Domo for being pure autism and doing the /a/ sings songs so I can gain some self esteem. I like being noticed as that loli singer. It's been a tough 3 years.
Pic related. Real life chuuni
>>138875138
That's good and all but now do voicings
>>138875232
No one is interested in loli voicings in 2016 :((
>>138875659
Oh.
Well that's a disappointment.
>>138875659
I'm interested in hearing
"Stop cucking me, onii-chan"
>>138876250
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07dJ3kquFMm
>>138877257
Gud enough for me senpai
>>138877257
that was awesome. now say:
“But the worst enemy you can meet will always be yourself; you lie in wait for yourself in caverns and forests. Lonely one, you are going the way to yourself! And your way goes past yourself, and past your seven devils! You will be a heretic to yourself and witch and soothsayer and fool and doubter and unholy one and villain. You must be ready to burn yourself in your own flame: how could you become new, if you had not first become ashes?”
>>138877470
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0npiiihJwAp
D-did I do alright, anon-sama?
>>138877683
I'm scared to listen. I didn't think you actually would do it.
>>138875138
Go away nyanners
>>138877874
I did it; I promise.
>>138877984
Nyanners is my role model
>>138878065
I thought nyanners hated us now. Do you hate us, new person?
Wow what a bunch of faggot losers
>>138875138
>loli singer
It can't be, you couldn't be, there's no way. It's impossible.
>>138878319
You must be new here.
Say this
"We take Gotham from the corrupt! The rich! The oppressors of generations who have kept you down with myths of opportunity, and we give it back to you... the people. Gotham is yours. None shall interfere. Do as you please. Start by storming Blackgate, and freeing the oppressed! Step forward those who would serve. For and army will be raised. The powerful will be ripped from their decadent nests, and cast out into the cold world that we know and endure. Courts will be convened. Spoils will be enjoyed. Blood will be shed. The police will survive, as they learn to serve true justice. This great city... it will endure. Gotham will survive! "
>>138878316
I can't possibly hate a bunch of angsty, sexually frustrated weeaboos like myself
>>138877683
That's pretty creepy. Would not listen to again.
So, let's just get this over with.
You're a guy right?
>>138878442
That's nice. Angsty though we may be, it's not fun to be hated by someone you want to like.
If you keep doing the voice thing, you might well meet people and move on to a "better" place. That's fine too, honestly. Just please don't turn around and outright reject us.
>>138875138
Do
"Welcome home onii-chan! Would you like dinner, a bath or... me?"
nobody gives a shit you fucking attentionwhore
>>138878442
>sexually frustrated
You're angry that you're not having sex?
>>138875138
Post your Patreon so I can enable your voice acting career.
>>138875138
It's a voice changer?
>>138878853
It's hard to "meet people and move on to a better place" when I'm a social reject and don't sit well with any community I've settled in. I could never reject these beautiful people!
>>138878744
I'm a big black man with a 9 inch hard on
>>138879055
>beautiful
We're not mature enough to be beautiful anon. We all cute girls here.
>>138879016
I don't have a patreon ;-; I don't know how it works
>>138879030
I'm technologically challenged and don't know how to do anything besides record audio and play games.
>>138878917
I'm a pure soul with a hymen intact!
>>138879144
>I don't have a patreon ;-; I don't know how it works
Simple open up a page and your fans will give you money. You don't even have to do anything but doing stuff would get your more money.
>>138878854
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XKaQ0q0sQg
>>138878410
So sorry for I have no pop-guard
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0b4s4bvvgVI
>>138879055
1) lose weight
2) get a car
3) go to anime conventions and fuck lots of chads or the closest equivalent you can find at an anime place
>>138879144
patreon is you say "I do a thing" and people give you money. You don't really even have to do the thing all that much.
and to the rest of the thread, I'm more than well aware of the significant possibility that I'm being strung along by a the illusory idea of a girl orchestrated by a man. But really, isn't that what anime is? If I wasn't comfortable with it, I wouldn't be here.
