This girl just comes up to you and asks you this weird question.
What's your next move?
Rape. Rape is always the right answer.
kiss and propose
>>138865975
I would explode into her, if you know what I mean.
Considering I am in my early 20s....I would tell her to ask someone else.
As if any of you idiots on here will actually take up the offer of a 14 year old girl, knowing the implications in the real world.
>>138865975
I would sexually fuck her in her vagina with my penis if you know what I mean.
Read bomber grape doujins with her.
>>138865975
>n-no thanks
>>138865975
"I'm not ready to die."
>>138865975
Why would I want to learn exlosions from the inferior wizard? Who is also flat. Very, very flat. And a chuuni.
I'd rather walk the path of explosoins with the superior woman. I mean wizard.
>>138866046
The age of consent is 14 here
Explode inside her and drink her piss.
>>138866125
What a waste of Megumin piss. You're supposed to use her piss to clean and lube up Yunyun's tight shithole before cumming deep inside it and getting her to clean up your dick with her mouth afterwards.
>>138866202
>>138865975
I would repeatedly insert my penis into her vagina in a hip thrusting motion until my seminal fluids erupted towards her womb, as I held the back of her head and whispered that I love her and I would take responsibility.
If you know what I mean.
>>138865975
That's not even a question.
>>138866330
An invitation is an implicit request, autist.
>>138866330
It is. You can either accept or decline.
>b-but there is no question mark
Retard.
>>138866115
Right because the age of consent is the only thing that matters. Socially it would ruin you and your reputation and you know that. Imagine if word got out that you banged a 14 year old and tell me people in your social circle would be cool with you? Inb4 "i have no social girl and don't care what my family thinks."
>>138866192
You can still be charged for rape if her parents find out, think of the bigger picture and not with your dick.
>>138866236
You don't want to deposit your semen inside the hole Yunyun shits from?
>>138866377
Its not rape if she wants it right?
>>138866408
Actually the law states it's not rape if you havebought outher parents.
>>138866377
She's of marriagable age, she can drink alcohol, why shouldn't I, a fellow adult, have sex with her?
>>138865975
Stick it in her pooper?
>>138866046
>As if any of you idiots on here will actually take up the offer of a 14 year old girl, knowing the implications in the real world
I'm sorry, what? Explosion magic doesn't exist in the real world, what implications would there be if people saw us blowing stuff up with magic?
>>138866353
>question mark
>a mark that implies question
Retard.
>>138866377
>people in your social circle would be cool with you?
I don't have a social circle, so no one would care
>>138866627
We're your social circle, anon. And we wantto see you suffer
>>138865975
I guess I'm going to sexually assault and inseminate this 13 year old girl now.
>>138866046
Who's gonna object? The police?
I'll rape them too!
>>138866377
>>138866046
We just had to make this into a moralfag thread, don't we?
>>138866586
Literal autist.
>>138866377
I'll fucking rape my social circle for opposing me.
>>138866408
If her parents find out they can take you to court and so it doesn't matter if it was consensual. In fact just the other month I read a story about two 16 year olds having sex and the boy was charged with rape.
>>138866479
14 anon, nothing more needs to be said.
>>138866538
We all know explosions are euphemism for banging her, let us not get this twisted.
>>138866627
Rumours spread around anon and al it takes is one person. Think of your family if they found out is all I am saying.
>>138866834
Why not discuss other topics other than if they would bang Megumin or not? We all know the answer to that question and so why not add some depth to the discussion?
Anyone who responds to this bait is an Axis cultist.
>>138866943
Why can't we have a normal thread about banging a 14 year old without having some moralfag fuck it up?
Fuck off.
[x]genuflect
>>138865975
Explode inside her vagina.
>>138866943
I'll rape her parents and I'll rape the jury.
>>138867037
This, nobody wants you here, moralfag!
Leave, before I run a train on you.
>>138865975
That's not a question.
>>138867925
ALLAHU AKBAR JIHAD JIHAD AYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYI
>>138868763
>people moralfagging about fucking 14 years old
This is why we need babyfuck back.
>>138868939
That would be awright.
>People wanting a 14 year old
This is truly the sinkhole of humanity.
Also I dont speak moon language so I would just ignore her
>>138865975
Aigh't
>>138869062
>not wanting a 14-year-old
This place has gone downhill in the past few years. All Redditors FUCK DIRECTLY OFF BACK HOME.
>>138869062
>caring about real world laws in the 2D world
I seriously doubt the Konosuba world has laws against fugging girls like Megumin.
>>138866377
oh, shut the fuck up
>>138869148
Whatever you say pedo
>>138865975
that's not a question, it's a request.
