Girls und Panzer und /ak/
Mal wieder ein neuer Faden.
Would you let Erika cook for you?
Abgrund is making GuP doujinshi
>>138826139
I want Erika as wife.
Kancolle x Gup soon
>>138826139
Yes, yes I would let Erika cook for me, of course, only in her apron and nothing else.
cyka
>>138829082
>>138829135
>>138829204
>yuri
>GuP
Fuck off.
>>138829991
No
>>138830080
>>138830134
>>138830175
>>138829991
tell that to miho, we're doing nuthin
>>138830208
>>138830246
>>138829991
>GuP
>yuriless
Welcome to the threads, friend
Why is Miho such a whore
Look at this thread, seriously.
>>138829991
where do you think you are?
>>138830287
What Yukari does after seeing Miho with Erika
>>138830581
>>138830655
>>138830730
>>138830771
>>138830657
Mika too? So not only unfaithful, but also low standards.
>>138830818
>>138830836
Y-you too...
Hana-san.
>>138832408
How long is she safe from Miho's lust?
Latest Rabu Rabu 4-koma Web Edition:
http://girls-und-panzer.jp/img/special/web_134r_b.pdf
>>138835683
Cute.
Why don't you drive Ankou Team's vehicle of choice, /ak/?
>>138836318
>>138837218
Because I'm way too rough when changing gears and I'd probably kill that thing.
What's up with Pekoe and polkadots anyway?
>>138840118
>>138840331
>>138840118
You got some kinda problem with Pekoedots?
>>138840118
I want to sniff that butt.
>>138840805
I'm not complaining.
She's very cute.
>some gook floods the futaba thread with gore
>>138842200
gib link
Żurek or Bust!
>>138826139
Friendly reminder that she's going to be rekt by Centipede and BC Freedom soon.
Thread I posted this in abruptly died, so reposting.
Sailor-fuku to Juusenshq Vol2 ch 5
>>138608694 →
>>138608728 →
>>138608770 →
>>138608809 →
>>138608850 →
>Valentines
"Valentine's"
>""Let's
'"Let's'
Got an extra double quote at the beginning.
Also I would recommend removing the periods from the titles. Definitely leave the exclamation points, but periods don't really make sense in titles like this.
>>138608888 →
>Middle School Girls with huge tits!
"middle school girl with huge tits!"
>big–
"big—"
>>138608927 →
>You've got some nerve to be so impudent...
"You've got some nerve, being so impudent..."
>this much
"that much"
>>138608949 →
>⌾Fifth shot⌾
"⌾Fifth Shot⌾"
>>138609007 →
>Fifth shot: "Let's Party! Mariko's Grandpa is a Colonel."
'Fifth Shot: "Let's Party! Mariko's Grandpa is a Colonel"'
>>138609041 →
>>138609072 →
>Why even I had to be invited?
"Why did I have to be invited?" or the significantly more awkward:
"Why did even I have to be invited?"
>>138609109 →
>Is this Mariko-san's house?
>That's right
These are both sort of scrunched up in the top of their bubbles.
>>138609142 →
>>138609185 →
>>138609228 →
She's a quadroon.
>That's a real thing!
"That's the real thing!"
>>138609265 →
>>138609310 →
>Is it "THAT"?
Tribadism?
>>138609339 →
>>138609375 →
>What am I saying?
No fucking clue.
>>138609413 →
>m-muh cool image...
cuuuuute
>>138609444 →
>>138609480 →
The way this second panel is drawn is so fucking confusing.
>>138609524 →
>>138609558 →
>For a Japanese
"For a Japanese person"
This flows more naturally. Referring to somebody as "a Japanese" has sort of fallen out of favor, to the point where it doesn't sound right to a native English speaker anymore. "Japanese" is now used pretty much exclusively as an adjective.
>you were a one fourth?
"you were one fourth?"
>>138842895
>>138609598 →
>>138612507 →
>>138612542 →
>>138612577 →
>>138612600 →
>So-...soft
"So... soft" Drop the dash, add a space.
>>138612626 →
>>138614414 →
>Only this night,
"This night only,"
>Wave you hands,
"Wave your hands,"
>from here on I'll leave the rest to you
"I'll leave the rest to you" or
"from here on out it's up to you"
Currently redundant.
