Another anon claims it first and your waifu has never loved you.
>>138780076
Ruka loves me!
>snakefag
>waifu claim thread
You are the cancer.
>>138780076
>>138780076
You gotta claim this one fast.
The fuckin' slut.
>>138780076
Isn't she like 13 or something?
Claimed.
Claiming her just because she is the sluttiest (too many people have her as a waifu)
Still mine.
I LOVE MY EMPEROR!
>someone else here choosing my waifu
I have nothing to fear.
I LOVE YOU 131-CHAN!
All mine
Mai waifu now and forever.
>>138780817
>sharing and being a cuck
One does not "claim" their waifu. The waifu claims you!
I didn't claim her. I was hers to claim
Can /a/nons explain to me why it is bad to claim a waifu?
I've been lurking these threads for some time but still cant figure it out.
>>138780933
Your waifu is a dark corner?
>>138780934
>being a cuck
>>138780974
So you're saying waifuism is a meme and people who actually take it seriosuly are retards?
Inb4
>horse pussy
>>138781115
fuck off
Deshu Kaiki falls for Hitagi Senjougahara.
Unable to confess because she's committed to Koyomi Araragi, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is somewhat uplifted to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a disgusted expression, thinking he's manipulating her again somehow. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he is interested in. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with Kaiki's own AU self after he saved her from the weightless crab case, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of ODDITIES.
>>138781308
>trying this hard.
baby's first troll never looked so sad.
>>138781308
is this a new pasta?
I'm not even kidding
>>138780861
You're just a newfag. Cancerous waifufags have been here for years
>>138781408
could be i guess.
>>138781449
you know, ancient chinese proverb states "do not reinforce failure".
you, sir, have failed. t'would be best you didn't reinforce it.
Why are cucks even in this thread?
Why can't they be ronery somewhere else?
>>138781455
>he doesn't know that waifu is the biggest normalfag meme right now
You seem to be "dipshit" or your just a regular faggot. Oops!
Don't worry, I've got you're back. I suggest that you should fuck off, by killing you're selves. Alternatively you could suck my dick, for example.
Thanks for reading!
>>138780076
I love her so much.
>>138781587
It was for this >>138781477 gay.
>>138781165
>>138781565
>waifu
>normalfag
pick one
This is my waifu, there are not many like her and this one is mine
Pathetic
>>138780076
ayase
No one but me that loves her
Dibs on Eyebrow Goddess.
>>138781165
FINDS a WAY
forever and ever
>inb4 crispy bacon
>>138781165
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/keit-ai-finds-a-way/
It's already a meme, you can stop now.
Urabe claimed
>>138780076
Snek is yours. Crab is mine.
>>138782065
Why exatly are some of you so against claiming?
i'm confident that not claiming has no impact on the relationship but doing so kinda strenghtens the bond.
besides, waifuism is as subjective as hell. so theres no right waifuism.
>>138781165
I would like to unsubscribe to The Keit-Ai Newsletter.
Muh waifu
>>138781645
You can't be serious. You must be really sheltered.
I'm envious.
CLAIMED
>>138780612
I'll stab you
Claiming Katyusha as my waifu
>>138780612
>wanting used trash
cuck
>>138782259
>getting this mad because you're waifu is already claimed
Let it go, /a/non. Try to find love again.
>>138782153
>>138782259
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>>138780076
claimed
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>>138781408
>not recognising this stalepasta
hownew.ru
>>138782065
>t. asshurt /jp/ crossboarder
so sorry we haven't been spamming 2hu, a series of such shallow waifu/autism-bait that its being supplanted by Kancolle
you fucking faggot;>)
>>138782352
Dis nigga
>>138782362
>>138782381
Fuck off normalfags cancer. Go back fucking your 3DPD whores.
You seem to have used "waifu" to mean favourite female anime or manga character out of a certain series. Oops!
Don't worry, I've got your back. I suggest that you should learn what it means, by lurking more. Alternatively you could visit a a website more suited to your kind, for example r/anime.
Thanks for reading!
Claimed for laifu
Mine
>>138781165Threadly reminder that you should stop posting that because it's a thing.https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139/1/
Claimed forever
>>138780997
rude. She's not a dark corner, she's a human being
Claimed
Claiming perfection. Always.
mine
HE'S MINE
>>138782417
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>>138782509
![[GJM-Vivid] Haruchika ~Haruta to Chika wa Seishun Suru~ - 10 [5CFA0D2F].mkv_snapshot_03.23_[2016.03.12_17.28.41].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1DY5mrc.jpg "[GJM-Vivid] Haruchika ~Haruta to Chika wa Seishun Suru~ - 10 [5CFA0D2F].mkv_snapshot_03.23_[2016.03.12_17.28.41].jpg")
>inb4 seasonal waifu
Why is such a best girl stuck in a shit show?