>>138865975
Walk the path of explosions with her.
>>138865975
ask her where best grill is
>>138865975
>Assume path of explosions means bukkake
>cry a little at first that my waifu wants to be jizzed on by so many guys
>there's hope though! She wants me to be with her!
>accept a life of cuckholdery while she gets cummed on repeadtly in front of me
>get some of the crossfire from time to time
>I adapt for waifu and develop a taste for cum
>????
>profit
>>138867037
So I come back to this huh and this is the best you can offer? I merely proposed a question to you guys and you guys just want to shut your ears like petulant children. Embarassing.
>>138867417
>I'll rape her parents and I'll rape the jury.
You have to be 18 to post here.
>>138869195
No retort, just telling me to shut up. /a/ is even even worse than I imagined.
>>138866046
You are too much brainwashed by the modern society.
WAGA NAWA MEGUMIN
>>138865975
Waifu fuckery aside, did you guys enjoy the actual show?
>>138869062
Fuck off old hag.
>>138870335
no it was bland and boring, that's why there's no threads and shitposting on it
>>138870335
Yes
>>138869062
I'd fucking knock up Megumin in her sleep and observe her "out of nowhere" teen pregnancy from afar, watch as she's senselessly trying to piece things together, but she just can't.
Why do you act surprised at the thought of 4chan being a wretched hive of scum and villainy?
>>138870282
As opposed to the pedo who would fuck a 14 year old. Right, great point you make there dipstick.
>>138869871
>NTR bait
>Best girl
>>138870440
>Wouldn't fuck a biologically fertile girl because its become taboo in the last 100 years only
Plebian.
>>138869062
I agree anon /a/ is full of pedo degenerates. .
>>138865975
Are we talking dick explosions or?
>>138869233
>posts images from a show which directly panders to pedos
Are you rusing me? Am I being rused?
>>138870212
Assuming this isn't le epic trool, what were you ACTUALLY expecting fron 4chan?
>>138870335
It was nice.
Why does nobody want to fuck Darkness? Everyone's always rape Megumin this, analfuck Aqua that. Why won't you brually fuck Darkness? She's totally the hottest of the three, why won't someone fuck her? Do you hate her? Even better. I happen to know Darkness, she'd totally be into having her face forced into the ground and pounded from behind. Humiliated in front of everyone. Completely stripped of her dignity. Why won't someone just take her ass and fuck me already?
>>138870440
It's called hebephilia, you uncultured swine, pedophilia regards preteens.
>>138870548
She's fine, but her tits should be smaller.
>>138870548
Who's this generic blonde girl? Where's Megumin?
>>138870548
Based annon i am happy i am not the only sane one here
>>138865975
But i'm of the healer class, ojou-chan. You're better off asking Mohammed over there. I heard he has a penchant for explosions.
>>138870548
Is there a more generic woman than "blonde big chested princess"
>>138870548
She's just too easy and too willing.
>>138871139
Normalfags infested /a/ and complain about /a/nons sexualizing underage girls. Because that hasn't been part of 4chan since /b/ was Anime/Random or anything.
>>138871188
Asking questions regarding your sexuality is a viable discussion point. Lord knows that we talk about anything remotely about wanting to bang Megumin.
This place is a ghost town for actual discussion on the problem of pedophilia and hebephilia in this community. Why aren't the mods puttig heavy restrictions on thread making?
>>138871449
>why aren't the mods putting heavy restrictions on
BECAUSE THIS ISN'T REDDIT, FAGGOT. You absolutely stupid authoritarian cunt. If you want your moralfag hugbox, go back to where you came from. Mods don't do shit here, and that's how we like it. Piss off.
>>138871449
>why aren't mods banning anime and manga off /a/ - Anime and Manga
>>138865975
Fire walk with me, babe.
8)
>>138870615
If the attraction isn't exclusive and/or obsessive that's not even hebephilia, that's just normal.
>>138866346
That wasn't a request, it was an order. Comply or perish.
>>138871449
hello reddlt
>>138871449
>the problem of pedophilia and hebephilia in this community
It is not a problem, these people have a right under the constitution to express themselves.
If you don't like it, you can fuck off to MAL or Gaia, I'm extremely offended by your fascism, some of my best friends are pedos and hebes, and I'll defend their rights to the fucking death, you filthy communist.
4chan is a place where morality will ALWAYS take a backseat, and it should never be otherwise.
>>138871802
Oh, so when I dig 2D girls from 13 to 30 I'm just healthy in my sexuality?
>>138866377
>>138869062
>>138866943
>>138866046
>>138870212
>>138871139
>>138871449
Kill yourself and fuck off back to /r/anime or whatever shithole you came from.