>>138879356
Honestly, I've got all that covered it's just
socialanxiety mate
>>138875659
That's right. I'm interested in sweaty ojisan voicings. Go with the times!
>>138879337
Yes, that's the stuff. I am pleased.
>>138879460
So what you're saying is you want to drown in an ocean of cum but you're too shy to tell men this
Say everything in pic related.
>>138875138
Say
"What are we going to do on the bed?"
>>138877683
You sound like a Tachikoma.
>>138879700
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zZVh5sdwZ6 :>
>>138879748
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UQU5dKODiu
>This blatant level of attentionwhoring by some wannabe internet star cumdumpster
>No one is telling them to fuck off or covertly convincing them to release their dox to ruin their self-promoting life
>People are openly encoraging their 3DPD attentionshit
/a/ is dead.
>>138879955
Do you have a name you go by yet, cutie?
>>138880041
Macho Man pls.
>>138880028
Meh, could be better.
You sound like loli who definitely know what she's gonna do on the bed and she's completely not excited about it.
>>138879713
I want to fuck tomoko
>>138880041
It's clearly a man, I'm just waiting for the big reveal
>>138880144
Pedophilia-chan
>>138880173
Because I've said that line so many times before in preparation for the disappointment I've been given too many times
>>138878854
But I want it in Japanese
How about:
"I'm sorry I lied to you onii-chan.. I didn't mean to be out so late. Please don't hurt me again. I'm really, really sorry. I'll be good!"
>>138879612
I would want Pedo-chan to say "I want to drown in an ocean of cum" sensually of course.
>>138880244
You could use tinder to get as much dick as you want
Too bad most people on tinder have STDs
>>138880232
Same, I want a thick, soft black man to quote my japanese animes while calling me his honored brother.
>>138880330
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02t2f6NerZq
>>138880359
No thanks friend
>>138880280
http://vocaroo.com/i/s133SPP4AyQK
>>138880330
You really like that Onii-chan thing, anon.
This may be a strange request...
"John-chan, can you pass the wood for me please? Thanks!"
>>138881011
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EKcyuNonDM
Hi John-chan.
>>138881147
please
"captin hut hut, please wake up! the ship is sinking!"
do the I'm a little teapot rhyme
Say "God emperor Trump will make america great again"
Do
"Wakey, wakey! Eggs and bakey!"
I'll save it and make it my alarm
>>138881324
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CXOUBs3WCL
>>138881347
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08S5UXNUSSA
>>138881487
I love Trump
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0k1SQmp31aT
>>138881497
Enjoy your cancerous mornings!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1q04LAkJjdC
Do EXPLOSION
>>138881568
Alright let's amp it up a little
"Goldberg, you disgusting hook nosed kike, one day you will wake up in an oven and it won't be because you became a turkey"
>>138881724
This is why I need money to buy a better mic.
Just finished Konosuba, and boy, do I know who to cosplay next.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TAYPsdBJaz
>>138881845
Successfully amped?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13oPklMmZ76
This is my soon-to-be wife btw. You guys are all invited to our wedding. I bet you're jealous.
>>138875138
Who is your favorite loli seiyuu
>>138882053
Read some of this
>>138882225
Kana Hanazawa of course
>>138882250
B-but I'm Asian!
>>138882142
But... Ah right, same sex marriage is legal now. Thanks Obama.
>>138881849
Is that your real voice ?
You sound like lilypichu,your voice is so high wtf
>>138882142
BACK THE FUCK OFF?!?!
Pedo-chan is MY waifu.
>>138875138
>Blog
>Attention whoring
>Not /a/
Just make a youtube account and fuck off.
>>138882325
Honorary aryan
BRISTOL
R
I
S
T
O
L
>>138882438
When will this vertical shit die?
AUSTIN
U
S
T
I
N
>>138882376
For me it's better that cock teasing like Russian Kumiko do.