>>138781165
>Keit-Ai
>>138782467
>>138782574
Nice assumptions. I love her with all my heart and so I claim her as forever mine
"Claiming" is not the same thing as "choosing". You can claim the girl you fell in love with
>>138782574
>>138782467
in the in the 8 years that I've been on 4chan, I honestly don't know if I've ever seen anybody more autistic than this guy.
That's really saying alot.
>>138782659
>>138782725
Always and forever.
Seriously? Mods deleted some shitposting but not the thread?
I change waifus whenever I want. Sometimes, I change waifus even during an episode.
I love thick girls.
>>138780845
Can she be mine too?
>>138782725
Yeah I really don't browse /a/ too often anymore and haven't watched anime for a year or so. You caught my eye though, bro. I had to take time out of my typical normalfag schedule of administering your mother's hot beef injections. Seriously. You're something special you just can't find anywhere else on this website.
>claiming all these normalfag waifus
This shit taste is revolting.
>>138782843
What's the currently most popular waifu? I wanna claim her and then dump her.
>>138781165
My only regret is that Satoshi Kon isn't alive to direct Keit-Ai.
Rei II is mine!
>>138782902
Magumi the explosion loli I guess.
>>138780076
My waifu disagrees
>>138782948
Thanks for the tip. In that case, I will for now claim Megumin as my waifu, until a better waifu presents itself next time.
>>138782454
She's also very autistic.
Cool beauty claimed.
>>138782902
I don't know, because this season hasn't been worth my time.
A list of notably popular waifus:
Asuka
Ryuko
Miku
Fubuki
any Monogatari girl
Saber
Rin Tohsaka
Shinoa
All of these girls are also irredeemable trash, as are waifufags. If you can't enjoy your waifu/husbando in your own privacy, you don't deserve one.
I love Galko!
I'm going to make her a mother as soon as she graduates?
>>138783138
Bro have you ever asked yourself if you might just be the cancer?
>>138783138
Please go away. Only you and the "devoted" people on waifu wednesday threads have a different take on the word waifu, as otherwise it's almost ubiquitously used to describe your favorite girl from any anime.
Love her
i love Yuzuki
THE BEST
H
E
B
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S
T
>>138783284
So... You're just a fag who plays pretend?
>>138782981
>being this wrong
Do you guys think the catgirl maid robot from pandora would be an acceptable waifu?
Im guessing it's OP shitposting his own thread
>>138783284
No, you are just a retard shitting the thread with the same stupid post, nice blog fucking autist.
I wish 10000 new NTR doujins of your waifu will come in the next comiket, enjoy yourself.
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>>138783258
lets bet your ass. If I win, I get your ass
:^)
>>138783466
Any girl is acceptable as a waifu.
>>138782981
>You seem to have used "waifu" to mean favourite female anime or manga character out of a certain series. Oops!
Nope, I know what waifu means and Rei II is more than a waifu for me. I love her with all my heart. I love her more than anyone else. That's why I don't like real women, none of them are like Rei.
Haven't done it in years but, her.
>>138783492
Bigger question is how did you even know this thread was in /b/ unless you yourself are a normalfag that goes to /b/ all of the time?
Is this guy really responding to all these posts ?
>>138783403
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>>138783585
I know a website more suitable for you. It's called autism speaks dot org
>>138783350
Q't
>>138783492
>>138783599
Yep
>>138783599
Autism does that to people.
I claim the third waifu posted after this post.
>>138783640
>>138783642
I'm pretty spergy but knowing i'll never be this spergy makes me feel good about myself.
>>138783599
Sure. Why not? All he has to do is to click on the post number, after all.
I'm going to claim that glasses girl from Euphonium that did that lip-tracing with her finger to that other girl as a waifu.
Best girl
>>138780469
Voyeurism at its finest.
>>138780651
Don't post my wife ever again, you sack of shit.
>>138783669
GGYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Mine.
>>138783709
>>138783771
I've been with my waifu for over three years, going on four now. Fuck off and kill yourself.
>>138783771
>>138783825
Kill yourself.
>>138783771
I wonder how she'll handle anal?
I claim shitposter-kun. Hes the cutest.
>>138783825
UMARU CLAIMED
>>138780919
none of us weebs gets claimed by a waifu because they can´t communicate with us yet
When were waifu threads allowed again?