>>138614452 →
>>138614503 →
>>138650517 →
>And so am I,
"And so will I," or
"And so shall I,"
The other girl just said "I will take on this fight," not "I am taking on this fight."
>>138650554 →
>This is what you call tank riders!
"These are what you call tank riders!"
"They are what you call tank riders!"
"This is what you call tank riding!"
>>138650664 →
>>138651865 →
>Breaking through is a heavy tank's passage to the stage!
Don't really know what this means.
>>138651902 →
>>138651944 →
>Tank Corps
"Tank Corps,"
Need a comma here.
>What should we do in case no one stops?
"What should we do if they don't stop?" I think?
>—Look!
"Look!"
Dash does nothing.
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>>138652763 →
>>138652790 →
>>138652862 →
>So it"s
"So it's" bad apostrophe here
>>138652890 →
>>138652953 →
I assumed so as well.
>>138652996 →
>not half-bad
"not half bad" not generally hyphenated.
Thanks g_z, sorry I'm late on this.
>>138842895
>Sailor-fuku to Juusenshq Vol2 ch 5
Should be Sailor-fuku to Juusensha Vol2 ch 5, twice now I've copy/pasted g_z's original typo.
>>138842295
It was this thread but the gore didn't get archived
http://futalog.com/395623760.htm
It wasn't even GuP guro. It was mostly maggots and rotting tissue.
>>138842444
Jajka holiday soon.
Nopan
>>138826139
>OP
Krautfaggot detected.
>>138826139
Why not, but Chovy may cook too.
>>138828233
like this?
>>138843419
what do you mean?
>>138842541
don't tell me that Gyokusai Academy, eh, i mean Chihatan will enter tankatlon too...
>>138835683
Translation is up:
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2307980?tags=girls_und_panzer
Wake up!
>>138844384
You know, Easter.
>>138846259
Is she putting it on or taking it off?
>>138846585
>>138846664
Smug Miho is best Miho.
>>138846884
How about smug loli Miho?
>>138847067
10/10, saved
>>138847067
not very smug desu sempai
>>138847693
I'm out of Mihos.
How about this?
>>138847756
More smug. I always thought this yukarin was pretty smug.
![[AK] Girls und Panzer - 05 (BDRip 1920x1080 x264 AAC).mkv_snapshot_07.44_[2016.03.20_02.48.13].png](https://i.imgur.com/Kidk49q.jpg "[AK] Girls und Panzer - 05 (BDRip 1920x1080 x264 AAC).mkv_snapshot_07.44_[2016.03.20_02.48.13].png")
>>138847875
The most smug.
But why though?
>>138829970
Blyat
>>138826139
Is this /ak/, or is it just GuP general now?
>>138849155
It's /ak/.
I want to lay between Shizuka's legs!
>>138850775
That's some big fuckin' pout right there.
Duce duce's.
>>138850934
She see yourbank account.
Post more erika
>>138851778
No.
Post Saori.
I want to molest most of the girls in this show
>>138852220
which?
>>138853003
I think I threw up a little
>>138853003
Killitwithfire.jpg.PNG.avi.webm
>>138847067
That head must have been painful to pass during childbirth
>>138853482
>This kills the Miho
>>138842939
No poblem, I was working on Shidenkai in the meantime.
>>138842895
"Rice juice" makes me think of "agua de horchata"
Cute family.
>>138842939
>Breaking through is a heavy tank's passage to the stage!
Guess they were going for a theatrical analogy? Not entirely sure what she meant either.
>>138854634
That girl in the BG vaguely reminds me of Akebi.
>>138847067
buy a 戦車道少女寫眞集弐
>>138854755
>>138842939
An actor goes on red carpet to the stage, heavy tank goes through enemy's fortifications.
>>138855294
>寫眞
>le epic obscure kanji
Small fix for this one.
>>138854494
Pic made my day. ty anon.
>>138855603
Nice, I get it now. Can't think of a good way to reword it. brb, sleep.
OVA Alice war.
>>138854494
Adorable.