>>138882438
Is this a declaration of war against the londonistan empire?
>>138882468
NEVER
..V
..E
..R
>>138882468
When will you die?
TORONTO
O
R
O
N
T
O
>>138882492
But Russian Kumiko do it how it supposed to be done. Just few few photos and a bit of technical information.
>>138882376
Still technically /a/ related if doing animu voices/lines :>
>>138882250
Read "some" of it; enjoy my mess up
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Wh16q6v4Nb
Say "I'm already having sex with Mari. She doesn't need you." So I can post it in response to the Mari-addict that visits every loli thread
>>138882694
l-lewd
>>138882694
please say "papi wa happi"
>>138882750
Tanoshii
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nCiZvR4ZqN
>>138882790
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0poWI2yn5nQ
>>138882863
thats some cute shit anon
>>138882694
"baby fuck baby fuck, it's awwwwwwright"
>there are girls on 4chan RIGHT NOW
I'm scared, hold me anons
>>138882927
>implying this is a girl
>implying you can't do this in 10 seconds with any voice changer
>>138882927
what do you mean, I thought we were all little girls here?
>>138882863
I love it
>>138879713
>>138879460
Pls be in Asia pls.
But seriously speaking, it's easy to be a slut at cons, especially in the states since cosplay human resource is sub par there and beta white knights are plenty.
Play dress up and shitloads of thirsty orbiters will gladly follow you.
Good luck on your slutquest.
>>138877683
Last line gave me some chills, have you tried getting into voice acting? Constructive criticism, the delivery could use a little work but it didn't sound as forced as it could have. Good job /a/non
>>138875138
Jesus fucking christ you need a better mike, do you have an amazon shopping list or a paypal we can donate to or something?
>>138883096
:> At cons, I give cookies out to hungry cosplayers. Life is set out for me to have weeb sugar daddies, but I don't swing that way.
>>138882927
>>138883032
>>138883073
I'm actually a big black man, excuse you
>>138882927
Honestly /a/ sings changed my perspective of /a/ users. I was surprised the first time I joined it
Voice-changers have really come a long way. Still too synthy to be convincing, though.
>>138883244
>At cons, I give cookies out to hungry cosplayers.
holy shit that the fucking cutest thing i have ever heard
>>138883244
>At cons I give cookiesYuki that you?
>>138883292
I blame my shit headset.
>>138883208
I've tried so many times, but I am dirt poor to afford any professional, serious equipment.
>>138883237
I hope I don't regret this.
amzn com/w/22FM5XJ31U4C8
>>138883743
if you're serious about getting into VA I can help you as a VN & Game Dev but you need better recording equipment.
>>138883927
Are you seriously trying to white knight a voice?
>>138884034
it's business, if i can find someone to voice stuff for me I jump on it.
>>138884034
helping someone start a career is white knighting now?
>>138883927
>>138884083
Employment would be nice...
The job world is scary ;o; !
>>138883927
>white knight
>VN & Game Dev
Spotted the nu-male.
>>138884081
You mean you can't afford to pay professionals so you'll just take any random person on 4chan with a high-pitched voice and try to convince them to read lines for you for free so you can finish your indie dream game?
I don't know if that even qualifies as a 'business.' Maybe "false-hope" would be a better term.
>>138884194
Not indie game dev guy, but i think you've taken a leap of logic there friendo.
>>138884240
If anybody's desperate or poor enough to go recruiting voice talent off of attentionwhores on /a/, then it doesn't bode well for their 'business' as a "Game Dev"
>>138884081
I'll be glad to help you out, Satou-kun.
>>138884150
Everyone is going to call me a dumbfuck white knight fagg for saying this but i bookmarked your page and ill see about getting you that black snow globe sometime within the next two months...
>>138883743
Can you say something like "I'll lead us to many glorious victories, toss gay!"
