>Anon, your taste in anime is repulsive. You keep watching all this "cute girls doing cute things", I can't take it anymore. Your life is so sad, you have become psychologically dependable on them. I can't be your cat anymore. Also, you're waifu a shit.
what do?
>>138897778
Jokes on you, my cat died years ago.
>>138897778
SHUT UP LUNA
YOU'RE JUST A CAT
WHO GIVES A SHIT WHAT YOU THINK
ENJOY EATING DRY CHOW FOR THE NEXT WEEK BECAUSE I AM NOT GIVING YOU ANY FANCY FEAST AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT YOU CAN GO SLEEP IN THE STREETS
>>138897950Based cat name
>>138897778
Rape her
Take her to the nearest chinese takeaway
Black cat lives don't matter.
>>138898558
Shiki pls
It's not the first time I've skinned a cat alive
>>138897778
My cat is autistic.
>>138897778
Luna you are drunk, it's time to go home.
>>138897778
Now that I stopped and thought about it, since when do you talk?
>>138898999
Oh boy.
As I said before, cats are popular pets, old rooster aren't, leave if you want, I will keep watching them with my brooster.
>>138897778
jokes on you, cat, my waifu is cat!
Might as well ask, why the fuck does my housemate's cat always move to bite me when I try petting it? It's behavior looks inconsistent to me and I'm no fucking cat person.
>>138897778
HOLY SHIT A TALKING CAT!
>>138898999
Dayum.
>>138897778
Says the faggot that gets mauled on a nightly basis just to get laid. I'm not going to keep tending to your wounds, enjoy bleeding to death on the street. And btw, I didn't even like bakemonogatori.
I wish I could have a cat but I'm horribly allergic.
>>138897778
>psychologically dependable
>>138900523
Any cat?
>>138897778
You were never my cat.
>>138898999
witnessed
>>138897778
cats are the worst pet.
>>138898999
Why do you do it?
>>138901180
>>138901216
they honestly suck. felines are terrible animals
>>138901240
>>138901257
they require less love and attention than fish
>>138897778
I once ate my cat out after it got piss on its fur from a misfire in the litter box, that was amazing. I did it right in the bathroom so I could smell the litter box and taste my cat's flavor at the same time, I had to hold her down while I did it though.
>>138901274
your parents gave you less love and attention than a fish
>>138901303
truth is im a cat and i deserve it cause im a shit fucking pet.
>>138901097
Dude, he's a cat. You can't expect him to know perfect english.
>>138897778
He died 4 years ago. Why is he being so mean to me?
>>138901324
truth is you're a lil bitch fuck you
>>138901358
dont be mad cause you actually hate your shitty cat and regret ever taking in one as a pet
>>138897778
What should I watch instead?
Also, why do you howl in the middle of the night?
I know you're not in pain fucker, you never do it when anybody is around.
>>138901324
On the internet, nobody knows you're a cat.
>>138897950
>LUNA
>>>/mlp/
>>138901352
A cat has nine lives
>>138901765
>recognizing luna as a pony instead of a cat
>>>/mlp/
>>138901765
What?
>>138901765
Kill yourself.
>>138901804
He used most of them up the night he plummeted two stories, trying to pounce on a fucking moth on a window screen
>>138898999
Kill this now please.
>lengthy stormfront-tier rant comparing cats to black people
>>138902289
wanna fug?
Who the fuck let Salem post on /a/?
>>138901299
Anon have you visited a psych ward before
>>138897778
Jokes on you, I have a dog.
>>138902289
No
>tfw I have owned 9 cats throughout my life and none of them died on mebecause I gave them away before I could experience something so depressing
Why would you even want to own a cat? you do realise that 40% of domestic cats carry toxoplasmosis?
My cat sits in my lap when I watch anime.
I think he approves of my taste.
>>138903296
>Infections with toxoplasmosis usually cause no symptoms in adult humans.
Who gives a shit?
>>138899262
>overgrown abandoned lot next to my place
>rooster lives there with a small harem of chickens
Sometimes he or they chill around in my back yard and do wacky chicken things. He also fulfills alarm clock duties.
Ive always wanted a black cat because all the fucking cats in my neighborhood are yellow and brown.
>>138897778
The only thin going through the walnut-sized brain of that cat is "Where's the food."
>>138901765
>>138897778
That's fine looking cat
8/10 would pet
What a cute kitty.