>>138853003
>>138855742
寫眞＝写真(syasin)＝photography
>>138855603
>An actor goes on red carpet to the stage
... no he doesn't? An actor goes down the red carpet to an awards show.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OszqGJdn4RE
>>138857863
So fucking rad.
>>138827702
>kancolle
>small c
>>138843915
Don't worry Mohammed herr can't harm you.
>>138852048
>>138858529
Those dog pictures just make me want a strike witch Erika. But they already have an Erica.
>>138830371
Is that some tank-op gesture? O-or something?
Quick, she needs more rounds! Here!
>>138858832
Thank You! Here, I'll bring it for you!
>>138858878
>TRANS-AM
bitch
2 months?
Couldn't find a suitable moment to post this.
>>138858972
>magazine titled "dog feels good"
Do they really have more than a single month's worth of material?
>>138859065
Now was the correct moment. Ducks would be proud.
>>138859341
>"dog feels good"
That's not what it says
>>138859341
It's dog's feelings.
>>138859414
>>138859433
Close enough.
It's back
>>138859859
Aw, shit. Can't stop this hype train.
Which rabbit is which?
>>138853482
What does she say?
>>138859528
most sane member of the group on the right.
>>138860200
Literally racist.
>>138842541
>Friendly reminder that she's going to be rekt by Centipede and BC Freedom soon.
To be frank, both Ribbon and BC Freedom have mediocre win records, so don't be surprised if they lose AGAIN.
>>138855742
>>le epic obscure kanji
Not obscure if you know anything about Japan. It is the album of a girl that is released which is not pornography but intended for fapping purposes. The equivalent of swimwear calendars.
>>138859528
Good owner right there. Unleashed pets can cause trouble.
I want to turn Erika into mywife
>>138860470
Also, both Saunders and Anzio defeated Shizuka.
>>138861158
>Also, both Saunders and Anzio defeated Shizuka.
In a way, I love that. I think RW might embody the spirit of Senshado much more than even the TV series. Because in he TV series for plot reasons, Miho HAS to win. She has to win all the way because she can't afford a loss.
But that mentality was what was wrong with Black Forest, in that they became obsessed with winning and forgot to have fun. And Miho's need to win undermines that message.
I would appreciate if Shizuka remain a perpetual loser, but a loser who loves every minute of the match she is in and even make her opponents better people at the end. After all, most schools have NEVER won a championship, so it isn't the trophy that keeps them playing. It is all about the love of the game, and I think Shizuka embodies this far better than Miho. If only because the stakes are so low and there is no problem if she lost fair and square. What matters is that she does what she enjoys.
>>138861266
Thats probably why Shizuka does get so well along with Chovy.
>>138861266
Miho fighting to win is for saving Oarai High School from decommission is different from her need to win for Kuromorimine for preserving its winning streak.
>>138855893
War crimes.
>>138862160
>Miho fighting to win is for saving Oarai High School from decommission is different from her need to win for Kuromorimine for preserving its winning streak.
My point is that Miho needing to win makes it difficult to also talk about game sportsmanship. As was shown with Pravda, the team reached the limits of how far they could go in terms of "fun". Every match after that wasn't about having fun, it was about survival. Even the movie was about survival.
Compare to that, Shizuka being a racious loser is just much more refreshing. And we are never having to see her winning impossible matches. Sometimes she loses because she was facing ridiculous odds, and that's okay. I just think that embodies sports much better than desperate struggles.
>>138862242
>gracious
>>138861266
But that's why I love the show so much. And it also illustrates why I find stuff like LA so weird.
You're describing a core hypocrisy in the major themes of the show. Miho didn't fit with Kuromorimine because winning was all that mattered. She had to find her own senshado. They get to a point during the Pravda match where they decide they should concede because winning isn't all that matters. But then the show is like hey, actually yeah, winning is all that matters. And they just kinda go along with it. This contradiction is brushed aside by saying that at Kuromorimine Miho had to win for the sake of winning, but at Oarai she has to win for her friends. But that's not very satisfying, is it?