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SfxEMtBIUu
Us little girls, am I right?
>>138884390
Literally all he said was that IF she had better voice recording equipment that she COULD get a role in his upcoming VN, and what is wrong with getting something voice acted for cheap, if he is an indie developer getting the voice actor some exposure and improving the quality of his product are not a bad thing.
>>138884529
nu-male
u
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m
a
l
e
>>138884428
:> Gimmie your email lol
>>138884439
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1x8ORWzJzYn Domo
>>138884428
KUCK
U
C
K
Pls say "where's your game, AGDG?"
Pls
I'll suck your dick
>tfw you will never be a girl with a loli voice
>>138884802
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1drhKrsGFIe
Suck my dick good.
>>138884853
>>138884853
lol I just posted this thread to thank /a/nons for being so nice, and I don't fucking know where it ended up.
>>138884584
VIRGIN
I
R
G
I
N
>>138884936
>to thank /a/nons for being so nice
>/a/nons
>being nice
What?
>>138884936
What song are we gonna sing next thoCracking voice-kun here
>>138884996
better a virgin than a cuck
>>138884996
Better to be pure than whatever sub-male thing that this anon has become >>138884428
Go wallow in one of the normalfag boards with your ilk, unvirgin.
>>138885040
>>138885034
>>138885010
>>138885009
>>138884996
>>138884936
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qlLhyidWk8
>>138875138
I hate your emoticons, but since your voice is cute, please say this: "Onii-chan! You can't do that! I mean, n-not here. At least wait until we get home please!"
>>138885127
>>138885040
Good thing I'm neither :^) btw I'm a girl
>>138885127
Why do boys make the best girls?
>>138885102
*pure* it doesn't count if it isn't by choice buddy ;^)
>>138885202
Aw shit nigga, five star post
>>138885102
The only thing that's pure is the Mountain Dew and cheeto juice running through you're veins
>>138879955
That was really good.
>>138885132
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yKPAysP8MS
>>138885127
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04oZxWO63cM
I tried doing one as well. Hope you guys like it...
Please don't bully.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QXrp9wno0x
>>138885337
fuck nice post based annon
kek/10
>>138885419
Every time
>>138885419
Can you voice some lines for us mr.big black guy?
How about; ''White men are jealous because we fuck their bitches with our 9 inch cocks. Just last night i plugged a bitchs bootie up and it tasted supa spicey, damn bitch she eat curry or somethin''
Called it.
>>138885366
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1B5QM1qO9OG
Dankmeme-chan sings
>>138885767
Why do niggers ruin everything, i wish we could get rid of you all dindus.
>>138885366
You are cute, I approve your voice.
>>138885419
Is this guy from the /sp/ invasion?
/v/ermin here, can you do this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivnidPAMGwo
>>138885920
Dankmeme-chan doesnt like racism.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0O8KFn0yM4f
>>138885637
That's not me.
I can post some more shit until this thread gets deleted though.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17724ke9AJw
>>138885946
Not sure. I got it from /b/ about a year ago.
>>138886017
Fuck off you stupid nigger., i didnt understand why the KKK was a thing until i went on 4chan and met your dumbass. I hope you get cancer.
>>138886049
Its obviously not you, but fuck that dumb shit nigger is annoying
>>138885971
I wish I had cool audio affects
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MTukWWayDI
But I don't
>>138886049
That's some nice voices you got there
>>138886096
Fuck you.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aKi9vAAlTZ
>>138886105
Nah, it's good, danks.
>>138886235
You do a good hulk.
>>138886235
hOLY SHIT DADDY
>>138878361
but all of us are little girls in here
>>138879748
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PbnuZ4uyZr
>>138886235
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YUzxHkOYxQ
You wana go punk?
>>138886485
Fucking amazing.
>>138885034
Boku Dake ga Inai Machi OP if I'm not wrong.
