, and I would never hurt her gentle soul.
>>138948952
You sure it wouldn't be easier to bring the parents to her?
>>138952766
Im 165 cm
Far into the manlet territoryAtleast im still taller than nip girls
>>138953033
>Same height as Kirino
>Shorter than all the code geass cast, strike the blood, asuna, Miyuki from LS, Saekano, and a big etc.
I am 167cm, at least I am taller than the national average and my Waifu (Hitagi is 165)
>>138940193
Proper British girls like her are a rarity nowadays
>>138941071
More importantly, will she be able to solve your grandfather's riddle?
She'd take me to her home to meet her mom and dad instead.
>>138940073
>Pssst hey son, what the fuck does she see in you? She think you're funny or something?
>>138953105
a shame that she has such a shit name
>>138942388
Od cega je ona? Assassination classroom jel?
>>138945023
I don't know what you're talking about
>>138941598
That's because she's a city girl living in the country. It's a recurring theme in NNB that any city-raised girl is going to have better manners and be better behaved because of having more social exposure. Honkers acted the same way in Episode 4.
That having been said, if you ever do go to Tokyo, everyone acts like Hotaru there so just meet any nice Japanese girl and bring her home.
Only one to ever bring home
>>138954050
Hey Mechazawa, I think you're missing one of your buttons
>>138949527
Is that really even a question?
>>138954659
Shouldn't even be a question. Into the stake of fire she goes
>>138942480
when the waifu taste of your fellow /a/non is just right
>>138949527
MUH DIK
>>138955054
But love always finds a way
>>138953076
Especially without bad teeth.
If I could become her Producer I'd love to take her home
I'd bring this beautiful lady
>>138940073
Dess!
>>138957550
But what is your parent's stance on firearm ownership?
>>138940109
Sorry anon.
>>138940073
Perfect wife material.
The only 2d girl that actually matters to me
>>138957752
They're okay with it.
>>138941137
theres real life with that plot
>>138940109
go back to chasing joker, batman
>>138942287
blonde aryan master race
My goal would be to break my parents.
>>138958036
They'll probably be wondering why you need a helper monkey.
This chick
>>138958609
Chitoge's character design is magnificent. She is at the top of human evolution, far from being a primat.
>>138940073
My mom would probably love her.
>her face whenShe's my waifu too so it's fine.
>>138959303
Your mom is you're waifu?
>>138959379
>your
>>138945249
I'm going to marry kuroneko!
>>138958585
>girl
>>138959646
what a cute group of sisters
>>138958446
Why are you bringing a cosplayer home, son.
>>138959379
I guess not everyone on /a/ can handle a real waifu.
Go back to fapping to your pedobait shit.
>>138959787
Pretty sure he was talking about how fucking bizarrely you worded your previous post
Delicious cake is always okay to bring home.
What could go wrong?
Hello this is my ninja vampire waifu with torpedo tits.
Enjoy.
>>138959767
I confused her for a beetle.
>>138959887
But can she fit through the door?
>>138959902
Maybe?
>>138942929
>dyke.
Enjoy your sham marriage to fool her parents.
>>138940073
Is she wearing sandals with socks?
>But Moooooooooooom, she only LOOKS like a slut. She's a good girl, really.
>>138954120
The drool fetish might make your parents question it.
>>138952915
You know what...thats true, kek.
This cutie
>>138942929
Nice taste anon.
>>138963388
>not your shitfu
To the trash you go scum.
< She's perfect.
Should've asked for girls I wouldn't bring home.
>>138948467
Go home Asuma, you have better things to do. Like wife-ing Noa.
>>138963388
Can someone tell me which ep this screenshot is from?
>>138941640
>>138941645
>anons post that they want to take home actual lolis
>other anons get angry over liking older little girls
I don't get it.
>>138963581
I don't know if my parents would approve
Only one true answer. Noriko is LITERALLY perfect.
I've already introduced her to my mom, as awkward as that sounds.
>>138940249
>mentally scarred beyond repair and only 'loves' you because she thinks your sister died saving her
>waifu material
>>138964522
>>138948467
Hang on, we need a third /m/ girl with red hair.
>>138940193
>>138942090
>>138942565
>>138943284
>>138943576
>>138945249
>>138947425
>>138948952
>>138949454
>>138952824
>>138959500
>>138960594
Y'all mothefuckers got good taste.
Here's mine.
>>138949320
>I thought this board was very supportive of lesbians
Wrong board m8. >>>/u/
>>138964603
Here's the thing anon. A lot of anons out there don't want a real relationship with a woman, they just want someone to be emotionally dependent on them so they can dump everything they don't want to do onto them while also using her as a cocksleve.
This is why Grisaia's Amane is so popular, she's the literal embodiment of the fantasy.
>>138964537
>I've already introduced her to my mom
I don't even want to know, but explain
>>138964817
She saw my daki, that's about it.
>>138964783
It really is sad commentary on the state of the industry that every single cliche girl of Saekano is worst girl compared to Kato, the plainest girl alive.
>>138963690
Good taste.
And if you don't know which girl I'm referring to, you're a fucking pleb.
>>138964620
>third /m/ girl with red hair.
see>>138961572
>>138964860
Anal Queen
>>138953440
Shut up Kamille
It would be weird explaining the Snek half but other than that she's great.
>>138948703
>catgirl
>loli
>abused/disabled
They should have been applauding his great taste in waifu. I'm on your side, anon-chan.