But what I think is most clear is that nobody gives a shit. The show is thematically simple to the point of being technically broken. The characters are one-dimensional, the story is lifted from every sports tournament anime ever, etc. That's the joke. That's the central absurdity of the show. It's just about fuckin' tanks. Nobody cared about anything else, they just wanted to make an anime about tanks. Just sell out as hard as you can, as long as we can do whatever we want with the tanks. School girls? Tournament? Short skirts? There are still tanks, right? Sure! How do they not all die? Who cares! Why would school girls be riding tanks in the first place? Who cares! In fact, let's let the audience in on the joke. Let's make it completely ridiculous by putting them on a giant aircraft carrier and saying that tank battles make girls better wives and mothers. It'll be hilarious!
GuP is always best when it's ridiculous to the point of being totally nonsensical. LA tries so hard to ground it in pathos and stuff, which I feel defeats the purpose.
>>138862319
>tanks
Using school closing as a premise AGAIN in the movie is really like saying "it doesn't matter, look at tanks". And that's fun and all but I have to say, for me a good character-driven show would always be better than not character-driven one. Like a good mecha isn't about robots, it's about characters. You can replace robots with tanks (heh) and it would still work.
Unless a character-driven show is a steaming pile of dogshit like Iron-blooded Orphans. Then I'd rather look at robots.
>>138862162
>What do you mean, she isn't old enough? But... but she's an university student, for christ's sake!
>>138862319
>How do they not all die?
It's carbon coating I ain't gotta explain shit.
time to try to get at least something done this weekend
Page 01:
Nice to meet you
You're FNC-san I assume?
Funko
Aa
A
Aaaah
Lament...
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>>138862746
Page 02:
Funko...
Oi!?
... Did I make some mistake?
No... This isn't your fault
... It's not like that
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>>138862744
>>138862487
Well, for me, whether the story and characters are simplistic or not, the important thing to me is how it was executed, and that's what GuP has done for me.
>>138862819
To be fair, the engineers couldn't have foreseen what they did against the Maus.
>>138862790
Page 03:
Better get ready/prepare yourself, Genko... Browning-sens
Just Genkoku is fine
Hmpf...
What do you mean with get ready/prepare myself...
It's about Fal
We are guns, so even if we're broken, we can get cured/fixed by repairing
Our body that is
However, experience and memory are something different
They are held within each of the parts
If most of the parts are lost during repair, then also the memory is lost
So that is no longer the former Fal
- I knew it. Even though I was supposed to know it...
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>>138862984
You didn't translate it before? I feel deja vu.
>>138863053
Like you've been to this place before?
>>138862746
>>138862790
>>138862984
While I would've preferred it if you posted the english translation rather, I do have to commend you for actually telling us non-japanese what they are saying, so I tip my hat to you kind sir
>>138863217
HIGHER ON THE STREET
AND I KNOW IT'S MY TIME TO GOI'd probably read it in Japanese and forgot when Momo posted the raws back then.
>>138863277
Is this some kind of joke?
>>138862984
Page 04:
But still, if it's her, then maybe-
Or so I thought
No... Don't mind it
I... Ended up taking away her older sister from FNC
Admitting that was scary
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>>138863053
nope, haven't TL'd much lately
>>138863277
...
Is this your first time in an /ak/ thread?
>>138850934
I wish I had a pouting fluffy.
>>138863319
Well... no, I mean shit, like I said, I would've preffered the english translation to be posted rather than the Japanese version, despite that however, I have to commend him for translating what they are saying for those who don't speak japanese.
>>138863385
Page 05:
Funko
Funko
Target spotted~
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>>138862487
GuP is about two things:
1. Tanks
2. Absurdist comedy
The characters, plot, and themes exist to serve those two masters. Each one of the characters is effective proportional to how much that character is a joke. And given that context, the characters are pretty perfect. They're not supposed to be complex or interesting, they're supposed to be funny.
>>138863413
>>138863451
Fuck off, both of you
>>138863413
>I would've preffered the english translation to be posted rather than the Japanese version
So this is your first scanlation thread?
>>138863373
Look pretty good senpai.
>>138863451
AAAAAHHHHHH, KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!
>>138863451
>that hat
>>138863413
There's no version with english on the pages yet.
The scans need to be cleaned up and the translations need proofreading first.
>>138863373
I've certainly seen worse Yukaris.