>>138886527
That was so cringy
I'm so sorry
>go on /a/ to escape my loneliness
>suddenly reminded that there are cute girls in the real world
why
Are you frustrated, kid? To the fact that you're the weakest one?
If so, hold on to that feeling.
That's proof that you haven't given up yet...
...on yourself.
Listen, kid.
Don't give up saying you're living within your means. Don't become a boring man like that.
If you have the guts to not give up, you can be anything you want to be.
We're living creatures that don't have wings, but still went to the moon.
>>138886485
Please say this:
''Are you ready?''
*feminine voice* ''Ready for what?''
''Ready for this sunday night when john cena takes on the WWE world heavy weight champion the undertaker in a match of tabels laders and chairs only for 19.99$"
>>138886646
Tell him it'll be okay because you'll be there for him OP
>>138886635
I know it was i couldn't even get halfway through it without laughing and at the end it just collapsed badly.
>>138886527
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1plZhnpUaO9
>>138886681
Not me, just posting shit other people made. Like a true faggot.
>>138886646
>>138886721
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XHCMr7MEjm :>
>>138886879
>>138886793
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1z29xQIAkHE
>>138886879
hnng
>>138886681
I'm sorry my mic is so shit but I couldn't resist.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Slqrrp8ezF
>>138887271
Let's marry
>>138887271
Based anon
I don't care if you call this attention whoring, this thread is legitimately hilarious
10/10 keep it up
>>138885366
The fear in that first one, makes me feel like I'm in the wrong.
>>138886879
You are friendly and you have a cute voice.
Keep up the good work.
Regardless, it's my holy mission to fuck this thread up.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s048bJNFAGsO
>>138887271
>that shit quality
>even added the music
pure gold
>>138887700
That was a nice narration though
Guys, guys, is it really a dude?
>>138879144
What games do you play? Anime games right? Like mobage
>>138887952
of course it is. Where do you think we are?
>>138887700
There was this one group I was a part of for a very faggoty board that got together and read greentext 'tard stories one summer night. It was magical.
Rest in piece Yeehaw, you snek-loving motherfucker.
Welp, I can't stand voices like that.
>Anons complaining about white-knighting femanons
Femanon ass licking has been a corner stone of 4chan since inception, let it ride.
Side note how is this thread not deleted yet.
>>138887962
I play stupid games like Garry's Mod and silly dating sims.
>>138888024
I'm quite proud it's been up this long. It's my first post on 4chan :>
>>138888024
Mod here, I'm having fun so lay off cakebutt.
>>138888024
>Femanon ass licking has been a corner stone of 4chan since inception, let it ride.
>Side note how is this thread not deleted yet.
Answered own question
>>138888099
>it's my first post on 4chan
How does someone lurk that long?
>>138888099
If you record something in Finnish I might unironically buy you something from the list
OP, please say
>Newtypes aren't tools for killing each other!
and
>A Newtype is just a powerful weapon in battle!
>>138888247
I think lolianon meant it's the first thread.
I'm jacking my dick off to you, OP.
>>138888247
>>138888428
Lurking for 6 years, never posted, replied. Nice to have broken that streak.
>>138888258
I tried. Was that decent Finnish or? /learned on a fly
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nPAxg1RFcU
>>138888292
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NR7vdv7dMi
>>138888537
>anteeksi, oon/on [puhuu?]
I don't get it.
>>138888600
Mister Youtube video said it means "Sorry, I don't speak Finnish."
gomen ne, I really don't
Hey OP, what are your favourite anime?
>>138888750
Chuunibyou, Mirai Nikki, and Non Non Biyori
>>138888715
should be something like "en osaa suomea"
Could you try something like audio related?http://vocaroo.com/i/s0h002VgWI9Z
>>138888537
I forgot to quote you earlier, heh.
Can you do this? A bit lengthy, but I really like that quote.
>>138886679
Unfortunatly op you have the voice of a popular voice changer. So yeah that kinda sucks
>>138888804
Damn son.