>>138783887
Way too tsundere
>>138783926
On Wednesday.
Now it's waifuclaimday.
>>138783926
They were never forbidden in the first place.
>>138783903
No
>>138783919
>yet
Nano-chan belongs to me now.
>>138783986
yet
Looks like my waifu wasn't claimed yet. Good thing /a/ has such shit taste.
Claimed.
>>138783825
>>138784020
Good taste.
>>138783937
I know the meaning of waifu very well.
Umaru is my waifu
DEAL WITH IT
>>138783999
Did something happen, anon?
>>138784062
He was born.
>>138780740
>marrying a tank
>>138784076
Nah, just shitposters
>>138780740
PRIDE OF THE FATHERLAND
>>138784076
You're embarrassing yourself.
>>138784076
>>138784076
>>138784076
Please keep this up i'm enjoying it.
>>138780076
SENGOKU FINDS A WAY
>>138784173
We all are
>>138784076
>Go back fucking your 3DPD whores.
I wish
>>138784198
My gf is sucking my cock while i read this thread. Gonna cum in her mouth soon and fuck her in the ass.
>>138784153
>my gf laughing hard at this thread
your hand is possesed like in evil dead?
>>138784235
Yeah same desu
My Goddess~
Dibs
>>138784274
>muh sekrit club
https://a.pomf.cat/tvjatz.webm
>>138784239
How many have you beheld autism-chan?
>>138784279
Good taste.
>>138784274
Just came in her mouth gonna shove my 20 inch cock in her ass and watch anime while vaping dude.
>>138784308
You finally gave up on that copy paste shitpost? It was gold though
She is mine
>>138784241
Uh huh, that's right.
Who's laughing now?
>>138784345
>wah don't hurt my feelings and stop coming to muh sekrit club
>>138784020
She finds a way.
>>138784480
>leddit normalfag frog neo-/a/
>am i fitting in yet?
After all these years the feeling never changed.
>your waifu never gets posted in waifu threads
I don't know whether to feel sad or happy.
Fluffy hair is my weakness.
Yukino is mine
>>138784562
People are only here to post their favorite girls, not to try and fit into this "ruined sanctuary" image you have of /a/.
Hey, can we see your sword collection that you got from your good boy points? I mean you're essentially calling everyone a normie anyways.
>>138784562
>i post the same thing everytime am i funny yet xD
>i'm fitting in r-right? guys?
Shit still got her.
>>138780551
You can have kiss shot, I'll take better form.
she's mine.
all you other faggots back off
I get two for one deal.
>>138784650
>More cancerous crossboarder trash.
I mean, that's what you are too buddy, by the way I really would like to see that collection I was talking about earlier.
>>138784704
They're the same character so you're not allowed to do that.
she's mine
It's good that no one needs her apart from me.
>>138784020
Great taste.
>>138784532
/a/finds a way
Boy is this a fun thread.
>>138782065
You wanna die nigga?
>>138783964
Then why do mods delete them from time to time?
Got her
>>138784814
>>138784884
claim threads are just a bit of fun, you're taking this way too seriously. I think you need to take a deep breath and step away from your computer for a while
>>138784887
I think because they tend to devolve into flame wars.
See: the one we're in right now
>>138784750
You must be having a really shitty day to seek this much attention.
>>138780076
>this shitposter
>>138784887
Because of people like this
>>138784916
Don't pay them any mind though.
Anon right now. http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IXGhFBkEai
Normalfag reporting in.
>>138785022
Completely normal behavior of course! HAHAHAHA!
>>138785075
>implying /a/ wasn't full of crossboarders to begin with
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>>138785184
You remind me of someone :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4wptBuM6zs
pls call me a normalfag
>>138784894
Wow, and now she got me back
>>138785316
>>138785022
And how do you know that? Normalfag spotted
>>138785316
Your anguish sustains me.
test
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>>138785506
sorry i offended you anon
Jesus christ mods sure took their sweet fucking time.
>mfw that fucking autist's posts were deleted
report that spammer pls.
also claiming
>>138784020
Great fucking taste anon.
>nerd banned
Thank you, God.
A lot of seasonals in here.
>>138780076
>Claim your waifu
You seem to have used "waifu" to mean favourite female anime or manga character out of a certain series. Oops!
Don't worry, I've got your back. I suggest that you should learn what it means, by lurking more. Alternatively you could visit a a website more suited to your kind, for example r/anime.
Thanks for reading!
Koko claimed!