>>138863451
An attempt was made, but god... Cosplay is cringey.
>>138863451
>that vest
That material is the /cgl/ equivalent of streaming anime, playing FPS with controlers, driving a prius, not thining your paints and CCing a hi-point.
I don't go to /cgl/ and even I know that.
>>138863411
I've got some almost pouting fluffies... She's generally too genki to pout.
>>138863643
>>138863620
...Is that just black leather?
>>138863688
lel
>>138863643
This is the closest I've got but it mostly looks like under/over bite.
>>138863662
This location is just awful.
>>138863434
Page 06:
I'm sorry, Sako-san
Not only was I abducted, but I also was used for something that cannot be undone...
I am honestly sorry
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>>138863797
Page 07:
I was the one who asked you to act as a spy
So I'm the one at fault
But more important
Is that you're unharmed
Ak5/Fem
Kyuuun
Waaah
I will think about my next step
So take some rest
Y yess
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>>138833356
I will care for Yukari, protect her smile, feed and house her so she can persue her Senshado-enthusiast websites and happiness wherever that takes her. That doesn't mean I will give her what she wants.
I will never spoil this rich soul, everything she has always wanted will always be just out of reach, she will pursue her happiness to her last breath, and, in doing so we will make anime a living, breathing, 2D part of American Society forever and we will Make America Great Again! Thank You!
>>138854494
Jesus christ that nigga's head's fucking huge
>>138864003
Page 08:
How dare you...!! To make a fool out of me
However... Until now it was AK47's side that was one step ahead
This is something I have to admit
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>>138864420
Page 09:
The next move is the most crucial
There is no way I'll allow AK47 to keep the lead any further than this!!
Galil!!
Let's hurry
Ai
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>>138864677
Page 11:
Is there something
You want from me
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>>138864732
Page 12:
You're M16, leader of the Seishou academy middle school, right!?
Here is were you'll-
The first move wins
Idiot
Sh shoot!!
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Official art.
Does Erika have any good quality?
>>138864924
Good rapebait
>>138864882
>>138864882
2spooky
>>138864924
She rides one of the strongest tanks, most of it's problems (like steel quality) are irrelevant in senshado. Well, except getting stuck. Breaking isn't likely to occur in the span of a match if the tank was maintained properly and if they avoided going into high RPM.
>>138863373
Cute.
I think there's a festival or something happening in Ooarai this weekend.
>>138854494
Hmm...I wonder who this is...
>white
Could've sworn that Maho would be the type to wear black.
OVA
>>138854494
What went wrong with Shiho?
>>138867241
Shiho died when someone told her that naming her children Maho and Miho wasn't witty.
>>138866041
So Shiho's gene donor was the gardener?
She really only chose him for his physical condition?
>>138867188
Maho is pure. Erika and Saori wear black.
>>138867331
>gardener
>>138866041
their manservant
>>138867372
>black is lewd meme
I still don't understand.
>>138867331
Well, gardener of classic Japanse gardens are basically artists.
It's quite the high level job.
>>138867377
Why not? It's just a jumpsuit.
>>138867372
Erika doesn't.
>>138867382
Still most likely candidate to be Maho and Miho's biodaddy.
>>138867454
Girls leak all kinds of fluids that makes light fabrics look gross so you wear dark colors if you're planning to show your underwear to other people.
>>138826414
Can't wait for that Shiho doujinshi.
Does the guy appear in the movie?
>>138867861
Mr. Nishizumi? I don't think so.
>>138826139
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaOJuQjstbs
>>138854494
>>138866041
>>138867861
nothing.
>>138867939
I don't think there is a Mr. Nishizumi. Unless its Shiho's dad you are talking about.
Shiho never married Maho and Miho's biological father. She didn't want to have anyone else have a say in how the girls would be raised.
>>138868398
>implying the men who marry into the Nishizumi family ever have a say
It's like you don't understand the Nishizumi House.
>>138868398
one more said "nothing"
The movie is tank battle and tank battle and tank battle
>>138868191
Does the PzII get good gas-mileage?
What about storage space?
What would be the best senshado legal vehicle for DD? A Puma?
>>138868060
Erika pls.