>>138888804
What are you watching this season?
>>138888804
You like shit.
Neo-/a/ is worst /a/
>>138888888
Was waiting for like 10 minutes for it to happen.
>uploade failed
couldn't post, missed my chance
>>138888888
>>138888835
Was this okay?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s141D3oTxdw1
>>138888840
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Q2k7MZsViQ
>>138888949
Erased, Dagashi Kashi, She and her cat, Koyomimonogatari, Sekko, and finished Konosuba
>>138889141
Hotaru or Saya
I really wished this thread didn't happened, voice changer or not.
>>138889141
9/10
You saved Finland in anime. And anime in Finland.
Suomi kuuluu suomalaisille
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_f1ac7hzWyw
>>138889190
Saya-chan
>>138889247
I feel... oddly satisfied. Thanks anon!
>>138889348
no, thank you, you really nailed it.
I tried to make the sounds as clear as possible, but I get that finnish can be tricky for foreigners, albeit it's pronounced as exactly as it's written.
>>138889348
>Saya
You have good taste
>>138875138
Hey mods, do your fucking jobs, please.
This is a weird request, but can you say "bubinga is the best tonewood"? I'll be in your debt.
>>138889645
It's nice to have a shit thread once in a while
Let it bee~
>>138889703
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tePazJec5c
I hope you use this for a good purpose
>>138889645
fuck off
>>138889764
It's obviously a guy, AND this is not /a/ related. Kill yourself.
>>138889755
You too.
>>138889755
NOICE! Thanks a ton. This'll be annoying /mu/tants for a while.
>>138889703
Send it to WillsEasyGuitar
>>138890169
poor will's been through enough trolling
>>138890216
I can't say something so mean ;-;
Oh well
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1b98yOqA5pA
>>138890310
d-do you have s-steam or something?
OP you're being used by /a/ for voice requests.
How do you feel about being a voice prostitute but you're doing it for free.
>Newfags and mods are defending this fucking trap
What is happening to this place?
Please say "Malcolm-kun, you will never stop being a faggot if you don't fix that shit taste soon."
>>138887271
I recognize that bulge.... Or voice rather
>>138890368
Well in my case I'm a slutty anon, so it doesn't bother me.
>>138890368
At least it is not as bad as tripfagging.
>>138890344
Enjoy your ban, faggot.
>>138890429
Incedo?
>>138890448
Yeah no, this is far worse.
>>138890368
>>138890433
It's something to do on a sleepy Sunday. At least I'm not pregnant.
>>138890424
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DVdzCQsh8p
>>138890500
I'm sorry.
>>138890344
Is this you?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0D2UxpcALVM
>>138890535
Can you say that lelouch is a faggot?
>>138889348
>Saya-chan
God tier taste.
>>138890535
>I'm sorry.
Pls stop. This place is already shit and you're not helping.
>please give me attention
>>138889348
>Saya
Please say this: らん らん る って なん なん だ？
>>138890562
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lDlSDUmCxV ugu
>>138890586
Alright, but only a little bit. Do you accept gentle headpats?
>>138890477
No, now I'm second guessing myself. Did you at one point live in Florida?
>>138875138
MODS. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? DO.YOUR.FUCKING.JOB.
>>138890792
fuck off
It's fun.
>>138890709
Sorry anon, but no. You got my hopes up too. If you are in Florida, tell Amelia to give me my stuff back when she's done.
>>138890658
I probablt fucked it up fuck
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06Go0KF5Jkv
>>138890709
A not-so proud citizen of Florida.
>>138890792
>>138890881
Yes, I am. Why anon? Why are we doing this to ourselves?
>>138890834
>Some fag making "cutesy" voices so the other horny fags can fap to it.
Still not /a/
>>138890834
No it's not.
>>138890982
>>138891014
;-; Fine I'll stop. It was fun while it lasted. Boosted up my confidence some. I'll go back to lurking.
